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[–]HateMachineX 231 points232 points ago

Note the small soul patch. This is flexo not Bender.

[–]tandembike 164 points165 points ago

Or is it Bender disguised as Flexo?

[–]gnarsesh 64 points65 points ago

PLOT TWIST

[–]Disconcerted 69 points70 points ago

THE SOUP THICKENS

[–]justin37013 41 points42 points ago

The plot simmers

[–]DrinkLiquidSnake 14 points15 points ago

The pot stirs

[–]thatbattleboi 5 points6 points ago

I smoke pot.

[–]SKOLJACK 18 points19 points ago

And I thought he was made in Mexico?

[–]gatonekko 2 points3 points ago

He's Mexican?! (°0°)/

[–]pretty_uncertain 59 points60 points ago

Senor Bender Bending Rodriguez. Hecho en Mexico

[–]MoroccoBotix 20 points21 points ago

Bender, think of the señoritas!

[–]The_Director 12 points13 points ago

Here have one of these free of charge.

ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ

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[–]pretty_uncertain 11 points12 points ago

I doñ't appreciate you telling me how I should write my Ñ's. I will write my Ñ's the way that I wañt, as a true griñgo.

[–]The_Director 6 points7 points ago

Oh yeah? Well, here come's an S.

[–]pretty_uncertain 8 points9 points ago

You have thwarted me. I was ñot aware that my lithp would be recogñized on the interñet.

Thumbs up to you, good thir.

[–]sreddit 11 points12 points ago

He's 40% zinc!

[–]Metlman13 9 points10 points ago

40% dolomite also

[–]drbooberry 7 points8 points ago

40% titanium too

[–]Korbit 5 points6 points ago

He is. His full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez.

[–]kevinjamez 3 points4 points ago

Bender "bending" Rodriguez.

[–]The_Knowledge 325 points326 points ago

He should start his own sheet metal warehouse, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the warehouse.

[–][deleted] 115 points116 points ago

forget the warehouse...

http://i.imgur.com/yYGRS.jpg

[–]jackdoodler 43 points44 points ago

Yup. I'm going to like this account.

[–]bjornkrage 51 points52 points ago

aaaaand it's gone.

[–]Link_to_spacedicks 24 points25 points ago

What was it?

[–]TheFluxIsThis 14 points15 points ago

The fuck, man? None of your posts link to spacedicks.

[–]Link_to_spacedicks 30 points31 points ago

Would you honestly prefer if they did?

[–]DanTheRip 15 points16 points ago

Kinda.

[–]knoxknoxknox 21 points22 points ago

[–]chin_in_da_phonebook 13 points14 points ago

fuck

[–]Horse_Guy 11 points12 points ago

that doesn't even look like instagram

[–]Mordkanin 7 points8 points ago

In fact, forget the warehouse.

Seriously. Sheet metal fabrication is proving to be highly uneconomic for my company. The only reason we're keeping the plant around is because we fucking love the instant prototyping ability. We may be moving to outside fabrication in the near future. :\ It's a shame. We have a sweet plant, and I finally learned how to use the punch (I'm 90% an EE, but I love my 10% Mech. E. stuff)

Edit: Also, air bending 1/8" Al (most of our parts, new press-brake, we only have air bending tooling) is proving to be shit compared to coining. Fracturing like hell against the grain. 1mm bend radius. Anyone have any tips? Different Al stock?

[–]tngpnchfrtbx 31 points32 points ago

[–]mondomojo 30 points31 points ago

It annoys me that the image that always goes with this quote does not correspond to the original utterance of the line. Bender said that line on the damn moon, son.

[–]LionHorse 10 points11 points ago

I know baby!

[–]Torus2112 18 points19 points ago

Shut up baby, I know it.

[–]LionHorse 8 points9 points ago

Upvoted and...I'm going to go kill myself now...

[–]passive_fist 4 points5 points ago

waits patiently for the invention of suicide booths

[–]Ireallywantto 37 points38 points ago

Your basic bending unit is made of an iron-osmium alloy, but Bender was different. Bender had an 0.04% nickel impurity.

[–]orangefly 15 points16 points ago

i thought he was part dolomite.

[–]Massuh_Nate 12 points13 points ago

40% dolomite and 40% titanium, according to himself.

[–]PintoTheBurninator 22 points23 points ago

Also 40% zinc in one episode

[–]Massuh_Nate 5 points6 points ago

He needs to get his shit straight.

[–]CatHairInYourEye 8 points9 points ago

He needs to bend his shit straight.

[–]slantview 5 points6 points ago

120% AWESOMER

[–]cobainss 4 points5 points ago

AND 40% scrap metal

[–]PintoTheBurninator 17 points18 points ago

40% dolomite

Also 40% titanium

[–]bottle_cap 3 points4 points ago

*tear Its what made me, me.

