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Do you pee in the shower? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]papthegreek 241 points242 points ago

Oh, god. If this makes the front page I'll have to admit I'm too old for Reddit now.

[–]NotaMethAddict 117 points118 points ago

pepsi_next is a serial reposter which is why this artifact got posted. Have some faith yet.

[–]HITMAN616 59 points60 points ago

Serial reposter... where's Reddit's batman when we need him? Be the batman, NotaMethAddict.

Be the batman.

[–]Isthiscreativeenough 26 points27 points ago

The downvoter reddit needs, not the one it deserves.

[–]jayseesee85 4 points5 points ago

Personally, I'd rather he be the Bateman, but that's just me.

[–]boirefish 2 points3 points ago

Master Bateman!

[–]Hanzaru 3 points4 points ago

Maybe we need a hitman that kills his parents.

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    [–]Eist 7 points8 points ago

    I loathe pepsi_next. I have him tagged, and I have never seen him post anything interesting. I just want to strangle everyone that up-votes this shit.

    [–]OriginalityPolice 2 points3 points ago

    Yup:

    title comnts points age /r/
    Do you pee in the shower? 263coms 1394pts 3mos funny

    source: karmadecay

    [–]TheChosenOne013 0 points1 point ago

    What was that serial reposter's name from around this time last year? He had multiple links on the front page at a single time and all of the comments were along the lines of "Tagged as 'reposting fucker'". I can't think of his name for the life of me.

    [–]CoIeo 0 points1 point ago

    Babyman or something like that?

    [–]TheChosenOne013 0 points1 point ago

    No no that wasn't it. At least not the one I'm thinking of. It's driving me insane.

    [–]g3no 2 points3 points ago

    Mind Virus?

    [–]SisterPhister 0 points1 point ago

    I remember him. Bleh.

    [–]Sloppy1sts 1 point2 points ago

    That doesn't change the fact that this has been upvoted almost 1500 times.

    [–]IrritatedFlower 0 points1 point ago

    GOOD JOB CALLING HIM OUT, KYLE.

    [–]KangarooLemonade 0 points1 point ago

    I think his link posts might be from a bot, he doesn't even change the titles of the posts.

    [–]apothecary1796 0 points1 point ago

    HE IS ON YOUR HORIZON

    [–]Neebat 15 points16 points ago

    I want a ban on Yahoo Answers screenshots.

    [–]mycleverusername 5 points6 points ago

    I don't understand what the problem is. This is funny. Even if it's an entirely fictional YA question, it's still funny. This is actually one of the first things on /r/funny to make me at least chuckle out loud today.

    [–]thanks2reddit 0 points1 point ago

    its funny but surprising it made the front page.

    [–]SirAdrian0000 3 points4 points ago

    It's official grandpa!

    [–]zissous4 4 points5 points ago

    annnd its on the front page

    [–]Josh_The_Boss 0 points1 point ago

    He could at least take a new screenshot of the Y! Answers question.

    [–]lasthought420 1 point2 points ago

    ready?

    [–]Fuglypump 0 points1 point ago

    it's made it pretty far, and we're not even in r/trees!

    [–]Redheadshadz -5 points-4 points ago

    I upvoted OP just because of this comment

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      [–]rscott89 12 points13 points ago

      different pipes go different places!

      [–]HandWarmer 4 points5 points ago

      Not sure if there's a joke I'm missing here...

      The pipes don't go to different places. My house has one sewer outlet that every drain joins; laundry, shower, sink, and toilet.

      [–]rscott89 5 points6 points ago

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRppqaanECA

      [–]HandWarmer 1 point2 points ago

      Ah of course!

      [–]Lamurias 0 points1 point ago

      pretty sure he was quoting seinfeld

      [–]110011001100 0 points1 point ago

      Some places they actually do

      Shower water gets recycled for flushing,etc

      [–]neotekz 2 points3 points ago

      still don't have anything to worry about unless your drink your toilet water.

      [–]VinRayd 0 points1 point ago

      Not sure if there's a joke I'm missing here...

