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Not So Happily Ever After - "Fallen Princesses" (imgur.com)

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[–]TJ_McWeaksauce 289 points290 points ago

Almost all of these were strangely amusing, except for Rapunzel. That one hurt me right in the feels.

I don't get why Red Riding Hood is overweight, though.

[–]FenrirIII 93 points94 points ago

She was always carrying a basket of food to grandma's house.

[–]TJ_McWeaksauce 68 points69 points ago

I can kinda see that. But at the same time, she's hiking through the forest.

For some reason I'm having fun over-analyzing this picture.

[–]buttguy 48 points49 points ago

No, I'm with you. There doesn't seem to be a proper thematic link between the story and the picture.

[–]insoundfromwayout 11 points12 points ago

Yeah, I got stuck on that too. Best I could do is that in the story the wolf eats her, so in the alternate-dimension-picture, she gets fat instead?

Maybe they started out trying to imply that she eats the wolf. And then added in the fast food because it wasn't obvious enough?

I don't know.

[–]burpinator 19 points20 points ago

She eats the Grandma.

[–]Swoove 0 points1 point ago

So what we're dealing with is a tragic story of Little Red Riding Hood losing her mind and devouring her grandmother, all while convincing herself it was not her fault, but that of the "wolf".

[–]CScott30 5 points6 points ago

Considering the story is a big lesson for little girls about rape I don't see the link either.

[–]vertigo1083 4 points5 points ago

It's simple.

Fat girls are less likely to get raped.

Hell?

Bah. If there is such a place, I'm sure they already gave me a title of some sort.

[–]CScott30 13 points14 points ago

Actually fat and or unattractive girls are more likely to be raped as it's a they won't report it thing because they feel no one will believe them. Rape is also more about degrading and humiliation so looks are irrelevant.

But your comment made me laugh so I'll probably see you in hell at some point.

[–]qui3tfire 3 points4 points ago

I don't know, I think rape is often a crime of opportunity...no matter what your appearance, just being in the wrong place at the wrong time could spell disaster. Like Red wandering through the dark woods all alone.

[–]horrorfetish 3 points4 points ago

No, it's pretty much a "fat ppl are bad" joke. In poor taste...

[–]HappyPuppet 1 point2 points ago

Then clearly you've never seen Into the Woods

[–]FenrirIII 2 points3 points ago

Maybe grandma died and left her a big fat inheritance which made her big and fat as well.

[–]Peaslepuff 0 points1 point ago

Eh, I didn't have a car in college so I walked everywhere - lots and lots and lots of walking - and I still put on a hundred pounds.

[–]DialSquare 1 point2 points ago

One of the main rules of weight-loss: you can't out-exercise a bad diet.

[–]Kylix_ -1 points0 points ago

It's a play on her getting eaten by the wolf. Since she's bigger in this reality, the wolf would have plenty to eat. She basically marked for death, it's just a matter of time before it happens.

[–]tyzorflybyAGAIN 1 point2 points ago

Not to mention that becoming overweight is incredibly disappointing and it alludes to the desires of the big bad wolf.

[–]buttguy 0 points1 point ago

That one time.

[–]clarque 25 points26 points ago

Yeah the Rapunzel one was a knee to the guts.

[–]baxter45 27 points28 points ago

Sleeping Beauty was pretty sad. The look on the Prince's face is so dejected.

[–]YouHadItComing 24 points25 points ago

I think everybody missed that she's supposed to be little red riding hood, so her being fat is funny.

[–]Sanity_prevails 6 points7 points ago

Jasmine is the badass bitch of them all

[–]shzadh 3 points4 points ago

Can someone explain Belle? I'm not very brights.

[–]wanderrlust 21 points22 points ago

Belle means 'beauty', hence Beauty and the beast so the picture could be implying that her desperate attempts to artificially preserve her beauty has ironically turned her into a beast. This, I'm guessing, alludes to the greater social issue about what beauty really means and how far people are willing to go to achieve that idea of beauty, when perhaps they were already beautiful all along ( like Belle probably was).

