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[–]Yehaw4Jihad 333 points334 points ago

[–]carpy22 62 points63 points ago

Now that, my friend, is Canadian.

[–]Sporkinat0r 48 points49 points ago

red green show up in this bitch

[–]supergalactic 20 points21 points ago

They would run The Red Green show on public access here in the states. It's pretty great

[–]h4rpur 7 points8 points ago

They still do on saturday nights in phoenix on PBS

[–]blaurum 3 points4 points ago

It's on four times on Saturday here in Michigan. On all 3 pbs stations I get at random times, and then one more on the canadian channel we get.

[–]buzzbros2002 3 points4 points ago

Also, maple syrup.

[–]gulljack 3 points4 points ago

That's aboot it

[–]wickawack 96 points97 points ago

[–]ButtonsMcBoomBoom 15 points16 points ago

I like the independent jiggle of the maple leaves on Pamela.

[–]Dr_N00B 66 points67 points ago

Michael J Fox should be shaking more than that

[–]slavior 8 points9 points ago

scott pilgrim, please!

[–]Yehaw4Jihad 3 points4 points ago

KEEP ON GIVEN'R

[–]Came_Here_To_Le_This 3 points4 points ago

There's a lot more shit moving in that than I initially thought.

[–]supergalactic 13 points14 points ago

No Trailer Park Boys?

[–]aspankdmonkey 22 points23 points ago

I see no milk in bags.

[–]blaurum 7 points8 points ago

Once I asked my cousin why we couldn't get milk in bags in the US.

He replied with "You can. They are called boobs."

FACEPALM.

[–]Lajcan 8 points9 points ago

I think that's just a Quebec thing. It isn't in Saskatchewan at least

[–]emehlenb 31 points32 points ago

Its in Ontario as well.

[–]IRunSometimes 6 points7 points ago

They have Milk Bags in Ontario, Quebec and the Maritimes.

[–]nived90 3 points4 points ago

Nova Scotia as well.

[–]stormchaser 2 points3 points ago

Ontario as well!

[–]FlashMercury 3 points4 points ago

It's in Ontario, or at least the city of Toronto.

[–]homeofficeguy 2 points3 points ago

Used to be in Saskatchewan. I grew up in the mighty SK and we used to get milk bags from the milk man or from O.K. Economy.

Suddenly I feel very old.

[–]euthanize 6 points7 points ago

Just curious if any Americans can list the people from right to left top to bottom accurately. The first guy is a Canadian hero. Also didnt know Pam anderson or elisha cuthbert were Canadian or was she just wearing a Canadian bikini?

[–]LokisQueen 29 points30 points ago

She's Canadian but the jugs are American made

[–]ChaosOnFire 3 points4 points ago

I think Pam Anderson was born and grew up in Ladysmith BC.

[–]yarnto 4 points5 points ago

Right to left? You Canadians sure are weird up there.

[–]Comments_Sometimes 3 points4 points ago

No maple syrup?!

[–]Enraged_Beaver 4 points5 points ago

Who's the guy in between Trudeau and The Rocket?

EDIT: Mr. Dressup?

[–]superblah222 4 points5 points ago

POUTINE!

[–]IamTypingWithOneHand 3 points4 points ago

No BC bud?

[–]the04dude 4 points5 points ago

Missing Ketchup Chips

[–]wickedweather 1 point2 points ago

Is that Mr. Dressup between The Rocket and Pierre Elliott Trudeau?

[–]sexybassman 1 point2 points ago

I find your lack of Barenaked Ladies disturbing.

[–]shutupjoey 1 point2 points ago

Laura Secord up in this bitch!

[–]s_2_k 3 points4 points ago

You're missing Robin Sparkles.

[–]canadian028 0 points1 point ago

Fuck yeah, Canadia!

[–]HumbleMeasure 3 points4 points ago

Why are you celebrating our most average to below average beers?

