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[–]rdldr1 64 points65 points ago

Facebook and Reddit are two entirely different sites. I don't go to Amazon to read cooking recipes.

[–]indogirl 25 points26 points ago

And I don't go to reddit to creep on my ex.

[–]phishxiii 5 points6 points ago

Although /r/gonewild is a great place to creep on the exes of others.

[–]do7com 6 points7 points ago

I've found my own ex on there...I was like hey...I know that vagina.

[–]7FoldSamurai 1 point2 points ago

Reddit is where Snoop Dogg Likes to sing his number one track "Sexual Seduction"

[–]FreshFruitCup 1 point2 points ago

This would have made me sad.

[–]do7com 0 points1 point ago

Care to explain? There is literally a sea of vagina out there...

[–]idrinkwhenimthirsty 20 points21 points ago

From a place where you choose your 'friends'... to a place where random internet people comment on your posts.

Congrats,,, well thought out. How is reddit comparable to facebook in anyway, shape or form?

[–]RiledMotherFucker 1 point2 points ago

,,,,,

[–]Grimmbles 18 points19 points ago

This is stupid. You are stupid.

[–]mr_foxhound 1 point2 points ago

It's like she thinks she really upgraded. Reddit just has the bigger hivemind.

[–]happygerbil 6 points7 points ago

What makes them mutually exclusive?

[–]Yofi 8 points9 points ago

You don't have time for both?

[–]Apostolate 1 point2 points ago

How could you possibly have time for Facebook with all the Redditing to do?

[–]MYDOGSTELLA 4 points5 points ago

Just enough time to creep on my ex. Muhahhaha.

[–]theonlychad 4 points5 points ago

Nonsense no one can ever leave Facebook.

[–]_sex_YOLOswag69 -3 points-2 points ago

wats dat?

[–]Newestmember 5 points6 points ago

Your name gave me cancer.

[–]ptgkbgte 2 points3 points ago

[–]Dared00 2 points3 points ago

Reddit

better place

Choose one. The main problem with Facebook is that people can't use it and then say it sucks.

[–]hpfanficluvr 2 points3 points ago

The Clawwwwwwwww!

[–]TheAO133 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else hear "ooOOOOOO!!!" When the opened this picture?

[–]TheOldeUltraViolence 1 point2 points ago

More of, "ooOOOOoooo"... but yes.

[–]tsirchitna 0 points1 point ago

That's how I feel about leaving my job because I just got hired someplace way better.

[–]playaslaya31 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]xantiv 0 points1 point ago

I think you misspelled digg

[–]LeonChestnut 0 points1 point ago

But Reddit is just as bad...

[–]CamilloBrillo 0 points1 point ago

OMG! Where are you gonna repost funny things that will make your non-redditor friends think, for a couple of seconds, that you are the funniest person alive?

[–]TheOldeUltraViolence 2 points3 points ago

The claw has chosen. You must go.

[–]TheAirbag 1 point2 points ago

What? You go onto facebook expecting to find interesting content? Or you expect to make friends on reddit?

[–]johnsmcjohn -2 points-1 points ago

What's this "facebook" you speak of?

[–]Joshjelly -4 points-3 points ago

Oh my God sir, you have described my life perfectly!

[–]Nh227[S] 0 points1 point ago

I am a lady, not a sir.. Sir

[–]StairwayToTruth 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for informing us of your gender, sir.

[–]aerostotle 0 points1 point ago

I remember a time when there were no girls on the internet.

[–]Dumbreddittroll -4 points-3 points ago

Facebook knows the size of your nutsack

[–]thebangoe -1 points0 points ago

FACEBOOK KNOWS ALL AND SEES ALL