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Fighting my older brother (imgur.com)

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[–]Vaginal_Tractor 340 points341 points ago

It's hard fighting as an older brother. You have to fight just enough to protect yourself without either one of you getting hurt. Otherwise it was your fault.

[–]ArtosisWig 80 points81 points ago

As an older brother, I find most of my fights with my younger brother to be the result of pranks I pull on him.

Example: my younger brother has a sizeable patch of hair on his lower back, where a tramp stamp would normally go. He's 5 times heavier a sleeper than I am, so I took my trimmer and cut out a large heart into his patch. He had no idea until he changed for football practice the following afternoon. I take full fault for the fight that ensued a hundred times over because my mom was laughing about it while she tried to yell at me.

[–]ELEMENTALITYNES 19 points20 points ago

as a middle child that has had to cope with an older sibling's pranks for 13 years: fuck older siblings.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 43 points44 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ, yes, lets fuck them.

[–]AccidentalActivation 6 points7 points ago

You, I like.

[–]superlokj 6 points7 points ago

I'm a younger sibling and I prank the shit out of my brother

[–]RiPotato 17 points18 points ago

If I tried to do that I would get the shit beaten out of me.

[–]Hi_Friend 2 points3 points ago

My older brother once dragged me up two flights of stairs in a wedgie... fuck older brothers

[–]ArtosisWig 0 points1 point ago

I'm the second youngest of five. I am the prank master in the family. It's a matter of asserting how crazy you're willing to get without actually going that far.

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    [–]NightOfPandas 2 points3 points ago

    Exactly the same for me, except my bro is a black belt in kensho ryu or whatever. Whenever he comes at me, I block his strike and approach him, and he cowers in fear calling for a parent. Karate seems to have failed to teach him not to be a little bitch.

    [–]Kongbuck 3 points4 points ago

    As an older brother, I approve of this message. Thankfully, my brothers were never really little bitches. However, they are still weak and I am strong.

    [–]ArtosisWig 0 points1 point ago

    Same with my brother and football. He raged one afternoon while playing starcraft, punched the paper thin wall next to his desk and merely cracked it. My mom looked at it and went, "That's how strong football has made you?"

    [–]lovenohoe 0 points1 point ago

    I have that same hair patch. knowing my friends I'm really surprised they never pulled this.

    [–]marblefoot 0 points1 point ago

    Are you so sure they haven't?

    [–]Dr_ButtToucher_PhD 16 points17 points ago

    Being an older brother definitely takes more skill than people give it credit for. Of course none of that matters now cause my younger brother is now taller than me and is a Division-I college athlete.

    [–]Triviaandwordplay 5 points6 points ago

    My older son was the college athlete, and my younger one a lot smaller, asthmatic, very skinny, but both wrestled.

    Now 24 and 19, but the 19 year old is the black knight all the time. He might give up if something on him broke. Fortunately, my older son has extreme patience and control, but it's still cringe worthy to watch them go at it, especially now that our home is all hardwood flooring or tile.

    They're also nasty, like a lot of wrestlers. I'll never get that. Never would I have credit carded my brothers or anything like that.

    [–]Dr_ButtToucher_PhD 7 points8 points ago

    The younger ones always seem to grow up with the fight in them. I'm so proud of my little brother and all that he has accomplished during his college career and I miss the fuck out of him since we live in different states now.

    [–]zmansman17 5 points6 points ago

    You and me both brother

    [–]YHofSuburbia 6 points7 points ago

    What are you talking about man? Older brothers always kick their younger brothers' asses. Ever since my brother hit puberty, he's been getting taller and is a little bit taller than I am but whenever I get pissed at him and threaten to beat his ass he always backs off; there will always be that psychological aspect there.

    [–]Dr_ButtToucher_PhD 1 point2 points ago

    Haha I guess at some point we stopped angry fighting and started the "bro-fighting". It's more about headlocks and pinning now than actually trying to hurt the other.

    [–]Lantec 0 points1 point ago

    I think that works to a limit. My younger brother of almost 10 years works out a lot more than me and has about 60lbs on me. I don't try to mess with him anymore. Luckily, we're good bros and he's really chill.

