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[–]BleuNuit 75 points76 points ago

[–]h0lla 9 points10 points ago

Hehe... dem crazy hockey players

[–]themooseiscool 1 point2 points ago

Oh Carlo. Now he'll be on the IR list for the Wings.

[–]mushmancat 4 points5 points ago

I totally wasn't going to wait the 3 seconds to watch that gif, so glad you said wait for it...

[–]zaroclow 3 points4 points ago

Need Source on the second one.

[–]Jonny_Watts 1 point2 points ago

Shakespeare plays hockey?

[–]7FoldSamurai 1 point2 points ago

Hey thats the same waffle that featured in Snoop DOggs film clip "Sexual Seduction"

[–]Zachary9 0 points1 point ago

Deon phaneuf and jarko ruutu... We all knew something like that was gunna happen. Lol

[–]cpnHindsight 92 points93 points ago

[–]ThEgg 11 points12 points ago

Please keep these hockey gifs coming. I am in waffle-hockey heaven.

[–]njdss4 26 points27 points ago

The syrup bottle really took me by surprise.

[–]kasparik 25 points26 points ago

Spoilers man

[–]GiantWaffle 79 points80 points ago

[–]dentttt 37 points38 points ago

Who let those guys into the arena with a box of waffles? I can barely sneak in a couple of nips with the amount of frisking we have to go through.

[–]freakinhippies 89 points90 points ago

Vancouver just lets the green men do whatever the fuck they want, basically.

[–]drawingdead0 29 points30 points ago

I'm okay with this.

[–]tijoy 6 points7 points ago

Unless its a handstand

[–]Boring_Machine 5 points6 points ago

They snuck the box in under their spandex

[–]Funkky 1 point2 points ago

Is it normal that they don't let you in with food? HP Pavilion lets you walk in with any reasonable amount of food or non-alcoholic drinks.

[–]Got_Engineers 0 points1 point ago

Who knows but YOLO

[–]ThisMakesMeMoist 5 points6 points ago

So which came first? This gif or OP's gif?

[–]grenadine_fresca_yum 5 points6 points ago

the op's GIF became really big in hockey circles.

[–]ThisMakesMeMoist 1 point2 points ago

Is it the same person in both gifs?

[–]october23sp 13 points14 points ago

No, the waffles with the green men is a reference to the Toronto fans throwing waffles on the ice when they are unhappy with their team.

[–]shadowmask 0 points1 point ago

So, like, all the time?

[–]LtZedKilla -4 points-3 points ago

Circles, I see what you did there.

[–]ulleryg 5 points6 points ago

That is a serious waste of good waffles

[–]Kniepic 0 points1 point ago

I love how the guy on the right just throws them in the air and stares at him like

"WHADUFFUUUUH IN THIS SHIT?!"

[–]idosillythings 0 points1 point ago

Your username could not be more appropriate.

[–]I_dont_like_pants -2 points-1 points ago

Username level: suiting.

[–]ProtestTheHero 28 points29 points ago

I seriously can't imagine what the actual context could possibly be, if not a flying waffle.

[–]kamosko99 19 points20 points ago

Jokinen needs no context

[–]greensy 2 points3 points ago

puck is flipped up high for a clear maybe

[–]weekminded 0 points1 point ago

working on a sneeze

[–]twotones 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing concussion and he's seeing birdies.

[–]Wombizzle 15 points16 points ago

Surprised that nobody posted this before, but here's my favorite

[–]Siznut 13 points14 points ago

[–]bigboolucas 1 point2 points ago

Oh Dale.

[–]th1nker 0 points1 point ago

Here come the dick photoshops

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 22 points23 points ago

I WANT HOCKEY BACK

[–]govtbovin3 1 point2 points ago

NOV 2 , OLLI CAN HAVE MORE WAFFLES!

[–]buckyboy2009 20 points21 points ago

Here's something related. Not a GIF, but something funnier involving the same guy.

[–]druckus 0 points1 point ago

Looks like I have a new band to listen to.

[–]StayClassynet 2 points3 points ago

Wow that's amazing. And kind of hypnotic.

[–]NotAlana 1 point2 points ago

Took me a while to realize I could control the moves.

That was lovely.

[–]mastersword83 0 points1 point ago

WAT

[–]RegularRaptor 16 points17 points ago

Hey guys, shoenice again.

[–]AlbertsShuffle 1 point2 points ago

welllllll basicalllyyyy

[–]snowcobra 2 points3 points ago

3...2...1...shoenice!

[–]njwatson32 1 point2 points ago

Sooooo baaasically a lot of people've been telling me to slam a bucket of urine.

[–]Shadax -1 points0 points ago

I think urine would be more desirable than some of the shit he has ingested in obscure quantity.

[–]boobs14 14 points15 points ago

as a proud jets fan, i can't wait to watch him play

[–]Djdp24 10 points11 points ago

as a huge fan of boobs, here's an upvote

[–]nickermell 1 point2 points ago

As a disgraced Flames fan, you're not in for much with him.

[–]Jonny_Watts 1 point2 points ago

At least you're not a Thrashers fan.....

[–]lax_and_hockey 7 points8 points ago

Olli Jokinen is one weird looking dude. Even when he just just playing, I can't look at him without cracking up.

[–]MadHatter69 28 points29 points ago

[–]skin_diver 15 points16 points ago

The original probably didn't have any text on it.

[–]Faskis -1 points0 points ago

The original in relation to what was initially posted.

[–]fuck_this_fuck_you -3 points-2 points ago

I prefer this one

[–]Numba2520 5 points6 points ago

Big Mic meal, from MackDonalds

[–]Tape2Tape 4 points5 points ago

CalgaryPuck?