Edit: I didn't see the Laura Secord chocolate head. all is forgiven.

[–]naked_and_famous 0 points1 point ago

Still not good enough. I don't see anyone apologizing.

[–]massrabbler 0 points1 point ago

Hey, you didn't make that.

[–]felixar90 0 points1 point ago

Who are the 4 guitarists?

Randy Bachman? | Neil Young? | ??? | Geddy Lee?

Who's the guy with the black tuque? Bryan Adams?

Also you should use Northern Lights for the background.

[–]-nintendoom- 0 points1 point ago

Bacon is as canadian as it gets.

[–]igotthisone 0 points1 point ago

crinkle cut poutine? what sorcery is this?

[–]Gabenisafatasshole -1 points0 points ago

This picture is missing a crucial part of our identity, our Canadian soldiers and veterans!

[–]Jonny_Watts 0 points1 point ago

The Oilers logo is backwards

[–]zmansman17 -1 points0 points ago

The Boobs are very Canadian .

[–]blaurum 0 points1 point ago

You forgot Red Green.

[–]EatSleepJeep 0 points1 point ago

No Canadian club? No Windsor? This picture is lies.

[–]musclerunner 0 points1 point ago

Needs more Dave Coulier.

[–]one-eleven -1 points0 points ago

Kiefer's not Canadian, Donald is.

[–]MaplePoutineRyeBeer 0 points1 point ago

Where are the nanaimo bars?

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 19 points20 points ago

No poutine?

[–]brandnewtothegame 5 points6 points ago

The poutine is in the belly of the mountie.

[–]Sample2K7 13 points14 points ago

I love our stereotypes. They make me very happy to be Canadian

[–]original-finder 53 points54 points ago

[–]TheChzcake 8 points9 points ago

Canadian here, not enough snow.

[–]Rephlexion 2 points3 points ago

Fellow Canadian here, definitely not enough plaid either.

[–]brandnewtothegame 3 points4 points ago

And no toques.

[–]TheEnemySpy 23 points24 points ago

Still no syrup.

[–]eldowns[S] 57 points58 points ago

Look closer. I didn't forget.

[–]theWolfPack 32 points33 points ago

[–]punksdad 5 points6 points ago

Polite clap.

[–]Noxxul 32 points33 points ago

Fixed it for you

[–]Ryanthewise1 60 points61 points ago

Now just add "sorry"

[–]thegeneralstrike 13 points14 points ago

Needs more beer too.

[–]DJcookie 3 points4 points ago

Need more focus on fear of the dark.

[–]RainDancingChief 6 points7 points ago

and a beaver

[–]shutupjoey 6 points7 points ago

And a toonie

[–]MYDOGSTELLA 1 point2 points ago

"Tim horton's, sorry since '64"

[–]pabs123 3 points4 points ago

WHERE IS THE BEER AND SYRUP

[–]penrose_drainpipe 0 points1 point ago

And denim?!

[–]Pidgey_OP 4 points5 points ago

obvious Photoshop. nobody is apologizing in this photo. Can't possibly be Canadian

[–]domind 1 point2 points ago

Where's Rush?

[–]megustcizer 1 point2 points ago

What, no Rush?

[–]aequitas3 -1 points0 points ago

That's because Alex Lifesson has been kidnapped by Ricky

[–]megustcizer -1 points0 points ago

Because he was a drunk male prostitute, of course!

[–]chonglor 1 point2 points ago

But that's Anton Stralman's body... he's a Swedish...

[–]Alexxandria 8 points9 points ago

As a Canadian, I approve.

[–]dospinacoladas 1 point2 points ago

LOL.... When I saw the original I thought to myself "where's the Tims and hockey?" Nicely done, sir!

[–]Musclecar123 0 points1 point ago

BBQ needs a bubba of Canadian on it.

[–]Bramphousian 1 point2 points ago

You chose a Swede as the player!

