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[–]getbusylivin 218 points219 points ago

Sure misspelling "Decisions" is bad, but the title of the comic is clearly "Priorities."

[–]_Mattman_ 81 points82 points ago

Pritries

[–]NPhoenix54 24 points25 points ago

Pie trees

[–]ProfessorMcHugeBalls 10 points11 points ago

Piety

[–]HBag 10 points11 points ago

Pity

[–]Revikus 8 points9 points ago

Pit

[–]dylansan 11 points12 points ago

π

[–]Boner_Pushup 9 points10 points ago

Banana

[–]NinjaFud 7 points8 points ago

nana

[–]Billy_Sastard 8 points9 points ago

BATMAN

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 1 point2 points ago

fofana

[–]marios32 11 points12 points ago

I read the title, but really thought it said Decisions until you pointed it out.

[–]Hasteman 2 points3 points ago

"Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe."

The mroe you konw.

[–]marios32 13 points14 points ago

I've read this so many times, i would know it even if it was written in Italian.

[–]CarpetCalves 1 point2 points ago

[–]daemonicBookkeeper 3 points4 points ago

that's basically bullshit, half the words in that paragraph aren't mixed (they are 3 or less letters) and the other ones are very common. Try some less common words and more long words and see how coherent it gets.

[–]sporeguya 0 points1 point ago

Rfvoibialn

Gcroeyrl

Cindatoroe

[–]signorafosca 5 points6 points ago

The first one is riboflavin. Not sure about the other two.

[–]RichardNoggin101 1 point2 points ago

I think the second is glycerol, but I'm not sure on the third.

[–]sporeguya 4 points5 points ago

Coordinate.

[–]mickey_kneecaps 2 points3 points ago

I thought Glycerol too, but if that is it then it is missing an l.

[–]sporeguya 0 points1 point ago

Glycerol and coordinate.

[–]Sgeo 1 point2 points ago

Also, how well are they scrambled? Maybe the insides of the words should be alphabetized?

[–]punkrockscience 2 points3 points ago

Those words still have all the right letters, though. This one is... mingss om.

[–]Hasteman 1 point2 points ago

Your mind can still fill in the gap. It seems that (from what I have noticed) vowels are the most easily replaced.

[–]TheJackalope231 1 point2 points ago

*rsceearh

[–]k_hall_313 196 points197 points ago

What are descions?

[–]CulenTrey 85 points86 points ago

[–]DarkRend 31 points32 points ago

[–]NightOfPandas 15 points16 points ago

Sion OP. Nerf now, riot pls

[–]DarkRend 9 points10 points ago

Get to the choppa!

[–]pom_face 3 points4 points ago

They are gaining on us, run!

[–]Ixionas 4 points5 points ago

oops, my /r/leagueoflegends spilled

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[–]internetUser0001 2 points3 points ago

idgi

[–]rilesthebard 1 point2 points ago

No, they did not.

[–]CynicalSoldier 15 points16 points ago

A descion is a bad decision to not use spell-check.

[–]insoundfromwayout 18 points19 points ago

I was more confused by the fact that the cartoonist couldn't think of a single academic subject that started with 'Wh...'

"I need to write my paper on WHITE PANTS"

WHITE PANTS

That's what he came up with.

[–]darkneo86 2 points3 points ago

Whales? White supremacy? Wheels?

[–]Metalheadzaid 0 points1 point ago

It never even crossed your mind that he did it for comedic effect? Because it's a comic? No?

[–]insoundfromwayout 1 point2 points ago

It did cross my mind, yes. But, having seen jokes in the wild before, I knew that they work best when there is a serious feed line, followed by a silly punch line. If both are silly the joke becomes structurally compromised.

Also, here is a joke for you- How is disecting a joke like disecting a frog? The frog dies.

[–]Metalheadzaid 0 points1 point ago

I replaced white pants with a more serious topic. It wasn't as funny. If the comic were longer I could agree with you, but the comic started with the idea of being silly, and quickly finished, making it simply as profitable as a one liner in the end.

