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Fuck you drawing book. You can't tell me what I can do. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Alexbo8138 204 points205 points ago

It asked if you were capable of drawing the boat. You said no, thereby answering the question. You complied to the book like a bitch. You should have written yes then drawn a fucking dinosaur.

[–]chingchonghat 25 points26 points ago

The only anarchy here is the book's rebelling against punctuation.

[–]ciny 42 points43 points ago

you... I like your style...

[–]Fistocracy 0 points1 point ago

The question is an invitation to draw this ship, and the underlying crpytofascist patriarchal assumption is that you are damn well going to try and draw this ship. By bucking conformity and refusing to even make the attempt, Almost RPH has proven himself the Nestor motherfucking Makhno of coloring in books.

[–]TheNefariousBofar 1 point2 points ago

By fucking up the drawing you are still proving an inability to draw the dinosaur. Should've left it blank man.

[–]Alexbo8138 2 points3 points ago

But you wrote yes, therefore answering the question. Drawing the dinosaur says "Fuck you, you can't make me draw what you want."

[–]Freddaphile 61 points62 points ago

That drawing book didn't tell you anything, it asked you.

[–]xyzornat 33 points34 points ago

He doesn't need to live by your rules of what does and does not apply as a command or question. Just who do you think you are?

[–]purefloat 8 points9 points ago

You don't determine what rules OP lives by. Who do you think you are?

[–]Dragonfly28 -2 points-1 points ago

OP

[–]Saicotic 2 points3 points ago

OP just sucks at drawing.

[–]ciny 1 point2 points ago

and he actually obeyed and replied...

conformist...

[–]KlausJanVanWolfhaus 17 points18 points ago

It didn't tell you. It's questioning your drawing abilities.

[–]CapnCheezburger 0 points1 point ago

And who exactly is it to question OP's drawing abilities?

[–]deja-vu-comment 28 points29 points ago

Here is my attempt.

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[–]bfv13 3 points4 points ago

Or, "I won't."

[–]I_WILL_REPLY 4 points5 points ago

The lack of a question mark in that "question" is painful.

[–]DTM_29 6 points7 points ago

That book doesn't give a shit about your punctuation rules;

[–]I_WILL_REPLY 2 points3 points ago

twitch... twitch

[–]kutr 1 point2 points ago

"Twitch[, the mighty giant,] twitch[ed]"?

[–]I_WILL_REPLY 0 points1 point ago

wut is this i dont even

[–]TheNefariousBofar 1 point2 points ago

Breaking news story: I_WILL_REPLY doesn't reply.

[–]I_WILL_REPLY 1 point2 points ago

Breaking news story: TheNefariousBofar doesn't allow Redditors to have a life outside Reddit.

[–]Connguy 0 points1 point ago

1k+ upvotes, 17 comments. What's up r/fwa?

[–]vocaltalentz 3 points4 points ago

We don't need to conform to your upvotes:comments ratio standards!

[–]ForIvadell 0 points1 point ago

ITT: People destroying OP with semantics.

[–]CapnCheezburger 1 point2 points ago

SeMANtics. The man's hiding everywhere, looking for every opportunity to oppress us.

[–]nealski77 0 points1 point ago

Can I draw a pirate ship? Absolutely I fucking can. Will I? FUCK NO!

[–]narainey -1 points0 points ago

You tell 'em!

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