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[–]Ross42590 220 points221 points ago

I always loved this show but never fully understood it, but now that I'm older he's sort of my hero because of his ability to never let rejection stop him from his quest.

[–]BravoJohnnyBravo 198 points199 points ago

Glad to be your hero son

[–]JAV0K 84 points85 points ago

264 days, bravo.

[–]BravoJohnnyBravo 52 points53 points ago

bows

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[–]WalrusTits 81 points82 points ago

Jesus Christ shut the fuck up.

[–]JesusChrist5 53 points54 points ago

What did I say?

[–]datpinecone 14 points15 points ago

Shush...jesus...you can be annoying

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[–]McRigger 1 point2 points ago

God damn it Jesus! Wait.....

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[–]JAV0K 27 points28 points ago

Yet you didn't.

[–]RUPTURED_ASSHOLE 6 points7 points ago

Oh snap!

[–]the_sun_god 8 points9 points ago

Oh snap!

Thus, RUPTURED_ASSHOLE.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

You see, on "reddit" we have these things called novelty accounts. For a few years, people would just create those to respond to these types of comments. Since then, it's become a meme to check how long these accounts have existed, comment and congratulate when an old account finds its niche.

[–]alecyo12 17 points18 points ago

Do the monkey with me

[–]SonicFrost 5 points6 points ago

Can I get your autograph?

[–]Ducksaucenem 24 points25 points ago

This is the kind of show where the repeats got funnier as I got older. Arrested development was like that for me as well.

[–]Allogistic 7 points8 points ago

Johnny Bravo and Wiley Coyote taught me a lot about life.

[–]11jeckley 3 points4 points ago

Wil E. Coyote*

[–]Im_SloMoShun 8 points9 points ago

Wile E Coyote**

[–]11jeckley 0 points1 point ago

I was typing with Dorito-covered fingers, but thank you!

[–]Ceejae 5 points6 points ago

Except in reality you stop failing eventually.

[–]Farn 2 points3 points ago

If you're built like Johnny, you probably wouldn't fail in the first place.

[–]Boner_Pushup 6 points7 points ago

Shit, I feel embarrassed that the Brave Little Toaster taught me to be a man.

[–]Judge_Hate 0 points1 point ago

A metallic furnace of ass kickin and toastin. Anit shit to be embarrassed of. Toast bread and kickass!

[–]NeoVeci 0 points1 point ago

They made it to teach young boys, that if you were an asshole you would get nowhere in life

[–]I_RAPE_BLENDERS 83 points84 points ago

Man, I look pretty.

[–]pinetar321 23 points24 points ago

what did blenders ever do to you?

[–]I_RAPE_BLENDERS 40 points41 points ago

Turn me on...

[–]ToobaDooba 22 points23 points ago

Just make sure you don't turn them on.

[–]I_RAPE_BLENDERS 18 points19 points ago

[–]ronaldo95 11 points12 points ago

Nope, not clicking that.

[–]ronaldo95 14 points15 points ago

Not that either... REDDIT GAVE ME TRUST ISSUES

[–]TheNinjirate 2 points3 points ago

I hate all of you. I will never click on "it's a cat picture" again.

[–]Kjulo 14 points15 points ago

[–]TheNinjirate 5 points6 points ago

YAY. I still don't know why I clicked it.

[–]datpinecone 2 points3 points ago

Nope...not clicking it...awwww!!! So cute!

[–]pinetar321 1 point2 points ago

THIS ONE is okay, people

[–]duncan12457 3 points4 points ago

its a blender with blood in it, safe for work-ish

[–]pinetar321 0 points1 point ago

some blenders are into that BDSM thing ya know

[–]guesswhostalkin 2 points3 points ago

You know, my son is a blender. I will be homeschooling him from now on, thank you very much mister I_RAPE_BLENDERS

[–]I_RAPE_BLENDERS 1 point2 points ago

You can never be to careful.

[–]danmo_96 4 points5 points ago

You can never be to careful.

I've been to Careful plenty of times. It's a very lovely place; lots of people who enjoy raping kitchen appliances, though....

[–]I_RAPE_BLENDERS 1 point2 points ago

Yea, I grew up there. Did you walk by a big manor with a statue of a blender with a cock in it?