[–]LordInglip3rd 13 points14 points ago

" Naw, it's just me, Bender."

[–]Themanwhopoopsinyou 29 points30 points ago

Why did he make bender? Why not zoidberg?

[–]bri35 3 points4 points ago

[–]BryanKoala 15 points16 points ago

I AM BENDER. PLEASE INSERT GIRDER.

[–]Preposterous_Ostrich 5 points6 points ago

Oh yeah? Well bite my shiny metal ass!

[–]McStabYou 4 points5 points ago

I'm 40% sheet metal!

[–]RogueMinutes 4 points5 points ago

Does it belch fire?

[–]passive_fist 2 points3 points ago

it's not always a belch..

[–]xXMAjoRsONXx 5 points6 points ago

Neat! It's like looking at a smelly mirror.

[–]QuestiENT 5 points6 points ago

That's obviously Flexo because of the goatee.

[–]Talenel 9 points10 points ago

I am Bender please insert girder.

[–]radhack 13 points14 points ago

Take my money.

[–]dr_rocker_md[S] 16 points17 points ago

I may be able to arrange something...

[–]not_a_diet_sunkist 3 points4 points ago

Where do you insert the girder?

[–]kungfukai 3 points4 points ago

I am Bender, please insert girder

[–]Parune 3 points4 points ago

I am Bender.

Please insert girder.

[–]SRS_are_cunts 6 points7 points ago

Now all you got to do, is install the thingamachoos in it to make it brew beer.

[–]streeter5000 3 points4 points ago

I would rather he built a Leela. :(

[–]drunkenfool 15 points16 points ago

[–]BlueChilli 21 points22 points ago

....creepy.

[–]penclnck 2 points3 points ago

Please take this to a bar and have "hookers" pose with him! I will upvote that more than kittens!

[–]Beaumont21 0 points1 point ago

I am Bender, please insert gerder

[–]cpnHindsight 2 points3 points ago

I'm going to be that guy and say that the proportions aren't quite right, unfortunately.

[–]iliketelecasters 2 points3 points ago

Bite my shiny, metal ass!

[–]Hidden-Link 0 points1 point ago

"Hey, bite my shiny metal ass!"

[–]MR_WITTY_RESPONSE 15 points16 points ago

You're sorta ruined because of RES

[–]Fearnloath 1 point2 points ago

I work with sheet metal everyday and can't imagine making something that sweet!

[–]bpk11 1 point2 points ago

\m/

[–]Shkafishkafnjak 0 points1 point ago

Hi there, Josef!

[–]Hatchmaniac 0 points1 point ago

lol.. tin knickers...

[–]CarelessKrow 0 points1 point ago

So he bent some metal to make a robot that bends metal.

[–]charliebrown582 0 points1 point ago

[–]skylerl 0 points1 point ago

If he ever gets an MRI make sure he states that to the staff.

[–]mangletron 0 points1 point ago

[–]Waffletronic 1 point2 points ago

The real question is "Can it bend?"

[–]AtomicTacoCanada -1 points0 points ago

Whenever I think of a sheet metal warehouse, I think of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7vUBDWyl-Q

[–]TishraDR 0 points1 point ago

Showed it to my daughter, she wants one.

[–]PintoTheBurninator 1 point2 points ago

He should have a beer in one hand and a cigar in the other

[–]maffige 0 points1 point ago

your buddy is a bit of a bender

[–]Stites63 0 points1 point ago

A girder bender will definitely come in handy around the warehouse

[–]drakeit 0 points1 point ago

Ask him to make a Dalek for us!

[–]FuBaR1218 1 point2 points ago

WE SHOULD CALL HIM CLAMPS!!!!

[–]thelordofcheese 0 points1 point ago

That looks a lot like the tattoo on my ass...

[–]DJBBlanxx 1 point2 points ago

Please insert girder.

[–]rbcrusaders 0 points1 point ago

Free time. Also known as work.

[–]5iveby5ive 0 points1 point ago

thats. fucking. aweeeesome.

[–]IanMcAwesome 0 points1 point ago

Looks pretty good... but so help me, THAT ASS BETTER BE SHINY!!!!!

[–]itsmeRose 0 points1 point ago

This is awesome! For my son's first birthday party we are doing Robots theme, I wish I do find something this awesome for him.

[–]MojosMartini 0 points1 point ago

SHEET son, das badass...

[–]joecomposer 0 points1 point ago

Post this to r/shutupandtakemymoney.....

[–]Trisomic 0 points1 point ago

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

[–]ZAKagan 0 points1 point ago

Steel! I'm 80% Steel!

[–]gornzilla 0 points1 point ago

Is he selling these? I'd love to get one.

[–]SlipperySean 0 points1 point ago

I'm so happy that reddit pretty much universally loves futurama as much as I do. Which is a lot.

