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My favorite comic (imgur.com)

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[–]MagnusTheGreat 147 points148 points ago

I have seen dozens of comics from this author, but have never seen the homepage, so I ask thee this...Can you help me finding the source.

[–]caught_thought 141 points142 points ago

http://booru.nanochan.org/post/list/asaekkiga/

good luck with doing anything this saturday evening now. :-)

[–]Popzagon 29 points30 points ago

How will he be able to get any masterbating done now?!

[–]caught_thought 11 points12 points ago

LPT: move the mouse to the left side of the computer!

[–]AwesomeMcPants 23 points24 points ago

Bitch, I just trained myself to be left handed in that particular skill.

I can't even do it right handed anymore.

[–]NasalSnack 9 points10 points ago

I hate that I can relate.

[–]OCDizordr 2 points3 points ago

I was a lefty since the beginning.... natural advantage here :)

[–]nameandnumber 3 points4 points ago

LPT: get proficient in using the left hand!

[–]jdk 6 points7 points ago

I don't get this one:

http://booru.nanochan.org/post/view/5554?search=asaekkiga

And in case the link is down:

http://i.imgur.com/x9a37.jpg

[–]TheCobaltEffect 5 points6 points ago

She is telling him what to do throughout the whole comic, and he is obliging. He shakes after he takes off his pants (a dance for her pleasure) and he does so without realizing it, then he says "HEY!" because he is just being told what to do.

[–]Serial_Philatelist 2 points3 points ago

He's complaining that he doesn't feel well after eating, and she suggests unbuckling his belt, which is something men usually do after eating a large meal. She gets him to go even farther before he realizes what she's doing. Hopefully that clears it up.

[–]Renmauzuo 4 points5 points ago

At first I thought "Oh, there aren't that many."

Then I noticed the page counter.

[–]theeredtelephone 11 points12 points ago

http://booru.nanochan.org/i/4890f7f43738bbd228bcac3bb1d20733/1-6153.jpg

[–]guynamedjames 2 points3 points ago

Link is forbidden

[–]theeredtelephone 20 points21 points ago

Sometimes when I click the link it works and sometimes it doesn't. Weird. Here it is on imgur!

[–]Anatidaephobia 2 points3 points ago

Empties recycle bin…

[–]xasthur 3 points4 points ago

And it's down..

[–]craniumonempty 3 points4 points ago

The reddit bump often includes a bump off of the internet

[–]olexs 0 points1 point ago

Damn you.

[–]ticklemedino 0 points1 point ago

the comments on the website are hilarious

[–]friday6700 5 points6 points ago

Best I've ever found.

[–]money_buys_a_jetski 4 points5 points ago

I've been looking for a few years now. I'm almost convinced he/she doesn't have a website and they just post their comics randomly around the internet.

[–]running_fridge 10 points11 points ago

It's because these artists release content in korean portal sites which has sections for online comics. people randomly translate them in english which is why you see the few english versions floating around the web without a website

[–]money_buys_a_jetski -1 points0 points ago

I figured as much. My version is more fun though.

[–]krugnasty 0 points1 point ago

The one comic with the two prisoners chained together makes my fucking sides hurt, every time. This author is hilarious

[–]fgryson 335 points336 points ago

This comic motivated me to learn Moonlight sonata (1st and 2nd movement) off by heart, in case I get into to the bank robbing business.

[–]adalonus 126 points127 points ago

What if it was Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue"?

[–]TheLotri 22 points23 points ago

Clearly, this is the best security code to use.

[–]DinoDan94 7 points8 points ago

I'm hiring this guy to help me rob banks.

[–]Asterisk007 4 points5 points ago

I heard a very large amount of mistakes, but it makes sense since the song is for an electronic player anyway

[–]FromAGreatHeight 1 point2 points ago

I know that guy. His dad's a magician.

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 1 point2 points ago

Holy fuck

[–]awesomebbq 2 points3 points ago

It sounds like boss fight music for Super Mario Sunshine

[–]jesp3r 1 point2 points ago

Jesus christ that was awesome.

[–]Jonny_Watts -2 points-1 points ago

No, this is awesome

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 0 points1 point ago

If it was anything else I would have been a little sad inside.

Death Waltz is just a perfect song.

[–]blay12 1 point2 points ago

I knew I had heard that main theme somewhere before...starts at 0:28 for those who haven't seen this.