    [–]PenisWeilder 1 point2 points ago

    What sport? Also does it help you both get chicks?

    [–]Dr_ButtToucher_PhD 0 points1 point ago

    Baseball and yes it does as a matter of fact.

    [–]DemonstrativePronoun 0 points1 point ago

    Being a good older brother*

    [–]smasters908 40 points41 points ago

    If only my older brother was that thoughtful. For me, a fight with him often meant take the fucker out before he really gets angry. Nowadays nothing has changed and I'm 17, he's 19. Since I don't like fighting and he is often the instigator, I keep an intimidating object such as a hammer handy to let him know I am fucking ready to blow. The fucker can't back down, it's like some sort of anger management thing.

    This being said. My mom always told me: "You know you shouldn't smart talk him when he's insulting you in your room.". Thanks for fucking nothing, mom. My bad, I shared just a little too much.

    [–]Spybrator 111 points112 points ago

    Hey...HEY!

    You lied about your age to look at Gonewild!!111

    Have you no respect for internet rules?!?!

    [–]smasters908 25 points26 points ago

    Someone looked at my comment history lately, didn't they?

    [–]ios_k 28 points29 points ago

    Yeah because you need to look at the comment history of a redditor to infer he has visited /r/gonewild

    [–]grubas 6 points7 points ago

    IT WAS ON THE FRONT PAGE, I JUST CLICKED IT OUT OF HABIT!

    God, next you'll bitch at me about folding the laundry, you're just like your mother!

    [–]ios_k 2 points3 points ago

    Well you should fold your laundry, it saves time from ironing.

    I'll show my self out, don't worry.

    [–]grubas 3 points4 points ago

    I don't iron my shirts, that's what the permanent press cycle is for! Also, I bought those fancy anti-wrinkle shirts from Brooks Brothers, because you kept bitching about not having a real ironing board!

    THIS IS WHY WE FIGHT ALL THE TIME, YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ANYTHING I SAY!

    [–]ios_k 2 points3 points ago

    Lower down your voice young man.

    [–]grubas 3 points4 points ago

    But mmmeeeeeeeemmmm....

    [–]Spybrator 5 points6 points ago

    Well it seemed a lot nicer than just asking, "Do you even lift bro?"

    [–]Armadylspark 5 points6 points ago

    Rules? On the internet? What are you going to do, cut off my internet ac-

    [–]pissoutofmyass 11 points12 points ago

    As an older brother I have to say, your brother sounds like a major douche. Never had a fight with my younger siblings. They've hit me, clawed me, destroyed my belongings, etc. I would never once hit them in retaliation. Just hug them.

    They don't do any of that anymore. The hugging worked.

    [–]dangerous_beans 11 points12 points ago

    Did you hug them until they stopped breathing?

    [–]MrGreenBeanz 25 points26 points ago

    http://i.imgur.com/34mb3.png

    [–]nunchukity 5 points6 points ago

    sisters are rubbish sparring partners, i wish i had a brother :(

    [–]Yeti_Rider 12 points13 points ago

    You're kidding right?

    My lil sister was tough and a worthy opponent........yet I am still the undefeated, champion of the universe.

    [–]FarmerTedd 6 points7 points ago

    It's easy when you're 10 years apart though.

    [–]Yeti_Rider 2 points3 points ago

    True that that may be, I wouldn't say that it was "easy".

    She was wiry and angry.

    Imagine trying to play a game of typewriters with a salt-water crocodile and you'll have an idea of why I'm so proud of my hard earned victories.

    *Edit.

    Explanation of the game Typewriters for the young'uns.

    [–]andthentherewasderp 1 point2 points ago

    heh, must have been some very nice wrestling matches...

    [–]learntoplay 0 points1 point ago

    Drumming on his sisters chest and slapping her a lil, so hot.

    [–]smasters908 5 points6 points ago

    I don't think you fully grasp what I am saying. He was not fighting "horseplay" style. Oh hell no, that's too tame for him. He fights "guy who stole my girlfriend and killed my dog" style. I legitimately fear for my life sometimes when he has the upper hand. This has never been fun for me. Ever.

