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[–]jinek67 1 point2 points ago

Cigs is my best friend.

Cigs was there for me every time I needed him.

Cigs was there for me when I was studying for my exams.

Cigs was there for me when I found out that my Girlfriend was delayed on her period. It was a false flag but I was scared.

Cigs was there for me when it's cold outside and nobody wants to go outside the building with me and relieve some stress from work.

Cigs was the one who introduced me to a few of my now exes. He was one of the best wing-object that I ever had.

[–]tkesevrythingserious -1 points0 points ago

IMPOSSIBLE

[–]sniffingcandy -1 points0 points ago

I would smoke that cigarette like a cigarette.

[–]cosalich 0 points1 point ago

That is exactly how it happens, kids.

[–]IAMAduckimpersonator 1 point2 points ago

My father went the same way

[–]OriginalityPolice 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
It will kill you 3coms 6pts 1mo funny
am i bad for thinking this is funny? 0coms 2pts 1mo funny
Cigarettes WILL kill you. 8coms 297pts 2mos funny
They should of shown this in health class. 11coms 173pts 5mos funny
Cigarettes are bad for you. 107coms 793pts 7mos funny
Because tobacco will kill you motherfucker! 4coms 11pts 9mos WTF
Hey Ciggs! 165coms 908pts 9mos funny
CAUTION: Tobacco can kill you 1com 18pts 1yr funny
Smoking Kills 27coms 193pts 1yr pics
Cigarettes Kill 6coms 158pts 2mos WTF
Smoking kills 1com 10pts 6mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Tiny9915[S] -1 points0 points ago

Jesus Christ man, didn't know, take it easy

[–]OriginalityPolice 1 point2 points ago

I just wanted to link to all the other discussions, didn't mean to sound all complainy. Sorry.

[–]Tiny9915[S] -1 points0 points ago

ah my bad then. no worries