The Anne Frank Time Travel Conspiracy

RedRey · 2012-10-20T16:07:17+00:00

Wonder when the history channel is gonna pick up on this

specialservices · 2012-10-20T19:02:15+00:00

"Taylor grew up in Athens, Georgia,[1] and was unschooled until age 13."

She wasn't unschooled, there were just no records of her until Jeff brought her back.

xlptu · 2012-10-20T21:04:19+00:00

The biggest evidences are supressed in the image. It's the lyrics in the album ITAOTS:

Lyrics of the music In The Aeroplane Over The Sea:

"What a beautiful face, I have found in this place that is circling all around the sun; What a beautiful dream, that could flash on the screen; in a blink of an eye and be gone from me"

"Love to be in the arms of all I'm keeping here with me"

"there are lights in the clouds, Anna's ghost all around; hear her voice as it's rolling and ringing through me"

At the end of King Of Carrot Flowers pts 2 & 3:

"Up and over we go; The weight it sits on down and I don't know; I will shout until they know what I mean; I mean the marriage of a dead dog sing (?); And a synthetic flying machine, machine"

Anne Frank lived most of her life in Amsterdam, and supossedly died in 1945. Look at the lyrics of Holland, 1945:

"The only girl I've ever loved; Was born with roses in her eyes; But then they buried her alive; One evening 1945."

Anne Frank was born in 1929. It's from the lyrics of Ghost:

"And she was born in a bottle-rocket 1929; with wings that ringed around a socket right between her spine"

"I know that she will live forever; all goes on and on and on and she goes; And now she knows she'll never be afraid"

from the lyrics of Oh Comely:

"And I know they buried her body with others; Her sister and mother and 500 families; And will she remember me 50 years later?; I wished I could save her in some sort of time machine"

TL;DR: The album ITAOTS is about a beautiful love story that surpasses time barriers.

franklin_bluth · 2012-10-20T17:49:47+00:00

Astra and Jeff are my bandmate's in-laws. I will make sure this finds them. And I will deliver.

deekfu · 2012-10-20T16:51:57+00:00

For the ultra lazy... http://i.imgur.com/YPjU9.jpg

mrP0P0 · 2012-10-20T18:06:57+00:00

I love 4chan conspiracies.

kingkupal · 2012-10-20T18:30:22+00:00

2spooky4me

oxfs · 2012-10-20T17:52:52+00:00

WHAT IF HE ISN'T ANYWHERE, BUT ANYWHEN?

oh my shit i lost my god right there.

10/10 would read again

goblinpiledriver · 2012-10-20T18:18:49+00:00

The picture of the Usopp cosplay killed me

i_theredchampion_i · 2012-10-20T20:43:30+00:00

You're all ITAOTS.

heydrich88 · 2012-10-20T19:37:09+00:00

newsflash: jews pretty much all look the same

Archaeoptero · 2012-10-20T20:41:32+00:00

Oh shit /mu/, what the fuck?

This is fucking deep web all over again.

sigh

schrutebeetfarms · 2012-10-20T18:00:48+00:00

I WANT TO BELIEVE

Andodx · 2012-10-20T17:32:51+00:00

4chan regularly amazes/surprises me, in every possible way…

vaginalvr · 2012-10-20T19:00:15+00:00

So Jeff's the doctor and Anne frank is a companion

SirMothy · 2012-10-20T22:08:11+00:00

Someone needs to make a movie out of this

upgrayedd69 · 2012-10-20T18:16:45+00:00

Astra Taylor's Wikipedia page ends with "She is a vegan. She is Anne Frank" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astra_Taylor

medic889 · 2012-10-20T19:12:40+00:00

When is Jeff

tambrico · 2012-10-20T21:36:21+00:00

I thought this was going to be stupid at first, but it actually makes a whole lot of sense.

mutina- · 2012-10-20T18:24:27+00:00

"But what happened to Anne inspector?" "It is not what happened to Anne my dear Reggie, but when."

Kiragun77 · 2012-10-20T21:17:17+00:00

Mother of god

JacobTang · 2012-10-21T03:59:50+00:00

ok, but who raised her? Did he raise her as an adult so that his past self could marry her in the future? Or did he just drop her off with his parents then travel to his present time?

thefuckdude · 2012-10-20T18:31:37+00:00

I want to believe

Hobo-With-A-Shotgun · 2012-10-20T17:51:48+00:00

None of these women look remotely similar, other than the hair colour/length looks to be the same.

I like spooky stories, but this is dumb.

whosthatgirl_me · 2012-10-20T21:13:06+00:00

blew my mind.