    [–]gimmedatneck 0 points1 point ago

    you'll get tougher. don't be afraid of an ass whoopin. enough of those, and you'll be able to do enough damage to make him think twice about slapping you around when he feels like it.

    it's brother law.

    [–]Middleman97 0 points1 point ago

    Ever try wrestling?

    [–]canuckfanatic 0 points1 point ago

    My brother (3 years older) once held me upside down by my ankles for fun. I struggled and ended up kicking him in the face, didn't break his nose but there was plenty of blood. Now he's 21 and I'm 18 and we're both at university so the fighting has stopped. For now.

    [–]gimmedatneck 2 points3 points ago

    just to let you know. older brothers aren't scared of little brothers with weapons.

    [–]not_that_bright 0 points1 point ago

    I have quite a vivid memory of my brother piss bolting after I grabbed a piece of pipe to smack the shit out of him. So I would have to disagree.

    [–]smasters908 -1 points0 points ago

    I stabbed him in the leg once in self defence, so I can assure you he doesn't get near me when I have a knife.

    [–]Haddock 0 points1 point ago

    This is not a healthy relationship. You need family counselling. If your mom won't listen, talk to people at school.

    [–]smasters908 0 points1 point ago

    That's a lot of trouble for a problem that isn't my own. All I have to do is stay the fuck away, wait about until around June/July, and he never hears from me again because I am moving out. I am not going to waste my time trying to fix something that was never even built properly in the first place.

    [–]grubas 0 points1 point ago

    Being scared of anybody with a weapon is relatively helpful, with the whole survival thing.

    [–]I_WANT_PRIVACY 1 point2 points ago

    Are you me?

    [–]smasters908 2 points3 points ago

    I don't know, are you me, or am I you?

    [–]007JamesBond007 3 points4 points ago

    Can I be both of you?

    [–]smasters908 1 point2 points ago

    We can all be one.

    [–]007JamesBond007 1 point2 points ago

    YOU MEAN LIKE THE POWER RANGERS?!

    [–]smasters908 1 point2 points ago

    WHY AM I BEING ASKED SO MANY FREAKING QUESTIONS?!

    [–]007JamesBond007 2 points3 points ago

    LOUD NOISES!

    [–]I_WANT_PRIVACY 0 points1 point ago

    Uh... both?

    [–]smasters908 2 points3 points ago

    Woah, dude.

    [–]grubas 0 points1 point ago

    No, but I'm me!

    [–]xeixei 3 points4 points ago

    Bitch please. My older brother just had to punch me hard as he fucking could.

    [–]9460510 1 point2 points ago

    ARE WE REALLY GETTING INTO THIS?

    [–]FeetOfClay7 4 points5 points ago

    I have the great fortune of having a little shit stirrer for a brother. Even on the off chance I did do something wrong, our parents just thought he was making up stories again.

    [–]Shitygif 1 point2 points ago

    Oh man. This is so fantastically true. Even when he wanted to pretend sword fight, all I learned how to do was block and maybe tap his butt every once in a while.

    As a result my brother has only learned how to wildly jab to try to get through my defenses. Now if either of us gets in a real fight, I win and he's screwed.

    [–]Gallifrasian -1 points0 points ago

    Doesn't apply to all older brothers. I'm the youngest of 6 boys and I'm bigger than any of them. We never fight with each other using fisty cuffs, but I'm sure if we did, I would definitely be the one at fault. But there are some perks, like me getting shot-gun most of the time and shit. Funny thing is, our mother babied me the most. I was fucking spoiled and I loved it. I got everything I want. EVERYTHING.

    [–]Noisyes 0 points1 point ago

    As an older brother for me was I never started fights with my brother. By the time he was 17 he had probably gotten into about 20ish fights with me and he fights until I bleed or he is all tuckered out. He always went for the face he sometimes got me ,but I am about half a foot taller than him and got 40 pounds on him ,but not once when ever he hit me in the face did I ever return the favor. Vaginal_Tractor is right "You have to fight just enough to protect yourself without either one of you getting hurt." except for the part of yourself getting hurt. For me it meant waiting about 10 min having him in a submission hold or just having to block his fist from my face. My parents said I could hit him back but I never did. Even now that he is a an adult if he tried to fight him i would never hit him back.