[–]YzermanToLidstrom 1 point2 points ago

I think it was Watsatheo of HFboards who made the gif.

[–]THE_PUN_STOPS_NOW 4 points5 points ago

Am I the only one that clearly hears the 'OOOOOooOoH . . *crunch *

[–]gkow 5 points6 points ago

Someone sign this .gif up for preschool cause it's 5 years old.

[–]muffley 0 points1 point ago

Someone sign this .gif up for preschoolkindergarten cause it's 5 years old.

[–]Fleener 4 points5 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/ZzjbZ.gif

Easily my favorite. Probably not as funny if you don't know the players involved :\

[–]deafcon5 2 points3 points ago

You were right, it wasn't.

[–]th1nker 0 points1 point ago

No u

[–]Clown_Shoe 2 points3 points ago

I remember that thread from HF boards. The whole thing is so hilarious.

[–]Bk7 2 points3 points ago

Wow hockey gifs make me laugh a lot more than I expect.

[–]JonesBee 2 points3 points ago

[–]ZapActions-dower 3 points4 points ago

Wasn't this exact .gif posted like a week ago, with the exact same title?

[–]I_RAPE_YOUR_CHILDREN 0 points1 point ago

And I got it a few months back too.

[–]huntgrav 1 point2 points ago

So apparently hockey gifs are a thing

[–]sakri 1 point2 points ago

Out of the thousands of hockey gifs I have in my hockey gifs folder, without a doubt, this is my favourite.

[–]cafeRacr 4 points5 points ago

[–]Jonny_Watts 1 point2 points ago

This website crashed my computer with its slowness

[–]sgrace693 -1 points0 points ago

You have multiple favorite hockey gifs?

[–]dwightschrute518[S,!] 1 point2 points ago

Yes

[–]92109 2 points3 points ago

It's actually a jpg, look at the url

[–]dwightschrute518[S,!] 2 points3 points ago

Shhh...no one needs to know

[–]sli 7 points8 points ago

Y'all motherfuckers need to learn about mimetypes.

[–]dwightschrute518[S,!] 0 points1 point ago

What?

[–]dwightschrute518[S,!] 3 points4 points ago

Oh

[–]thunderplacefires 2 points3 points ago

Why are the gifs so small lately?

Obligatory: What is this? A GIF for ANTS!?!?!

[–]hypnocomment 0 points1 point ago

LEGGO MY EGO

[–]KOBRAKAI 0 points1 point ago

Every time someone posts this, I save it. This way I have a nice stock pile of waffle hockey gifs. Just in case.

[–]dwightschrute518[S,!] 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if compliment or complaint

[–]mendicant 1 point2 points ago

OLLI COW!

[–]ulleryg 0 points1 point ago

Waffles, Waffles everywhere

[–]Talltopp 0 points1 point ago

Olli is the king of .gifs

[–]thesplendor 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Andy Dwyer

[–]xacrex 0 points1 point ago

I giggled.

[–]YogisBooBoo 0 points1 point ago

I was really hoping it was going to be of the girl walking onto the ice to sing the anthems and totally busting her ass.

[–]themooseiscool 0 points1 point ago

HFboards has some photoshop talent.

[–]bumassjp 0 points1 point ago

yes

[–]jish92 1 point2 points ago

This is fucked up with or without the waffle!

[–]HeardsTheWord 0 points1 point ago

So what's the story behind this? Did he just get knocked down hard or something? He definitely looks like he's on some crazy.

[–]I_Eat_Toothpaste 0 points1 point ago

He's probably just a bit dumb from a career based on getting hit in the face.

[–]SteveX7 1 point2 points ago

"Aaaaaaeeeeeeee, eeeehhh???????, oooooooooohhhp nom nom nom."

[–]nevertellen 0 points1 point ago

local report pegged the first waffle-thrower as a 27-year-old construction worker identified only as Jack M—the same name as a tweeter sending messages as @EGGO_BOMBER. well well,,, internet delivers

[–]iamaom 0 points1 point ago

Was expecting a blue waffle version to be mentioned already. :(

[–]zaro27 1 point2 points ago

God damn do I miss the hockey. It's just not the same without the only good sport.

[–]kballa2 0 points1 point ago

Haha I love you. I'm sitting here at work at a [7] and I could barely contain my laughter. It gets more hilarious the longer you watch it.

[–]Satherton 0 points1 point ago

what the fuck is up with all the damn waffles?

[–]Zachary9 0 points1 point ago

Oli jokinen! One of the ugliest NHL players in history

[–]Langenbrunner15 1 point2 points ago

The Legend: Olli Jokinen

[–]ermagerdermah -2 points-1 points ago

Ignore everything said in the comment Yokanin! From the Calgary flames! :D

[–]toolusingmonkeys -3 points-2 points ago

Canadians love waffles!

[–]Tape2Tape 13 points14 points ago

He's from Finland

[–]The_Doctor_00 4 points5 points ago

Finland Finland Finland, the country where I want to be, pony trekking or camping, or just watching TV. Finland, Finland, Finland. It's the country for me.

[–]ulleryg 2 points3 points ago

Do Finnish love waffles? I know Runebergin tortut is wicked good

[–]447u 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]Blix3r -2 points-1 points ago

So it's your favorite repost?

[–]coffiong1 0 points1 point ago

Thought the title said "One of my favorite honkey gifs."

[–]initialgold -5 points-4 points ago

One of my least favorite reposts.

[–]SethThaDino -5 points-4 points ago

How many hockey gifs could there be?

[–]dwightschrute518[S,!] 1 point2 points ago

Tons of them

[–]I_RAPE_YOUR_CHILDREN -3 points-2 points ago

One of my favorite reposts!

[–]jkstuart12 0 points1 point ago

It puts the smile on the face.