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[–]ncc1701zzzz 152 points153 points ago

that should be not suitable for anything

[–]tmrxwoot 3 points4 points ago

That just... My childhood... I can't.... Tell my mom I love her

[–]Bananafist 26 points27 points ago

He actually wears gloves because otherwise we wouldn't see his hands in front of mickey's body because they're black.

[–]sutiibu 35 points36 points ago

Mickey has, like, 30 goddamn dicks.

[–]PaulMcGannsShoes 7 points8 points ago

He'll save children, but not the British children

[–]Thechea 10 points11 points ago

Washington

[–]medievalvellum 2 points3 points ago

Never gets old :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

[–]mikhail_harel 0 points1 point ago

Goddamn you, now I have this stuck in my head.

[–]Posh_Mudcrab 0 points1 point ago

that's, like, a bag and a half of dicks.

[–]IAMAduckimpersonator 118 points119 points ago

You just raped my childhood

[–]ACanadianPenguin 30 points31 points ago

My childhood it burns!!!!!

[–]Treflex 19 points20 points ago

Weird mine was stabbed in the throat.

[–]datpinecone 15 points16 points ago

Deep throat?

[–]MYDOGSTELLA 59 points60 points ago

Edward penis hands. (It's actually a real porn)

[–]Mephisto6 14 points15 points ago

Please, don't remind me...just don't

[–]dinnerdewinner 15 points16 points ago

It's real.. Wut.

NSFW for his.. hands?

[–]silent_legion 6 points7 points ago

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 7 points8 points ago

that movie was totally unrealistic. if it was he'd just be sitting at home the entire time sucking his fingers

[–]Trivvy 28 points29 points ago

I'd close that mouth of yours Donald.

[–]BrazilCarge 3 points4 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]bluepen9 15 points16 points ago

You have ruined Mickey Mouse forever.

[–]rasta_lion 17 points18 points ago

[–]CodePWNED 9 points10 points ago

Do not mention r/Dolan. It makes him angry.

[–]pockets817 9 points10 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]eljefffe 1 point2 points ago

[–]otterlyotter 1 point2 points ago

I heard that motherfucker had like...30 god damn dicks.

[–]PaulMcGannsShoes 1 point2 points ago

Made love like an eagle falling out of the sky.

[–]thisguynamedjoe 3 points4 points ago

What did the four fingers say to the face?

[–]o_OReddit 2 points3 points ago

FAP!

[–]thisguynamedjoe 1 point2 points ago

Nicely done.

[–]jselvey 0 points1 point ago

That's a big kick in the childhood.

[–]Casual_Lurker1 1 point2 points ago

Something something Minnie Mouse something something.

[–]Cyanide03 1 point2 points ago

Dolan pls

[–]akabouzu 8 points9 points ago

donld pls

[–]Mymotherslover -1 points0 points ago

Right in the childhood.

[–]BromarE115 0 points1 point ago

Mickey Mouse is... Edward Dickhands

[–]bardleh 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure this is just a reverse Dolan comic.

[–]Handzle 0 points1 point ago

Glove love... mmmm.... Glovelove. (No one will get this will they?)

[–]Marnold13 0 points1 point ago

Looks like I'm never going to run up to Mickey Mouse and ask for a hug again when I'm at Disney World.

[–]ego-madness 0 points1 point ago

Disney in a nutshell.

[–]audizzy 0 points1 point ago

Is it weird that the first thing I noticed was the fangs?

[–]Artyom2033 1 point2 points ago

Did you know that 'mickey' is slang for penis in Ireland?

[–]zephyrdragoon 0 points1 point ago

Why does this remind me of the Nipples the Enchilada comic...?

[–]Insign 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure this belongs in /r/WTF

[–]trish80s_4_life 0 points1 point ago

hahhahahaha This is great!!

[–]I_Has_A_Bucket 0 points1 point ago

This is my favorite card to play in Cards Against Humanity!

[–]Baked_Charmander 0 points1 point ago

Mickey Dickfingers is a hilarious name, though.

[–]oblu 0 points1 point ago

crosspost from spacedicks

[–]Smarts91 1 point2 points ago

I swore he was going to slap Donald with the glove until the last pane. I wish I was right...

[–]bunnyofdoom 1 point2 points ago

Mini must be a happy girl

[–]KaseyU85 0 points1 point ago

Penis fingers... I hate those.

[–]blessmehaxima 1 point2 points ago

He's keeping it soft for the missus.

[–]A1guy02 0 points1 point ago

I think that those are pretty handy for certain situations

[–]Lochbessmonster 0 points1 point ago

What the actual fuck.

