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[–]baseballguy123 11 points12 points ago

Good thing they weren't narwhals

[–]skorpiolt 4 points5 points ago

lol I was gonna say swordfish, but I like yours better... well played -.-

[–]nived321 6 points7 points ago

I think she did that on porpoise.

[–]nintendocat 4 points5 points ago

So majestic.

[–]janglyfetters 0 points1 point ago

DAMIT PHIL THAT WAS MY AIRSPACE!!!!!

[–]tictoc44 1 point2 points ago

Only dead fish go with the flow

[–]TheTruthBeSold 2 points3 points ago

"SUCK IT JONES!"

[–]jackieskellington85 1 point2 points ago

for some reason when that happened i shouted "DAMMIT JERRY!" in my head...i dont know what that means, but this is reddit and im just gonna go with it.

[–]hornetblack 1 point2 points ago

What is this picture so fucking hilarious.

[–]Mydearchristofer 1 point2 points ago

He's probably so surprised. AH WHAT THE FUCK!

[–]chezazarng 1 point2 points ago

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.

[–]Semajal 1 point2 points ago

[–]Smittywebermanjenson 1 point2 points ago

I could not tell you why but I probably watched this 100 times and never stopped laughing....I regret nothing

[–]hyphire 0 points1 point ago

first dolphin: "Just go with the flow..." breaks the surface second: "ok!" breaks the surface third: "Hey guys wai OOF!" second: "The Hell?!"

[–]hapaxLegomina 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
wombo combo!! 0coms -1pt 8dys GifSound
Dolphin Combo breaker 0coms -4pts 8dys GifSound
When I want to make a comment on a post and someone else already said it. 0coms 17pts 1mo funny
Troll Dolphin 32coms 269pts 2mos gif
Stephan Feck playing with the pro's 1com 32pts 2mos gifs
one of the top gifs of this era 1com 12pts 3mos gifs
Steve never was very graceful 3coms 31pts 4mos gifs
FUCKAH YOU DOLPHIN!! 15coms 183pts 4mos gifs
My favorite animal gif! Feel free to post yours 12coms 87pts 4mos funny
This is how I feel posting on my first reddit birthday 4coms 13pts 5mos funny
Not always graceful 52coms 421pts 6mos funny
BOOP 0coms 11pts 7mos gifs
boop 178coms 809pts 7mos funny
1 fail. They never showed up again. 24coms 268pts 7mos funny
Dolphins Crash in air 19coms 117pts 8mos funny
Fail Trick 6coms 19pts 12mos funny
C-c-c-c-ombo breaker!! 161coms 654pts 1yr funny
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER 5coms 12pts 1yr pics
Dickhead Dolphin 82coms 508pts 1yr funny
C-C-C-Combo Breaker! [GIF] 302coms 2067pts 2yrs funny
What a JERK! [Animated GIF] 171coms 652pts 1yr funny
Scumbag Whale 69coms 329pts 1yr funny
Downvote from the depths... 0coms -3pts 1mo gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]reddit111987 0 points1 point ago

Shoryuken!

[–]NashvilleLn 1 point2 points ago

FALCON PUNCH!!!

[–]AtayCOA115 1 point2 points ago

I thought dolphins were smarter than that.