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all 86 comments

[–]Kbek 156 points157 points ago

This is fake, its not the same watermelon!!!

[–]Imsoicey 54 points55 points ago

Yeah and cats never tell the truth so that is also a lie.

[–]iceani 12 points13 points ago

Cats don't know internet so it's probably an opinion

[–]Yoyo8 6 points7 points ago

Source- I am a cat.

[–]Kitty_McBitty 6 points7 points ago

No, I am a cat

[–]elperroborrachotoo 8 points9 points ago

Of course Felix found yet another water melon.

[–]CynicalSoldier 68 points69 points ago

I don't know what's better, how scared the first cat actually looks or the fact that there's a picture of a cat rolling a watermelon out of the ocean.

[–]Skilol 10 points11 points ago

Seriously, I have no clue how you would get a picture like the second one...It must be photoshop....but...I just want to believe...

[–]CynicalSoldier 10 points11 points ago

Hands over ears LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

[–]pvthotwings 116 points117 points ago

This is by far the dumbest thing I will ever see today. Bravo sir.

[–]nvflip 13 points14 points ago

Oh what time zone are you in? Cuz the day ain't over yet.

[–]Careful_Houndoom 4 points5 points ago

I got 7 hours left. Going to be hard to top this one.

[–]big_al11 13 points14 points ago

holy shit, did i just see a german lolcat?

[–]i_did_not_enjoy_that 5 points6 points ago

Wassermelone. Hehe. For some reason makes me giggle.

[–]RiceEel 2 points3 points ago

The fact that it;s in Germane makes him sound more angry, and that makes it that much more awesome.

[–]oddchihuahua 0 points1 point ago

NINE!

[–]toga-Blutarsky 0 points1 point ago

*Nein

[–]shmehdit 17 points18 points ago

Funny, but... how you managed to ignore the giant blinking red warning on the submission page not to put the punchline in the title I just don't even... it's an epidemic that rivals Vertical Video Syndrome.

[–]funke42 8 points9 points ago

I think you misunderstood. This post didn't have a punchline.

[–]bathroomstalin 3 points4 points ago

As soon as I read the title, I just knew it was about a cat giving his buddy a watermelon that he found at the beach.

[–]tineyeit -2 points-1 points ago

A punchline isn't the same as just a funny bit from the post. A punchline would entirely defeat the purpose of opening the post, which this doesn't do.

[–]desenagrator -1 points0 points ago

But there wasn't a punchline?

[–]highguy98 0 points1 point ago

thanks OP, you cheered me up!

[–]Ruarimc[S] 0 points1 point ago

Just doing my job

[–]jaybee 0 points1 point ago

Why did any of you sad bastards bother commenting on this?

[–]ICouldBeTheChosenOne 4 points5 points ago

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/mxG0r.jpg

Most recently reposted 24 days ago

[–]RNRSaturday 4 points5 points ago

How do we know Mrs. Krantz wasn't keeping her watermelon in the ocean?

[–]redboxmike 2 points3 points ago

I don't normally like cat-related posts... But this is probably one of the funniest/best I have ever seen. It's the 2nd panel that makes it all work!!!

[–]Clit_Commander 1 point2 points ago

The punchline!!

[–]felixjmorgan -1 points0 points ago

Seymour you tattle tale.

[–]CorporateImperialism -1 points0 points ago

Took me a while to realize this wasn't principal skinner's mom yelling at him.

[–]D_for_Drive -1 points0 points ago

I feel compelled to make a Rubin and Ed reference here.

[–]pom_face -1 points0 points ago

Im liking this whole pictures with words thing. I think we may be onto a good thing here.

[–]crazycollegekid 0 points1 point ago

Someone please tell me there's a subreddit for cat comics like this.

[–]sininster_666 0 points1 point ago

Poor Skinner.

[–]captumlux 0 points1 point ago

The name seymour gives this joke a new signature!

[–]xMcNerdx 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like a lake to me.

