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I don't normally poop while away from home... (imgur.com)

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[–]beanster1 11 points12 points ago

I'm always paranoid that an actual handicapped person will show up...

[–]Sabird1[S] 6 points7 points ago

Well then you wait. You Wait...

[–]Grappindemen 1 point2 points ago

I'm always paranoid that a duck is watching me.

[–]Chromagnum 0 points1 point ago

Anatidaeophobia

[–]rEliseMe 1 point2 points ago

I don't understand why the handicapped stalls always have taller toilets. A: doesn't that mean the people in wheelchairs have to pull themselves up further to poop? and B: my feet can't touch the ground :(

[–]iSeven -1 points0 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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The most interesting shitter in the world... 5coms 220pts 7mos AdviceAnimals
I don't normally shit while away from home... 3coms 14pts 1yr funny
I don't normally poop while away from home... 504coms 1562pts 1yr funny

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[–]N1MBL3 0 points1 point ago

So the person that took the picture is sitting in a wheelchair, right?

[–]radioheady 0 points1 point ago

I just assume that everyone else uses the handicapped stall, so I use the other one which almost noone goes to

[–]YouveBeenGraveled 1 point2 points ago

The technical term is the "handicrapper"

[–]Deergoose 1 point2 points ago

I always take a shit in the handicap stall. I am mortified at the thought of taking a dump and being right next to a urinal. I like to be in the corner for maximum privacy.

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

You can use swear words in the title... no one will care.

[–]Chromagnum 1 point2 points ago

He called the shit poop!

[–]DUELETHERNETbro 0 points1 point ago

how is that interesting ? this meme has fallen so far.

[–]slugslime 1 point2 points ago

I always feel like the bigger stalls have wider gaps between the door and seperation walls. The angle of the opening is always awful too. anyone passing by will get a good glimpse of you. Just sweating profusely sitting with your feet dangling barely touching the ground while you hunch your shoulders and cover your junk.

[–]BIGBEN86 1 point2 points ago

It's luxury, plenty of space where you don't feel cramped as hell. But then as the previous commenter stated, it is mad awkward when you hear that power wheel chair roll into the bathroom.....

[–]Dinocologist 0 points1 point ago

Women are just like toilet stalls, I only use the handicapped ones because I know they're clean.

[–]Mar-kun -4 points-3 points ago

"I don't normally poop while away from home... But when I do, I make sure it'll fuck over the people who can't use the other stalls."

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