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[–]FluxPhoenix 306 points307 points ago

I don't even understand how this face happens without trying.

[–]triggs27 241 points242 points ago

Alcohol?

[–]Eddicus 186 points187 points ago

Case closed.

[–]ReVo5000 106 points107 points ago

Now bring the dancing lobsters.

[–]SharkMan4real 20 points21 points ago

[–]Bluedit5 2 points3 points ago

And now she's enjoying a career tail spin with some jail time to boot.

[–]ReVo5000 -1 points0 points ago

Someone give this Sir/Ma'am a medal.

[–]okamimila 4 points5 points ago

cringe

[–]deadcom 3 points4 points ago

I'm going to sample part of that video for a song

[–]L4cer8 1 point2 points ago

When you finish, just want to hear it.

[–]kevinproche 0 points1 point ago

My Buddy plays that song nightly at bars/Cafe's and restaurants. I Never looked at it that way... THANK YOU!!!

[–]ketostarcraft 0 points1 point ago

you are awesome!

[–]ShadowAssassinQueef 0 points1 point ago

I loved that show

[–]rickyrawesome 10 points11 points ago

Actually more likely ecstasy.

[–]CGRampage 7 points8 points ago

Why not both?

[–]SpiderDairy -5 points-4 points ago

That's what I was thinking for sure

[–]Emperor_Mao -1 points0 points ago

Nope.

[–]thermality 8 points9 points ago

Alcohol. Not even once.

[–]MoreWhiskeyPls 3 points4 points ago

Quitter.

[–]ekib 0 points1 point ago

Nope. Source: I'm drunk

[–]you_sir_are_wrong -2 points-1 points ago

not even once

[–]timmymac -3 points-2 points ago

Goodnight. That's a case closed son!!!

[–]Toxyoi 89 points90 points ago

I spent over 30mins on this. WHY.

[–]triggs27 21 points22 points ago

Didn't want to sleep anyways.

[–]1nfect3d 0 points1 point ago

i was looking for that to follow up :D

[–]FluxPhoenix 1 point2 points ago

shudder

[–]diiiii -1 points0 points ago

for science.

[–]Chuckaluffagus -3 points-2 points ago

I wanna see his face on her. For science.

[–]dejavudejavu -4 points-3 points ago

Suddenly the chicks face on that guys head reminds me of that guy with the chin and hair and the rosy cheeks and the grin. You know what guy I'm talkin' about... Right? That guy. She is that guy is what I'm tryna say here.

[–]harmdaddy -1 points0 points ago

Jeff the Killer?

[–]Godfarber 4 points5 points ago

My guess is a sneeze

[–]fam1ne 10 points11 points ago

She's holding back a monster fart?

[–]harmdaddy 7 points8 points ago

It looks like the fart was holding back a monster her.

[–]WildBananimal 9 points10 points ago

Genetics.

[–]prelic 7 points8 points ago

I'm having a hard time understanding how this face happens to this extent, even with trying.

[–]The_Real_Cats_Eye 2 points3 points ago

I'm with you. I keep seeing the ecstacy answer but that still doesn't make sense (no experience there myself). She looks like there were some genetic/mutational issues during gestation. I'm not doggin' on her, just saying.

[–]ayePALINDROMEeye 0 points1 point ago

Ecstasy.

[–]ViviFFIX 86 points87 points ago

Reminds me of that fucked up doll in Sid's room from Toy Story!

[–]SunnyD8603 56 points57 points ago

[–]sidfromts 4 points5 points ago

Ah yes, him.

[–]Pingping47 56 points57 points ago

I guess Popeye had a sister.

[–]graymachine 108 points109 points ago

Stinkeye

[–]JimmyKeepCool 7 points8 points ago

And his little brother, Browneye.

[–]Monoxboogie13 4 points5 points ago

Related to Anne Heche

[–]abvflux1 2 points3 points ago

Let's all go inside!

[–]Monoxboogie13 1 point2 points ago

Babble on Garmy strong.

[–]illaqueable 0 points1 point ago

Second degree relation

[–]Korgul 37 points38 points ago

C'mon sleepies! This way to Mordor!

[–]whiterabbits1 68 points69 points ago

I sure hope she doesn't see this......:(

[–]leftcoastchick 25 points26 points ago

I agree. I hate to be 'that guy' but ...

Scumbag Reddit - outraged over bullying. Bullies anonymous people every day.

[–]harmdaddy -2 points-1 points ago

I agree with the sentiment but I don't see anyone really bullying her in here and it looks like she's making the face on purpose.

[–]Karl_Marx_ 1 point2 points ago

If anything the person would just be embarrassed. I think "bullying" is to mentally/physically hurt someone. Besides this face is ridiculous, why is it bad that I'm laughing at it? Get off your high horse.

[–]RadiantDark 27 points28 points ago

I bet she's tagged was tagged in it... What's faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture? NOTHING.

[–]dukec 48 points49 points ago

Me.