      Gets downvoted. WTF people?

      [–]a_marine_biologist 0 points1 point ago

      It's all pipes!

      [–]smizzhfx 0 points1 point ago

      Shower/sink water = Grey Water; Toilet water = Black Water

      Black water is never recycled. In the unlikely event that your house has a grey water recycling system, it's only used for watering the garden.

      [–]catsfive 0 points1 point ago

      I'm old. I just started singing the jingle about 'Johnny Canal.'

      [–]Coffeewithcheesus 67 points68 points ago

      http://i.imgur.com/nUUGY.jpg

      [–]j_shor 60 points61 points ago

      Who the fuck does this?

      [–]MaximilianKohler 68 points69 points ago

      Not me. I never miss.

      [–]Vae-victus 18 points19 points ago

      Should use the waffle-stomp technique

      [–]tidni 0 points1 point ago

      releasing the crap and no stomping it? Ruuuude!!!

      [–]tidni 3 points4 points ago

      The fucking smell lifted by the hot water steam is priceless for the next person in the shower queue.

      [–]zoidberg005 1 point2 points ago

      Did you say that as you put on your shades David Caruso style?

      [–]RAPES_YOU_GENTLY 0 points1 point ago

      How do you keep the poo from sticking to your hand on the release?

      [–]MaximilianKohler 0 points1 point ago

      I actually don't throw mine believe it or not. I'm not a monkey. I reach over and lay it down gently in the toilet bowl so that it slides down into the water without splashing.

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        [–]Davetheinquisitive 27 points28 points ago

        i don't pee in the shower, and nobody believes me because of that picture :/

        Edit: i cannot believe how passionate some people get about urine

        [–]AREYOUSauRuS 36 points37 points ago

        You've never been in the shower and suddenly had to pee? It seems hard to believe you've never had the urge to pee in the shower.

        And if it has, what did you do? Jump out, towel off, sit down and take a piss, then get back in the shower? (Yes, sit down, cause these are not the actions of a man.)

        [–]es_aye_em 10 points11 points ago

        I'm a man, and I like to sit down to pee in my own home.

        [–]ewram 1 point2 points ago

        Reduces the risk of prostate cancer. I do it too, walk tall man, walk tall!

        [–]Sloppy1sts 2 points3 points ago

        But you're standing in the shower already. Why not just squeeze and go with it? It's not like it's an extra effort.

        [–]AREYOUSauRuS 0 points1 point ago

        To each their own. I won't judge you for that.

        [–]nilified 2 points3 points ago

        I will.

        Does his mommy let him wear rainbow unicorn berrettes in his hair?

        [–]es_aye_em 0 points1 point ago

        Find me a rainbow unicorn barrettes. I won't care if my mommy lets me wear it or not.

        [–]vigman 8 points9 points ago

        I have pissed in the toilet while standing in the shower but I have never pissed in the shower itself.

        [–]AREYOUSauRuS 10 points11 points ago

        Your bathroom is arranged for efficiency.

        [–]huge_toes 3 points4 points ago

        I've never peed in the shower... Usually I piss while waiting for the water to heat up or I just wait until after my shower. I don't take very long showers so it's not like I'm using all of my power and will to hold it in

        [–]SuperFly_PinkiePie 7 points8 points ago

        That's what I used to do; get out, towel off my legs/feet, and then relieve myself. Then, I just realized it was way more convenient to piss in the shower, plus it's a hell of a lot more fun to aim for a tiny drain. I try to not piss in the shower, but if it happens, it happens.

        [–]10thplanetwestLA 4 points5 points ago

        Same here.....I try to aim for the drain as close as possible. Not all of it makes it, but the shower water is running so it's like a constant flush the entire time. Also, it's not like I'm ever standing directly on top of the drain or near it when I shower anyway.

        [–]LarryTheSatelliteGuy[!] 15 points16 points ago

        not a big deal, its sterile and I like the taste

        [–]lazylion_ca 2 points3 points ago

        Water running... while peeing! Brilliant!!

        Wait... what about your clothes getting wet?