[–]danmo_96 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, nice place. And speaking of that statue, is it made out of alabaster? If so, I commend you for forgoing the stereotypical marble statue.

[–]I_RAPE_BLENDERS 3 points4 points ago

Yes, thank you. It was all my mothers idea. She's way too into that stuff.

[–]danmo_96 2 points3 points ago

Now, by "that stuff," do you mean raping toasters, alabaster statues, or marble statues?

[–]I_RAPE_BLENDERS 0 points1 point ago

Don't be silly. She doesn't rape toasters, she rapes things like knifes and pizza cutters. My dads into toasters. And yea. The statues.

[–]danmo_96 2 points3 points ago

Oh, okay. Silly me, why would I think that...?

[–]redgroupclan 1 point2 points ago

Do the boogie with me!

[–]I_RAPE_BLENDERS 22 points23 points ago

I'm a bit busy at the moment.

http://i.imgur.com/4QGY0.jpg

[–]Jandklo 4 points5 points ago

OH NOOOOO!!!!!

[–]Nescent 1 point2 points ago

Why does that look like a hairless Skips from Regular Show?

[–]I_RAPE_BLENDERS 2 points3 points ago

That's just what I look like when I rape blenders.

[–]PaulMcGannsShoes 6 points7 points ago

It's monkey.

Do the monkey with me!

[–]bbush 21 points22 points ago

"Aww man, I dig it when chicks run." - Johnny Bravo

My favorite quote from that amazing cartoon.

[–]Crimstone 15 points16 points ago

"But Mama! Only three more leprechauns and I get the golden shillelagh!"

[–]CynicalSoldier 62 points63 points ago

Good Guy Johnny Bravo: Has so many more hobbies, but doesn't say them because it's a kids show.

If you know what I mean. ಠ_ಠ

[–]BravoJohnnyBravo 28 points29 points ago

You ain't so bad yourself

[–]Thisisacoolname 16 points17 points ago

HE'S TALKING ABOUT SEX.

[–]Fkhdass -3 points-2 points ago

His ex?

[–]ibetrollingyou 1 point2 points ago

Low sex

[–]BravoJohnnyBravo 16 points17 points ago

Never forget the babes

[–]skytiger859 58 points59 points ago

When I was a kid, I never understood why women hated him. Now, I kinda do.

[–]BeenWildin 35 points36 points ago

As an adult watching Johnny Bravo, a lot of girls he talks to really over react. He's just being forward.

[–]Scrtcwlvl 5 points6 points ago

To be fair, some of it was pretty justified. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rKk_TeyGDQ

[–]Henrytw 16 points17 points ago

Being forward tends to be, more often than not, rather creepy and/or awkward.

[–]snakesnakesnakesnake 45 points46 points ago

Unless you're attractive

[–]SmurfRockRune 34 points35 points ago

I always figured that with his huge muscles, girls would be attracted to him.

[–]Allogistic 24 points25 points ago

Exactly. He's basically a buff Elvis, and women loved Elvis.

[–]neohylanmay 13 points14 points ago

Or a younger, less-successful-with-the-ladies Duke Nukem.

[–]Clayton_the_Boinker 2 points3 points ago

Exactly. He's basically a buff Elvis, and women loved had sex with Elvis.

[–]RUPTURED_ASSHOLE 8 points9 points ago

That's only if he lived in New Jersey.

[–]Boner_Pushup 5 points6 points ago

Nice

[–]SmurfRockRune 4 points5 points ago

Nice.

[–]broconsulate 0 points1 point ago

Nice.

[–]Serbaayuu 4 points5 points ago

Isn't it often demonstrated that he's not actually very strong at all, for all his muscles?

[–]SmurfRockRune 6 points7 points ago

I thought he was strong? I seem to recall him lifting heavy objects from time to time.

[–]RzK 24 points25 points ago

Show comes back, doesnt watch

[–]kingjames333 10 points11 points ago

" I'm pretty, you're pretty. Let's go home and stare at each other."

[–]Teejaye110 6 points7 points ago

HE MEANS FUCK. HEY EVERYBODY, HE REALLY MEANS LETS GO HOME AND FUCK.