    [–]ratajewie 0 points1 point ago

    Bull. Fucking. Shit. I have received many a choke slam in my day from my older brother. I had a cracked vertebrae from when he slammed his fist into the back of my neck. I couldn't see for a day or two when he punched me in the eye. Obviously you were too nice of an older brother.

    [–]Stickygod 0 points1 point ago

    Good thing my brother didn't care if he got in trouble or not.

    [–]kingofbigmac 1 point2 points ago

    I know that feel. I'm the oldest and everything was my fault. I don't know my own strength

    [–]Not_witty_enough_ 1 point2 points ago

    do u even lift?

    [–]kingofbigmac 0 points1 point ago

    I did and by I did I mean like 2-3 times at the gym.

    [–]Ragdollbjz 0 points1 point ago

    I'm not sure why but I read this as "Fisting my older brother."

    [–]mitchk10 0 points1 point ago

    I wish you were my older brother.

    [–]futuremarine213 0 points1 point ago

    You kinda hit me in the feels there, man. I miss my brother. I haven't seen him for almost 6 months since he's been away for the Army. We got in fights daily and I really miss him being here.

    [–]boxmunch48 0 points1 point ago

    Lots of times my brother wouldn't hit me, I'd just start yelling.

    [–]CheeseGobler 2 points3 points ago

    yeah I started going to the gym just so I could keep my little brother down when he got taller than me without hurting him.

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    [–]YHofSuburbia -1 points0 points ago

    I think you misread his post. He said as an older brother, not with or against.

    [–]Ritoki 1 point2 points ago

    Ah, duly noted. I'm going to delete the comment now, since it's gathering downvotes due to oversight. *sigh.

    [–]YHofSuburbia 1 point2 points ago

    Just as an FYI, I didn't downvote you :/

    [–]Ritoki 0 points1 point ago

    It's cool.

    [–]BIueBlaze 71 points72 points ago

    Its adorable how he goes behind the tree to hide after doing that haha

    [–]heckarstix 66 points67 points ago

    Tree is safe zone, can't touch me

    [–]mortymight 17 points18 points ago

    Sound of tree breaking

    [–]Quake48 0 points1 point ago

    i have you tagged as "likes midget porn"

    [–]WeHaveMetBefore 3 points4 points ago

    Oooooohhhhh.

    [–]DoritoStyle 3 points4 points ago

    You touch my tralala

    [–]Riot87 2 points3 points ago

    Mmmmmm.

    [–]locobanya 1 point2 points ago

    My ding ding dong.

    [–]Abe_Odd 33 points34 points ago

    As a younger brother my technique was always antagonize verbally and retreat with great haste.

    When that failed, launch projectiles.

    [–]tega174 54 points55 points ago

    Typical younger sibling, throw a few punches then go hide behind mom before you ever get a chance to react.

    [–]ios_k 19 points20 points ago

    Bears come out of trees, TIL.

    [–]Gallifrasian 1 point2 points ago

    Good god. Imagine the bark mark.

    [–]Kongbuck 2 points3 points ago

    As the oldest brother, this is how it was. That little jerk is STILL the instigator and we're all in our twenties.

    [–]Shniggles 1 point2 points ago

    14-year-old here with a 16 and an 18-year-old brother.

    I was always stuck in the crossfire. I'd be sitting in the living room playing Pokemon, when all of a sudden my brothers are going fisticuffs, they get in trouble, blame it on me.

    Sometimes, it sucks to be the youngest.

    [–]Cyril_Eneas -1 points0 points ago

    Throw a few punches? You are lucky, my sister once came at me with a knife.

    [–]snarping 2 points3 points ago

    My sister came at me with a a knife and a cast iron skillet in the same day. I didn't see the skillet coming. I've never been so close to passing out or as mad as I was than at that very moment.

    [–]Cyril_Eneas 1 point2 points ago

    The really ridiculous part was that it was over allowance. I did my chores and got five dollars that week as always. She did no chores, received no allowance, then threw a tantrum that I was the favored child.

    [–]snarping 3 points4 points ago

    My sister came at me because I refused to listen, sing, and dance to the backstreet boys with her. I don't really know what made her think me a straight male at 17 would do that in the first place.

