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Here's me e-mail... don't be put off... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]pighalf 314 points315 points ago

Between two ferns. One of the best lines by ZG to BS: Do you wish you'd ever followed your parents into comedy? Taken that route?

[–]Randy_Tutelage 122 points123 points ago

"Are you making fun of the South? Those people down there wouldn't like that. They're stupid enough to go to your fucking movies."

[–]doublemahler 12 points13 points ago

Bad start.

[–]publiclibraries 38 points39 points ago

Here's me email

Arr!

[–]xGrifB52x 26 points27 points ago

Best line from Between Two Ferns:

Zach Galifianakis: "How many children do you have?"

Bruce Willis: "Three."

Zach Galifianakis: "Which is your favorite? Ashton?"

[–]jeremymorgan 50 points51 points ago

I know they're scripted and kinda cheesy but I laugh pretty good at about 9 out of 10 of these clips.

The one with Bradley Cooper is probably the best.

[–]robot-b 14 points15 points ago

Steve carrel one is my fave

[–]alliekins 26 points27 points ago

"I heard Zach Galifianakis's name used to be even longer, but he ate all the other letters!"

[–]you_freak_bitch 17 points18 points ago

SO many good quotes from that one. definitely my fave. link for da lazy.

z: what's the thing you are most proud of

s: OH evan almighty! of course!

z: it's a good movie..!

s: fuck you FATTY

and my favourite quote:

z: if you were to do like my percentage of body fat vs. your percentage of how much your nose weighs, i guarantee that your nose weighs per capita more than what i would

[–]sn0wdizzle 8 points9 points ago

"And now that I have a little bit of a career going, the Jews want me to stay overweight."

[–]igneouz 5 points6 points ago

I'M NOT THAT FAT!! <CLUNK>

[–]citylikeAMradio 10 points11 points ago

And anything with "Seth" G

[–]benstillerfagget69 6 points7 points ago

I love the Michael Cera one

[–]zuperpretty 9 points10 points ago

"Are you ticklish? You ticklish? You're laughing, you must be ticklish. Tickle me right here.

Michael Cera squeals

[–]meekcarpenter 0 points1 point ago

was benstillerfagget already taken?

[–]Peytron 3 points4 points ago

Am I dumb for not knowing this show? Mind telling me the name?

[–]aps8369 4 points5 points ago

Between Two Ferns

[–]bobosuda 4 points5 points ago

It's Between Two Ferns, it's just a web series.

[–]zuperxtreme 1 point2 points ago

http://www.funnyordie.com/between_two_ferns

[–]Hooliganhero 75 points76 points ago

You shaved your head for 'V' for Vendetta, did you also shave your 'V' for vagina?

[–]Anynomus 29 points30 points ago

...

[–]remaker12 12 points13 points ago

I'll take that as a yes.

Moving on to the next question.

How many takes did you do that scene in Black Swan. You know what scene I'm talking about.

[–]ESPguitarist 19 points20 points ago

For the lazy.

[–]Jarhed121 75 points76 points ago

somewhat relevant, friend's fiancé was once rejected for a job because her email had both of their last names

(X=first name)

Xsawyerwilly@whateverfuckingemailitwas.com

[–]AATroop 45 points46 points ago

I'll saw yer willy silly.

[–]DidThis2Downvote 16 points17 points ago

I think this is relevant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM

[–]me135 11 points12 points ago

Why was this purple?!?!?! I don't remember this at all... Alcohol: Hell of a drug.

[–]jamrockparadox 9 points10 points ago

I...why is this...I can't...I need to sit in a corner and reflect on the course of humanity for awhile...

[–]kirun 5 points6 points ago

I like how it has (OFFICIAL) in the title. Accept no substitutes.

[–]tlkuvic 0 points1 point ago

I will never accept another subtitle in my life.

[–]ChaosDesigned 2 points3 points ago

So I watched this, said WTF DID I JUST WATCH! Then sent it to my friend, she said the exact same thing. WTF DID I JUST WATCH!?!?!1

[–]cruuuuzer 2 points3 points ago

WILLY WILLY BUM BUM BUM

[–]frame_of_mind 13 points14 points ago

How do you know she was rejected for the email address, and not something else?

[–]JakJakAttacks 24 points25 points ago

Well, yeah. How unprofessional is putting your email @whateverfuckingemailitwas.com on a resume?

[–]racast5 8 points9 points ago

Why would anyone choose to hyphenate their name in that way, let alone put it in an email address

[–]Karnadas 3 points4 points ago

Fiancé is the man, Fiancée is the woman.

[–]ffca 6 points7 points ago

I have always remembered this since middle school because two e's = two boobs.

[–]Dcbrewlaw 12 points13 points ago

And men only have one

[–]shajurzi 2 points3 points ago

http://imgur.com/ggc5F

[–]THEREFOREiEXIST 0 points1 point ago

Couldn't it also be said that two balls = two e's?