[–]AKAPikePeicrer 0 points1 point ago

Noones dodging geese crap

[–]DupaZupa 0 points1 point ago

Where's the maple syrup, beer, curling and poutine eh?

[–]Arctorius 0 points1 point ago

No beer?

[–]scoobydoo69 1 point2 points ago

Aw Tim Horton's, how I miss you. I wish they would put one in Georgia.

[–]5K337Lord -1 points0 points ago

needs more sorry

[–]frommysideofthebar 1 point2 points ago

i see your interspecies romance with canada's new military

[–]hardbopguru 0 points1 point ago

Needs someone apologizing somewhere in there

[–]Kay0526 3 points4 points ago

I've never seen such a fancy igloo

[–]The-schnarg 0 points1 point ago

I was wondering how long this would take.

[–]eldowns[S] 0 points1 point ago

It took way too long. I'm hope more people will add to it as well.

[–]PhilipJS -1 points0 points ago

Well played, sir.

[–]essbeezee -1 points0 points ago

This made me laugh. :)

[–]ilikeCRUNCHYturtles 0 points1 point ago

I guess you skipped the comments section of that original post. The fixed version was the top comment and was quite the most Canadian picture ever.

[–]LakeStClair -1 points0 points ago

dat flex

[–]theharb -1 points0 points ago

Could be better with a molson or lebatt frozen on the grill shelves.

[–]Sir_Emu 0 points1 point ago

You forgot the Igloo

[–]this__one -1 points0 points ago

Well, currently the plan is for me to barbecue tonight, and there is snow on the ground, so that part is correct.

[–]AlbatrossNecklace -2 points-1 points ago

Sorry.

[–]lejefferson 0 points1 point ago

[–]Wilfae 0 points1 point ago

No bagged milk? No Nestle Smarties? No "Rockets"? No Degrassi? :(

[–]PLUS_SIZED_SLUT 2 points3 points ago

Yay, stereotypes!

[–]PickleTreeTV 0 points1 point ago

Needs more beaver

[–]Proditus 1 point2 points ago

Canadia: High on snow and nationalism.

[–]poopoopmagoo 0 points1 point ago

can you really ride the moose?

[–]Shaku -1 points0 points ago

Where's the bottle of maple syrup?

[–]bunnnnnnn -1 points0 points ago

Where are the beaver tails?

[–]CanadianJ -1 points0 points ago

The Mountie needs a Tim Horton Coffee

[–]miraclemike -1 points0 points ago

pffft i don't see any maple sirup.

[–]rathiesm -1 points0 points ago

That picture was taken a few blocks from my house.

[–]COMPETITOR600 -1 points0 points ago

I waited all day for this.

[–]Doctorwhoisawsome -1 points0 points ago

This lacks poutine.

[–]munchypumpkin -1 points0 points ago

I know the guy giving tongue to the moose and that back porch is in Soldotna, Alaska, 'Merica.

[–]scotness -1 points0 points ago

Where is the Maple syrup?

[–]debbira 1 point2 points ago

Those silly Canadians with their backwards numbers!

[–]M3tzgerM3ister -1 points0 points ago

Haha is that Jim Lahey from Trailer Park Boys kissing the moose?

[–]ka5p3r -1 points0 points ago

[–]sandah 0 points1 point ago

is that jim lahey from trailer park boys?

[–]reagan_independent -1 points0 points ago

true. This is hysterical. Talk about your stereotypical Canadian. BLAME CANADA.

[–]YaBooni 0 points1 point ago

Mmmmmmm, Tim Hortons. As an American the only place I've ever had Tim Hortons was on Kandahar Airfield while deployed. And then the Canadians pulled out and took their donuts with them... That was a sad day...

[–]richiekk1 -1 points0 points ago

as a canadian living in the states, i miss home!

[–]HonestAbeee -1 points0 points ago

NO BEAVERS!?!

[–]hykl -1 points0 points ago

And the thing I see is: BBQ in the winter time. Fuck yes.