... :(

[–]Lignum 36 points37 points ago

[–]Kugar 21 points22 points ago

[–]SelectaRx 19 points20 points ago

Thanks for that. There was some confusion as to what fucking Gary Oldman that was.

[–]soulofgranola 10 points11 points ago

As someone who has not seen Hannibal, I just let out a snort of startled laughter.

[–]okamimila 1 point2 points ago

As someone who has not seen Hannibal, I just looked at that deflated eyeball thing and shuddered

[–]IdiotMD 2 points3 points ago

Gary Oldman?

[–]cpenny20 4 points5 points ago

here's your face swap http://i.imgur.com/97l0R.jpg

[–]UnEntitled 32 points33 points ago

HEUHEUHEUHEUEHEUHEUHEU

[–]warnerrr 20 points21 points ago

[–]Niggabackstabber -1 points0 points ago

EUHEUHEUHEUHEHEHEHUEHEHUEH

[–]herebezombies 7 points8 points ago

Just think if you were in that crowd and it was dark. You see a flash bulb light up someone's face for just a second and it was this. I'd fucking leave the club!

[–]Lakuz 11 points12 points ago

That imgur link text :d

[–]vestigialusername 2 points3 points ago

Salt the Snail!

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[–]Mobotto 9 points10 points ago

SALtS.png

[–]Ricsa 4 points5 points ago

Bath salts. Not even once!

[–]Freshenstein 2 points3 points ago

I think she's in the process of shitting her pants. And it's not just a little guy either. I do believe it's a three on the Bristol stool scale and weighs in at at least 12 courics. The guy in the picture realizes this and he's motioning over a friend who just happens to work at the European Fecal Standards and Measurements office and is now in the process of verifying the weight.

Also this is her brother. His name is Doofy.

[–]jarrettgrempel 5 points6 points ago

i will kill many spartans!!

[–]Thrushwillie 0 points1 point ago

[–]Mabry 1 point2 points ago

That's the face that you wake up to and swear off drinking. Right after you have a few more to forget...

[–]Emb221 2 points3 points ago

Lemme Show You Something!!!

[–]danwroy 3 points4 points ago

Aw poor lady

[–]shrugalicious 3 points4 points ago

Quasimodo: You are good to me master. I'm sorry.

Frollo: You're forgiven. But remember Quasimodo, this [Reddit] is your sanctuary.

[Frollo leaves]

Quasimodo: My sanctuary.

[–]shadowsdeath938 0 points1 point ago

So I'm officially having nightmares tonight

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[–]homerboy12345 0 points1 point ago

I will never forgive you for giving that link j_adams_13.

[–]soulofgranola -1 points0 points ago

?!

[–]homerboy12345 -1 points0 points ago

hurh?

[–]soulofgranola 3 points4 points ago

What was the link?

[–]homerboy12345 1 point2 points ago

Sorry for late reply,but it was to r/nosleep or something like that

[–]WhyPeepa -1 points0 points ago

10 girl?

[–]CGRampage 4 points5 points ago

Weed cannot fuck anyone up THAT badly.

[–]Traptin_85 1 point2 points ago

nice URL

[–]marishtar 0 points1 point ago

I don't know how much of that is her expression, and how much is just her face.

[–]RIP_Opus 0 points1 point ago

Abby Someone....

[–]Heathenforhire 1 point2 points ago

I think this explains why I have an intense hatred of people taking photgraphs of me.

[–]ThatGuy482 1 point2 points ago

Now THATS a wingman! We could all learn a few things from him.

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[–]kornflakez 0 points1 point ago

I've noticed over the years (never googled it to check) that anyone born after 1969 doesn't have one.

[–]jace_zyzzx 0 points1 point ago

Run.

[–]Evileve330 0 points1 point ago

This made me LOL

[–]NotoriousLynx 0 points1 point ago

Dennis from Sunny in Philadelphia?

[–]CashMoneyChina 1 point2 points ago

You can totally tell these people are British.

[–]CashMoneyChina 0 points1 point ago

Don't be afraid to put a pillow over her face!

[–]Jfolcik 0 points1 point ago

"Kill me."

[–]10010101 0 points1 point ago

IMaster staph { {! No my mental ittalic care blevin

[–]jordyix 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why her parents let her out of the house.

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 0 points1 point ago

Is that a polio vaccination scar?

[–]chuckwagen 1 point2 points ago

The derp is strong with this one.

[–]Glenn5110 0 points1 point ago

is that shaggy from scooby doo???!!!

[–]TenebrousP 0 points1 point ago

*mathter

[–]emaG_ehT 1 point2 points ago

The title cracked me up, wp sir.

[–]helvete1337 1 point2 points ago

Cumming Master

FTFY

[–]mingling4502 0 points1 point ago

came here to say this. good day to you

[–]SaintHypno 0 points1 point ago

At least no one on Reddit will recognize her.

[–]pinkythug 0 points1 point ago

Fix your face

[–]Gawdzillers 0 points1 point ago

That's what she said.

