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[–]morningscribbles 31 points32 points ago

Louis C.K. is younger than Conan O'Brien though.

[–]Valendr0s 7 points8 points ago

By 4 years.

[–]Falcon1101 6 points7 points ago

But I'd rather have Louis as my Pokemon more then Conan so louis would be the evolved version of Conan

[–]2pacsofgum 6 points7 points ago

And he can hardly be considered "better" than Conan. If anything, they are two different pokemon.

[–]funke42 0 points1 point ago

That doesn't make sense. That would mean that they have two souls. You should think about these things before you post them.

[–]Baryn 2 points3 points ago

He's fatter though.

[–]LayF 3 points4 points ago

It's not by age. It's by awesomeness

[–]the_sauce_baws 78 points79 points ago

A lot of these make no sense. Why is Andy samberg a blastoise

[–]FancySkunk 32 points33 points ago

I understood it as the Pokemon lines representing the type of evolution we're seeing, moreso than the celebrities directly mirroring the Pokemon.

[–]thisperson123 10 points11 points ago

Because, he's the boss.

[–]dakilla12 1 point2 points ago

as far as i'm concerned andy samburg doesn't even qualify as squirtle

[–]LastOneStanding 31 points32 points ago

You assface! He's twice the squirtle you'll ever be!

[–]OctaVariuM8 14 points15 points ago

And I threw it on the GROUND!

[–]FrankFrankson 124 points125 points ago

Hey guys, I heard Sarah Jessica Parker looked like a horse! Did you guys ever hear that before?

[–]_spranger_ 28 points29 points ago

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 36 points37 points ago

Yeah, they're kind of beating a dead horse on that one.

[–]thread_lacks_tanks 8 points9 points ago

[–]hdmtrey 3 points4 points ago

wouldn't he be beating a dead sarah jessica parker?

[–]NPhoenix54 1 point2 points ago

Do you think peta protects sara jessica parker?

[–]passionbucket 11 points12 points ago

I'm so sick of that "joke".

[–]NPhoenix54 -1 points0 points ago

No one likes you slowpoke

[–]Slowpoak 1 point2 points ago

Hey, don't be a dick.

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 0 points1 point ago

beating this dead horse itself is beating a dead horse

[–]Nenor -5 points-4 points ago

Yea, the whole thing is just like beating on a dead horse.

[–]chidokage 26 points27 points ago

The first 50% of this post gave me cancer. The rest gave my cancer cancer, effectively killing my cancer.

[–]signorafosca 10 points11 points ago

It's a miracle!

[–]DrMonocle 3 points4 points ago

So you're saying the bottom half of this this image is the cure for cancer?

[–]chidokage 1 point2 points ago

if the double negative rule applies to cancer, then yes

[–]Vector-storm 15 points16 points ago

repost from 5 years ago when i was young and unknowledgeable and went on funnyjunk

[–]NoOne0507 51 points52 points ago

Not gonna lie OP, this is fucking stupid.

[–]alano134 30 points31 points ago

Holy fuck, thank God you didn't lie. I was worried there

[–]Modelo-especial 16 points17 points ago

I tagged him as "Honest person" just so i'll know in the future.

[–]CommanderCooper 1 point2 points ago

Ah, O'l Honest NoOne0507.

[–]-Tommy 4 points5 points ago

R/pokemon sees this every other week, we know the pain.

[–]nrokreffefp 33 points34 points ago

Can't believe this broke 100 upvotes. I think its completely devoid any merit.

[–]Rawrjumping 11 points12 points ago

Welcome to /r/funny, here's your complimentary unfunny top post

[–]SetToGeek 0 points1 point ago

I think if you removed the pokemon it'd be fine, could easily see it as a compilation post of some stupid meme that goes around for 2 days before everyone realizes it's not that interesting.

[–]nrokreffefp 0 points1 point ago

I don't see a top post yet. It would be hard to top my posts that I got hundreds of karma from mocking disabled peopled though.

[–]ninjaman27 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure Conan is older than Louis C.K.

[–]AreWeNotMenOfScience 7 points8 points ago

This isn't even the full repost, there's several missing.

[–]2kewl4AC 6 points7 points ago

TIL Zooey Deschanel has a sister...

[–]N0V0w3ls 7 points8 points ago

How'd this post spur that? Did you look up to see if either Katy Perry or Emily Blunt were actually her sister and found Emily Deschanel instead?

[–]2kewl4AC 4 points5 points ago

Haha bingo

[–]Bretreck 4 points5 points ago

I did not realize she had a sister until I had already watched the first 2 seasons of Bones. The I randomly watched the credits and saw the name Emily Deschanel.

[–]symplr 0 points1 point ago

sorry, but I just don't see it.

[–]reeeeeeeeeen 0 points1 point ago

meh.

[–]TheBarioth 4 points5 points ago

Who upvoted this?!

[–]lngwndd 1 point2 points ago

I wish I could triple downvote this

[–]Shiverfox 3 points4 points ago

most of these don't make any sense

[–]The_Bangs 2 points3 points ago

As a regular visitor to /r/pokemon. please sthap.

