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[–]ultragiganigga5000 620 points621 points ago

c section masterrace reporting in fuck all you sick motherfucking faggots

[–]SyncOne 269 points270 points ago

we've been touching vaginas since birth and you call us faggots?

[–]case9/sp/ 190 points191 points ago

implying touching your mom's vagina makes you not a faggot

[–]Retora 15 points16 points ago

Mothercon is quite popular to say the least.

[–]ultragiganigga5000 25 points26 points ago

you havent been touching vaginas since birth, you touched one vagina at birth. your moms. huge difference and youre still a faggot

[–]Kardlonoc 31 points32 points ago

Motherfucking Macduffs up in this bitch.

[–]supergauntlet 37 points38 points ago

I too took high school literature.

[–]Kardlonoc 13 points14 points ago

How did that go?

[–]MightyWarWren 35 points36 points ago

I WAS UNTIMELY RIPPED FROM MY MOTHER'S WOMB.

[–]Bob_Munden 13 points14 points ago

you still touched your dads dick when you slithered through his tube

[–]NoNotHimAgain 8 points9 points ago

I'm your older brother and I touched your moms clit with my noggin.

[–]Antrikshy 12 points13 points ago

motherfucking

You sure are right about that.

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[–]dragodon64 17 points18 points ago

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

[–]a_can_of_solo 0 points1 point ago

"The power of man, for none of woman born / Shall harm Macbeth"

[–]Jarnes_Bond -5 points-4 points ago

now i know how gays are born... C-sections...

[–]LemonNumber6 2 points3 points ago

Bet you were adopted. Faggot

[–]tarheel295[S] 186 points187 points ago

this comment thread is a fuckin battlezone

[–]Desinvolture 28 points29 points ago

It always is.

[–]deletecode 20 points21 points ago

Reddit needs to be more this way for this stuff.

[–]-JuJu- 47 points48 points ago

This subreddit is actually one of the few places where downvotes are properly used.

[–]beathau5 27 points28 points ago

Downvoted

[–]Orange_Astronaut 44 points45 points ago

In Korea you would have been 1 year old.

[–]hnrqoliv182 11 points12 points ago

Dammit, explanation please

[–]Orange_Astronaut 24 points25 points ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Asian_age_reckoning

[–]Kibekt/mu/ 12 points13 points ago

That's cool as fuck, everyone has the same birthday.

[–]fuckingloveunicorns 1 point2 points ago

This is like horses. Especially race horses.

[–]GabenOnCageAction 73 points74 points ago

So the octomom had an orgy inside her?

[–]cuedva 43 points44 points ago

More like a gangbang

[–]AlexeiRoquentin 19 points20 points ago

The only pussy I have ever wrecked is my mom's.

[–]mezzizle 21 points22 points ago

So technically, there is no such thing as being a virgin, unless you were born through a c section.

[–]taco69 34 points35 points ago

.. now if my girlfriend asks who I lost my virginity to, I'll proudly reply, my mom.

[–]gichebiche 70 points71 points ago

i'll reply your mom too

[–]avenx 1 point2 points ago

That means me :'(

[–]hoonmaster 1 point2 points ago

This brings up a philosophical question of whether this technically counts as doing a prego chick.

[–]CinnamonToastie 57 points58 points ago

Great use of meme arrows.

[–]maniac_man50 34 points35 points ago

Le may may arrows

[–]VeteranKamikaze 54 points55 points ago

Most of the greentexts posted here give me an internal chuckle at best, this is one of the few that made me genuinely laugh.

[–]Fartoholic 75 points76 points ago

i.e. lol

[–]TheSouthernCross 17 points18 points ago

But don't actually post that or you will be swarmed upon.

[–]fack9gag 5 points6 points ago

No, the faggots round here have figured out ways to circumvent the downvote swarm. They change it to, "10/10 would lol again". Apparently cancerous ratings stop downvotes.

[–]Stonna 6 points7 points ago

My penis is so small it probably didn't touch. So fuck you

[–]xX_c0d_qu1cksc0p3_Xx 11 points12 points ago

nothing did not less happen then this

[–]fack9gag 13 points14 points ago

Please tell me you're sarcastically mocking 10 year olds on Xbox live with your username.

[–]rib-bit 0 points1 point ago

balls still in abdomen..doesn't count

NB;DC.

[–]d-rummer -5 points-4 points ago

I hate you for this.

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[–]vaginarox 76 points77 points ago

Like this comment

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[–]Galactic777 39 points40 points ago

gay

[–]DrBendova 4 points5 points ago

C-Sections?

[–]Majil229 9 points10 points ago

Yay, my mother was gutted open to pull my demonic, twisted form from her. Like a parasite :)

[–]hexasquid 2 points3 points ago

Like in Prometheus!

[–]Majil229 -5 points-4 points ago

I don't know what that is. o_o

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[–]gthec9909/b/ 0 points1 point ago

Yes, you are, but I don't see how that's relevant to the conversation.

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[–]lol-da-mar-s-cool 28 points29 points ago

7/10 would read again!

There, fixed it for you

now its 100% faggot

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[–]RsonW/sp/ 4 points5 points ago

No, dumbass. Then the only people who could post would be people with zero downvotes in r/4chan.

[–]lol-da-mar-s-cool 0 points1 point ago

No, its just the subreddit style for deleted comments.

Now go and delete this comment and watch what it says.

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[–]TheColostomyBag 42 points43 points ago

Your comment history is an encyclopedia of shame.

[–]Deadhookersandblow/b/ 7 points8 points ago

still has positive score

how

[–]grub5000 3 points4 points ago

Is it possible he actually comments so often that the default 1 point has kept him positive?

[–]MisterLemon -1 points0 points ago

Or maybe he's a god of trolls like Ken M

[–]WaffleWarrior64 13 points14 points ago

The difference being that Ken M. is actually funny.

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[–]vaginarox 48 points49 points ago

Get out faggot

[–]WeGotOpportunity 6 points7 points ago

Let me guess:

WINCEST

?

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