[–]Redditor8472 8 points9 points ago

I think you might have been my high school English teacher.

[–]Swoove 0 points1 point ago

Huh... I thought she just got mauled.

[–]NeedleBeetle 7 points8 points ago

To quote the disney movie, "Oh it's no wonder that her name means beauty, her looks they have no parallel."

[–]nicholieeee 3 points4 points ago

You just solved a decades worth of confusion for me. I had no idea what they were saying in that lyric. I always sang it as "dum dum dum dum means beauty...something something LOL"

[–]Lt_Dipshit 7 points8 points ago

For a second I thought she was supposed to have been mauled by Beast.

[–]TrackOne 1 point2 points ago

"Belle" is French for Beauty or Beautiful (I can't remember which).

[–]Swazzles 0 points1 point ago

"Beauty" and the beast. She's trying to hold onto her beauty.

[–]teemocil 4 points5 points ago

The plumper she is the more desirable she is for the wolf.

[–]Omfgidk756 2 points3 points ago

Well...I think its because she was known as Little Red Riding Hood, and now she is..erm..big.

[–]Gimli_The_Dwarf 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, that one didn't work. Should've been another pitiful domestic scene with the woodsman and a wolf skin carpet.

[–]siminist 0 points1 point ago

The wolf in the story is always hungry. So is she?

[–]elperroborrachotoo 1 point2 points ago

For me it was Pocahontas. I didn't even notice all the cats at first, but it was just the posture and expression of loneliness, a permanent isolation, being left behind.

For RRH - yeah, I wondered myself "fat = unhappy?"

On second look, maybe it's repeating the rites of the past in a failed attempt to relive the past. Going to the forest wiht a weeks worth of bonus food, but there's no grandmother anymore, and she wolfs down all of it so she can return with an empty basket, like alway.

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    [–]ReighIB 85 points86 points ago

    Pocahantas would love reddit.

    [–]fotorobot 17 points18 points ago

    I would totally be happy with my life if I had that many cats.

    [–]Captainnemo55555 6 points7 points ago

    Then what's stopping you? Live out your dreams, buy a cat.

    [–]theanthrope 3 points4 points ago

    And then, buy another cat.

    [–]graceless95 14 points15 points ago

    I would totally be on reality TV if I had that many cats.

    FTFY

    [–]FoghatIsAmazing 5 points6 points ago

    I thought that was a clever picture of John Smith in the background, but now that I look at it more it just looks like Isaac Newton.

    Verified that it is Isaac Newton and not John Smith

    [–]mancko 2 points3 points ago

    OK, I'll bite. Why is it Isaac Newton? I must confess I have a feeling I never saw this particular film.

    [–]rainbowplethora 3 points4 points ago

    I suspect the person making the picture thought it was John Smith.

    [–]DonLeoRaphMike 1 point2 points ago

    I'm thinking that's what happened, too. Disney's version of Smith is clean-shaven.

    [–]rainbowplethora 1 point2 points ago

    I never saw the attraction, as a kid. He's weird looking.

    [–]everyone_is_dicks 0 points1 point ago

    You mean Disney wasn't historically accurate?!

    [–]FoghatIsAmazing 1 point2 points ago

    I have absolutely no fucking clue. I only verified it with a google search since I thought it kinda looked like Newton. :-/

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      [–]sumguythere 165 points166 points ago

      I want to see Jasmine as a summer action flick.

      "She went looking for her prince, only to find him in pieces. Now she stalks the Arabian nights out for revenge against the men who did it. It's a whole new world! ... this summer, in theaters.".

      *shutupandtakemymoney

      [–]FenrirIII 55 points56 points ago

      Read this in classic voice-over guy voice and it is awesome.

      [–]sothisislife101 6 points7 points ago

      For some reason my inner "classic voice-over guy voice" has shifted to Optimus Prime ever since that movie came out.

      Still pretty damn awesome.