[–]arcs 10 points11 points ago

My favorite Johnny Bravo quote is from this episode!

"Man I'm hot!" "Thirsty?" "No I meant good looking."

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Long shot but is there a Nick Reboot type of site for 90's/00's CN shows?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

My inner child thanks you :)

[–]MissJacki 4 points5 points ago

You are welcome. Spread the good word!

[–]SmurfRockRune 0 points1 point ago

Every episode?

[–]MissJacki 0 points1 point ago

Not sure, it's on a lot though.

Edit: Smurfs too!

[–]SmurfRockRune 0 points1 point ago

OK, I'll check it out. I've been trying to find the episode with Seth Green and Shaq for years!

[–]unicornon 1 point2 points ago

there's Boomerang, I dunno about a website though.

[–]dmmnd 0 points1 point ago

[–]CrazyDenae 11 points12 points ago

It comes on Boomerang every night...

[–]OilySalmon 6 points7 points ago

"Hey baby, has anyone ever told you I have beautiful eyes?"

[–]elgordoloko 2 points3 points ago

Its on everyday if you have Boomerang

[–]Majil229 10 points11 points ago

No it doesn't. With how cartoons are today this show would be a husk of its former self....

[–]Noceboo 16 points17 points ago

Motorcity, Dan Vs, Tron: Uprising, BatmanTBATB, Wakfu, Gravity Falls, legend of Korra, Adventure Time, Gumball, Regular show, Green Lantern, and shut the fuck up.

[–]Majil229 -3 points-2 points ago

The only one on there that is halfway decent is Regular show, But I would like to see adventure time. Btw you'd make a more effective argument if you didn't resort to swearing like a child on the first reply.

[–]Noceboo 0 points1 point ago

Child like generalizations deserve child like responses.

[–]Farkeman -5 points-4 points ago

and non of them are even half as good...
most of them have terrible writing where old Hanna-Barbera cartoons had excellent writing which made cartoons easily watchable by all ages. Johny Bravo is a great example.

I'm a big fan of various animation and back in the day american, russian and japanese animation were all different and up to par with each other, but now only Japanese anime is the only which is worth while in my opinion, with very very few exceptions.

not to mention the fact that the biggest american animation channel cartoon network is being ran by complete idiots.

[–]Shitwick 2 points3 points ago

Korra has some pretty awesome writing, though I can't speak for the rest of the cartoons listed.

[–]Noceboo 0 points1 point ago

You haven't even seen half the shows I listed.

[–]ecclectic 3 points4 points ago

What ever happened to the live-action movie they were planning?

[–]Thydamine 29 points30 points ago

Thank god that didn't happen. How could a Johnny Bravo movie not be disappointing.

[–]Pooploser-69 4 points5 points ago

But-but- the hair!!

[–]ecclectic 8 points9 points ago

Well, it was, at one time, supposed to have Dwayne Johnson play Johnny... It would have had to have been epically bad. Like, get Ewe Boll to direct it bad in order to have been good.

Apparently Seth McFarlane was a writer for the show... TIL

[–]Ducksaucenem 2 points3 points ago

Writer and he did animation I believe. He also worked on cow and chicken and dex lab.

[–]atafies 4 points5 points ago

If Jim Carey buffed up a little to play him he might be able to at least soften the trainwreck.

[–]Warm_Kitty 0 points1 point ago

But what if they make it Better but digital remastering it :(

[–]pranksta06 1 point2 points ago

I tape every single episode on Boomerang.

It's worth it.

[–]wafflesnsyrup 0 points1 point ago

Hoo Hah!

[–]TypicalRunOfTheMill 0 points1 point ago

Got all my moves from this guy when i was younger... sadly, the girls want nothing to do with me now.

[–]fingers58 0 points1 point ago

"Am I as studly as the statue of David or what?"

[–]exactly9000 0 points1 point ago

her?

[–]IceColdCarnivore 0 points1 point ago

It is back.

(Ctrl+f Cartoon Planet)

[–]thewoogier 1 point2 points ago

Quick someone find a source to stream this show. I'd do everyone the service if I wasn't out of town for the weekend and only had my phone.