    AAANNNDDD... I just made myself feel old as Fuck, that was nearly a decade ago. God damn.

    [–]Deecimal 33 points34 points ago

    I should point out that, no matter who starts a fight, no matter who gets hurt, no matter whose fault it is. It is always the bigger sibling's fault.

    [–]brnldz 4 points5 points ago

    Yes, bigger, not always the oldest. I've been the biggest since we were 10 and 12 respectively, and my brother would always instigate fights, I'd beat the crap out of him and I'd get in trouble.

    [–]Jortay9 0 points1 point ago

    I feel ya. My older brother would always beat up on me but once I got bigger he did not like fighting as much.

    [–]AdmiralSkippy 0 points1 point ago

    Same with me at school. I get picked on until I can't deal with anymore. I hit the kid in the face, I get suspended, he gets to go back to class.

    Zero tolerance policy my ass.

    [–]skettimnstr 0 points1 point ago

    Respectively to what?

    [–]Kongbuck 0 points1 point ago

    Yep! Because even if they deserve it, we (being older) should know better. That and we'll "underestimate our own strength" and hurt the little ones.

    [–]alkapwnee 1 point2 points ago

    I remember pushing my brother after he said a wise ass remark. He decided to stumble back 6 or 7 feet just to find something to trip over ( I can only assume, because he kept looking behind himself) and fell in the bath tub, making sure to cry heavily and summon our mother.

    [–]yangx 2 points3 points ago

    you must have a huge bathroom

    [–]Lightgamete 2 points3 points ago

    Or his brother is a soccer player (I kid, I kid).

    [–]MYDOGSTELLA 25 points26 points ago

    That bear looks not right

    [–]alastor136 9 points10 points ago

    Meth.

    Not even once.

    [–]XxGirxX 12 points13 points ago

    This is my approach when I'm going to pick a fight with my wife.

    [–]do7com 7 points8 points ago

    My little brother (12 year difference) always tries to fight me...makes me feel like a samurai....wish real fights were that easy.

    [–]p71interceptor 9 points10 points ago

    As an older brother who used to wrestle with two younger brothers... this gif only works until they hit puberty.

    I used to be able to wrestle both at the same time no problem. Now I have my hands full with either one. The last time we went toe to toe, 2 vs 1, I seriously had to fight for my life. Those little bros aren't so little anymore.

    [–]antwilliams89 4 points5 points ago

    I was the middle brother. I used to be picked on by my older brother, and in turn I'd pick on my younger brother.

    Then when I hit about 16, I started growing really quickly (I'd always been tiny). Now I'm 6 foot tall, and my older brother doesn't want to fight anymore.

    But now my younger brother has started growing too, and after years of lost fights and being picked on, he now has an underdog fighting spirit that I don't like one bit. He also kicks. I don't like that, either.

    [–]tetrisman95 2 points3 points ago

    As a younger, and littler brother, kicking is the only way to win.

    [–]tea3 1 point2 points ago

    yup -one of the very few fights i ever won - lucky ball kick ftw

    [–]LaChupacabras 6 points7 points ago

    As a significantly older brother, I can confirm this.

    [–]Vancoor 5 points6 points ago

    My "little" brother now outweighs me by 20 lbs of what I'm pretty sure is pure muscle and is on the football team now and still too chicken to fight me. I may have scarred him when he was young.

    [–]jayrocs 1 point2 points ago

    Or he knows he'll beat the shit out of you and doesn't want to emasculate his older brother.

    [–]Thediegolopez 9 points10 points ago

    Once I decided to fight my older brother and try to be cool in front of my friends. He punched me in the eye and I cried like a baby.

    [–]Pelinor 3 points4 points ago

    Something similar happened to me, but there were no people around. Still hurt like hell.

    [–]mhen1234 13 points14 points ago

    I love this.

    [–]ArtisticAquaMan 1 point2 points ago

    Repost!