[–]suddenly_seymour 0 points1 point ago

Did someone call me? I'm here! And I can verify that I apologized to Mrs. Krantz. That bitch still didn't believe the watermelon was in the ocean!

[–]NMushroom 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant!

[–]paper_planes 1 point2 points ago

Once when I was in elementary school my cousins and I were exploring a creek during a family picnic in a nature reserve. We came across a watermelon in the middle of the creek and couldn't fathom what it was doing there. We were messing around with it when a family came out of the woods asking what we were doing with their watermelon. Apparently they put it there to keep it cool for when they were ready to eat it...

TL;DR: actually found a random watermelon in a body of water.

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

did you invoke the law of finders keepers?

[–]thekind253 0 points1 point ago

It made me laugh a lot! Why is it so funny?

[–]spaceboundboner 0 points1 point ago

Can't we all just shut up & enjoy the cats?

[–]howudoing 0 points1 point ago

Repost, fuck it it's stil funny, have an upvote!!

[–]ClusterMakeLove 0 points1 point ago

What did I just read?

[–]chatmosh 0 points1 point ago

Down by the bay...

[–]mpjby 0 points1 point ago

Good thing it wasn't lemons.

[–]captainkenzie 0 points1 point ago

As i sit here giggling uncontrollably i wonder, wtf did i just read?? Ha!

[–]lollmaorofllul 0 points1 point ago

This is fake, its not the same watermelon!!!

[–]Quezzie 1 point2 points ago

why has this made it to the front page?

[–]TheOneThatSaid 0 points1 point ago

Still funny.

[–]Choam 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin' repost

[–]I_Are_Brown_Bear 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way to hard at this.

[–]JK_tROWLING 0 points1 point ago

Is this what cats really do when they're out prowling?

[–]Mycatsleftfoot 0 points1 point ago

I laughed at this for 10 solid minutes and now I have to pee.

[–]SF4L 0 points1 point ago

Butts......

[–]FaultofDan 1 point2 points ago

Anybody else read the first part in Agnes skinner's voice off the simpsons?

[–]horses_around 0 points1 point ago

this is cute and creative even if the cat obviously isnt rolling the watermelon. it would be too heavy. kudos to the person that thought of it.

[–]DesertBeagle 1 point2 points ago

Suddenly, Seymour!

[–]icerom 0 points1 point ago

Wow, this is awesome!

[–]sammmmmmmmmm -1 points0 points ago

wut.

[–]MuggyTheRobot 1 point2 points ago

I guess reposts with the punchline in the title is what it's all about now.

[–]sharkbanana -2 points-1 points ago

is there inside joke i'm not getting? or is it intentionally pointless?

[–]gfraser92 1 point2 points ago

talks about intentionally pointless.. browses reddit all day

[–]i_shirt_u_not 0 points1 point ago

Looking for something funny, yet not pointless. Hmm...

[–]ubadyr -2 points-1 points ago

repost

[–]nez-niz 0 points1 point ago

this. i'm surprised more people aren't saying the same. This was on here only a few days ago. Now i wouldn't mind if it was a few weeks, but this is pushing it.

[–]nick041 -2 points-1 points ago

Ah, the crazy adventures of Felix and Seymour. Shit never gets old. WHAT WILL THEY DO NEXT?!

[–]Phoequinox -2 points-1 points ago

[–]friendlyfunfunman 0 points1 point ago

[–]supergai 0 points1 point ago

people really need to start figuring out what a "punchline" is

[–]gnerfed -1 points0 points ago

Gosh I love knowing the punchline when I read a joke. It makes it so much funnier.

[–]fuckyoufuckyou666 0 points1 point ago

Ha! Cat's can't talk. That's what people do.

[–]destructosexual 0 points1 point ago

[–]TheToto1000 -1 points0 points ago

Hey, OPs of the world, I have a message for you.

Stop putting the punchline in the title. Please.

[–]Sciaphobia -2 points-1 points ago

If you look closely you can tell it's not the same watermelon.

[–]Aregular89 -3 points-2 points ago

wat