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[–]MilkSteakHMM 98 points99 points ago

Only took 1 week for someone to repost this. Damn, I'm on reddit too much.

[–]TwoLives 27 points28 points ago

Sorry for barging in on this comment with this extraneous comment but, 28 points with 4 upvotes?! How does that work? Can someone shed some light on this?

EDIT: And as expected -- downvotes for simply asking a fucking question.

[–]cheesechimp 7 points8 points ago

Reddit has an intentional "score fuzzying" where they know exactly how many upvotes and downvotes you have, but they intentionally tell you inaccurate and inconsistent information. Usually it's less drastic than a 24 point difference thought.

[–]TwoLives 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for that. Any reason as to why they do it?

[–]BowtiesNBourbon 4 points5 points ago

To prevent bots being used to to give upvotes, driving content to the top and turning Reddit into a marketing system by companies using covert and viral marketing.

[–]_cyan 4 points5 points ago

The premise is that if I were to make a bot that upvoted or downvoted posts, or a bunch of bots, or something like that, the only way I'd know if my thing was working is by checking the vote totals on the posts. Reddit automatically makes the numbers different (but keeps the ratio more or less the same) to make it more difficult for people to make scripts that manipulate the vote totals.

[–]deltarob 1 point2 points ago

fuzzing doesnt kick in until 50 or something

[–]cheesechimp -1 points0 points ago

True, but If he saw it with a score of 28 there's a good chance that it already had a decently large number of people who voted on it.

[–]deltarob 1 point2 points ago

if he saw it with 28 and 4 upvotes that's RES lagging not fuzzing

[–]cheesechimp -1 points0 points ago

RES lagging? I'm sorry, I don't follow. Reddit sends you the number of upvotes and downvotes alongside the score, whether or not you have RES. All RES does is put a UI impact on info that part of the page source but not part of the UI. How does it lag?

[–]deltarob 0 points1 point ago

since when? It only showed up after I got RES

even if it's not RES it's still just lag from the backend

[–]cheesechimp 0 points1 point ago

If you open up a reddit page up in a browser without RES (you might have IE or Safari laying around on your computer, if you want to test this) and look at the page source you find the upvote and downvote count hidden in the HTML. For example, I just pulled one up and found this:

<div class="thing id-t1_c6p20o2 odd comment " onclick="click_thing(this)" data-fullname="t1_c6p20o2" data-ups="7" data-downs="2" >

This isn't visible without RES or opening the page source, but it's present.

[–]deltarob 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/3fO7O.jpg

nothing for me :( but HOOO BOY INTERNET EXPLORER ._.

[–]generic_0 0 points1 point ago

My RES upvote/downvote count has been totally off on a lot of posts lately. For example, yours says it's at 29 points with +36/-20

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

"...1 week...damn..."

http://i.imgur.com/BTDfw.jpg

[–]B0Boman 2 points3 points ago

I know you'll never respond Mr. [deleted], if that is your real name, but what the fish is going on here?!?

[–]_xyzzy_ 1 point2 points ago

It's new to me.

[–]withinmyown 46 points47 points ago

Poor guy, the burning candle gave him flash backs of nam.

[–]shadyperson 31 points32 points ago

[–]ArsenalOwl 5 points6 points ago

That was the greatest gif I've seen today.

[–]Azumikkel 1 point2 points ago

and yesterday

[–]chuck_ 2 points3 points ago

[–]mormontroll 1 point2 points ago

File not found..

[–]Suenagaeiji 0 points1 point ago

Laughed for 10 minutes straight.

[–]Ragnalypse 10 points11 points ago

There goes the nom joke opportunity.

[–]GhettoKid 13 points14 points ago

[–]Shadax 3 points4 points ago

[–]rhetorical_twix 0 points1 point ago

Moe Sizlack was in 'Nam?

[–]g_noodle 19 points20 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Found this on my Fb feed... 6coms 31pts 1mo pics
I see your dog enjoying a birthday, and I raise you an overly emotional Pug! 3coms 73pts 2mos pics
Trust no birthday cake 8coms 123pts 2mos funny
fire.....BAD 98coms 1580pts 2mos funny
Happy Birthday! 8coms 227pts 2mos pics
My friend made a dog treat cupcake for her dog's birthday...the dog didn't touch it. 3coms 4pts 1mo aww
I've never seen such fear 85coms 1265pts 2mos aww

source: karmadecay

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 3 points4 points ago

So many lies. "Friend found this on his cousins fb"

[–]Rige 2 points3 points ago

It's possible. Their friend is a redditor, found the photo, posted it to Facebook, and then OP found it and posted it. The title is a little annoying, but whatever.