      [–]Colorfag 1 point2 points ago

      One shall stand. One shall fall. In theaters this summer.

      [–]emswartz 0 points1 point ago

      Great. Now I can't remember what the voice-over guy sounds like because all I can think about is Optimus Prime's voice.

      [–]catch153 0 points1 point ago

      Relevant Saudi car rodeo video

      [–]fizziebob 10 points11 points ago

      That picture was like what a Michael Bay version of Aladdin would look like

      [–]rainbowplethora 6 points7 points ago

      Strong female character in a Michael Bay film? Surely not.

      [–]fizziebob 1 point2 points ago

      Nope, just a hot girl with a gun

      [–]johnturkey 1 point2 points ago

      Not enough explosions

      [–]godofallcows 19 points20 points ago

      She also has horrible trigger discipline... and two fingers in the trigger weld. Patches on the pants? Nope. No helmet, she has what seems to be 7.62 .50 BMG ammo over her shoulders and that rifle doesn't shoot them. ಠ_ಠ

      She gon' die.

      [–]IIPadrino 9 points10 points ago

      7.62? naw, that's .50 BMG. Good luck chambering that.

      [–]godofallcows 4 points5 points ago

      You are probably right. I was quickly judging by the size of her fingers compared and assumed hers were small.

      [–]adamrthegod 2 points3 points ago

      7.62 NATO is typically linked around the thickest part of the casing, and .50 BMG is linked around the shoulder. It's .50 BMG.

      [–]godofallcows 0 points1 point ago

      Yeah I definitely see it now. Also I have never considered that a .50 round is almost the length of a harty boob.

      [–]Roadside 1 point2 points ago

      Nah guys, it's .30 cal linked - .50 BMG is much bigger than people realize.

      .50 BMG - http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4bcwxEmeS1r9khx4o1_1280.jpg

      .30 cal linked http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7187/6894685523_b09f66ccd7_z.jpg

      Both are linked around the case flare, and I doubt any Arabian princess is going to lug around a belt of .50 like that.

      *Edit - a belt of .30 is most likely for an M60 or a 1919 Browning machine gun :3

      [–]Send_It 0 points1 point ago

      I'm pretty sure there's an AR upper for .50 BMG...

      [–]ilovedrugslol 2 points3 points ago

      Trigger well.

      [–]godofallcows 1 point2 points ago

      Fucking swype.

      [–]SierraNovember1 1 point2 points ago

      She's also using a Vietnam era M16 (notice the flash surpressor), complete with 15 round plastic mag. Also worst placement of a bayonet (jabbed everytime you'd behind over). And a cloth pistol holster with button snap security!

      [–]godofallcows 1 point2 points ago

      Interesting tidbit I always loved about the M16A1: If you look at the muzzle it has teeth on it, one of the many reasons they stopped doing this at one point is because GIs were using it to tear open crates of food and stealing it. (Note this was told to me by one of my drills long ago so I can't confirm this as true at all, but I can believe)

      [–]pU8O5E439Mruz47w 1 point2 points ago

      Can you even load belt ammo in that firearm?

      Maybe she already knows, and she's carrying the belt ammo for the fixed machine guns she occasionally operates?

      [–]godofallcows 0 points1 point ago

      I mean if there was a .50 somewhere that was belt fed it would most likely be attached to a vehicle, plus it's hot as fuck in the desert and having bright brass searing your skin isn't the best in the world.

      And nope, no belt feed for that rifle. There are some machine guns that can be magazine fed, however!

      Plus those grenades... those pins are asking to be accidentally snagged by her cluttered accessories.

      [–]pU8O5E439Mruz47w 1 point2 points ago

      Yeah, I'm just taking wild guesses. Belt ammo across the chest never made much sense anyway, it's got to be all kinds of problems to carry and in a mounted machine gun it's only a couple seconds worth of ammo, right?

      [–]godofallcows 0 points1 point ago

      Well for Rambo situations it was okay, but they reloaded about once per movie so can't say much there lol. Running through the jungle and having easy ammo all over is nice.

