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[–]aspankdmonkey 36 points37 points ago

Even worse when you have important things to do on the computer. I'm looking at you final draft of term paper...

[–]A-Fellow[S] 21 points22 points ago

Do it tomorrow.

[–]Condog64 5 points6 points ago

A-Fellow's got a point.

[–]jacobsnemesis 1 point2 points ago

I can't see how this logic could possibly fail.

[–]__Rainbow_Dash__ 1 point2 points ago

I can see how aspankdmonkey will fail.

[–]The_great_fuzz 10 points11 points ago

I think you mean "Procrasturbation"

[–]rndzvs 8 points9 points ago

But… iMacs have wireless mouses…

[–]0600Hours 14 points15 points ago

[–]toxicshok 4 points5 points ago

AH! I see you're quite gangster!

[–]0600Hours 14 points15 points ago

[–]TheMightyBarabajagal 2 points3 points ago

You should take this to /r/firstworldanarchists

[–]recyclops117 0 points1 point ago

And also no tower.

[–]Not_a_Wizardd 5 points6 points ago

Pretty sure that's the keyboard as seen in the second frame. Sort of being used like an extended arm in superhero flying fashion.

[–]recyclops117 0 points1 point ago

Oh wow, yeah you're right.

[–]ImNotGoodInEnglish 0 points1 point ago

Not in schools... so they can lock the wire to the desk...

[–]abcdeline 0 points1 point ago

You know plugging a USB mouse in will work though, right?

[–]LeAnimeGuy -2 points-1 points ago

so the mac just grew a tower in the last frame?

[–]xaros16 0 points1 point ago

That's a keyboard?

[–]LeAnimeGuy -1 points0 points ago

so it is ... well fuck self down voting for stupidity

[–]Rc591323 4 points5 points ago

This reminds me of: "I'm gonna do an Internet!"

[–]JamesR624 5 points6 points ago

"Well I'm gonna do a book!

Aww."

[–]Rc591323 2 points3 points ago

Desmond the moon bear! How did I get he-THE END!

[–]JamesR624 2 points3 points ago

"Hey Jimmy! Play the one about falling down the stairs!"

thunk thunk thud thud thunk thunk CRASH!

"I love it!"

[–]nick041 2 points3 points ago

It's amazing how many times I turn on my laptop with the goal of doing important things, and then I check Reddit and it all goes to shit.

[–]gorvetus -1 points0 points ago

I'm supposed to be doing a test for AP World History right now...

[–]lufraf 2 points3 points ago

On a Saturday? I'd plead the 8th if I were you.

[–]AREYOUSauRuS 1 point2 points ago

I wanna change my Window's Startup sound to a robotic voice saying "Person, grab my mouse." now.

[–]Arknell -1 points0 points ago

IT'S ALRIGHT REMEMBER YOU DO YOUR BEST WRITING UNDER PRESSURE ANYWAYS.

[–]purplegoalie1 -1 points0 points ago

At this very moment i am supposed to be doing homework but instead i'm here...Procrastination for the win!

[–]DollarsThanSense -1 points0 points ago

These days with notebook computers become within the reach of anyone who wants one, it'd be more like "touch my glass" rather than grab my mouse.

[–]HoodlumML -1 points0 points ago

**Procrasturbate

[–]xxsmokealotxx -1 points0 points ago

What is this? the intro for Reading Rainbow TNG?

[–]GentlemenQuinn -1 points0 points ago

[–]francis_0000a -1 points0 points ago

When I procrastinate, I don't hold the mouse using my left hand (even if I'm left-handed).

[–]richards2kreider 0 points1 point ago

[–]mossyskeleton -1 points0 points ago

Seriously what is it with these things?

Must be the attention-span tractor beams they implemented in the late 90's. For reals, though-- link after link, tab after tab, pic after pic, clip after clip, articles, comments, the whole shebang... what is it for? It's just a big ol' whizzy distraction. A suction hose for time and attention. It's just as bad as television. It is engineered to grab a hold on you and seduce you back whenever you stray. What is to be gained? At what point, what comment, what article can you say "enough"? Is there a bottom to this pit? Am I a child lost in the colored-ball pit, sinking deeper into this inescapable funland? Where is it taking me? It's re-wiring my brain to seek mildly interesting stimulation and the reward of clicking on orangered notifications. I'm a rat. A rat in a cage. Despite of my rage. The machines are seducing us with the contents of our own communication. They want our psychic energy. This is the Matrix. Does anyone know where I can find a pay phone? Morpheus, are you there? Are you there, Morpheus?

help me please. please help me.

[–]GeoSzef -1 points0 points ago

I am not a novicecrastinator, I AM A...... Hold on a minute, just got a text.

I AM A PROcrastinator.

[–]oh_lord_ez -1 points0 points ago

sitting in front of the computer "trying" to write a research paper but instead i'm on reddit... this post is all me

[–]Silverwave2 -1 points0 points ago

What was the original of this?

[–]nodiaque 0 points1 point ago

person grab my mouse? What does that mean? Person???? Nobody grab my mouse?

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[–]RobertAPetersen 1 point2 points ago

Well, nothing stopping one from using a wired USB mouse, and that's not a tower, that's a keyboard.

[–]RobertAPetersen 1 point2 points ago

Well, nothing stopping one from using a wired USB mouse, and that's not a tower, that's a keyboard.

[–]RobertAPetersen 1 point2 points ago

Well, nothing stopping one from using a wired USB mouse, and that's not a tower, that's a keyboard.

[–]basketcase77 -1 points0 points ago

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

It's a comic... Is it OC?

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[–]imbapwnn00b 0 points1 point ago

wat