[–]AlienIntelligence 0 points1 point ago

Get back to work you jerk!

[–]wigglemonster 0 points1 point ago

I LIKE TURTLES!!!!!!

[–]starstripper 0 points1 point ago

The question is, will it bend?

[–]need_pics 0 points1 point ago

Put on ebay = lots 0' cash

[–]troubleshotgun 0 points1 point ago

The only thing left to do is to take a video of it doing the gangnam style.

[–]Natrag 0 points1 point ago

What a Bender.

[–]BryanKoala 0 points1 point ago

Bender Bending Rodriguez

[–]JDre 0 points1 point ago

I first read that as a "sheet music warehouse," and I was very confused as to why there was a robot in the building. Reread and now it's all clear though. Carry on.

[–]nmobayed 0 points1 point ago

no blackjack or hookers?

[–]Antith 0 points1 point ago

Kill all humans... Kill all humans... Hey sexy lady, you wanna kill all humans?

[–]PSteak 0 points1 point ago

Out of infinite possibilities, I don't understand why someone would devote so much time to copy an icon of pop culture.

[–]sw2de3fr4gt 0 points1 point ago

Dam that's grate.

[–]JFrizz0424 0 points1 point ago

Tell him to make the Iron Giant next.

[–]danielberube 0 points1 point ago

looks like your buddy needs to be fired.

[–]atmosphericswim 0 points1 point ago

As an inter-provincially licensed sheet metal journeyman, I can confirm this picture is impressive.

[–]The_Derpgasm 0 points1 point ago

Why not Zoidberg?

[–]MisterPhip 0 points1 point ago

"Bite my shiny metal ass!" -Scumbag Brain the millisecond I saw the photo

[–]BlueChilli 0 points1 point ago

I hope your buddy fits into that. That would make it leagues of extra awesome.

[–]jbg89 1 point2 points ago

I'm gonna make my own Bender, with blackjack and hookers!

[–]BeasKnees 0 points1 point ago

Does your buddy need a girlfriend? I might need that action figure.

[–]tondo22 0 points1 point ago

Im so..sorry, but....please...PLEASe..take my money

[–]f7b5 1 point2 points ago

"I am Bender Bending Rodriguez" ...please insert girder.

[–]beautiful_disaster11 1 point2 points ago

Shut up and take my money!

[–]omegacrunch 0 points1 point ago

His ass better be shiny enough that I can clearly see my own face on it.

[–]Catz4Karma 0 points1 point ago

That doesn't look anything like C-3PO

[–]TaxCunts 0 points1 point ago

Bite my shiny metal fuck beaten.

[–]SackFulloApplez 0 points1 point ago

The scales a bit wrong.

[–]CurrentlyErect 0 points1 point ago

r2d2?

[–]LMLYPP 0 points1 point ago

Oh. Your. God!

[–]pokekid97 0 points1 point ago

u have no life when u make a bender with a fuck the world fingers going

[–]PizzaPits 0 points1 point ago

I want one of these!!

[–]wesleyt89 0 points1 point ago

Dude.....Your'e friend has to make a Tin Man with a sheet metal cock and give it to Bubbles back in the trailer park.

[–]cassette88 0 points1 point ago

It begins

[–]pondersome 0 points1 point ago

he's gonna take over the world

[–]BearGryllzor 0 points1 point ago

why is the torso tapered?

[–]Xanshi_7 0 points1 point ago

Bender Bending Rodriguez.

[–]CatHairInYourEye 1 point2 points ago

Awesome!

His pupils should be square.

[–]Twigjit 1 point2 points ago

"REMEMBER MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

[–]WolfishReaper 0 points1 point ago

"Bite my sheet metal ass!"

[–]drinkandrun 0 points1 point ago

Where can I buy one of these? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[–]KamikazePrincess 0 points1 point ago

I can feel my steel.

[–]Musclecar123 0 points1 point ago

He needs to put a speaker inside that says "Bite my shiny metal ass"

[–]isenorcj 0 points1 point ago

bednder!

[–]SHFT 0 points1 point ago

Neat!

[–]DoctorDank 1 point2 points ago

Needs more shiny metal ass.

[–]gr0c3ry 0 points1 point ago

Get this robot some more beer!!

[–]cheetofingerz 0 points1 point ago

Is he finished? I think he should go for 3D eyes maybe add lighting and make it a kick ass stand up lamp and coat hanger or just light up statue. Either way its cool as shit!

[–]wr2633 0 points1 point ago

America still manufactures stuff?

[–]zitfarmer 0 points1 point ago

Close but no Bender.

[–]oldendaze2 1 point2 points ago

If I had this, it would go right in my living room. And then my wife would remove it the first time I left the house and bury it somewhere never to be seen again. But still, in my living room it would go!

[–]sushi_noodle 0 points1 point ago

shut up and take my karma!