[–]TheGoldenLlama88 0 points1 point ago

That's why we have folks like the 5 Browns. It's exactly how it sounds, 5 kids, all brothers and sisters.. Born into the family of Brown. They're really good.

[–]Illusion13 0 points1 point ago

I am pretty sure this is actually IMPOSSIBLE to play with two hands because of how far stretched apart the notes are. I mean I guess you can cut corners and remove some of the notes and it'll still sound some what ok but yeah.

[–]sonics_fan 1 point2 points ago

But it's not a waltz :(

[–]physicskid 1 point2 points ago

Obviously this is a better choice.

[–]geminixo 0 points1 point ago

it's called "Death Waltz," but it's in common time...I can't waltz to this!

[–]ha5hmil 0 points1 point ago

Ok let me go and practise this, after i have 10 more hands surgically attached to my sides.

[–]KountCocoFang 198 points199 points ago

Scenario time:

Bank Owner: "Hahaha, you'll never figure out the piano passcode"

fgryson: "Think again, I've read the comic, it's either the first or second movement of Moonlight Sonata"

Bank Owner: "Actually, it's neither. Rhapsody in Blue"

fgryson: "WELL, FUCK!"

[–]ambiguousallegiance 4 points5 points ago

fgryson: "Good thing I have a specialist on speed dial. beep Hey, Jordan, need your help, man. Yep, usual cut. Great, thanks!"

[–]iamjamesmorton 4 points5 points ago

I don't know why this was down voted, made me chuckle :P

[–]KountCocoFang 0 points1 point ago

me neither, but as we all know, humour is subjective

[–]zamattiac -1 points0 points ago

Oh my my two favorite pieces have now been mentioned.

[–]sircmpwn 0 points1 point ago

Fun fact, Rhapshody in Blue is the best classical song ever. Just listen to that orgasmic clarinet solo. Dat glissando

[–]rokinlobster 6 points7 points ago

Some even call it jazz!

[–]Binerexis 16 points17 points ago

Or if you get stuck inside a mansion filled with zombies.

[–]AnalogUndead 1 point2 points ago

I caught the reference. Good job, buddy.

[–]kravedarknesss 1 point2 points ago

Hope you have a friend named Jill.

[–]obeythed 0 points1 point ago

I do. She's a master of unlocking.

[–]scubadivingzoo 9 points10 points ago

why not 3rd movement?

[–]Cayou 19 points20 points ago

...because it's hard as balls?

[–]Mcflexington 10 points11 points ago

Yeah, save that one for things that are meant to be difficult, like unlocking a safe.

[–]supahmanv2 0 points1 point ago

It's not hard, it just takes a LOT of repetition to learn.

[–]sanyasi 7 points8 points ago

Because it's fucking impossible. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqSulR9Fymg

[–]scubadivingzoo 2 points3 points ago

I've done it! It's not that tough, just a lot of chord arpeggios!

[–]theleftrightnut 1 point2 points ago

[Citation Needed]

[–]sonics_fan 1 point2 points ago

A lot of advanced piano students (like high school age usually) end up learning the 3rd movement.

[–]scubadivingzoo 1 point2 points ago

For what? You want a video? A picture of the music?

[–]theleftrightnut 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]junon 0 points1 point ago

Enjoy!

[–]BrightonGoose 0 points1 point ago

Welp, that's one for the bucket list.

[–]drumstyx 0 points1 point ago

It's just arpeggios really. Memorize the patterns and repeat.

[–]Weltanschauung 0 points1 point ago

Then make it sound interesting and not "just arpeggios."

[–]josephsh 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, that's my favorite of them

[–]prezjordan 1 point2 points ago

Because this.

[–]MrButtermancer 0 points1 point ago

Are you a Virtuoso?

[–]scubadivingzoo 1 point2 points ago

I am a Piano Performance major. I don't know if that means I'm a virtuoso or not.

[–]TheTempest17 3 points4 points ago

third movement's the best

[–]papadopolis 10 points11 points ago

in all seriousness learning my favorite song "Moonlight Sonata" on the piano is on my bucket list along with

-Comptine d'un autre by Yann Tiersen

-Le moulin by Yann Tiersen

-Time by hanz zimmer

(i have no idea how to play the piano btw)

[–]VelociraptorFetus 10 points11 points ago

What about Chopin's Raindrop Prelude? Or Debussy's Clair de Lune?

[–]worlddevgroup 7 points8 points ago

He could actually learn moonlight sonata in a few months.