[–]ffca 3 points4 points ago

Sure, but that's not how I thought as 12 year old.

[–]Jarhed121 0 points1 point ago

never knew there were two different versions of the word...now I do

[–]Ripa88 1 point2 points ago

Well it probably wasn't the email address itself, but the fact that they found out she was going to be married soon that turned them off. Married women tend to have kids and maternity leave. Not sure if that makes it better.

[–]MpegEVIL 0 points1 point ago

Sent an email there, disappointed that its not real.

[–]Jarhed121 0 points1 point ago

nearly face palmed there

[–]ReturnThroughAether 22 points23 points ago

Didn't know OP was a pirate.

[–]spidersquasher 2 points3 points ago

Or Scottish.

[–]Atom612 0 points1 point ago

or Irish?

[–]spidersquasher 0 points1 point ago

Or four years old?

[–]Atom612 0 points1 point ago

or ESL?

[–]SilenceOfTheFallen 10 points11 points ago

What is the name of that video? I've seen it before but I can't remember what it's called.

[–]titykaka 19 points20 points ago

Link.

[–]jaxiak 4 points5 points ago

i'm really upset that website edited the video

[–]cyan-nat -2 points-1 points ago

Was that all staged or is Stiller really a pissy little bitch?

[–]FarmerTedd 11 points12 points ago

Staged/Acting

[–]spikey666 2 points3 points ago

It's totally legit. Zach Galifianakis is really like that.

[–]secretcurse 2 points3 points ago

The series is called "Between Two Ferns" and it's on funnyordie. This is one of the best, but they're all good IMO.

[–]benstillerfagget69 0 points1 point ago

between two ferns

[–]MrGoodbytes 46 points47 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Before I Knew You 63coms 1549pts 2mos funny
Before I Knew You 62coms 1528pts 2mos funny
Benstillerfaggot69@verizon.net 0coms 97pts 5mos funny
Your Email Address 189coms 1278pts 7mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Revikus 15 points16 points ago

See, the last time it was posted was 2 months ago. I think that's enough time for this picture to have legitimately circulated around the internet.

[–]UnholyDemigod 11 points12 points ago

THANK GOD YOU WERE HERE!!! THIS IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION!!! QUICKLY, ANYONE WHO WAS ENJOYING THIS:

STOP IMMEDIATELY

THIS IS A REPOST!!! THE ONLY WAY TO CURE THE NEW-FOUND HURT IN YOUR BUTT IS TO BECOME OUTRAGED AND INDIGNANT!!!
EVEN IF IT IS NEW TO YOU, THAT IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO LET THIS GRIEVOUS INJUSTICE CONTINUE!!!

THANK YOU, INTERNET HERO, FOR BRINGING THIS TO THE ATTENTION OF THE COMMON FOLK!!!

A RULE OF THUMB: IF YOU DID NOT PERSONALLY CREATE THE CONTENT WITHIN THE LAST 24 HOURS, IT IS NOT WORTHY OF THE REDDIT COMMUNITY'S HIGH STANDARDS. I HOPE OP DOES THE HONORABLE THING AND TAKES HIS OWN LIFE. A RITUALISTIC SUICIDE IS THE ONLY WAY TO RIGHT THAT WHICH HE HAS WRONGED.

[–]norealpurposehere2 9 points10 points ago

We need a bot who responds to karmadecay posts with this.

[–]jcamilo70 2 points3 points ago

I bet this sounded much more heroic in your head, and you thought you'd get a better response.

[–]UnholyDemigod 3 points4 points ago

Not really. I don't care about the response, I just hope the person I respond to reads it and realises how much of a douche it makes him sound like by crying about a repost

[–]Noctus102 1 point2 points ago

But they didn't even use the word repost or imply negativity at all. Its a genuinely useful thing in a lot of posts when you want more context. No one cares about your opinions on reposts, because that's not what it was about. No one was crying about reposts until you started ranting.

[–]UnholyDemigod 0 points1 point ago

Bullllshit. What more context would you want from an image such as this? In a place like /r/AskReddit or anything else where people are sharing stories or experienced, then maybe. But this? No. And if you read the other comments, you'll see that he actually says it's to combat reposts. And if no one cares about my opinion on reposts, then why is complaining about them against reddiquette. Under the section of 'please don't', the very first dot point:

Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has.

[–]Noctus102 -1 points0 points ago

The post didn't complain about reposts even in the slightest, only stating its there if you're seeking extra info, and easy to ignore if you're not (seriously... you just scroll past it, try it sometime). Some people enjoy access to more information and further discussion. Just like you love reposts, some people like extra discussion, get over yourself. Maybe seek some anger management in the meantime.

