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[–]aprettym 20 points21 points ago

Chapter 1: The Do's and the Don'ts

[–]cyanidelicious[S] 7 points8 points ago

HA. He has his moments though.

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 2 points3 points ago

Fuck, i'd do him. Bling bling mothafucka.

[–]relativeidiot31 1 point2 points ago

Based on your username, I imagine you'd do a lot of things.

[–]nathan1942 15 points16 points ago

All that money probably helped. Being able to afford personal trainers, personal chefs, stylists, dental work, and nice clothes would probably do wonders for most people/teens.

[–]RxJoe -1 points0 points ago

This.

[–]thephantomredditor 6 points7 points ago

Neville Longbottom and the Chamber of Pubertus

[–]SirDeeSeven 3 points4 points ago

Someone explain to me why this is posted in /r/funny...

[–]ttttori 3 points4 points ago

100% would

[–]AlmostVentured 2 points3 points ago

Emma Watson should write a few chapters in it

[–]bobcat_08 0 points1 point ago

Puberty, the Success Story: How I Grew Up to Look Like Everyone Else

[–]Peasley 0 points1 point ago

Original titles: you're doing it wrong

[–]MrSamster911 2 points3 points ago

please tell me this is real

[–]StickSauce 1 point2 points ago

[–]SandyMedia 1 point2 points ago

Symmetry isn't always your friend.

[–]pyronarwhal 6 points7 points ago

Eh, still not bad.

[–]AOEUD 0 points1 point ago

How come all the solutions to puberty only show up afterwards? I REALLY COULD HAVE USED THE THIGH THING. I don't know what this guide offers, but it's probably helpful.