[–]lychee-twist 1 point2 points ago

Truth is because when Disney was starting out, Mickey was named Mortimer Mouse. Mortimer Mouse didn't have gloves which made his arms disappear whenever he turned or moved his hands in front of him. Gloves were just a real simple means of fixing that awkwardness.

Mario's design is heavily based on practicality, too. If I had my friend around, I'd ask her to explain it. All I remember is that his moustache is there to define his face. Without it, he's just kind of a blob.

[–]Chazzelstien 0 points1 point ago

NOPE!

[–]MindlessJamiroca 0 points1 point ago

Well I guess Mickey had to choose between the old penis fingers or penis nose.

[–]cgee 0 points1 point ago

No glove, no love.

[–]sadlittlekitty 0 points1 point ago

I can not un see this...

[–]blob180 0 points1 point ago

POOF there goes my childhood!!!

[–]flickingthem 0 points1 point ago

Now, I can never watch porn without thinking of Mickey Mouse...

[–]AnalBurns -1 points0 points ago

NSFW

[–]NO_TOUCHING__lol 0 points1 point ago

This is some fucked up shit, OP.

[–]JustLetMeComment 0 points1 point ago

Childhood not ruined at all....

[–]LadySerenity 0 points1 point ago

Saw this two years ago before I quit 4chan...

[–]stewpickles 0 points1 point ago

The other the day i asked my roommate if he would rather have 10 dicks on his hand that look like fingers or 10 fingers on his hands that look like dicks. He didn't have an answer.

[–]knowses -1 points0 points ago

Gooby Plz!

[–]NPhoenix54 0 points1 point ago

Mickey please..

[–]dacookeymonsta 0 points1 point ago

No glove, no love.

[–]Thabigmasta 0 points1 point ago

OH GOD MY CHILDHOOD

[–]pessimistic_steve 0 points1 point ago

( ಠ_ಠ)

[–]pythonspam 0 points1 point ago

See last panel. Go back to first panel. Even though only a shadow was visible, this can not be unseen.

[–]Draziil 1 point2 points ago

Same reason why most adult males had collars and ties in early cartoons. Yogi bear, george jetson, fred flinstone, etc. It's easier to animate when you don't have to show as much detail. the gloves cover the hands and therefore animation can be generic and easy. The collar+tie combo removed the necessity of drawing a neck, allowing for free movement of the head without animating the neck muscles or other movements.

[–]greatdaychap 1 point2 points ago

[–]arcanition -1 points0 points ago

mikey pls

[–]Colorado87 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry, but that's retarded.

[–]creamcup 1 point2 points ago

This should be in r/WTF :'(

[–]ferrerorocher92 0 points1 point ago

I guess Minnie can always say that Mickey has the magic touch..

[–]cbparsons 0 points1 point ago

steamboat willies?

[–]waitasecbec 0 points1 point ago

I sent this to my roommate, who I intensely dislike, and who worships everything Disney. She hasn't spoken to me since. Best decision I've ever made.

[–]tallhairyman 0 points1 point ago

I know why Minnie stays with him now.

[–]Lord_Cthulhu 0 points1 point ago

No wonder Mini is so happy

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[–]bobthepirate 7 points8 points ago

No it doesn't.

[–]scubasteve23 3 points4 points ago

I laughed. Therefore it's funny. People like you are ruining r/wtf

[–]Vepps 5 points6 points ago

Nope, just fine here.

[–]spiltchampagne 0 points1 point ago

Makes sense; the front of his trousers always seemed unusually flat to me.

[–]Goodly 0 points1 point ago

I feel like it could be even creepier. The last panel should have some speech like "Now start screaming", "there's no escape" or "now relax and lay down"

[–]wbgraphic 0 points1 point ago

Damn. I was really hoping to see some Wolverine-style claws pop out of those black spots on the back.

[–]Hagathorthegr8 0 points1 point ago

Mickey Dick-fingers...not quite as popular as Tim Burton's other films.

[–]WackyWarner1827 0 points1 point ago

I've seen enough hentai...

[–]samlander 1 point2 points ago

the true reason mickey has white gloves. The minstrel show performers always wore white gloves to hide their hands :

" Blackface was one of the influences in the development of characters such as Mickey Mouse"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackface

[–]Karmathulu 0 points1 point ago

this is off collegehumor or dorkly. I believe its a tanner caldwell comic.

[–]Spring_Break -2 points-1 points ago

somebody turn this into an /r/dolan comic pls. miky pls?

[–]angrypolaks -1 points0 points ago

dolan pls

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[–]Pooploser-69 2 points3 points ago

Thank you captain obvious