Be careful who you moon [x-post from /r/pics]

AeroRandy · 2012-10-19T19:30:01+00:00

Oh, I didn't read the title before looking at the picture.

hedonismbot89 · 2012-10-19T21:27:17+00:00

My best friend is absolutely covered in hair, and has been since ~14 years old. I'd feel bad for him, but he has seemingly turned his hairiness into an asset, but I think sleeping with him would be similar to brushing up against a brillo pad, but I digress. One day, in high school, I was going to pick him up from his house so we could both go to some event together, and, of course, he was late so I honked the horn to get him to move faster. His response was to moon me from his window, however it took me about 2 seconds to realize what it was that I was looking at since it seemed like he was holding up 2 coconuts. It then dawned on me that his ass is so hairy that it looks like 2 coconuts.

TL;DR Hairy friend mooned me and his ass was so hairy that I though he was holding coconuts to the window.

forbb · 2012-10-19T19:51:48+00:00

Anyone know who drew this? I'd like to see more of their work.

Gaywallet · 2012-10-19T19:38:54+00:00

This is precisely what I thought about when I was a kid and first heard the term 'mooning' to describe that act.

Cthulhu_Bloop · 2012-10-19T21:04:45+00:00

Who needs P90X when you can just get ripped through lycanthropy? Go from skinny little dweeb to fully pumped Alpha in only 1 month!

^{^{^{^{^{warning:resultsmayvary.Requiresonetimewolfbite.Notreccommendedforpregnantandnursingwomen,andmenovertheageof65.Alsoextremelypainful.Lycanthripped™isnotresponsibleforanyinjuryordeathcausedbyangrymobs,contactwithsilver,ordracula.Ifyourtransformationlastsformorethan24hourspleasenotifyadoctor.}}}}}

kennythertiger · 2012-10-19T21:22:04+00:00

If a werewolf shotgunned a Coors light, would it die?

OneWhoHenpecksGiants · 2012-10-19T22:24:47+00:00

And then the next set of photos becomes something from /r/yiff.

Alex_Da_Cat · 2012-10-19T19:34:53+00:00

The change from man to wolf reminds me of what the Hulk looks like infront of the rollercoaster at IOA...

Khue · 2012-10-19T21:13:27+00:00

That's no moon...

SuperKlydeFrog · 2012-10-19T20:25:08+00:00

guy A: damn, alright dude, forget i asked. you don't gotta go all aggro on me.

thediehl · 2012-10-19T21:33:20+00:00

Didn't this very thing cause Carl's death on an episode of ATHF?

Datadagger · 2012-10-19T21:15:45+00:00

No one has ever regretted their action more totally than that man

tooliatoo · 2012-10-19T22:32:35+00:00

Tis the curse of the Queerwolf.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUsXhr-FM2M&sns=em I wish I could make this stuff up....

HostileSpellCheck · 2012-10-20T00:03:52+00:00

Whom*

Snowy1234 · 2012-10-19T21:16:00+00:00

Never, ever, moon a gay parade...

DrivetrainProduction · 2012-10-19T21:07:34+00:00

This exact scene happens in a movie I saw at a local film festival:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrxMU-5_7HE

It's around the 4 minute mark

Shameless plug, our movie was also in the festival. Trailer here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tInfMuFcPzo&list=LL5EnGDyR_krZCN47wFmSeYg&feature=mh_lolz

classy_stegasaurus · 2012-10-19T21:29:02+00:00

Holy shit, I'm still laughtinf

Harold_Grundelson · 2012-10-19T21:43:47+00:00

If he'd done the batwing, would the outcome have been Dracula?

spiffies · 2012-10-19T21:45:58+00:00

If I were mooned by a girl like that, I don't think I'd be able to suppress my bestial instincts either.

mang87 · 2012-10-19T21:47:06+00:00

It looks like a werewolf reassembled a shirt and turned into a normal dude.

Kamakazi1 · 2012-10-19T21:55:54+00:00

I thought it was gonna be a rape joke. Pleasantly surprised.

magicalsealion · 2012-10-19T21:56:06+00:00

Didn't they do this on Ned's Declassified once?

looooch · 2012-10-19T21:59:40+00:00

My buddy used to moon people out the back window of the school bus. It was great mooning old ladies, random people, whoever. One day he moons this guy who starts laughing and then flashes a badge. Undercover cop. At the next bus stop the cop got out of his car and spoke with the bus driver, took my friend off the bus, yelled at him and called his parents. If I remember right he got suspended from the bus for like a week.

happyvocal · 2012-10-19T22:07:39+00:00

I didn't read the title first and I thought that the man wanted to receive anal sex from a beast but then became surprised and disappointed when the beast turned into a man.

metalmax1103 · 2012-10-19T22:17:24+00:00

Never go full moon......never.