Clair de Lune will take years.

[–]ffn 1 point2 points ago

As a casual piano player, I thought I was unique in my music learning choices... Apparently not. Two of my favorites to play are Moonlight Sonata and Clair De Lune.

[–]worlddevgroup 0 points1 point ago

How do you think I knew info for my comment : p

[–]drumstyx 1 point2 points ago

Oh god yeah, Clair de Lune sounds way easier than it actually is; I gave up.

[–]papadopolis 0 points1 point ago

those ones sound familiar though I will have to check those out I do believe clair de lune might be one I liked. thanks for the suggestions!

[–]ob-la-di__ob-la-da 0 points1 point ago

Raindrop is my absolute favorite to play. Short yet so moving. I can lose myself in it every time.

[–]Evilkillerofevil 2 points3 points ago

I want to learn alot of Queen clike The show must go on or Seven seas of Rhye.

(Note i'm not even 13 and i don't know any piano either)

[–]thescarn 2 points3 points ago

Upvoted for Comptine d'une autre ete. This guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2-1u8xvk54 composed a second part to the piece, which IMO makes the piece better, but also makes it much harder to learn.

[–]prezjordan 1 point2 points ago

Comptine d'un autre is actually very simple to play (and really, really fun)

[–]ha5hmil 1 point2 points ago

Time is a beautiful piece of music. I wish i could play it too.

[–]papadopolis 0 points1 point ago

the one i always listen to is this one

[–]MrButtermancer 0 points1 point ago

Dat 3rd movement is... hoooo...

[–]Uberphantom 0 points1 point ago

Incomplete code.

[–]avenx 0 points1 point ago

I'm not too great at piano (taught myself with no motivation; never any lessons), but I do want to learn Gymnopédie No.1. It seems not too difficult, and I really like it. It's in a couple of my favorite movies.

[–]SweetTomato 30 points31 points ago

3rd movement

[–]leroyjenkinson 21 points22 points ago

Does this remind anyone of the Goonies?

[–]Schreber 7 points8 points ago

Oddly enough it does.

[–]Lovtel 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of when the Fratellis were threatening to stick Chunk's hand in the blender and he had his melt down.

[–]hairofthegods 11 points12 points ago

Someone find Jill.

[–]downvotes_are_great 0 points1 point ago

Sorry the heavy made her into a sandwich.

[–]seriouslyketoers 2 points3 points ago

the master of unlocking

[–]hereyagoman 0 points1 point ago

Does no one care about rebecca chambers anymore?

[–]CoughLCA 23 points24 points ago

As someone who robs banks I can attest that this happens all the time.

[–]WateryPenisButter 26 points27 points ago

"Give me the first 6 numbers that come to your head right now."

"I have no idea."

"I said right now!"

"I SAID RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!"

"528491"

[–]Desinvolture 17 points18 points ago

696969

[–]MagnusTheGreat 4 points5 points ago

My fovorite

EDIT: I actually have no favorite as Korean comics is the bomb.

With thanks to friday6700

[–]Lt_Ziggella_Stardust 9 points10 points ago

I have a friend who cannot play the piano, she can however play moonlight sonata. She memorized only this one song and cannot read music or play any other songs.

[–]byuu 11 points12 points ago

I did that with Green Sleeves on the acoustic guitar, and the first thirty seconds of Fur Elise (gets you to a minute with repetition) on the piano. Surprisingly easy.

It's a great way to pretend you can play an instrument, until someone asks you to play another song. Then you end up with some guy following you around all day calling you a phony.

[–]Bigdog117 1 point2 points ago

HE'S A PHONY, A BIG FAT PHONY! LOOK, HIS HAT COMES RIGHT OFF.

[–]Ifreakinlovedogs 1 point2 points ago

Explain?

[–]Secret_Wizard 2 points3 points ago

Only the victim could play Moonlight Sonata. He warned the thieves that if they broke his wrist, they'd regret it... but they did anyway.

[–]Myth3842 1 point2 points ago

Oh man, if only they had Jill, the master of unlocking.

[–]pcurve 6 points7 points ago

"The famous pianist Kim Shi Won (age 32)" This is the best part.

[–]megagoten 0 points1 point ago

you liked the punchline most? how great

[–]Pdiamond 10 points11 points ago

My Favorite

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 0 points1 point ago

Would be impressive if it was Hungarian Rhapsody #2 by Liszt

[–]mmmbacon914 0 points1 point ago

Was kind of expecting good vibrations.