[–]wdtgg 0 points1 point ago

no better thread to debut the wonderful passport I made for a friend http://i.imgur.com/rukWC.jpg

[–]Darchangel26 -2 points-1 points ago

Where's the guy saying sorry?

[–]WeaponX003 -1 points0 points ago

Needs more pro wrestling. Specifically, needs more Bret Hart

[–]DarthSwag -1 points0 points ago

I had been waiting for somebody to do this ever since I saw the original........

[–]jetsniper -1 points0 points ago

I wish I had a Tim Horton's right in my backyard.

I've already had a moose in my backyard. It wasn't cool. Fucker destroyed the whole damn fence and the entire neighbourhood came into our house uninvited to look at it. Our gate still doesn''t close properly.

[–]theandyman85 -1 points0 points ago

Tim Hortons, greatest coffee available EVERYWHERE in Western NY

[–]nyknicksfann 0 points1 point ago

What all this nonsense aboot, eh?

[–]BettyMcBoob 1 point2 points ago

There should be a Chinese family cleaning up after the moose

[–]Verdris -1 points0 points ago

Why isn't the Mountie apologizing?

[–]Rushinq 0 points1 point ago

You will not find a more Photoshopped picture.

[–]albot -1 points0 points ago

As a Mountie, I approve of this picture.

[–]monacelli -1 points0 points ago

Needs more Trailer Park Boys.

[–]zuul99 -1 points0 points ago

Gordie Howe name needs to be on the jersey.

[–]TeeAre -1 points0 points ago

No flannel :(

[–]repsaaaaaj -2 points-1 points ago

To be really Canadian he would have to be losing to the bruins.

[–]Wbran -1 points0 points ago

CTRL + F "Sorry"

12 results.

Not as much as I though, quite frankly.

[–]JessJess143 -1 points0 points ago

As a Canadian, I approve this representation. Just missing the poutin and KD with ketchup.

[–]sequoia123 -1 points0 points ago

Needs free medical services involved

[–]cookiemonsta54 -1 points0 points ago

I LOVE TIM'S!!!!!

[–]Rainieri -1 points0 points ago

I just shed a tear and it tasted like maple syrup.

[–]witty_account_name -1 points0 points ago

This is the most Canadian song I can think of. It is an elegy for a hockey player

[–]bobo42o24 -1 points0 points ago

No weed? beer? bacon? poutine? etc.

[–]Senor_Manos 1 point2 points ago

What is with these inaccurate Canadian stereotypes? Where I come from (three miles from the Canadian border) the overarching Canadian stereotype is copious amounts of denim and terrible driving. You southerners need to stick to your tobacco farming and illegal alien employing.

[–]forumdestroyer156 -1 points0 points ago

Where are the Trailer Park Boys?

[–]VoiceOfBoom42 -1 points0 points ago

Fail, there is no curling broom visible.

[–]calebhall -1 points0 points ago

Just some make a double fixed with just a picture of bieber

[–]ProjectOrigin -1 points0 points ago

Somebody needs to make a depiction of healthcare

[–]blaurum -1 points0 points ago

Still needs a maple leaf, a cast member from Degrassi and Mr Dressup.

[–]Lowlah 1 point2 points ago

I'm Canadian and I hate almost everything in this picture.

[–]edvardkhil 1 point2 points ago

I'm always so proud of what Canada is known for i guess it takes seeming so much about america to bring it out, which may sound bad but for such a small populous of a country we have some pretty cool shit

[–]FRIENDLY_CANADIAN -2 points-1 points ago

I approve this message, eh!

[–]twomillionyetis 1 point2 points ago

aaaand then there's bieber.

[–]duncdog10 -2 points-1 points ago

SORRY

[–]FactualHarassment -1 points0 points ago

I fucking love Tim Hortons.

[–]DCMak -1 points0 points ago

What is that white stuff under that guy that the brown animal is kissing while being ridden by the red person in front of that place?