      [–]Send_It 0 points1 point ago

      As an interesting aside, Valkyrie Armament do a belt conversion for ARs:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UIyKgSUQSM&t=49s

      [–]godofallcows 0 points1 point ago

      Damn that's pretty fucking cool. He took out the forward assist which I'm not too fond of and it looks like nice jot carbon smoke blowing toward your face, but it's not a huge part of it all. Still really interesting.

      [–]DumplingSawce 2 points3 points ago

      She should be holding an AK-47 though. Pretty sure M16 was used by the US army.

      [–]Forlarren 4 points5 points ago

      She works for Disney now so she is obviously on our side. USA USA USA!

      [–]bholmes 46 points47 points ago

      These might be funny or emotionally significant if I could get over the terrible compositing.

      [–]Answer_the_Call 2 points3 points ago

      Most are not composites.

      [–]exitstrateG[S] 65 points66 points ago

      Photos by Dina Goldstein. Source

      Edit:forgot to add the image of Ariel. fixed. Thanks to user:withoutfocus for reminding me.

      [–]Borkz 28 points29 points ago

      Most of these look like composites, not photos.

      [–]TheWhite2086 16 points17 points ago

      That's what I was thinking. All of these look like the characters have been added to the background just a little bit badly. I mean, they aren't bad, they just look a little bit out of place against the background

      [–]Borkz 12 points13 points ago

      Its the lighting. Things are lit differently with different/inconsistent shadows.

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        [–]HeyOP 0 points1 point ago

        I prefer this source.

        [–]morgueanna 134 points135 points ago

        They need Mulan working in a nail salon. Great idea for a group of photos.

        [–]FenrirIII 102 points103 points ago

        She's Chinese, not Vietnamese or Korean. Realistically she should be working in the FoxConn factory making iPhones.

        [–]McShizzL 7 points8 points ago

        or Wii U's

        [–]B_For_Bandana 4 points5 points ago

        And when she learns that men at the factory are paid more, she... starts a movement among the woman factory workers to demand equal wages. She is arrested and put in prison on faked evidence, but her story captures the attention of the international community and Amnesty International persuades the UN to pressure China to let her go. She moves to Seattle and writes a book.

        [–]MustGoOutside 56 points57 points ago

        Prince charming could definitely use a beer gut in the snow white photo.

        [–]FenrirIII 33 points34 points ago

        Then you'd probably have to add a black eye to Snow.

        [–]glaedr 45 points46 points ago

        All men who drink abuse their wives?

        [–]emperorpotatoketchup 32 points33 points ago

        of course

        [–]buttguy 16 points17 points ago

        Not neccesarily, but these pictures seem to be going for over the top shock and sadness. So why not add it on?

        [–]runsoutofspace 2 points3 points ago

        Snow! Snow Snow!

        [–]runsoutofspace 4 points5 points ago

        Dammit. Snow looks weird now.

        [–]popfart1998 0 points1 point ago

        She has claw-like feet

        [–]Todomanna 7 points8 points ago

        There should also be three more babies.

        [–]Lareit 6 points7 points ago

        To add, snow white should have 7 children of ages 9 and under to complete her theme.

        [–]MustGoOutside -1 points0 points ago

        You. I like you.

        [–]hazeyrayy 14 points15 points ago

        Can someone explain to me why Pocahontas has a framed picture of Isaac Newton?

        [–]mamamamaa 12 points13 points ago

        since he's over a square frame, it's actually a Pascal

        [–]B_For_Bandana 3 points4 points ago

        Apart from everything else, Newton lived like two generations after Pocahontas.

        [–]sublimnl 21 points22 points ago

        Ariel

        http://i.imgur.com/v801F.jpg

        [–]MrWeirdlust 5 points6 points ago

        I was expecting this. Well done sir.

        [–]Captainnemo55555 1 point2 points ago

        Actually looks really tasty.

        [–]Esploratore 9 points10 points ago

        I love Pocahontas one. That couch looks really comfy.