The annoying this is when they say "hey look at my dog." It's definitely not your dog.

[–]iiSeshJoiner 14 points15 points ago

Looks like Danny Devito

[–]Mink_Fingers -4 points-3 points ago

Came here to say the same thing.

[–]probablyaverage 8 points9 points ago

It is uncanny.

[–]slightlystartled 1 point2 points ago

I came here hoping someone had made a comparison pic.

edit: 11 minutes on google and I can't find a proper matching facial expression

[–]Mink_Fingers 2 points3 points ago

I was also going to say that! But then my mind told me to stop being dramatic and get a beer. But you're right, it is.

[–]Jegs 2 points3 points ago

Same, I ctrl+f'd that shit in advance. Good call.

[–]Useless_Wooden_Boy 15 points16 points ago

Oh my God. I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade.

[–]albre154 4 points5 points ago

[–]Hadi23 0 points1 point ago

[–]chryllis 7 points8 points ago

they left the oven on!

[–]Wuggy 4 points5 points ago

"Why'd they light the food on fire...? Like, who does that?"

[–]asbestosmask 1 point2 points ago

I fucking hate pugs. The snotty little wheezy bastards. Makes me want to kick them in the face again.

[–]DeLoreanMotorCars 0 points1 point ago

I would never hurt one, but I agree with the first part. They are also yappy and hyper as fuck.

[–]EKsTaZiJA 3 points4 points ago

the secret is the inbreeding

[–]pingspike 0 points1 point ago

I always think they're mid prostate exam.

[–]Stratix 1 point2 points ago

Oh shit, pug remembered that this was posted already, and some time before that, and some time before that.

[–]Soda 0 points1 point ago

Well, it just reminded me that I had forgotten to email my paper that was due an hour. So thanks I guess?

[–]CannedMango 0 points1 point ago

Only if that pug has just remembered that he forgot to pick up his kids from soccer practice… two days ago.

[–]ms_marlowe 1 point2 points ago

"Did I leave the gas on?"

[–]imjustsayin1199 0 points1 point ago

[–]LittleMissAngore 0 points1 point ago

Great Scott!

[–]down_vote_magnet 1 point2 points ago

"Oh my god. I think I forgot to bury my turd."

[–]garbhalgarbhal 0 points1 point ago

That look is called "stupidity."

[–]chiguireitor 0 points1 point ago

Steve Buscemi eyes

[–]Omar5anchez 0 points1 point ago

Definitely not the only redditor to celebrate their birthday with nobody but their pug, good thing we have each other.

[–]Zombie_Death_Vortex 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like horrifying realization. Along the lines of "I just realized is sweetened my coffee with anthrax, put the sugar in the vault, and set the anthrax in the cupboard."

[–]Zilvreen 1 point2 points ago

No, that's just the inbreeding poking through

[–]jaroberts24 0 points1 point ago

Apparently this is a repost, and I personally frown on those occurring too soon after a recent post of the same.

But, this title more than makes up for it.

[–]andrunlc 0 points1 point ago

They also belong in Whoville

[–]Schwarzwind 0 points1 point ago

Man, I slightly dislike pugs.

I mean, look at them. Stupid lookin' bastards.

[–]dreamendDischarger 0 points1 point ago

They're funny as hell in person though. The best (worst?) part is they react to attention, so if they're doing something stupid and you laugh at them, they'll keep doing it because they love the attention.

Don't think I'd ever get one for myself but my stepfather's pug is hilarious.

[–]Anal_Blueberries -1 points0 points ago

Wooh. Go reposts!

[–]RelaxingThought 0 points1 point ago

'Nam flashbacks

[–]ArsenalOwl 0 points1 point ago

My pug is thirteen years old and I'm pretty sure he's got some serious pug dementia.

So yeah, that's pretty accurate.

[–]Littlebreadcereal 0 points1 point ago

"Oh crap... They found my hiding spot for the socks. Now they feeds me fire"

[–]RedditsKittyKat 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he bet on a fart and lost.

[–]SpizyTorta 0 points1 point ago

"Oh shit... i'm cumming"

[–]ironw00d 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of young Frankenstein.

[–]TheBoyYuuu 0 points1 point ago

Shit, the body...

[–]iamnotasheep 1 point2 points ago

Well, I would make the point that the permanently shocked look of a pug is the result of just about the worst breeding of any dog breed. A pug's eyes are too large for its skull (not helped by its extremely shortened muzzle, which also leads to breathing difficulties). This means that they are not adequately supported by the eye sockets and bulge prominently. Not only are a pug's eyes hence highly prone to injury (e.g. from scratching), but they have also been known to 'pop out', for example if their neck was squeezed too hard by a choke collar. Plus they are prone to cataracts, rolling of the eyelids, inability to close eyelids, dry eyes and ultimately blindness.