        [–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE 4 points5 points ago

        It streamlines my day. Get up, stumble into the shower, and piss while I apply shampoo. Toilet stop solved.

        [–]incindia 2 points3 points ago

        Now here's a question.... do women pee in the shower? Same principle, but it kinda made me wonder one day lol. And now this made me remember that conundrum...

        [–]Shadowpriest 3 points4 points ago

        Yes, women do pee in the shower too... :D

        [–]malshew 1 point2 points ago

        My old shower used to take forever to warm up. So in the morning, I'd turn on the water and would sit down. The only place to sit is the toilet. If I'm sitting on the toilet, might as well pee, especially since I just woke up.

        Now it is just habit. Turn on water, pee while I wait. By the time I'm done the water is usually warm.

        [–]wildfire18 1 point2 points ago

        That's exactly what I do, minus the sitting

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          [–]Maverick1717 4 points5 points ago

          I don't either and I'm honestly surprised by the number of people who do it.

          [–]aspbergerinparadise 1 point2 points ago

          you don't sound like much of a maverick

          [–]MJFX 2 points3 points ago

          I pee in the shower because it goes down a fucking drain just like in the toilet. Also, in the winter when taking a shower, i just pee and it feels warm down my leg. Fuck if i care.

          [–]trampus1 1 point2 points ago

          I don't either. If I have to piss during a shower I just hold it in because I have a perfectly fine bladder and would rather not piss where my feet go.

          [–]wildfire18 1 point2 points ago

          I didn't even know people pee in the shower until discovering reddit.

          [–]OhBoySam 0 points1 point ago

          Same here, I usually pee before I get in the shower and anyway I usually only shower for like 20 minutes so it's not like it would be a real struggle to hold it in.

          [–]Huh_no 0 points1 point ago

          I don't either because I like to continue to respect myself a bit and to continue enjoy being in my shower.

          [–]Eist 0 points1 point ago

          It's fun. You should try it sometime.

          [–]MOFUNKY -3 points-2 points ago

          Your a dirty fucking liar

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            [–]DoublePersonality 2 points3 points ago

            No need to talk without evidence . I made a poll .

            Have you ever peed in the shower ?

            Click one of the following options to vote :

            To note this poll doesn't need any kind of login , laying is useless .

            [–]Crawlerado 7 points8 points ago

            And it's for this reason I had a disposal installed in my shower. The waffle stomp was getting old.

            [–]Rangourthaman_ 1 point2 points ago

            Clever thinking and a lack of moral compass. I like your style.

            [–]aesu 1 point2 points ago

            Moral compasses are so pre-post-PC

            [–]gto1969jdg 0 points1 point ago

            the cloud man the cloud

            [–]SirConcision 0 points1 point ago

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaudUAHZinw

            [–]cosme_fulanito 8 points9 points ago

            Waw, this guy has a lot of reposts in his account!

            [–]HurricaneMedina 24 points25 points ago

            Do you know why I pee in the shower?

            Because peeing in the bath is fucking disgusting.

            [–]Eist 5 points6 points ago

            What about public swimming pools?

            [–]Tadpole_Jackson 12 points13 points ago

            I call that diluting the chlorine.

            [–]LancePharmstrong 1 point2 points ago

            All the good Olympic athletes do it.

            [–]GreatBigJerk 2 points3 points ago

            Extra propulsion.

            [–]foxstreet 2 points3 points ago

            My boyfriend did this once while we were in the tub together, he thought it would be funny to make a "mini volcano". I swear, the time it took for me to stand up and stumble out of the tub must be some kind of world record.

            [–]Lautreamont053 4 points5 points ago

            i only pee in the shower when i shower rest of the time i use the sink so i can wash my hand right away

            [–]_LeMonkeyFace_ 32 points33 points ago

            If you eat a lot of fiber, it's better to shit on your hand and toss it in the toilet rather than push it down the drain with your foot.

            [–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 39 points40 points ago

            Passing up a waffle-stomp? No thanks.