RIP Charlie

[–]orangeo 0 points1 point ago

I've said this a few times now, but the artist who drew this comics is a pure genius. I suggest you read his more serious works including "1001" and "Denma the Quanx."

[–]Greek_Prodigy 2 points3 points ago

This may be a stupid question but is this based on a true story? Seeing as how his name could be Korean and weird shit happens in Korea, it seems possible. Unless that information was all made up and I'm just a gullible idiot.

[–]that_thing_you_do 3 points4 points ago

I don't get it. I mean they're all Asian so it should be fine?

[–]2-ScoopIceCream 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of the piano in this bitch.

[–]dirk_b 1 point2 points ago

Myst I

[–]scubadivingzoo 1 point2 points ago

I hope he means all movements, not just the boring first.

[–]Dismantlement 18 points19 points ago

Ultimate hipster alert. The first movement is beautiful no matter how many dirty commoners have discovered it.

[–]AlmostAnotherDay 2 points3 points ago

Dumbass. Should have made it the Appassionata, movement 3.

[–]TheTempest17 0 points1 point ago

should be chopin's fourth ballade

[–]Judge_Hate 0 points1 point ago

I've seen a comic like this, are there more?

[–]SomeGamerKid 0 points1 point ago

What's the comic called?

[–]02madelyne28 0 points1 point ago

that is a great idea!

[–]dayb4august 0 points1 point ago

Whispered Third movement

[–]rhapsodyinawesome 0 points1 point ago

If it was just the first movement, they'd be all right. All of it? They're fucked.

[–]mariololo 0 points1 point ago

The third movement might have been more amusing :)

[–]bruuuu 0 points1 point ago

Moonlight Sonata, the 3rd movement to make it worse

[–]WhitePostIt 0 points1 point ago

Nice, but a Chopin piece would've been even more secure.

[–]mcqtom 0 points1 point ago

My god... That man's left eye can talk!

[–]Frootqloop 0 points1 point ago

hahaha. I'm playing that right now. half way through the 3rd movement.

[–]aznrith 0 points1 point ago

So awesome

[–]Reflexlon 0 points1 point ago

One out of ever 35 people know how to play the moonlight sonata.

[–]drumstyx 0 points1 point ago

Hooray, I'm useful! I actually memorized the first movement :D

[–]thunderling 0 points1 point ago

Good thing friggin everyone and their mums can play Moonlight Sonata.

[–]andrekr 0 points1 point ago

"maybe u just gonna hav to play with 1 hand"

[–]Geekv2 -3 points-2 points ago

I think it would have been better if the first security measure was a handprint scanner.

[–]MisogynistLesbian 10 points11 points ago

He didn't chop off his hand, his just broke the guy's wrist.

[–]wasniahC 6 points7 points ago

Also, you could use a chopped off hand to do the handprint, right?

[–]Geekv2 3 points4 points ago

Right, so if he did not cooperate they would chop off his hand and use it for the scanner, only to find they need his hand for the sonata.

[–]wasniahC 0 points1 point ago

Oh right, the first. I get you. Didn't read it properly!

[–]Geekv2 -1 points0 points ago

Oh. How did I not notice this?

Sad.

[–]StrangerDanger13 1 point2 points ago

I can play the Moonlight Sonata :D

[–]Cablead -1 points0 points ago

I'm pretty sure the two passwords are Slowpoketail and Raticatetail.

[–]Lying_Cake 1 point2 points ago

Moonlight sonata is such a nice song.

[–]puzzleia -3 points-2 points ago

Haha Korean comics are pretty awesome>_<

[–]lxKillFacexl 0 points1 point ago

Is this funnier if you're Korean, or....?

[–]KizziV -3 points-2 points ago

I am proud of you, you have just reposted a link over 3 years old!! http://booru.nanochan.org/post/view/5561

[–]MarioKartPrime -4 points-3 points ago

Since when did "My favorite X" become an excuse for "This is a repost, but I admit it is, so it's OK."

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[–]RecursiveInfinity 1 point2 points ago

Why don't you play it, record it, and upload it to YouTube for us to listen to then?

[–]devoshun 11 points12 points ago

'piece'. not 'song'. songs are meant to be sung. and the third movement is a bitch.

[–]Ebelglorg -4 points-3 points ago

It's not that big of a deal

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