Not to mention breathing issues, excessive snot production, buildup of moisture within the wrinkles( --> infections), ear infections, digestive issues, encephalitis...

TLDR: why the fuck would anybody want a pug?!!

[–]KarmaLovinThrowaway 0 points1 point ago

[–]HalfGingGhost 0 points1 point ago

..and this is the specific reason all of my work in my Printmaking class has been Pug related this semester... Because Pugs always look terrified.

[–]marley88 0 points1 point ago

...and it's absolutely terrifying!

[–]Boss_since_1990 0 points1 point ago

OH SHIT....I Just remembered i took a dump on there bed

[–]AbrahamLeanin 0 points1 point ago

is this another "Joke eel"... Because if so i am ok with it.

[–]Rradum 0 points1 point ago

MY SOUFFLÉ!!!!

[–]i_peed_on_mahself 0 points1 point ago

"I LEFT MY BABY IN THE OVEN"

[–]Rixxer 0 points1 point ago

"I forgot to turn the stove off..."

[–]Organs 1 point2 points ago

It's like the candle triggered flashbacks from 'Nam.

[–]mevsthor 0 points1 point ago

That's a pugs "I want that" stare. My pug does it all the time.

[–]Amateur_Ninja 0 points1 point ago

Can't reach fluwerbiscut- fire in way!!

[–]CyberWolfK9 0 points1 point ago

Should i find it odd that i think it looks a bit like danny devito?

[–]M7600 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, I forgot about the bees!... hey FUCK YOU BEES!

[–]Cochise-02 0 points1 point ago

Sudden Clarity Pug?

[–]TheGrandPoo-bah 0 points1 point ago

hahahahaha you couldnt have worded it better

[–]aareyes12 0 points1 point ago

"THE OVEN"

[–]saw2th_ 1 point2 points ago

I've made a huge mistake.

[–]sgwizdak 0 points1 point ago

Here's my pug recalling something he had forgotten to do:

http://i.imgur.com/K7E0N.jpg

[–]afg3696 0 points1 point ago

That or they just saw the worst thing in the world.

[–]impossibru65 0 points1 point ago

Did.... Did I leave the gas running in the stove?......

[–]RPrevolution 0 points1 point ago

Someone photoshop a physics exam under it

[–]xAngelsRampagex 0 points1 point ago

OHHHH MUHHHHHH GURDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]sexxyredhead69 0 points1 point ago

I just laughed for ten minutes..thank you!!!

[–]severeon 0 points1 point ago

"Shit, I'm wearing banana republic sunscreen..."

[–]Killzark 0 points1 point ago

I think he's having a 'Nam flashback...Seen some stuff man! Done some things!

[–]1234blahblahblah 0 points1 point ago

Those dogs are so ugly.

[–]bernando2 0 points1 point ago

i'm not sure that burrito is sitting with me...colon really hurting...oh Dog, not now...NOT NOW...

[–]PBXbox -1 points0 points ago

Looks like Hector from BrBa..Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding

[–]Travis_T_OJustice 2 points3 points ago

[–]jimmym007 -1 points0 points ago

oh my god I forgot to bury my toys

[–]Schobbo -1 points0 points ago

To me it looks like "What the fuck is that?"

[–]kramerhas -2 points-1 points ago

"I've made a huge mistake."

[–]suckadickSWAGSWAG -3 points-2 points ago

PUGS RULE!!!!!!!!!

[–]Radu20 -1 points0 points ago

I forgot to put the bins out.

[–]ericaisonreddit -2 points-1 points ago

shouldn't have put glass in the cake thinking it was the cats birthday...

[–]angeleus09 -2 points-1 points ago

Ah pugs..... yeah.

[–]DeFeet -2 points-1 points ago

To me it looks like they're just now remembering the most traumatic thing they've ever seen. Some kind of PTSD flashback.

[–]SRS_are_cunts -2 points-1 points ago

"Oh god, I forgot to pee on that tree".

[–]Starslinger 0 points1 point ago

I forgot to poop

[–]Kaileylane -2 points-1 points ago

my Boston terrier always looks this way,it kills me everyday:) love me some brachycephalic dogs.

[–]adubftw 0 points1 point ago

"What if I didn't bury that bone deep enough?!"

[–]originalbeastmode -2 points-1 points ago

That's a French Bulldog

[–]Martharots 0 points1 point ago

He looks like Grumpy Cat's father.

[–]TwoLives 0 points1 point ago

CTRL F "grumpy cat", was not disappoint.

[–]Mikulicious -1 points0 points ago

"I forgot to crap today! O_O" - The Pug