Sexually Assaulted Fly

genericwit · 2012-10-19T18:32:48+00:00

This is from http://threewordphrase.com/ and it is one of my favorite web comics, go check it out.

Gonzo911 · 2012-10-19T19:42:39+00:00

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!!?!?"

"Nothing, just a fly getting its salad tossed."

CheezeburgerTroll · 2012-10-19T19:22:51+00:00

I thought this said Sexully Assulted Fry

PeachFuzzzz · 2012-10-19T19:15:02+00:00

threewordphrase.com, by Ryan Pequin.

FatherMCisReal · 2012-10-19T20:36:38+00:00

All these posts seriously need link straight to www.threewordphrase.com so that I can stop downvoting them out of principal.

elpapaaaa · 2012-10-19T18:49:50+00:00

Source: http://threewordphrase.com a very recommended web comic site. Check it out!

daznificent · 2012-10-19T20:35:21+00:00

This summer I went to a bar in a sundress. I was standing at a table on the patio minding my own business talking to my friends when some guy walked by me and licked my back. That's pretty much the face I made.

apholmes · 2012-10-19T20:43:58+00:00

Credit Three Word Phrase, dude.

I-hate-reposts · 2012-10-19T19:17:46+00:00

Sexually assulted repost

StarHarvest · 2012-10-19T18:50:02+00:00

dat ass

mynameisgoose · 2012-10-19T20:01:11+00:00

I made the mistake of going to this comic, then clicking "next" while in my cubicle at work. Nearly died laughing. How unprofessional.

cycopl · 2012-10-19T21:00:33+00:00

That fly got a donk.

Magnesus · 2012-10-19T21:17:09+00:00

No IT Crowd references? Come on guys! He kissed the fly on the buttock!

ElGatoTheManCat · 2012-10-19T18:54:57+00:00

The third time I've seen this in October.

magnum3672 · 2012-10-19T19:42:08+00:00

Read that as "Sexually Assaulted Fry"... was disappointed

motha-fuckin-repost · 2012-10-19T18:33:26+00:00

those pixels

ConfusedAlways · 2012-10-19T20:16:31+00:00

AKA "Thousand year pain"

tux68 · 2012-10-19T20:19:14+00:00

In the next frame of the comic a village full of frogs take mob justice...

mi1kman_dave · 2012-10-19T20:20:02+00:00

This must be the 40th time this was reposted, but it is funny :)

TheAvoh · 2012-10-19T20:21:28+00:00

False, flies eat and poop through the same hole in their body, so they do not have a butt to lick.

alexj977 · 2012-10-19T20:31:21+00:00

This has been repost way to many times...

windowpanez · 2012-10-19T20:35:40+00:00

Thought it said: Sexually Assaulted Fry

Kitsunami · 2012-10-19T20:40:25+00:00

I read that as "Sexually Assaulted Fly" and was expecting a bizarre futurama meme.

Joseph_P_Brenner · 2012-10-19T20:40:31+00:00

What the hell is wrong with the frog's front legs?!

wee_shivers · 2012-10-19T20:40:36+00:00

such a perfect expression on the fly's face, "...just keep moving... that didn't just happen".

b4kedpie · 2012-10-19T20:41:03+00:00

NSFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

frotc914 · 2012-10-19T20:42:16+00:00

More like "lucky freebie salad toss fly"

MrKrowe · 2012-10-19T20:43:05+00:00

For every reported case, there are a hundred unreported.

Don't fear, stand up.

ImBored_YoureAmorous · 2012-10-19T20:44:45+00:00

Oh god I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks for sharing.

Lonelan · 2012-10-19T20:50:42+00:00

Fly was asking for it

bino5656 · 2012-10-19T20:50:53+00:00

I see your Sexually Assaulted Fly, and raise you a Sexually Assaulted Fry

chilidog17 · 2012-10-19T20:51:01+00:00

Repost, although funny its still a repost

NwsAt11 · 2012-10-19T21:12:15+00:00

He promised butt stuff.

MRMAGOOONTHE5 · 2012-10-19T21:31:17+00:00

Now, where exactly did the frog lick you?

http://i.imgur.com/B6kx6.jpg

armannd · 2012-10-19T21:41:17+00:00

That little fella is pretty fly for a white guy.

wookiesandwich · 2012-10-19T21:52:37+00:00

can we maybe just have one week where someone doesn't post this?

