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[–]Snarlezz 14 points15 points ago

Stomp the child. For the future.

[–]BusuB 6 points7 points ago

Oh god! Why?

[–]WiseManZero 3 points4 points ago

Nhé?

[–]Kerbobotat 2 points3 points ago

I think that child is a cultist, it seems to be chanting to the Great Old Ones.

[–]GingerBadger22 2 points3 points ago

"Throw it away. The future depends on you, sir," was the next section.

[–]zstone 0 points1 point ago

#swag

[–]Serkuuu 0 points1 point ago

Why is the doctor suddenly black on the camera?

[–]TigerElectronics 0 points1 point ago

An extreme case of Reverse-Michael Jackson

[–]sarahpalinstesticles 0 points1 point ago

Why does the baby have a bottle immediately after being born?

[–]Asiansensationz 1 point2 points ago

Kill it before it breeds

[–]Socky_McPuppet 0 points1 point ago

Re: RE: FWD: fw: re: RE: FUNNY!!

[–]7thDirection -1 points0 points ago

O dear G-d, no.

[–]billofbong0 -1 points0 points ago

F-cking h-ll.

[–]Bigman61 -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like he'll have to try again.

[–]kinglewy00 -2 points-1 points ago

Chavs will be wearing their kids around their necks like bling sooner or later.