[–]pradeepkanchan 0 points1 point ago

JINKEES...YES!!

[–]iceicecat 1 point2 points ago

Come back? It's still on.

[–]cryingviolinist 0 points1 point ago

Check out hbreboot.com. It's on there fairly often, along with many other popular cartoons that have been cut like Ed, Edd, and Eddy, the original Yu-gi-oh...etc.

[–]CallMeWillig -1 points0 points ago

In today's society it wouldn't work because girls are dumb snout to fall for a guy like that, but it would be awesome for the show to come back.

[–]CallMeWillig -1 points0 points ago

Enough*

[–]datpinecone 0 points1 point ago

Whoa...thats a bit too far. Not all girls fall head over heels for every guy who is muscular with blonde hair.

[–]CallMeWillig -1 points0 points ago

sorry, alot of dumb girls would.

[–]superskee90 0 points1 point ago

You know what other show relly needs to come back teen titans the series finale was the biggest buzzkill out of any show I have ever watched

[–]Senip 0 points1 point ago

Netflix needs to make this happen.

[–]lifesnotperfect 0 points1 point ago

Yes my friend. Yes it does!!!

[–]Skittle-Dash 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, stole one of the shows writers... please don't be mad... Amy Rogers (top right)

[–]Konichiwa_Bitches 0 points1 point ago

Why when i post this i get 4 upvotes, and this dude posts it and he is loved. I don't get you reddit.

[–]angusyoungii 1 point2 points ago

Timing and titles dude...

[–]Devils_Gambino 0 points1 point ago

it wouldnt make it a week without some feminist group protesting it

[–]Zombietronic 1 point2 points ago

The scooby doo episode was the best thing ever.

[–]2sharks 0 points1 point ago

And honeys.

[–]kickababy 0 points1 point ago

I like how his face just has no mouth when he's not using it that always got me

[–]a_sexual_name 0 points1 point ago

these are the reposts that everybody still wants.

[–]MajorSquiggles 0 points1 point ago

I never actually liked johnny bravo. I can see why other people do like it but if it came back I wouldn't care.

[–]graves47 1 point2 points ago

Thought it was going to be King Of Queens

[–]nekkonekko 0 points1 point ago

It's on Boomarang (cable channel) there is also Dexters Laboratory, Power puff girls, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and I think Courage the cowardly dog.

[–]TheBaconMistress 0 points1 point ago

It's on boomerang

[–]Allenzilla 0 points1 point ago

Probably would find it a lot funnier now that i have hit puberty

[–]Comrade_Zaitsev 0 points1 point ago

I honestly forget what the name of this show is i loved it as a kid. Could anyone respond and tell me what the name is? Thanks in advance, cheers.

[–]huzeyodaddy 0 points1 point ago

Hey Army Lady, Ever seen guns like these?

Hey baby, I'll have a medium rare steak. Not medium. Not rare, but medium rare and perfect - just like the guy who ordered it, HA!

[–]YLXV 0 points1 point ago

He's the kid-friendly version of duke nukem

[–]jongggl3eee 0 points1 point ago

i used to watch it when i was little. i would get boners from this show. lol

[–]Inherent0 0 points1 point ago

For those who are uninformed, they actually released the series finale as a movie in 2011. Go watch it for your childhood's sake.

Copied from Wikipedia:

"Johnny Bravo Goes to Bollywood" November 20, 2011

[–]shaloham 0 points1 point ago

"I have a boyfriend..."

"Well you look like the kind of lady that could use two"

[–]Ggaarrrreett 0 points1 point ago

A better question with those answers would be: "What do you do in your spare time?"

[–]roxie1127 -1 points0 points ago

agreed

[–]thehindujesus 0 points1 point ago

This gets an extra layer of meaning when you consider that hobbies are things that you like to "do"...

[–]Captswuits -4 points-3 points ago

It did come back, they called it Jersey Shores

[–]dizled 0 points1 point ago

Seth Macfarlane used to illustrate this cartoon. When he worked at hannah barbara

[–]Source-Bot -2 points-1 points ago

Source: Johnny Bravo

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[–]Brutalitarian 1 point2 points ago

You realized that you just mentioned it yourself, ruining the record.