[–]Clearly_a_fake_name 1 point2 points ago

The title of this post made the image considerablly more funny.

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 0 points1 point ago

Someone should have lubed his fingers!

[–]Mytzylplyx 1 point2 points ago

What hump?

[–]afihavok 0 points1 point ago

Mr Bean Face.

[–]almighty_ruler 0 points1 point ago

And he's so proud of himself too.

[–]Minae 0 points1 point ago

Honey Boo Boo in ten years.

[–]Vernacularry 0 points1 point ago

Would fap to again

[–]TokenBlackKnight 0 points1 point ago

We need more hilariouse club night post like these.

[–]regrettiswhenimsober 0 points1 point ago

she has that look in her eye(s)

[–]IridescentBlade 2 points3 points ago

this needs to go on /r/photoshopbattles

[–]Cheap_Ass_Sunglasses -1 points0 points ago

[–]NakedScrub -1 points0 points ago

someone face swap this asap!

[–]CGRampage 0 points1 point ago

I don't think it's possible. There's not enough face.

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[–]FreckleException 5 points6 points ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed. I'm fairly certain that is a scar from a smallpox vaccine, though.

[–]chrisnthat 0 points1 point ago

Maybe tuberculosis jab?

[–]Flowpoke 0 points1 point ago

[–]cjgames233 -1 points0 points ago

I thought it was because she looked like old unmasked pale Darth Vader.

[–]cs132 0 points1 point ago

Face swap this bitch.

[–]NoNotHimAgain -1 points0 points ago

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!

[–]COXIMUS 1 point2 points ago

I read the title in the wrong context

[–]jimmyfromindy 1 point2 points ago

Dennis from Sunny?

[–]Biznachio 0 points1 point ago

That's what I was thinking!

[–]ContstantExcuses -1 points0 points ago

She's actually a cute girl IRL.

[–]shoryukenist 3 points4 points ago

You've met her?

[–]CGRampage 1 point2 points ago

Probably not.

[–]Learning_slowly -2 points-1 points ago

Here we go again making fun of how people look.

I am disappointed in my fellow redditors.

[–]TeddyCarter -2 points-1 points ago

The title for this post is brilliant.

[–]elzorrodorito 1 point2 points ago

Does she have a smallpox vaccine scar?

[–]MyNameIsNotJeff 1 point2 points ago

Yes which makes me think she was born in eastern Europe.

[–]DrPingu76 -2 points-1 points ago

A genuinely funny title, nice!

[–]whoawut -2 points-1 points ago

SALTS.png

[–]stevenfrijoles -3 points-2 points ago

You can't see how he has 3 fingers in her butt.

[–]ironpony -3 points-2 points ago

Wow, I would hate to wake up next to that... shudder

[–]akajay -3 points-2 points ago

That is the worst picture of someone I've ever seen.

[–]CannedSewage 3 points4 points ago

You must be new here.

[–]rackball22 -3 points-2 points ago

waiting on a face swap.....

[–]Gorski_Song -4 points-3 points ago

Damn splicers.

[–]nomim814 0 points1 point ago

Methinks someone with decent Photoshop skills should do a face swap...

Either that or have this become some weird-ass meme.

[–]hmdsynthesis -2 points-1 points ago

The picture loaded top-down for me, and I spent a good half second laughing at the guy and thinking he looked like Igor. He still does. She's just fugly in this picture.

[–]B33sting -5 points-4 points ago

I have never laughed so hard at a reddit post. Thank you for this

[–]itsemilyy458 -4 points-3 points ago

i think we found our new meme

[–]slushybear -5 points-4 points ago

Kill it with fire

[–]machlo -3 points-2 points ago

Small pox vaccine.

[–]supercali45 -3 points-2 points ago

DERRPP

[–]PuddinCup310 -3 points-2 points ago

Does anybody else think the guy looks like a white/young obama?

[–]Disregardedchaos -3 points-2 points ago

First thought at that... "O" face.

[–]van_Niets -3 points-2 points ago

Craigslist. Not even once.

[–]NoSmallTitties -2 points-1 points ago

Hahaha. Ugly people.

[–]a-dark-passenger -4 points-3 points ago

what the fuck was that?

[–]Trikuzig -4 points-3 points ago

so...very...british

[–]xhaku -4 points-3 points ago

I'll be blunt. Her arm looks like a giant dick.

[–]atomstore -4 points-3 points ago

A sneeze? Vinegar strokes?

[–]suo -4 points-3 points ago

"Dr Fronkensteen, I'm coming!"

No Young Frankenstein fans around then?

[–]Badminton -5 points-4 points ago

Do unto others before they do unto to me.

[–]CGRampage 4 points5 points ago

...what?

[–]LeckMich -4 points-3 points ago

Oh Shit! Here comes Honey Boo Boo and her Go Go juice!

[–]CGRampage 4 points5 points ago

No.

[–]OTuama -4 points-3 points ago

Which one is supposed to be Igor?