        [–]fancycephalopod 4 points5 points ago

        That one depressed the hell out of me. More than the rest, actually.

        [–]marakolama 19 points20 points ago

        Someone explain Belle to me. Did Beast fuck we up or does she want surgery to look like the beast?

        [–]faranv 82 points83 points ago

        I think she's trying to live up to the image of 'beauty'.

        [–]CheekySprite 3 points4 points ago

        I thought so at first, but she also has a black eye. I know facial surgery, like a nose job, can give you black eyes, but it's only one eye and it's during surgery. She's clearly getting cosmetic surgery though so... Maybe it's both?...

        [–]Forlarren 5 points6 points ago

        The doctor had already done the black eye and is now just starting the other.

        [–]exitstrateG[S] 21 points22 points ago

        Hope this summary of the artist's thought process behind the photos will help: "Goldstein began to imagine Disney's perfect princesses juxtaposed with the real life challenges facing the women in her life such as illness, addiction, and self-image issues. With limited funds, Goldstein recreated classic fairy tale settings to expose (with wit, irony, and satire) the fallacious nature of female archetypes in the "real world".

        [–]designer_sunglasses 31 points32 points ago

        My understanding of this is probably lacking because I'm tired as fuck but Belle never cared much for her own beauty. She had a thirst for adventure and was a bookworm. That picture does her tremendous injustice and it makes me pretty mad because I loved Beauty and the Beast.

        [–]KnockedUpGinger 26 points27 points ago

        agree I could see Cinderella more as the plastic surgery junkie.

        A more reasonable portrayal of belle would be as the abused wife.

        [–]Saibh 3 points4 points ago

        Why? Her beauty is inconsequential to her character. None of the Disney Princesses have beauty that matters to them, personally. It's usually just significant to everyone else. I guess a better one for Cinderella is having to deal with unwanted advances and molesters--after all, Prince Charming is so stricken by her beauty he sends a fucking brigade after her to drag her back to him. At least the Prince only happened to come across Snow White and Prince Phillip was deliberately invited.

        [–]mrbooze 0 points1 point ago

        Beauty is often seemingly inconsequential to the people that have it, while they have it.

        Cinderella cared very much about having a beautiful dress in order to meet the handsome prince. She had to be "transformed" and made more attractive to achieve her dreams, so I would agree the plastic surgery one would seem to fit better there. I mean, I dont' know why she would be hanging out in a bar in her not-raggy dress with a bunch of gold miners.

        Belle as the abused wife who thinks she can change the abusive jerk does seem more fitting if one was trying to screw around with Disney princess themes for some reason.

        Not sure what to do with adult Merida. I guess show her head being held aloft by an executioner only to then fall out of the elaborate wig it turns out she was wearing. (Yes, this was a real thing.)

        [–]Saibh 0 points1 point ago

        Cinderella cared very much about having a beautiful dress in order to meet the handsome prince.

        Nope. Her intention was never to meet the prince. She didn't even realize she had met him when she did. Her intention was to have a single wonderful evening, and then go back to the loveless drudgery in servitude to her stepfamily. That's what she wanted. The beautiful dress was not her idea--it was a stipulation made by her stepmother unfairly, because she knew Cinderella possessed no nice dresses.

        When the dress the mice made is torn to rags, she reminds the fairy godmother that she really can't show up to a royal ball in rags. At no point did she sincerely think about how much she wanted a really nice gown and how she really wanted to marry the prince.

        I guess, for Merida, she is unwilling to accept responsibility. She enjoys the benefits of living as a princess--fine clothing, a beautiful castle, delicious food, high-quality weapons, education, etc, yet does not care to accept the responsibility, the exchange. Which would be to get married to one of the heirs of a clan to keep the country together and not in the middle of a war, which would take many innocent lives. But, nope, she really just doesn't want to get married to a guy she doesn't love. At least with Jasmine it seemed to be an heir thing, more or less.