[–]UnholyDemigod 0 points1 point ago

  1. http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/11szj3/heres_me_email_dont_be_put_off/c6pfd16 <-- admits it's not for 'more information'.

  2. I don't love reposts, but I don't care about them, because I'm able to realise that not everybody sees the same things all the time. This currently has 1,388 points, which proves that there's a lot who haven't seen it.

  3. Maybe seek some anger management in the meantime

    Learn satire

  4. Get over yourself

[–]Noctus102 -1 points0 points ago

Get over yourself

Sick burn bro, did you come up with that yourself?

[–]UnholyDemigod 1 point2 points ago

No, my mum thought it would be funny

[–]Thatonesillyfucker 0 points1 point ago

Just bawling, he was.

[–]ahlksdjycj 1 point2 points ago

I'm usually the last one to complain about reposts. I think in many cases they serve a legitimate purpose. But it seems like I've seen this image a lot recently, it's pretty tired.

[–]blackhawk465 -4 points-3 points ago

There was no need to respond like a faggot.

[–]KyBones 2 points3 points ago

And yet, here you and I are...

[–]Ozzertron 4 points5 points ago

Has anyone actually sent an email to that address before?

[–]Zazilium 2 points3 points ago

Where is this from?

[–]secretcurse 3 points4 points ago

It's a funnyordie series called "Between Two Ferns." Zach Galifanakis does fake interviews with celebrities. It's pretty good stuff.

[–]Zazilium 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, sir!

[–]gingerstick 0 points1 point ago

My buddy shot this episode and said that It was during the time that ZG had just finished filming Due Date. In between takes he was talking about how RD jr was such an asshole to work with. Was constantly telling ZG he needed acting lessons and how it was embarrassing to be in a scene with him. Changed my view of RD jr.

[–]thecoochiemonster 7 points8 points ago

Need a better source than "my buddy"

[–]rich_ard 2 points3 points ago

Up until that you thought he was a peach?

[–]Shabbypenguin 1 point2 points ago

whoa you mean RD jr is a narcissist?!?

[–]alanthemanofchicago 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTaKDnSIb4c&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[–]GloStic 1 point2 points ago

"Give me a little tickle? Just give me a little tickle."

[–]tjcdude16 0 points1 point ago

When I first saw this Iaughed so hard. ZG is great.

[–]theselumps 1 point2 points ago

In my head I read this entire conversation in a Scottish accent.

[–]Imwatchingyou69 0 points1 point ago

I add 69's to the end of my names when they're taken too.

[–]tictacballsack 1 point2 points ago

The between two ferns with Steve Carrell is hilarious. ALL OF YOU SHOULD WATCH IT.

[–]HipHoppin 0 points1 point ago

Yarggghhhh here's me email

[–]pattywagon 0 points1 point ago

Address* What is this? A comic for children?

[–]nicholaslyndhurst 0 points1 point ago

irasexira@yahoo.com

[–]CaptainCrunchez 0 points1 point ago

I'M NOT THAT FAT!

[–]ShiaLabooof 1 point2 points ago

Can you do the Blue Steel look from Jewlander?

[–]ballstein -1 points0 points ago

Holy repost

[–]mgc125 0 points1 point ago

between two ferns, is bloody well hilarious

[–]Szos 0 points1 point ago

How do the guests keep from breaking character and just start laughing their asses off?

[–]SargeMacLethal 0 points1 point ago

What are these interviews from?! I see them all over the gaff and have absolutely no clue where they are from!

[–]MeFrogsta5423 0 points1 point ago

Also it's spelled address.

[–]Karmagusta00 0 points1 point ago

That's not his fault it's a repost

[–]Hughtub -2 points-1 points ago

Should have been "benstillerfaggot 1 through 68 were already taken."

[–]EasilyTurnedOn -4 points-3 points ago

Does anyone else kind of....hate zach galifianakis? I don't find him funny at all.

[–]DoListening -3 points-2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jiis0HqiHLU#t=6m22s

[–]Benstillerfaggot-69 -3 points-2 points ago

I know that feeling Zack

[–]pickles_on_reddit -3 points-2 points ago

i'm disappointed with r/funny for allowing this repost to make it to the front page.

[–]norealpurposehere2 2 points3 points ago

Disappointed with reposts

Still subscribed to r/funny

Does not compute.

[–]x1expert1x -4 points-3 points ago

*MY e-mail. ITS FUCKING "MY" GOD DAMNIT NOT "ME" DIEEE HISS DIEE!!

[–]Soltheron 0 points1 point ago

There, there, we'll take care of you now. Remember your meds, Johnny.

[–]I_am_Senate -5 points-4 points ago

Spelling Nazi here.

Next time try a double d.

[–]benstillerfagget69 -4 points-3 points ago

Hey! I love this!

[–]Ana_Thema -4 points-3 points ago

Hey we should try and get every joke ever written and put them on reddit for karma

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