            [–]AREYOUSauRuS 3 points4 points ago

            I rarely ever have someone else in the office with me.... Today I do... and today I have to stumble upon this conversation. I had to stifle my laugh making me sound like a little girl tittering.

            [–]Lupinefiasco 5 points6 points ago

            I can only imagine you sounded like this.

            [–]NEPXDer 1 point2 points ago

            Are you me?

            [–]trevdak2 2 points3 points ago

            ctrl+f waffle

            wow, made it halfway down the page before seeing that.

            Not sure if that's good or bad.

            [–]Sjokomelk 6 points7 points ago

            You might be suprised to know that pushing a shit down the drain with your foot has a word; Wafflestomping.

            [–]why_fist_puppies 6 points7 points ago

            And as of right now, I'm a pancake guy.

            [–]fastdub 2 points3 points ago

            That's why I bring a hand blender into the shower with me.

            [–]LancePharmstrong 1 point2 points ago

            I lived in the dorms the first time I was in college. The guys in the adjoining room shit in the shared shower. They refused to clean it up and left it for me to do. After nearly three days I couldn't take it any more so I broke down and did the cleaning job. They all laughed at me.

            [–]iFuckedJesusInDaAss 3 points4 points ago

            Oh man, you guys are missing out on Golden Showers. I love the warm feeling of pee all over my body. Especially when I pee on my girls face. It may be demeaning to some, but the fact that it is is a real turn on. What's really hot is when I'm peeing in her mouth and she's squatting and playing with herself. Sorry if I offended anybody, but it's great.

            [–]DiggV4Sucks 2 points3 points ago

            Go on...

            [–]iFuckedJesusInDaAss 0 points1 point ago

            Something also really fun is pissing at her clit close up. She really likes the sensation, because of the warmth, says it makes her body tingle, which of course makes me harder. Sometimes we take turns pissing on each other's faces, then slapping each other. This is all in the tub of course. We finish off, rather I finish off by jizzing over her p*ssy/piss and her rubbing the mix between her legs, thigh area. Depending on her mood, i might also spit on her face and call her a bitch.

            Sometimes during 69 I'll hose her face as she's giving me a BJ and I'll lick her asshole clean. Or we do a dual piss thing. Like I said before, the warmth gives everything a different sensation. I highly recommend people go try experimenting with urine.

            [–]stonespiral 1 point2 points ago

            whoa, you kinda came outta nowhere didn't ya?

            [–]red321red321 15 points16 points ago

            /r/Iam14andthisisfunny

            [–]notmewasthedog 1 point2 points ago

            damn I got suckered into that for a few minutes. slightly embarrassed but entertained.

            [–]robbiethegiant 6 points7 points ago

            Sigh Repost...

            [–]Eist 3 points4 points ago

            It's pepsi_next. You seem somewhat... surprised.

            [–]trampus1 2 points3 points ago

            I don't know which Pepsi Next to dislike more, the cola or the redditor.

            [–]mtbr311 2 points3 points ago

            It's all pipes!

            [–]Hanzaru 0 points1 point ago

            Yes I do.

            [–]inspektor71 1 point2 points ago

            As soon as I saw this thread, this was the first thing that came to mind.

            [–]grubas 0 points1 point ago

            Waffle stomp.

            [–]PompousAss 1 point2 points ago

            I only waffle stomp at the gym, because the toilets there are gross and there is always some old fat guy projectile shitting next to me.

            [–]DiggV4Sucks 0 points1 point ago

            Sorry.

            [–]Go3tt3rbot3 -2 points-1 points ago

            [quote]there is always some old fat guy projectile shitting next to me.[/quote] looooool havent heard that before!! Topic: yes

            [–]estroili 0 points1 point ago

            hate when that happens.

            [–]quartritetopanazium 0 points1 point ago

            in Brazil it's encouraged

            [–]Duneluder -1 points0 points ago

            I hate when I do a poo.

            [–]sometimesijustdont -1 points0 points ago

            WAFFLE STOMP!

            [–]opiniohated_asshole 0 points1 point ago

            Does a bear shit in the woods?