[–]peas_in_a_can_pie 0 points1 point ago

in all fairness i think conan and louis ck should be switched

[–]Ri7e 0 points1 point ago

Where is that one where Keanu Reeves is Mewtwo and never need evolution and always the badass?

[–]CannedSewage -1 points0 points ago

Is... Is Machamp supposed to be Tone Trump?

[–]GentlemenQuinn -1 points0 points ago

I really don't get it.

[–]greenelfs -1 points0 points ago

Who's the last guy?

[–]riseangrypenguin 0 points1 point ago

This is my final form...

[–]zzaman -1 points0 points ago

TIL that specific Blastoise is a girl.

[–]XbanditX -1 points0 points ago

How in the fuck is selena gomez a totodile?

[–]itsbobfg -1 points0 points ago

Kimbo should change to LL Cool J

[–]Baryn -1 points0 points ago

This is amazing. Not the specific Pokémon correlations, but the idea of celebrities evolving into one another is gold.

[–]captainobvious254 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant. But emma stone is effing gorgeous on her own

[–]AryanNinja 0 points1 point ago

Charizard is Louis CK? Sounds about right.

[–]AidanChristy 1 point2 points ago

This is just awful.

[–]MintySquinty 0 points1 point ago

Nope. No way would Jesse Eisenberg be the evolved form of Michael Cera. Maybe if there was some sort of horrible cloning mistake like Mewtwo...

[–]androidarmy1 1 point2 points ago

Can somebody trade me? I need a Galifianakis.

[–]Narcoleptico 0 points1 point ago

Isn't there a pokeman subreddit? Why is this garbage always on the front page?

[–]songcharts -1 points0 points ago

Louis CK is older than Conan.

[–]lakercud11 0 points1 point ago

I, love this.

[–]e8ghtmileshigh -1 points0 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Celebrity Evolution 0coms 0pts 2mos pics
Maybe a repost, too good not to share 2coms 2pts 28dys funny
Pokemon Celebrities 9coms 7pts 1mo gaming

source: karmadecay

[–]YoungFrank 0 points1 point ago

Can anyone tell me who the redhead is that's right under Arcanine?

[–]HowYaGuysDoin 0 points1 point ago

It's missing Eli Manning, Michael Phelps, Jim from the Office.

[–]ThrowFragsAtMe 0 points1 point ago

As well as the whole Jim Parsons, Josh Radnor, Jimmy Fallon situation. Seriously, watch any of Jimmy's old SNL stuff, Sheldon Fuckin' Cooper right there.

[–]JosiahBradley 0 points1 point ago

False, Michael Cera never grows up.

[–]Bohlean 0 points1 point ago

Needs more jpg.

[–]zacksix8 0 points1 point ago

you choose sandberg to be the holy blastoise. hmmmmm

[–]WOWNICEONE 0 points1 point ago

Because John Lennon is superior to Gaben.

[–]BaronLaladedo 0 points1 point ago

WE GET IT. SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE.

[–]JojoHendrix 0 points1 point ago

Browsing comments, waiting for someone to say "Dass racissssttt!" Then I remember I'm on reddit, not youtube.

[–]Blacula 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand why there are just three pictures of Michael Cera at the bottom.

[–]donuf 0 points1 point ago

I really wish that Feraligatr evolved so that we could fit Carla Gugino in the Selena/Vanessa/Mila mix.

[–]quantumregulator 0 points1 point ago

Who's the first girl in the Zooey Dechanel lineup?

[–]SpaceV 0 points1 point ago

This makes absolutely no sense to me.

[–]AssBurgersInParadise 0 points1 point ago

Should also have had the pokemon walrein as Jaime Hyneman from mythbusters

[–]gettinhightakinrides 1 point2 points ago

holy shit this was terrible

[–]bstewart85 -5 points-4 points ago

I know nothing about Pokemon. I do not have the slightest interest in knowing anything about Pokemon. But I did certainly enjoy that.

[–]McPiggy -3 points-2 points ago

Nelly to limbo slice?? That's just dumb. Any black guy with a do-rag, huh?

[–]betterbutterfly 7 points8 points ago

Kimbo.

[–]alastor136 -3 points-2 points ago

how dare you put that ugly bitch with totodile?

[–]Cadmium_Mellow 0 points1 point ago

This shit again!?

[–]APSupernary -2 points-1 points ago

Charizard is a lonely, middle aged, ginger fat man. Who is also comedic.

Kind of like most of reddit

[–]booster522 1 point2 points ago

Most of reddit is composed of gingers?

[–]MpegEVIL 0 points1 point ago

None of us have souls, we might as well be gingers.

[–]OfficerMudkip -2 points-1 points ago

Well this might be the dumbest thing I ever see, until the next time I in front of a mirror.

[–]whaatsthis -2 points-1 points ago

dem reposts

[–]Judge_Hate -2 points-1 points ago

Meh 5 out 10

[–]tevert -4 points-3 points ago

Lost my shit at Charizard.

[–]alurkerwhomanedup -4 points-3 points ago

[–]tbrock52 0 points1 point ago

I laughed at the Emma Stone to Christina Hendricks evolution. If only more women can be as "full figured" as her.

[–]yellowshoes777 0 points1 point ago

Wow, talk about over-analyzing. It (the post) is hilarious.