        Not sure how that would be translated into a striking image, though. Perhaps beheaded, yes. Or a broken older woman unable to fight, adventure, etc.

        [–]mrbooze 0 points1 point ago

        With Merida, I was just making a Mary Queen of Scots joke, because of the thing with everyone discovering she was wearing a wig when the executioner lifted up her head by her hair.

        [–]Saibh 0 points1 point ago

        Well, I got the reference (you spelled it out), but I assumed it was a serious statement with an interesting reference.

        [–]mrbooze 0 points1 point ago

        I could never be entirely serious when imagining horrible fates for Disney Princesses. Almost none of them deserve that. Maybe Ariel.

        Oh, I forgot about Tiana. Maybe have Tiana staring forlornly at the hurricane-ravaged remains of her restaurant.

        [–]EvilLittleThing 0 points1 point ago

        I'm pretty sure "But we've met before! You said so yourself: once upon a dream!" doesn't count as being deliberately invited. Especially when Aurora repeatedly tries to escape his grasp.

        [–]Saibh 0 points1 point ago

        Someone hasn't seen the movie in a while.

        [–]KnockedUpGinger 0 points1 point ago

        that's true I only thought of it with her fairy godmother changing her appearance and such but then again that was due to someone else not her choice per-say.

        [–]Saibh 0 points1 point ago

        Well...exactly what does the picture with Snow White, Cinderella, and Pocahontas actually do with the picture? Jasmine and Rapunzel aren't portrayed negatively, so there's that. And Sleeping Beauty's is actually kind of touching, and is even referenced in the movie itself.

        I understand it implies something negative about her character, yeah...but it's not like it's personal.

        But, most of them don't actually reflect anything about the movies.

        [–]DeltaIndiaCharlieKil 1 point2 points ago

        I took Belle to be like Jon Hamm on 30 Rock: she doesn't care about her beauty, but if it were to fade she may realize how much she got away with because of how beautiful she was and she would go a little crazy trying to keep it.

        [–]girlyouknowitstrue 7 points8 points ago

        Belle = Beautiful in French.

        [–]Helen_Damnation 0 points1 point ago

        She looks like Janice Dickinson.

        [–]ShostInTheGhell 9 points10 points ago

        goddamn, these are depressing

        [–]exitstrateG[S] 17 points18 points ago

        I found it interesting seeing the artist take these "perfect" examples of women from the Disney universe and give them a flaw that many people face today.

        I was going to post this to /r/disney, but those people seem so happy and i didn't want to depress them like I have you. Sorry about that.

        [–]samzeros 1 point2 points ago

        Can't they get sued for pics like this?

        [–]neodiogenes 10 points11 points ago

        Satire. Fair use.

        [–]Kensin 2 points3 points ago

        But, yes, they could still be sued and financially ruined trying to defend their rights. Most people don't have the money to fight Disney in court, even when they are fully in the right in their use of the copyrighted material.

        [–]neodiogenes 1 point2 points ago

        Well, yeah sure. But ideally the courts would summarily dismiss the case.

        [–]johnturkey 0 points1 point ago

        LOL Aall these storys are from public Domain.

        [–]Greeneyesablaze 0 points1 point ago

        Looks like someone did that for you... that karma theif

        [–]buttguy -1 points0 points ago

        That's kind of what I thought. By the time I hit Repunzel I was like "Oh, it's one of these."

        [–]Riyun 5 points6 points ago

        Jasmine needs to learn some trigger discipline.

        [–]neodiogenes 2 points3 points ago

        Perhaps she's so badass she's not even looking at the guy on her left she's about to shoot?

        [–]Milday_de_Berry 22 points23 points ago

        Jasmine is the worst princess... The girl does nothing but complain and walk around dressed in see through fabric. Oh, she doesn't want to get married... wait, who's this new hot suitor? Oh, OK... Let me just fall all over him and his money and later get banged on the magical carpet after playing hard to get for 5 milliseconds.

        No automatic rifle. Jasmine is not badass. She should just be wearing a burka.