[–]TolucaWoods 0 points1 point ago

needs BEER

[–]rbourbon 0 points1 point ago

No one is apologizing.

[–]CommonWaveSounds 0 points1 point ago

wheres justin bieber? lol

[–]zvogel21 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever seen a moose kissing a goose down by the bay?

[–]e8ghtmileshigh 0 points1 point ago

Why Dmitri Yushkevich?

[–]Dabonkey 0 points1 point ago

Nope it's missing two key things maple syrup and bacon.

[–]CloseCannonAFB 0 points1 point ago

Maybe if Bob and Doug McKenzie were cooking back bacon on that grill.

[–]Lapwner 0 points1 point ago

As a Canadian, I approve of this.

[–]superpencil121 0 points1 point ago

There should be a beaver involved somehow.

[–]awaysoon 0 points1 point ago

is that New Brunswick?

[–]funneh 1 point2 points ago

[–]unhappymagicplayer 0 points1 point ago

Needs more Pilsner.

[–]JustAnotherSimian 0 points1 point ago

Tim Hortons is a magical fucking place.

[–]cingalls 0 points1 point ago

I can tell it's shopped because no one has used the barbecue.

[–]aidsfromafrica -1 points0 points ago

Being Canadian this made me laugh harder then any other image

[–]burymeinice13 0 points1 point ago

no maple syrup or a leaf?

[–]imdagger 0 points1 point ago

Tim Hortons is owned by Wendy's so it's not even Canadian anymore

[–]gooncrew 0 points1 point ago

There has to be a sorry somewhere in there

[–]grapefruit57 0 points1 point ago

Where's the maple syrup?

[–]therealgreenbeans 0 points1 point ago

Where's all the bagged milk?

[–]Miami808 0 points1 point ago

Dat Flex

[–]gbrockel 0 points1 point ago

that bbq should be in use. a little snow never stopped me

[–]thecule 0 points1 point ago

it's missing a goose!

[–]canadianman001 0 points1 point ago

I wish I lived the close to a Timmie's.

[–]ExplodingUnicorns 0 points1 point ago

You forgot the maple syrup.

[–]Zombiebotking 0 points1 point ago

Went to Toronto this summer. All I can say is that Tim Horton's is fucking good and we need more in the US.

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[–]dan42183 0 points1 point ago

where the FUCK is the Poutine you hoser?

[–]cholk 0 points1 point ago

I just moved to BC recently. Tim Horton's is way too close to me. Dangerously close.

[–]AvalonMystics 0 points1 point ago

So much better than Starbucks

[–]ENTwistlesbass 0 points1 point ago

Oh ya hosers... Love the culture :)

[–]angelchi 0 points1 point ago

but what is with the hockey jerseys being flipped backwards..

[–]JCAPS766 0 points1 point ago

missing the Stanley Cup.

Oh, wait...

[–]Eskygirl 1 point2 points ago

I drank Molson Canadian while the kids watched Mr. Dress-up and Polkaroo.

[–]backbitting 0 points1 point ago

you left out basketball and pam anderson. GAWD how will people know we created these things now?! all they will remember is beiber...

[–]eldowns[S] 0 points1 point ago

Okay, so here's a little updated version, everyone. It now includes Justin Bieber drinking a Molson via straw while holding a serving of poutine, the mountie apologizing, all while Don Cherry looks on. Is that Canadian enough for you??

[–]CantStandsYa 0 points1 point ago

I see no Shoppers in the background.

[–]Secrete_Persona 0 points1 point ago

So what Tim Hortons is like a furniture store or something?

[–]GrilledCheeser 0 points1 point ago

I want Swiss Chalet. Why the fuck don't they even have Swiss Chalet here?

[–]upOwlNight 0 points1 point ago

dont let this die. More please

[–]AshKillm 0 points1 point ago

yeah OP is missing beer kind of clutch