2pacsofgum · 2012-10-19T22:23:03+00:00

He'd be alright if he just put his ass away.

neogetz · 2012-10-19T22:24:43+00:00

reminds me of a level in ouendan (possible the kibun jojo one)

lannielan · 2012-10-19T22:31:49+00:00

I want this one a t-shirt.

The_Don_Giggity · 2012-10-19T22:40:26+00:00

Don't be Carl!.

oh_no_aliens · 2012-10-19T22:48:33+00:00

I hope he brought his rape shoes!

CrazyMarmoset · 2012-10-19T22:52:32+00:00

More like be careful who you proposition for butt sex.

gmv124 · 2012-10-19T22:53:31+00:00

Looks like bricks are about to be shat

iamayam · 2012-10-19T23:06:34+00:00

That's one weird boner.

Laaksonen · 2012-10-19T23:09:00+00:00

A kid was mooning cars from the back of the bus in highschool, one time he mooned an undercover cop. Bus got pulled over and hilarity ensued.

skullk1d · 2012-10-19T23:22:19+00:00

Jesus that guy split into four! Each one more primal and wolf like than the other!

inspectormac · 2012-10-19T23:22:38+00:00

No kidding, a buddy of mine was out on his dad's boat at Shasta Lake, just outside of Redding, CA. He decided to moon another boat that was going by, because there were three or four hot girls on the boat. Turns out if was a patio boat that happened to be owned by the lake sheriff, and it was his daughter's 15th birthday party. My buddy got his shorts down far enough that his willis and doodleberries were visible, and he was in cuffs before the hour was out.

He got to know the inside of a small room pretty well, is now registered, and has a hard time getting a job. Sucks to be him, but exposing yourself to minors is a fairly hefty charge, especially when it is observed by a law enforcement official.

GodTroller · 2012-10-19T23:42:20+00:00

Someone is about to be Raped....

Brambo94 · 2012-10-19T23:46:10+00:00

"Well, I guess you could say..." (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) "...that was a pretty hairy situation." YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

goldgecko4 · 2012-10-19T23:51:09+00:00

Man, why do werewolves always have such great abs? I mean, regular wolves don't have abs like that!

I wish someone would infect ME with lycanthropy...

Genmaken · 2012-10-19T23:56:14+00:00

Is this from Twilight?

OverweightPanda · 2012-10-20T00:39:10+00:00

Homosexual wear wolves transform when turned on?

math_knight · 2012-10-20T00:53:09+00:00

noslavic · 2012-10-20T01:06:12+00:00

mooner: Am i Fucked? Lycanthrope: Yep Mooner: Shit -.-

w00tkid · 2012-10-20T02:24:34+00:00

But his eyes are covered...

Narroo · 2012-10-20T02:44:59+00:00

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hdesignsit · 2012-10-20T04:41:10+00:00

fucking brilliant mate

flyingsnorlax · 2012-10-20T04:55:55+00:00

took me longer than it should have to get it...

alt77 · 2012-10-20T05:21:33+00:00

next scene, butt sex

A_Monocle_For_Sauron · 2012-10-20T06:04:28+00:00

How do I stop a user's posts from appearing in my feed?

nbdb · 2012-10-20T06:29:28+00:00

How about we cut out the middle man and just say You'ren't

theprettiestjynx · 2012-10-19T20:39:34+00:00

Was I the only one who's first thought was that Twilight was getting even more gay? Because to me it looked like Edward and Jacob were about to sex it up in the first part of the picture...

notsoregularjoe · 2012-10-19T20:45:09+00:00

Jimmy was a different kind of Werewolf.

monkeedude1212 · 2012-10-19T19:26:21+00:00

sauce?

bobert78 · 2012-10-19T20:51:25+00:00

Werewolf rape?

obvious_stroll · 2012-10-19T20:57:44+00:00

Someone is getting laid tonight!

lichengeese · 2012-10-19T20:36:57+00:00

Be careful whom you moon.

BioGenx2b · 2012-10-19T20:35:42+00:00

Oh man, he is so fucked!

hopeisnotamethod · 2012-10-19T21:37:03+00:00

I like where this is headed!

Jota769 · 2012-10-19T21:42:37+00:00

very creative- didnt think of that one before!

slamincham23 · 2012-10-19T21:10:03+00:00

Well, that escalated quickly...

Horny_Troll · 2012-10-19T20:59:20+00:00

i never get the moon insult

is like you are a fag offering your ass to the other person

kellymoranco · 2012-10-19T19:30:06+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

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