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[–]SkywardBen 42 points43 points ago

That's one sassy dog.

[–]themightyscott 38 points39 points ago

The little ones are the true fuckers. There is a size to gentleness ratio, and it goes - tiny = fucker, massive = affectionate as fuck.

[–]dx420 12 points13 points ago

Not always true, it's only Pomeranian's that have the attitude. I own a Pug which is also a small one but the most affectionate dog I've ever known.

[–]themightyscott 23 points24 points ago

You were talking about dogs? I was talking about people.

[–]I_Ate_Out_My_Mom 2 points3 points ago

My mother's pomeranian is one of the gentlest dogs I've ever met.

[–]wastergoleor 0 points1 point ago

My friends neighbour has two dogs, one pom, one pug. When they re together? They are assholes. Pom on his own? Fucking asshole. Pug on his own most chill little dude I've ever met.

[–]zissous4 2 points3 points ago

[–]b33bop1n 0 points1 point ago

I don't think that's actually a dog.. It looks more like a rat to me.

[–]THE_PUN_STOPS_NOW 58 points59 points ago

"BITCH GET OFF ME .. . .. . I DON'T DON'T NEED THIS SHIT"

[–]ihatenames 21 points22 points ago

don't don't need this shit

so...you need this shit?

[–]sevolg 10 points11 points ago

He's a dog; it makes sense.

[–]1541drive 0 points1 point ago

Calling it a dog is very forgiving.

[–]matty_lo 50 points51 points ago

The slither from the arms at the end is what really got me!

[–]seismick 70 points71 points ago

man, I hate that people find this funny. Your little dog is not cute, it's poorly socialized. You're letting it get away with shit because it's little and mostly harmless, but that dog think it's in charge of you. People gotta get their dogs in line and show a little dominance, not be afraid of a little five pound pup.

[–]HaiRyBeArToE 19 points20 points ago

Careful dude.. I once wrote something similar to this and got down voted into oblivion.

[–]BRBbear 7 points8 points ago

what is it like in Oblivion?

[–]HaiRyBeArToE 9 points10 points ago

Hot. Dark.

[–]mordella1 7 points8 points ago

I agree that dogs who nip after people just by touching should be disciplined, BUT in this scenario she was about to bear hug him, and some dogs get claustrophobic if held tight like that, and that have to be respected. Animals need their space. I think the gif is hilarious, the look on her face and how he slips away after X)

[–]Grappindemen 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, not dominating a small dog is one of the worst things you can do.

Before you know it, it'll go around killing gnomes.

[–]RobertGryffindor 25 points26 points ago

Doubtful this dog even lifts.

[–]MoocowR 2 points3 points ago

As a dog expert I can accurately access the relationship you have with your dog from a 3 second gif.

[–]JeebusVsFSM 2 points3 points ago

Exactly. I stopped that shit early with my bull mastiff. No way in hell I'd put up with it from a 5lb noise machine.

[–]PastyPilgrim 9 points10 points ago

She didn't have enough badges to train her Eevee.

[–]HaiRyBeArToE 5 points6 points ago

Said every small dog ever...

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[–]ontheturnpike 15 points16 points ago

"fuck this i'm out" is the best title

[–]Liebjuice 2 points3 points ago

her facial expression is hilarious!

[–]ticktock44 8 points9 points ago

how about NO BITCH!!.... wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

[–]Jjunior130 3 points4 points ago

yeah

[–]nicholasferber -1 points0 points ago

Girl look at that baaddi

[–]MindlessDreamer -5 points-4 points ago

Her hair was hollow gold

[–]seraph77 4 points5 points ago

Everyone likes to talk about bad pit bulls (much love for pits btw), while these little hellspawns are actually the worst breed ever. If they were a medium/large breed they would be banned. Since they're so small and cute and fluffy, everyone just looks at it like "aww aren't you my cute little ferocious warrior". Because they're a toy breed- "Look at that, he drew blood! Aren't you a mischievous little meanie." whereas if they were a medium+ breed "aww, he ripped that little girl's throat out. you naughty dog you" just doesn't cut it.

[–]MR_WITTY_RESPONSE 1 point2 points ago

"Girl, who do you think you are?"

[–]JBu92 1 point2 points ago

My dog was half pomeranian... cute little fuckers.

[–]LeftHandedFapper 2 points3 points ago

Hate those dogs. Mainly because my ex had a bad experience with hers, almost the same situation as here but it bit her chin

[–]Insighted_Cuttlefish 7 points8 points ago

Off?

[–]squirrelballs 3 points4 points ago

yeah, obviously not on...

[–]thebeesremain 2 points3 points ago

Pomeranian is a failed anagram for dog abomination.

[–]RedonYellow 0 points1 point ago

It is time to put that dog through the paper shredder.

[–]Fakk -1 points0 points ago

If my dog did that I would beat some mannersinto it.

[–]carllrsn1017 -1 points0 points ago

Bitch swerve!

[–]auroraborememalice 0 points1 point ago

I hate those snarly little beasts.

[–]1337Scott 0 points1 point ago

I have never seen this before.....

[–]Pyrarson 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't like boobs?

[–]Snyng 0 points1 point ago

It goes from cute to gremlin

[–]pitlord713 0 points1 point ago

little dogs are such shits. they act like rodents

[–]IAmAtticus 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of my girlfriends dog... never met a dog I didn't like until I met hers. It has bit me and my own dog.. Little shit

[–]soundacious 0 points1 point ago

That dog is a fucking muppet.

[–]scumbagcoyote 0 points1 point ago

Smack that little mo-fo. You must be above him/her in the pack hierarchy or this will continue.

[–]Jessieher -1 points0 points ago

That's why I don't like little dogs. They think they're cats.

[–]berserk6996 -1 points0 points ago

I hate those fucking little dogs.

[–]bmores8 0 points1 point ago

i think its time we take a repost

[–]szester -5 points-4 points ago

Thats funny, I think it's time we stop reposting this gif

[–]dgotch 0 points1 point ago

That's why those little rat-dog should be banned. I await your down vote.

[–]TheGreaterPublic -5 points-4 points ago

thats elsa carleson! whos reddit acount is this ?

[–]cherie5291 -3 points-2 points ago

Isn't that poochie from zeke and luther ?

[–]Woden1Eye -4 points-3 points ago

she stole that dog