SofaCommander · 2012-10-19T21:53:20+00:00

And that, r/minecraft, is where ghasts come from.

imgonnaleavethishere · 2012-10-19T22:14:19+00:00

This made me laugh so fucking hard for some reason

mcreeves · 2012-10-19T22:19:29+00:00

Fuck, I'd never seen that before. That is fucking hilarious.

saammii9000 · 2012-10-19T22:20:27+00:00

Not sure if gusta face on him would look great!

DotishGuy · 2012-10-19T22:21:28+00:00

REPOST MOTHERFUCKER

penkap1 · 2012-10-19T22:27:51+00:00

mocking teh sexual assaultz???

I'm telling SRS!!! they are SO gonna use this to prove reddit is sexist you pig men!

Mozen · 2012-10-19T22:39:16+00:00

This gets reposted alllll the time, yet I still love it. However, I think credit should go to Ryan Pequin, who write the comic www.threewordphrase.com

SlapChopNinja · 2012-10-19T22:47:07+00:00

Well it looks like that frog got its fill...and so did the fly.

Roshinsky · 2012-10-19T23:07:04+00:00

The funniest part is the face of the frog as the fly flies away

StarFox_xpert · 2012-10-19T23:18:51+00:00

After i finished pissing i could drink it? yes i've always wanted to be like Bear Grills!

DeathToPennies · 2012-10-19T23:34:29+00:00

I don't even mind the repost. If it's made it this far, people don't mind.

But to not give credit to the artist... Wow.

ninjagrover · 2012-10-19T23:40:07+00:00

Wow, that tongue really got deep in there huh..

b1gtym1n · 2012-10-19T23:47:04+00:00

I feel violated by how many times this has been reposted and made front page.

pearldrum1 · 2012-10-19T23:53:01+00:00

Am I doing this right? http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/11rwo6/i_see_your_sexually_assaulted_fly_comic_and_raise/

sexierthanhisbrother · 2012-10-20T00:05:29+00:00

Repost repoßsssddtxß§æñjñç66

ThePlunge · 2012-10-20T00:49:51+00:00

I read this as sexually assaulted fry. I was disappoint.

emmasmomma13 · 2012-10-20T01:08:21+00:00

I'm not sure if it's because I'm sleep deprived or if this is just that funny but I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. Thank you.

batfolx · 2012-10-20T02:09:43+00:00

It's a flying potato

ryan_pequin · 2012-10-20T02:27:40+00:00

yeah i made dis

TARDISninja · 2012-10-20T02:44:15+00:00

NO ONE FLICKS ME IN THE BUTT WITHOUT MY CONSEEEEEE^{EEE^{EEE^{N^T}}}

Grungus · 2012-10-20T04:15:03+00:00

I almost always regret reading these stupid cartoons but this made me laugh.

Rubeko · 2012-10-20T05:58:13+00:00

hah this is funny

wongabird · 2012-10-19T18:08:30+00:00

Feels bad man

maddog69 · 2012-10-19T18:38:53+00:00

The slurp is the best part

unfunnyredditor · 2012-10-19T18:50:53+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/riEEU.gif

All_Out_Of_Fucks · 2012-10-19T17:59:47+00:00

If this cartoon has anything funny in it at all, it must have flown right over my head.

everflow · 2012-10-19T18:40:06+00:00

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will_at_work · 2012-10-19T19:18:42+00:00

lol @ the frog's face in the 4th panel

hapaxLegomina · 2012-10-19T19:04:01+00:00

Three months ago.

darkest_wraith · 2012-10-19T19:55:39+00:00

my goodness, that fly has some junk in the trunk

TomtheWonderDog · 2012-10-19T20:01:15+00:00

It'll take him about a month to get over that, too.

CarmenTS · 2012-10-19T20:24:03+00:00

this is sooooooo dumb..... have an upvote.

lifeinahand · 2012-10-20T00:25:32+00:00

Sorry for being this person, but jokes about a topic like this just aren't funny...

shotijs · 2012-10-19T19:35:57+00:00

as a true ent at a solid [8] I laughed some pretty 10 minutes when I saw this image. hello! :)

Grazsrootz · 2012-10-19T19:30:24+00:00

OH YEAH

xach · 2012-10-19T20:00:27+00:00

This is from Hark! A Vagrant! by Kate Beaton.

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