I mean, he says "Oh fridge" as the first two words. It's obvious the style he was going for.

Tl;DR: you're asking for a different style of comic.

[–]insoundfromwayout 0 points1 point ago

Obviously you have out argued me, and proved my opinion wrong - I will now change my sense of humor to conform to these new guidelines.

Thank you.

[–]Metalheadzaid -1 points0 points ago

No, you're arguing that the comic's author should.

[–]insoundfromwayout 0 points1 point ago

Since changing my sense of humor a few minutes ago to more closely conform with your correct one, I have found myself craving penis, where I didnt before. I just wanted to ask, are you a homosexual, and is this a common side effect?

[–]TypicalRunOfTheMill 2 points3 points ago

Descions is the lack or being devoid of those weird cars that I see on the tv.

[–]bitbotbot 1 point2 points ago

They only had to type one word!

ONE WORD!

[–]TemporaryCatatonic 0 points1 point ago

Those invisible fairies that make us watch porn instead of doing something productive

[–]fucking_leverpostej 31 points32 points ago

See, what makes it for me is that expression. That face in the last frame. It fucking nails it. This is also why I love John K's work and stuff like this.

I don't know. I just haven't read any comments addressing this and I thought I'd give my two cents.

[–]uk2knerf 52 points53 points ago

Procrasturbation.

[–]HBag 5 points6 points ago

A descion for the bettrement of the wrold.

[–]ChooseYourAdventure_ 1 point2 points ago

HBags blankly sits at his computer monitor. He just made the biggest mistake of his life. He just made two, not one, but two spelling mistakes on reddit. His palms are sweaty, and he can hear angry redditors from around the world banging on his door. He needs to get outta there. Does he

A) Jump out the window.

B) Open the secret trapdoor below his rug.

C) Jetpack time.

[–]sporeguya 1 point2 points ago

C ALL THE WAY

[–]Schnapplegangers -1 points0 points ago

  1. There are actually three mistakes.
  2. Look at the title of this post.

That'sthefuckingpoint.

[–]Link_to_spacedicks 0 points1 point ago

don't be a dick about it.

[–]Schnapplegangers 0 points1 point ago

Cry your pardon, sai. The evils of the internet seem to have grasped my very soul within it's evil vise.

[–]HBag 0 points1 point ago

Obviously on purpose, but fucking C!! I CHOOSE C!!

[–]Wraith8888 59 points60 points ago

Like taking the time to learn english

[–]Pandelfour 10 points11 points ago

Completely Serious Comics Priorities

[–]OrderTeam 2 points3 points ago

Love CSC, their early stuff was the bomb

[–]JakeGonzoph 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, this is my new favorite series ever.

[–]pboston0406 16 points17 points ago

I don't know how this got so many upvotes with that title...

[–]ChristheCunt 6 points7 points ago

Welcome to Reddit. Please warm up your neck muscles in preparation for all the head-shaking.

[–]ungulate 2 points3 points ago

And lubricate your descions.

[–]Brumworth 14 points15 points ago

BUT WHO WAS FRIDGE?

[–]Brainderailment 3 points4 points ago

Was he using his smart fridge to do homework?

http://tctechcrunch2011.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/inline.jpg?w=640

[–]OM_NOM_TOILET_PAPER 1 point2 points ago

I thought he was talking to a speech-controlled smart fridge, which then responded "I still haven't done any research".

[–]demalition90 2 points3 points ago

This is too close to the front page, we must punish the lack of spell check not reward him for it.

[–]nalf38 5 points6 points ago

life is full of those little decisions, like "should i learn how to spell?" nah, i'll watch porn instead.

[–]EternalZora 2 points3 points ago

[–]thesweet677 0 points1 point ago

go to essay typer.com best place

[–]Grammar_Nigger 1 point2 points ago

decisions

[–]Bump424 1 point2 points ago

I think that guy needs a nose.