Koldfuzion · 2012-10-20T21:20:51+00:00

"In March 2001, Mangum and Anne Frank (also formerly of Neutral Milk Hotel) contributed to an album called Major Organ and the Adding Machine."

thetrollinrage · 2012-10-20T21:35:05+00:00

Huh...

enginedriver · 2012-10-20T23:22:07+00:00

I met jeff mangum this April and asked him a dumb drunken question and it was just as awkward as you can imagine. Heck yes.

silent_p · 2012-10-20T23:40:32+00:00

She really doesn't look very much like Anne Frank...

pornifyed · 2012-10-21T00:45:25+00:00

Almost downvoted, saw the part about no one finding her remains anywhere, then upvoted.

somethinganonymousss · 2012-10-21T01:54:36+00:00

YOU KNOW HOW NO ONE KNOWS WHERE JEFF IS AS OF TODAY WHAT IF HE ISN'T ANYWHERE, BUT ANYWHEN?

Oh, God...it's always the stupid shit that makes me laugh

EasternEuropean · 2012-10-20T17:45:21+00:00

Lets not forget her diary written with ballpoint pen which wasn't invented there back then - proof Anne travels in time.

theblacklaser · 2012-10-20T17:02:50+00:00

Absolutely absurd, but entertaining nevertheless.

dmoreholt · 2012-10-20T20:06:51+00:00

Nice to see a Neutral Milk Hotel reference on the front page. Although I don't think NMH is the reason it's here.

ItsaSnareDrum · 2012-10-20T21:07:21+00:00

Astra Taylor was also unschooled until 13 and Anne Frank "died" when she was 15.

Jombafomb · 2012-10-20T20:36:19+00:00

Down vote me to hell and I'm not trying to upfuq the jerk circle but...I don't think that Anne, Caroline or Astra look anything alike.

Other than that this theory is 100% awesome!!!

Schnapplegangers · 2012-10-20T20:36:28+00:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astra_Taylor

HKjunkie · 2012-10-20T21:52:59+00:00

The cow goes, "Shazoooo!"

Electroniclog · 2012-10-20T22:40:18+00:00

Why would someone with a time machine bother graduating from high school? a high school education would seem fairly insignificant when compared to time travel.

NewteN · 2012-10-20T23:14:06+00:00

0/10 time travel impossibru, stephens hawkings told me so

mwvalenti · 2012-10-21T01:23:46+00:00

right on time for Cloud Atlas

RabidRaccoon · 2012-10-21T04:16:45+00:00

Jeff Mangum is a made up name too. He obviously thought that Mangoo was too obvious when he created the identity but Mangum just about passes the smirk test.

Still like all good conspiracies he left evidence more or less in plain sight so that people could figure it out and then be written off as crazy. It's what God would do, if he were a /b/tard.

GiraffeKiller · 2012-10-21T05:52:42+00:00

I feel kind of nauseous.

GuerillaFiction · 2012-10-20T22:33:27+00:00

This would work if the album was about Anne Frank. Except it's not, so it doesn't. 3/10.

PzGren · 2012-10-21T01:28:55+00:00

The anne frank diaries are probably fake/redacted I shit u not

TurdFerguson495 · 2012-10-21T01:44:00+00:00

Ok so im pretty high right now and this for some reason creeped me the fuck out

wiibemii2992 · 2012-10-20T20:10:17+00:00

I love you Jesus Chriiiiist!!!

gruntybreath · 2012-10-20T20:25:27+00:00

mfw that thread

ZM2N4AiP_A4 · 2012-10-20T19:12:42+00:00

Did no one realize that Caroline Mangum is still a real person.....

miamoondaughter · 2012-10-20T21:48:36+00:00

What are the chances that two people in poor quality black and white photos would look vaguely similar?

Lavarocked · 2012-10-20T21:45:02+00:00

1/10, they don't even look remotely similar.

fruitrollupsalad · 2012-10-20T16:54:16+00:00

None of those girls look alike at all. This is really just a prime example of OP's faggotry.

Lunchbox5000 · 2012-10-20T21:46:22+00:00

Girl resembles Anne Frank.... TIME MACHINES CONFIRMED.

I thought 4chan was better than tha... well.. nevermind.

__d-_-b__ · 2012-10-21T00:00:33+00:00

I just can't help it. It's like when the rotation of a wheel make it appear to spin backwards... every fuckin' time I read his name as MAGnum

paulderev · 2012-10-21T00:39:55+00:00

Fucking retards.

notsurewhatiam · 2012-10-21T03:50:17+00:00

What a faggot post

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