            [–]Farrellsaurous_rex02 0 points1 point ago

            :o?

            [–]bagelpirate -1 points0 points ago

            Just got caught laughing hysterically in my office from this. Showed them why and they joined in laughter. Score.

            [–]svetinha 1 point2 points ago

            http://xixinobanho.org.br/ they say its better to pee in the shower....

            [–]failspy 1 point2 points ago

            I read this in the shower and pissed myself laughing.

            [–]BloodTsunami 0 points1 point ago

            Does a bear pee in the woods?

            [–]Tunnel_Bob -1 points0 points ago

            Gotta love a good waffle stomp!

            [–]scottscottscott 1 point2 points ago

            I got suspended in middle school because I asked a substitute teacher this very question.

            [–]LancePharmstrong -1 points0 points ago

            Here is an interesting fact concerning showering with another person... If your girlfriend is in the shower with her eyes closed and soaped up hair, she'll never notice if you pee on her leg. You can do this in other places like school locker rooms, but that is just gay. It is best to stick with peeing on your girlfriend when she's not looking.

            You could pee on her anytime she's not looking, but be careful if her eyes are open. There is always a chance she'll see the golden stream going down the drain.

            [–]j1ggy 2 points3 points ago

            She'll smell it if she has a nose.

            [–]seitgeist -1 points0 points ago

            I always pee in the shower. Get out if bed, into shower and off goes the golden fountain. What's so gross about it anyway?

            [–]waterparasite 0 points1 point ago

            I think he is being sarcastic. (I hope)

            [–]minhokimme 0 points1 point ago

            I don't get it. What's so bad?

            [–]Rauwerda69 0 points1 point ago

            I love when I have to squish my poo down the drain with my toes during a shower.

            [–]Sianz63 -1 points0 points ago

            Yes I pee in the shower and whoever says that try don't is a fuckin liar.

            Side note The best cure for athletes foot? Pee on your feet Tough actin tan actin ain't got shit on pee

            [–]SoMuchTimeWasted 0 points1 point ago

            doing the poo

            heh, doing.

            [–]xBreezy 0 points1 point ago

            What are you all drinking (or not drinking), that makes your pee so potent? I pee in the shower all the time and I've never had an issue with it smelling at the time or the next day.

            [–]DeuceSevin 0 points1 point ago

            Asparapiss.

            [–]danceswithknives 0 points1 point ago

            every single time, and sometimes when I am showering.

            [–]CrispyHummingBird 0 points1 point ago

            I posted this about 3 months ago. I found it on the Random Image Generator. It got about 1400 net upvotes then.

            [–]All_Called_Abdul 1 point2 points ago

            An incredibly relevant Mitchell and Webb Look Sketch

            [–]ozone_one 0 points1 point ago

            “THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD: PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY PEE IN THE SHOWER, AND DIRTY FUCKING LIARS”

            Louie C.K.

            [–]alwaysswimming 0 points1 point ago

            This was a repost.

            [–]Drum1997 0 points1 point ago

            WAFFLE STOMP!

            [–]ShittyPainter 0 points1 point ago

            http://i.imgur.com/VbWDQ.jpg

            [–]harrydickinson 1 point2 points ago

            There are only two types of people in this world; People who pee in the shower, and fuckin' liars.

            [–]Bass_EXE 1 point2 points ago

            I use the restroom BEFORE I get in the shower

            Am I the only one who's thought this through?

            [–]ultimanium 0 points1 point ago

            If you do this to normal plumbing, it's gonna clog, I'd advise that you install a garbage disposal akin to the one in many kitchen sinks, under the shower drain.

            [–]scorexpress 0 points1 point ago

            I don't have to

            [–]nomolos619619 0 points1 point ago

            Haha I tried to upvote the comment in the picture.

            [–]Jorgemeister 0 points1 point ago

            ಥ_ಥ

            [–]Snowy1234 0 points1 point ago

            Peeing helps get rid of athletes foot

            [–]pghreddit 0 points1 point ago

            Buddy Hackett once said that Bob Newhart is so classy that he gets out of the shower to take a piss.

