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Had a bit of a rowdy night last night. I dont remember much but I found this on my phone when I woke up (i.imgur.com)

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[–]LiteUser 13 points14 points ago

Oh wow, my mom just walked in to my room to wish me a good night, and she saw me staring intently at a dog with a.....human item of clothing on.

[–]dawnchan 15 points16 points ago

Dildos are my favorite article of clothing. I went thrifting for some today.

[–]UkuHailey 58 points59 points ago

Something Colby something

[–]llort_revocrednu 11 points12 points ago

He wants revenge. Hold him back. Hold him back.

[–]Mabry 7 points8 points ago

Did she make you breakfast?

[–]That2ndGuy 14 points15 points ago

The look on the dogs face says, "The things I do for love."

[–]noteabove91 12 points13 points ago

Conversely, the look on the guy's face reads, "I love the things I do!"

[–]my_cock_in_barack 2 points3 points ago

you buy used dildos...?

[–]dmagee33 2 points3 points ago

Love isn't what i see when i look at that face. I see a possessed demon dog who's going to haunt the camera man for the rest of his life.

[–]Kevincaminoisgay 17 points18 points ago

You must be in a Frat

[–]Hu_dat[S] 23 points24 points ago

Do you even lift bro?

[–]Kevincaminoisgay 7 points8 points ago

your chill to pull ratio is too low. You better have Maxwell help you.

[–]augystyle 3 points4 points ago

mccoy fucked my mom!!

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

Better him than McCloud.

[–]Brony_Starstruck 2 points3 points ago

Fight me irl

[–]Ridulus 4 points5 points ago

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[–]MynameisCharty 3 points4 points ago

DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY

[–]luketonberry 3 points4 points ago

I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS

[–]ChronoN7 2 points3 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGf9qtIeyBg

[–]shadowette 8 points9 points ago

I feel really dumb now. The first thing I saw was what looks like a bottle opener around the dog's neck. What a great party idea for pinterest! Wait, is that a dildo on a dog?

[–]keen199 3 points4 points ago

Ruby ruby doooooo!!!!

[–]mermaidtails 13 points14 points ago

Hahaha I only clicked to read the comments hoping to find that one overly sensitive animal person who always makes a huge deal out of nothing and yup, Was not disappointed!

[–]zirazira 8 points9 points ago

The real question here is, does your ass hurt?

[–]Hu_dat[S] 11 points12 points ago

Only from my gnarly beer shits.

[–]alphaferric 2 points3 points ago

That is not beer coming out of your ass.

[–]That2ndGuy -1 points0 points ago

Preach!

[–]Sarcolemming 3 points4 points ago

Are you walking with a limp?

[–]FriENTS_F0r_Ev3r 1 point2 points ago

...Or are you just happy to see me?

[–]chantistar 1 point2 points ago

Had a good laugh at this pic. Looks like y'all had a good night lol

[–]dancingdudesean 1 point2 points ago

I think I noticed the bottle opener before the dildo.

[–]kadda7 -1 points0 points ago

777 up votes ftw!

[–]decadencecavy 0 points1 point ago

That is a female dog.

[–]boyrahett 0 points1 point ago

did your butt hurt the next day?

[–]Grytpype-Thynne 0 points1 point ago

Bad patch job on your drywall, yo!

[–]Hu_dat[S] 0 points1 point ago

The house was fuckin wrecked by the people who lived their beforehand. My friends didn't even have to put down a security deposit. The entire downstairs is a bad drywall patch.

[–]JonnyFandango 0 points1 point ago

ASSUMING CONTROL. This form pleases us.

[–]ThatStealthGuy -1 points0 points ago

Alert the PETA at once!

[–]my_cock_in_barack 2 points3 points ago

xpost to r/aww

[–]Zombie_Lover -1 points0 points ago

[Dana, possessed by "The Gatekeeper," answers the door]

Dana Barrett: Are you the Keymaster?

Dr. Peter Venkman: Not that I know of.

[She slams the door in his face. Venkman knocks again]

Dana Barrett: Are you the Keymaster?

Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes. Actually I'm a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here.

[–]Hu_dat[S] 3 points4 points ago

Wat

[–]Zombie_Lover 2 points3 points ago

Google will be your friend, my friend.

[–]precisi0n86 -1 points0 points ago

Yep, I hate people like you for reasons like this.

[–]Hu_dat[S] 3 points4 points ago

Why?

[–]precisi0n86 6 points7 points ago

For not calling the ghostbusters when the eyes of your dog are telekinetically glowing. I mean just look at the pink ectoplasmic residue your dog is leaking out. Have you or your family ever seen a spook, spectre or ghost before? Well you have now. This is bad news for the canines in your area.

[–]mrshootzy 0 points1 point ago

Does your butt hurt?

[–]Citizenchimp -2 points-1 points ago

"Alright - who brought the dog?"

[–]Hu_dat[S] 0 points1 point ago

House dog

[–]homeless_man_jogging -2 points-1 points ago

Did your buddy in the checked shirt apologize?

[–]Hu_dat[S] 1 point2 points ago

For not kissing her afterward?

[–]elishal -2 points-1 points ago

I have shirt exactly like that.

[–]RedditMakesYouSmart -2 points-1 points ago

They always said Rufus was hung like a human. Always thought it was an exaggeration...

[–]stephsikk -5 points-4 points ago

You finally did it. You fucked a dog. Welcome to the fraternity. Of drunken dog fuckers.

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