[–]OrderTeam 0 points1 point ago

Fucking love CompletleySeriousComics

[–]keagmcG -1 points0 points ago

No one's going to bring up the fact that he's writing a paper on white pants? Why not whales? Wheels? Whiskey? White collar opportunities in America?

[–]cptncrnch 0 points1 point ago

Submitted whilst fapping.

[–]Keane1522 -1 points0 points ago

Officially tagged in black as "SPELLS STUFF WRONG"

[–]ALCHEMICWOLF 0 points1 point ago

I don't even care if this is a repost or not, it made me laugh.

[–]bmacc 1 point2 points ago

His mouth in the last frame looks like his nose. DOWNVOTED. VERY ANGRY WITH THE DETAILS, HERE

[–]well_hello_there 1 point2 points ago

Paper on white pants? What the hell?

[–]sodacanashtray 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was some sort spanish.

[–]moshe1 0 points1 point ago

...the shit I put up with.. zip

[–]omnomcookiez -1 points0 points ago

That title ruffled my Jimmies

[–]Juffin 0 points1 point ago

Pleae stop reposting this.

[–]narwhalsatmidnight 0 points1 point ago

Still not as bad as spelling definitely as "defiantly"

[–]redditplz 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one around here that knows how to spell anymore?!?!

[–]Creath 1 point2 points ago

Search boxes in the wrong places?

[–]d0n0v4n98 0 points1 point ago

I now have op tagged as Vcious_bcuit4.

[–]Icelord1823 0 points1 point ago

Yes. just fucking yes.

[–]zzephyr 1 point2 points ago

Why doesnt he have a mouth in the last frame, and suddenly have a nose?

[–]NahNotOnReddit 0 points1 point ago

Cold also have prop masturbated to google image pics of white pants anyway

[–]twowaysplit 0 points1 point ago

hello, me? hi when did i get a new account? stop posting what i'm doing right now. stop it.

[–]deeweezul 0 points1 point ago

Spelling the title wrong is always the sign of a pro.

[–]ABloodyEnglishman 0 points1 point ago

It bothers me that the buttons are the wrong way round. I think I love Google too much to see this.

[–]lanieloo 0 points1 point ago

I have had the house to myself for 12 hours, will have it for another 24...and not once did this option present itself in my brains. After fap, I must evaluate my mental stability.

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

Wasnt this posted just yesterday as "priorities" - we don't even let the bodies cool off for 24 hours anymore?

[–]Pyrarson 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought it was funny just because he dropped his task to watch porn. Then I looked at white pants again. Lol.

[–]Anaract 0 points1 point ago

[–]Fugglebear1 0 points1 point ago

Durian

[–]redditor174 0 points1 point ago

Everyone out there is having a successful life,and I'm just sitting here masturbating.

[–]Isleepreallylate 1 point2 points ago

There's always time to fap.

[–]stonedoddish -1 points0 points ago

[–]JKR93 1 point2 points ago

I. Cant. Stop. Reading.

[–]Broken_Paladin -4 points-3 points ago

descions? you went full retited never go full retired.

[–]klahaya 2 points3 points ago

Retited?

[–]iesvs 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, you're dumber than the OP. The word is "retard," you retard.

[–]Warlord24 -1 points0 points ago

Not sure if joking or...

[–]DrySharpie -1 points0 points ago

Descions. Yeap, time to downvote.

[–]phish92129 -1 points0 points ago

But now my paper on my Blue shirt!

Google: But why not porn?

[–]avert_your_maize -1 points0 points ago

Man and machine combined for the pursuit of digital women.

[–]j_smittz -2 points-1 points ago

Upvoted primarily on the strength of the impressively misspelt title.

[–]Devinator117 -2 points-1 points ago

Repost

[–]Seligas 1 point2 points ago

Yes, but it's a good repost.