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[–]HotMayo 15 points16 points ago

Reddit has been lifting weights

[–]Magnaen 1 point2 points ago

Needs to lay off that AGH

[–]ataqa 0 points1 point ago

You mean Snoo, I guess?

[–]mixmasterteapot 7 points8 points ago

Krokus.

[–]Epifibson -1 points0 points ago

Long stick goes boom.

[–]This_guys_a_faggot 1 point2 points ago

[–]Schnix 2 points3 points ago

This looks like the picture of that horrible headache sickness, which I don't want to look up because it is horrifying.

[–]Itachi4ever 1 point2 points ago

Refer to JorgeJuarez's comment. Maybe this is what you're thinking of?

[–]sahrum 2 points3 points ago

That can't be right! A true redditor's right arm is stronger than his left, even when he's an alien!

[–]stajmw 5 points6 points ago

This is really cool.

[–]2theresq 2 points3 points ago

When I finish browsing reddit on my computer and finally go to bed, I always browse some more on my phone. I'm a bit afraid of the reddit demon. I just can't stop browsing... All these blue links... So fresh... tasty... I need them... Want them... kiss them...

[–]Bobsentme 1 point2 points ago

"After redditing"!?!

The only thing that comes after redditing is death. That's it. Ok, maybe cake. But certainly death.

[–]JorgeJuarez 1 point2 points ago

This picture reminded me of the cluster headache I have.

[–]Sparkvoltage 0 points1 point ago

Snoo's pretty fucking brolic.

[–]disappearingboy 1 point2 points ago

Weird, I never really imagined it having fur.

[–]salb3039 0 points1 point ago

This just became my Halloween iPad lock screen wallpaper!

[–]awesomebbq -2 points-1 points ago

Ugh, please don't

[–]kookat 0 points1 point ago

stayed up until 5 this morning on reddit, i can confirm this

[–]wwwyzzrd 0 points1 point ago

Can't sleep, the republicans will get me.

[–]boxes_full_of_pepe 0 points1 point ago

This is the exact reason I can't go to bed sober anymore. Mind keeps wanting stimulation if you know what I mean.

[–]Jerri_ 0 points1 point ago

This is a perfect visual representation of my most hated dream. First I dream that I had trouble falling asleep. I then dream that I was up all night browsing reddit. I wake up feeling like I couldn't sleep and stayed up all night on reddit, even after a full night's sleep.

[–]brochick 0 points1 point ago

  • how i feel at this very moment

[–]7FoldSamurai 0 points1 point ago

Who drew the picture? that an awesome pic.

[–]aaronsoco919 0 points1 point ago

Yes yes 1000 times yes

[–]Paparowski 0 points1 point ago

EDIT: You don't go to bed after redditing, because there is no such thing as "after redditing"

[–]Namyag 0 points1 point ago

I never imagined the alien being hairy.

[–]Skwerley -2 points-1 points ago

Oh boy! You found, and reposted, an image that has been altered and widely recognized as the "stumbleupon demon", and then altered again to fit the reddit alien in and remove 40% of the fucking picture! Welcome to the internet, you should go back to funnyjunk.

[–]Gavex 5 points6 points ago

original. I agree, but jeez bro why so harsh?

[–]szester 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to Reddit

[–]thrownawayd 0 points1 point ago

No, that is not the original. Where is the photo without the 'motivational' editing?

[–]Skwerley 0 points1 point ago

Probably because of the recent invasion of teenagers and internet virgins.

[–]space-bird 1 point2 points ago

The internets full of them. Get used to it.

[–]connery78 -1 points0 points ago

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

[–]DrusstheLegend 1 point2 points ago

I remember this picture describing my experience with Stumbleupon 5 years ago. Definitely a lot of similarities

[–]Talon876 0 points1 point ago

StumbleUpon was so amazing back in the day.

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[–]HyperSpaz 2 points3 points ago

Because that's what happens in the English language, as in many others.