            [–]captainmcr 0 points1 point ago

            Every fucking time I shower.

            [–]polstevheissu 0 points1 point ago

            High school buddy lived in a college dorm for a year, he saw a piece of turd floating in a washing basinet. Yes, it got there.

            [–]Mike_Crotch 0 points1 point ago

            Sometimes i pee in my "Friends" sink like a urinal when i get really drunk. hehehe

            [–]eamantite 0 points1 point ago

            some unne

            [–]Wangwolf 1 point2 points ago

            I ALWAYS pee in the shower.

            But I've always wondered, do girls pee in the shower? If they do, do they stand while peeing or squat? If they stand, does it feel abnormal?

            So many questions to be answered.

            [–]fakerachel 4 points5 points ago

            In the interests of science:

            I am female, and I pee in the shower standing up (it never even occurred to me to squat). I guess it's more comfortable that way, and you get the nice warm trickle down your leg.

            Also, girls can pee standing up normally - they just need to learn to aim, same as guys do. In the shower it's easier just to let go and let it trickle though, unless you want to deliberately practice.

            [–]msydes -1 points0 points ago

            But on a more serious note, Girls -- do you pee in the shower?

            Guys, you either pee in the shower, or you're a liar.

            [–]REClark 1 point2 points ago

            Yeaaaah, we do.

            [–]fakerachel 0 points1 point ago

            Yep, although a lot of girls don't and will complain it's disgusting. Use caution.

            [–]rupert-j-reilly 1 point2 points ago

            No, but I pee everywhere else. RESPECT MY TERRITORY!

            [–]wajwaj41 -1 points0 points ago

            you gotta drain the main vain

            [–]lazylion_ca 0 points1 point ago

            Your attempt at proper spelling was in vain.

            [–]smizzhfx 1 point2 points ago

            It's clear his terrible spelling has struck a vein

            [–]BamBamBeano 2 points3 points ago

            there are two types of people in the world. Those that pee in the shower... and dirty filthy liars. -Louis CK.

            [–]swagmaster420yolo -3 points-2 points ago

            My swag filled piss makes my shower amazing, so of course. YOLO

            [–]spaceyraygun -1 points0 points ago

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqZYQNz0ujM

            [–]Zorbie69 1 point2 points ago

            Those assholes downvoting a funny video lots of people never seen, fuck them!

            [–]NoOne0507 -1 points0 points ago

            There are two types of people in the world. People who pee in the shower, and liars.

            [–]l337sponge -1 points0 points ago

            I piss in the shower, I piss on my feet when I do it. Every single day. I never get athletes foot because of it. If you don't believe me I don't care

            [–]mmiller2023 0 points1 point ago

            Myth, nice try though

            [–]mayorHB -2 points-1 points ago

            Only when yo mamma asks for it

            [–]zissous4 -2 points-1 points ago

            Make sure you stomp it down the drain

            [–]datums -2 points-1 points ago

            Bitch, I pee ON the shower.

            [–]bedazio -2 points-1 points ago

            Probably a small percentage of men don't pee in the shower. A friend of mine used to say: "97% of males masturbate -THIS MEANS YOU!".

            Same goes for peeing in the shower. I do it early on - thus it gets rinsed down quite thoroughly (unless hair is covering the drain). Move that hair with your foot (leaving the ultimate disposal of the hair for your spouse) and let it flow! Plus, the sound of a shower MAKES you want to pee. After a while, it becomes habit.

            [–]BOOBSANDBONGS -2 points-1 points ago

            Making shit up for fake Internet karma? Looser

            [–]BtBaM420 0 points1 point ago

            Anyone have a single valid reason to not pee in the shower?

            [–]j1ggy 0 points1 point ago

            Other than having to clean it more often, not really. You'll get the same grime you get in your toilet if you don't.

            [–]mmofan 0 points1 point ago

            It's funny. I've always peed in the shower. And then one day I was talking about it with my family. I thought this was completely normal activity, and everyone and my friends present all said it was gross.

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