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[–]With_tea_like_this 11 points12 points ago

Why did they change the text? I liked "You're a very handsome man!"...

[–]turboknight 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, some dickbag changed the text. The joke doesn't even make sense anymore.

[–]KulaanDoDinok 6 points7 points ago

Anyone else say this with a British accent? " 'Arold? You. Are. Beautiful."

[–]splice123 2 points3 points ago

no only you

[–]OriginalityPolice 6 points7 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Could you compliment the cook for me please? 46coms 725pts 1mo funny
I laughed much harder than necessary. 30coms 686pts 1mo funny
This is how I thought it goes. 0coms -2pts 22dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]torontoitguy 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, fuck you OP.

[–]medhop 0 points1 point ago

4th time. This is the 4th time I've seen this, I should really go outside.

[–]gnerfed 0 points1 point ago

I did some quick googling and i found OP http://www.the-leaping-lamp.com/images/nemo-dory.jpg

[–]cam_bot -2 points-1 points ago

[–]HolycowLooper -1 points0 points ago

First time seeing this. Pretty damn good.