    [–]manbearpig1254 2 points3 points ago

    I must say as a younger sibling also me being 15 and my brother being 21 our fights are like that when he comes back from college i will never forget when i was 12 i unplugged the router when he was deep into a quest on WoW he took me pinned me against the wall took ductape and ductaped me to the wall i was there over four hours until my mom finnally came home from xmas shoppinh

    [–]penis-butter 7 points8 points ago

    One good thing about being an older brother is always being able to kick your little brother's ass. A buddy of mine wrestles for Boise state and put four bsu football players in the hospital and his older brother still kicks his ass.

    [–]willlee52 7 points8 points ago

    i really think its a mental thing.

    [–]penis-butter 0 points1 point ago

    One thing I've come to find is that when you're older you know all your brother's mannerisms so you know what to expect

    [–]willlee52 0 points1 point ago

    Thats true lol, I know my brother will always try to get me in a headlock and then go for the full mount....it never works.

    [–]chilling_jawnt -2 points-1 points ago

    It really is, i don't know what it is, but it has to be mental..

    [–]iamagiant 0 points1 point ago

    Age hierarchy.

    [–]surename 5 points6 points ago

    I almost fell out of my chair laughing. Hadn't seen this one before. Kudos OP.

    [–]Redlands12 3 points4 points ago

    Dude that's right on the money.. Thanks for the laugh.

    [–]fits_data_to_theory 2 points3 points ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CjBROVfTPM

    [–]romaniam 3 points4 points ago

    If I were to hit... "I'm going to hit you twice as hard." :(

    [–]junior_k -1 points0 points ago

    I'm going to be honest here... I actually read the title as "fisting" my older brother.

    [–]ShitFlingingApe 2 points3 points ago

    I'm 5 years older than my brother. I used to kick his ass at everything. Unbeknownst to me I was forging a warrior. 25 years later I can't beat him at anything.

    [–]aethersage 3 points4 points ago

    This one hit me right in the feels. Makes me miss my bro and want to fight him at the same time.

    [–]Pelinor 3 points4 points ago

    Damn. I'm 11, and this sucks balls. I always try to get close, buy I either chicken out or I get punched in the face. He will lose one day. He will.

    [–]BeyondCR 4 points5 points ago

    nigga did you just say 11?

    [–]NARWHAL_IN_MY_ANUS 1 point2 points ago

    He said it sucks balls and has many grammar errors in that sentence. So it's safe to assume that he is 11.

    [–]Mr_Unagi 0 points1 point ago

    So glad me and my older bro are identical in height and weight.

    [–]ThisOldMan_ 1 point2 points ago

    fuck. the only time me and my brother werre angry enough to fight each other, we were tearing each other's skin from our faces. Seriously, we both lost some skin from out faces that day. FUCK, WE WERE FUCKING CRAZY.

    [–]bliv45 0 points1 point ago

    As a younger brother, I always had trouble fighting him. Than I started playing football, and now I'm stronger, and bigger than him. Revenge is fun

    [–]Aniahlator 0 points1 point ago

    I am the older brother, and this is exactly how it goes down.

    [–]JackP1195 0 points1 point ago

    Silly bear, go home. You're drunk.

    [–]Was_going_2_say_that 2 points3 points ago

    i wish i had a brother more than anything

    [–]Alaskagirlskickass 1 point2 points ago

    I grew up with these two Norwegian brothers who would get drunk and fight each other hardcore. I remember them (on multiple times) pulling fucking small trees out of the ground and throwing them or hitting one another with them. As a woman, the primal instinct they triggered with their glorious manliness was awesome though.

    [–]MrApproval 0 points1 point ago

    When I fought my older brother, he was much quicker than me and whooped my ass real-quick.

    [–]P3DR095 0 points1 point ago

    As the youngest of three brothers, I would've been the human in this situation.

    [–]james9075 0 points1 point ago

    that's what my older brother does to me. i'm twice his size, and could crush him by sitting on him, so he'll do something childish like poke me and run away laughing, and the second he gets close i'll throw him down and sit on him

    [–]raidingkvatch 0 points1 point ago

    This thread makes me glad to be an only child. Then again my dad's ex-girlfriend's son did once jump on my head.

    [–]MeYouNow 0 points1 point ago

    um source please?!

    [–]marblefoot 0 points1 point ago

    Only child here; no circlejerk for me?