[–]AllUltima 0 points1 point ago

Well, so far we have a body. And as a software engineer with a Masters in AI, I volunteer to code the AI. We just need a computer engineer for his computing hardware and an engineer to rig up his joints with motors and whatnot. But by our powers combined, he shall become Flexo! (Or maybe bender disguised as Flexo)

[–]Flipstylenemesis 0 points1 point ago

If he comes with black jacks and hookers then his Bender.

[–]why_not_fandy 0 points1 point ago

Does he ferment every tear or just tears of human suffering?

[–]spectre1006 0 points1 point ago

bite my shiny metal ass!

[–]Ihabk 0 points1 point ago

"Im gonna make my own Bender, with black jack and hookers"

[–]ShitFlingingApe 0 points1 point ago

How do I get one?!?? Shut up and take my money!!!!

[–]shipman 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna start my own sheet metal warehouse. With hookers and blackjack!

[–]nbyevu 0 points1 point ago

does he work at Two Brothers Scrap Metal? I hope so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6uywNTlinY

[–]rikashiku 0 points1 point ago

Making himself a best friend to abuse him? Lucky bastard.

[–]CanCer_LanCer 0 points1 point ago

Bite my shiny metal ass.

[–]YOLO_SWAG8447 0 points1 point ago

wow thats so gay

[–]lisabadcat 0 points1 point ago

The pupils should be squares, but I'd still eat a sandwich from its compartment.

[–]DanIsSuperCool 0 points1 point ago

We're gunna start our own sheet metal warehouse with blackjack and hookers

[–]moswald 0 points1 point ago

Before I clicked that, I really, really hoped it was going to be an Iron Man suit.

Not disappointed.

[–]GiveMeSomeMoreGravy 0 points1 point ago

When I was back in highschool, my tech wing had a bender they made that they placed around the school to scare people.

[–]dec0y 1 point2 points ago

A bit disappointed that we cannot see his shiny metal ass in this picture.

[–]olblue22 0 points1 point ago

If you look closely, you can see the goatee.

[–]Ronin_90 0 points1 point ago

Why not Zoidberg??

[–]Snowblindyeti 0 points1 point ago

Well fuck now I know what they're doing back there when I'm waiting an hour for a single damn pallet.

[–]solebluesoul 0 points1 point ago

worst.sexdoll.ever.

[–]viethoaiphan 0 points1 point ago

[–]daskrip 0 points1 point ago

illusionary world

[–]voucher420 0 points1 point ago

Pimpmobile...

[–]ragemaster_21 0 points1 point ago

I'll make my own bender this time with no blackjack and hookers

[–]CecilThunder 1 point2 points ago

I'm a friend of your crafty friend. Another picture of bender. Kinda trippy seeing something on the facespace show up on the front page.

[–]jrjr0524 0 points1 point ago

B-E-N-D-E-R! BENNNNNNNNDER!

[–]apester 1 point2 points ago

Hey... that's not Bender...how did Flexo get in there? Damn Flexo!

[–]Th3MadCreator 0 points1 point ago

But will it bend?

[–]Rothman182 0 points1 point ago

As a person over 12, I truly, honestly cannot comprehend how anyone else over 12 could ever find any aspect of this show funny... It's just awful in every way.

[–]jjsullivan5196 0 points1 point ago

Bite my shiny metal ass

[–]Randyh524 0 points1 point ago

He just needs to stamp it made in Mexico and put a voice box That repeats "bite my shiny metal ass!".

[–]chungabull 0 points1 point ago

Wow a real cool looking Bender you have there! Does your buddy stash Booze inside of him while he's at work? I know I would if I had this!

[–]CWarrior 0 points1 point ago

Hopefully he gets fired. I can't stand plebs.

[–]itsemilyy458 0 points1 point ago

Now people can kiss his shiny metal ass now

[–]clamps12345 0 points1 point ago

remind your friend to fix his eyes, they are supposed to have square retinas.

[–]UND3AD-1 0 points1 point ago

Uhm, coolest fucking robot ever. - drunk guy

[–]CJEEC_Studios 0 points1 point ago

You know what? I'll take this scrap metal and make my own Bender, with blackjack and hookers.

Too obvious?

[–]Samani10 0 points1 point ago

I am Bender

[–]AlixTengusa 0 points1 point ago

He should make Bendar a sign that says,"KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS!"

[–]francostine 0 points1 point ago

I'll Make my own bender, with blackjack and hookers!!

[–]BeefSmacker -1 points0 points ago

OH look another futurama reference made the front page. Reddit is soooo original and awesome.

[–]DeadlyWolf844 0 points1 point ago

thats on shiny metal ass

[–]herartsheloves 0 points1 point ago

Awesome.

[–]x1a4 0 points1 point ago

PLEASE INSERT LIQUOR!