        [–]Saibh 34 points35 points ago

        Jasmine's outfit isn't see-through, just skimpy.

        She didn't want to get married to someone she didn't love.

        She didn't like "Prince Ali" at first, because he was like the others--liking her because she was hot, rich, and came with a kingdom. She was well aware she was very rich--in fact, she deceptively flirts with him, saying she's hot, a princess, and rich, so who wouldn't want her? before telling him he was too arrogant and nasty to be a prospect.

        That said, the 5 milliseconds thing is totally true. Jasmine wanted a fabulous ride. It was all about the car.

        [–]johnturkey 0 points1 point ago

        A ride and a wise cracking genie...

        [–]binermoots 6 points7 points ago

        I think this is hilarious, sorry for the downvotes.

        EDIT: Looks like the hivemind came around, never mind.

        [–]neodiogenes 1 point2 points ago

        Controversial is cool too.

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          [–]padthaichi 3 points4 points ago

          "Fallen"? Jasmine learned to defend herself, Cinderella went to a bar and had one drink, Pocahontas is single with pets (oh, the horror), Princess Whatshername explores junkyards (really, wtf was the idea behind this one?), Rapunzel is bravely facing a terminal illness, Red is overweight, Sleeping Beauty gets too much rest, Snow is a mother, and Belle can afford plastic surgery. How awful. I know the implications are meant to be more Shocking And Controversial than that, but I refuse to go for the tackiest interpretation (the Arab girl happens to become a terrorist - someone call the Imagination Police 'cause yours has run wild!) Apparently being "fallen" means living a life similar to those of real women, and that automatically means no happy endings. Right.

          [–]neoblackdragon 0 points1 point ago

          Well the Pocahontas sorta stands out given how the movie was based on a real person(while ignore the true age and looks of the people).

          Otherwise I assume the not so happily ever after and fallen are about how imperfect their lives became. It's mocking the idea that everyday is the best damn day of their lives. Though there is some range from bad to everyday life.

          [–]LLv2 0 points1 point ago

          Why is Cinderella in a bar?

          [–]johnturkey 2 points3 points ago

          To drink geeezzzz

          [–]Sanity_prevails 0 points1 point ago

          that's an elevator full of gangbanging gnomes positive!

          [–]ladyplays 0 points1 point ago

          this is fallen...?! i would much rather be packin' in camos than be that bird in a gilded cage she was in the movie!

          [–]Abe_Vigoda 0 points1 point ago

          The first one is incredibly racist.

          [–]sillieststring 1 point2 points ago

          belle looks like lana del rey.

          [–]thebbman 0 points1 point ago

          This is an awesome collection of photos.

          [–]theselumps 0 points1 point ago

          Jasmine's super badass.

          [–]lifeinahand 0 points1 point ago

          This was rather unsettling.

          [–]braclayrab 0 points1 point ago

          Jasmine should have an AK47, not an M16. Duh.

          [–]mathius123 0 points1 point ago

          As an annual pass member who goes almost every weekend and totally loves Disney, this was fantastic.

          [–]Monco123 -1 points0 points ago

          two fingers on the trigger. interesting.

          [–]KingRedBunny 0 points1 point ago

          Jasmine for the win! Rich and bad ass as fuck! Her dad's got all the oil!

          [–]Moleman69 0 points1 point ago

          Oh jasmine and her double trigger finger violation... Bitch don't give a shit.

          [–]lindsay17 1 point2 points ago

          Can someone please explain Cinderella's situation? Does she have a drinking problem or something?

          [–]mookie8 1 point2 points ago

          The Sleeping Beauty one just slayed me. Sad.

          [–]lazybutter 1 point2 points ago

          Who is the one with the mattresses? Alice?

          [–]AimlessAphid 0 points1 point ago

          At first I thought it was sleeping beauty, then she appeared a few pictures later. So I don't know either.

          Edit: It bothered me enough to look it up- the princess and the pea.

          [–]lazybutter 0 points1 point ago

          Well, that was a weird story..