    [–]Seakip 0 points1 point ago

    Just like /u/catgeo01

    [–]t-rexcantfap 0 points1 point ago

    As an older brother I don't share this sentiment because my brother is huge. Not fat. Weightlifting huge.

    [–]Berwickmex 0 points1 point ago

    Why did you make it green?

    [–]durrBoy 1 point2 points ago

    "mom i bear-ly touched him!"

    [–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 0 points1 point ago

    /r/HIFW

    /r/analogygifs

    [–]mince10 1 point2 points ago

    I"m the younger sibling as well and this was my life UNTIL I hit puberty!

    Now I'm 6 feet 185 and my bro is 5'3" 140. Times they did a change. >:D

    [–]looksbook 0 points1 point ago

    When my little brother tried to pick up a fight and I didn't feel like it, I'd just stand up, extend my shoulders and roar like a crazy man. Surprisingly effective. Sigh, I wish I could use these primal reflexes to solve everything again.

    [–]notsurewhatiam 0 points1 point ago

    Bears use reddit now?

    [–]kingofbigmac 0 points1 point ago

    I am the oldest and 3 years ago I could wrestle both of my brothers at the same time and tie them up like pretzels. Now I am scared. They grow up so fast.

    [–]metalmike187 0 points1 point ago

    A repost with a different title is still a repost.

    [–]zlanj 0 points1 point ago

    Me and my brother always kicked each others' shin at the same time, so it was basically 2 pussies doing the same thing and then falling on the ground, getting up and trying to hop it off while pussy slapping each other

    [–]vaultboy1121 -1 points0 points ago

    Repost

    [–]ryanstsuckface 0 points1 point ago

    GODDAMMIT how many times will I see this gif reposted with a different title?

    [–]gruntman58 1 point2 points ago

    Go home bear, you're drunk.

    [–]Quiet_Guy116 0 points1 point ago

    Holy shit, this takes me way back. Being the second youngest brother was tough considering I had 2 older brothers. My brother who was 2 years older then me would make fun of me until I fought him. Never won a fight once, and I've grown to be taller and bigger, I know not to fuck with him at all. The little older bugger can scrap. But my Eldest brother would mess with him all the time just to stick up for me. It was funny watching him get a wedgie once in awhile. My baby brother is kind of a hard ass, but teaching him and talking to him is better then pounding on him. He's still learning and all. Once in awhile I'll wrestle him down and have some fun, but He'll usually cry out to my mom and I'll get smacked in the head with a magazine or something. It's awesome having 4 sisters and 3 brothers. :) Just had to share a little bit of my life

    [–]AdmiralSkippy 0 points1 point ago

    Am I the only one that can beat up my older brother?

    [–]MikeGratton 0 points1 point ago

    my 10 yr older brother used to tie me in a ball and roll me down the stairs...fucker..that's okay..I can't wait for the life support machine "intermittent malfunction days" and decisions for a care home ;)

    [–]bobbybuttmunch 0 points1 point ago

    I pictured this in my head how it was with my brother and I when we were younger and I laughed my ass off. Thanks

    [–]AgileBlackdog 0 points1 point ago

    I laughed way to hard at this.

    [–]ZafiroAnejo 0 points1 point ago

    Perfect! I'm an older brother. He would usually lock himself in the bathroom, or do the defense I called, "The Turtle", laying on his back, swinging his arms and kicking his legs violently in the air.

    [–]Skagbait 0 points1 point ago

    The bear was hXc dancing.

    [–]wevcss -2 points-1 points ago

    In before someone complains about repost

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    [–]BigLurker 3 points4 points ago

    ಠ_ಠ

    [–]into_the_mist 2 points3 points ago

    I believe the eyes of disapproval to be warranted in this circumstance. You can trust me. I'm not a lawyer.

    [–]Drmed92 0 points1 point ago

    Awwww yah , it feels good to be the older brother !

    [–]pighalf -2 points-1 points ago

    So, you guys dress up in bear costumes, then "play" fight?

    [–]PwnThemAll 0 points1 point ago

    Are you my little brother?

    [–]pockets1337 1 point2 points ago

    my favorite gif of all-time

    [–]Thekzy -1 points0 points ago

    I literally punched my brother then ran and hid under my bed, yea im a bamf

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