          [–]AimlessAphid 0 points1 point ago

          It is! I had forgotten about it. I wake up feeling bruised and shitty every morning and I don't get any play from princes. So misleading.

          [–]Larsjaynes 0 points1 point ago

          "Little" Red Riding Hood

          [–]johnturkey 0 points1 point ago

          She still little but now shes also round.

          [–]BondoQQ 0 points1 point ago

          I don't know my Disney stories too well but, can someone explain to me the princess and the pea one?

          [–]Diogenes_DeadGod 1 point2 points ago

          i don't get Cinderella, drinking away years of mistreatment?

          [–]B_For_Bandana 1 point2 points ago

          Maybe she's supposed to be at a bowling alley? Because shoes? I don't know.

          [–]caleb1300 0 points1 point ago

          Pocahontas makes perfect sense

          [–]tickle_my_nipple -1 points0 points ago

          Belle's tits are something else...

          [–]johnturkey 0 points1 point ago

          And Fake...

          [–]AgentLamar 0 points1 point ago

          Snow White should have 7 kids.

          [–]TheMieberlake 1 point2 points ago

          No Mulan? Ok... :(

          [–]withoutfocus 1 point2 points ago

          There's an Ariel that got left out of the posted collection.

          [–]exitstrateG[S] 0 points1 point ago

          Wow, thanks for reminding me. I actually uploaded the Ariel pic but forgot to add it to the album. fixed. Thanks withoutfocus.

          [–]GrayStudios 0 points1 point ago

          Some of these are significantly darker than others. And what happened with Belle? At first I thought she got mauled, but is she getting surgery? I don't see the story connection.

          [–]juicius 0 points1 point ago

          I'd still do most of them. Even LRRH.

          [–]Captainnemo55555 0 points1 point ago

          Jasmine should have been wearing a burqa or something equally insulting.

          [–]noarmedbandit 0 points1 point ago

          this is so old, but they are very well taken :)

          [–]mattbryce2000 0 points1 point ago

          Anyone else think Snow White should have had seven kids running around?

          [–]sheeeeeez 0 points1 point ago

          What exactly is wrong with the snow white one? Having kids is a bad thing?

          [–]Signiference 0 points1 point ago

          Should be r/wtf...

          [–]secrethumorman -1 points0 points ago

          Damn. Belle's got tits.

          [–]J_Jammer 0 points1 point ago

          I enjoyed the creative endings here. Well thought out.

          Pocahontas made me laugh in an ohh..that's not good kind of way.

          [–]sourlemontop 0 points1 point ago

          http://dinagoldstein.com/fallen-princesses/
          How about we support the actual artist...? Plus, this is a repost.

          [–]quantumpsych -1 points0 points ago

          Snow White would be the hottest mom. this is an accurate portrayal.

          [–]Peaslepuff 0 points1 point ago

          I think Princess and the Pea should have been a hoarder.

          [–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

          At least Snow White's prince charming has good taste in chips.

          [–]bronkula 0 points1 point ago

          Why in the hell is little red riding hood listed as a princess?

          [–]iTz_Chanch 0 points1 point ago

          The Rapunzel one killed me. As a guy who loves long hair, and has lost a girlfriend to cancer, I can easily say that nearly made me cry.

          [–]SlateAhn 0 points1 point ago

          Twisted nonsense

          [–]nivrex 0 points1 point ago

          This stupid, wagon wheel, Roy Rogers, garage sale COFFEE TABLE.

          remembered this when I saw the Pocahantas one.

          [–]rmeddy 0 points1 point ago

          Rapunzel is really depressing.

          I didn't really get the Belle one

          [–]Rawler 0 points1 point ago

          Brilliant.

          [–]pottyaboutpotter1 1 point2 points ago

          Would have thought Snow White would have seven babies...

          [–]Bulls729 0 points1 point ago

          /r/disney

          [–]Defendership 1 point2 points ago

          Cool concepts, so-so Photoshop jobs.

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