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[–]jat0369 67 points68 points ago

Burning Man 2012 - Not quite the same since moving to Dallas.

[–]stupidlyugly 1 point2 points ago

That's what happens when you start having diabetic hallucinations from all that fried sugar.

[–]SlaveOne 71 points72 points ago

"Howdy folks, my britches are burnin'."

[–]gattovatto 19 points20 points ago

"Hey little fella! Whatcha doin' with that lighter... OH GOD NO!"

[–]Cozmo23The Village 12 points13 points ago

"Don't forget to wash your hanaahAHAHAHHAHHHHHHH"

[–]DMTrypOak Cliff 7 points8 points ago

tear... This one's for you, Big T. takes swig of Knob Creek with a Kraken chaser

[–]gattovatto 25 points26 points ago

They tried to end his suffering... But no one had a big enough gun. Which is a rare thing for Texas.

[–]kesinLewisville 22 points23 points ago

[–]snarkypants017 2 points3 points ago

The pic in the lower right hand corner is REALLY creepy...

[–]jollyholliday 3 points4 points ago

I feel kind of bad for thinking that's so funny.

no I don't

[–]Serving_The_NewsRowlett 18 points19 points ago

This is a sad day in Dallas.

[–]AegisinfernoPlano 17 points18 points ago

Big Tex cannot die, he will be back next year!

[–]spektr[S] 36 points37 points ago

As zombie Big Tex!

[–]NymazHurst 11 points12 points ago

"Hey kids! Big Tex now requires a yearly flesh sacrifice to continue his unholy life! Who wants to give of themselves to bring your friends fun and joy!"

[–]jeremyosborne81Plano 5 points6 points ago

I've seen this. Nicholas Csge was involved

[–]JRoch -1 points0 points ago

I went on that ride, does puke count as a sacrifice?

[–]AegisinfernoPlano 4 points5 points ago

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains

[–]Chaxie 19 points20 points ago

All I could think when I heard about this http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Usp5Dka-_AU/0.jpg

[–]antarcticgeckoNorth Dallas 6 points7 points ago

BWAAAAH

[–]phantomknightDenton 16 points17 points ago

Man, I've had a love-hate relationship with Big Tex since the first time I saw him when I was 5. The first time he spoke it scared me so bad that I refused to walk that way. A few nights later I had a dream that him and one of my toy dinosaurs were fighting at the State Fair and completely wrecked the place. I woke up and threw up in my parents bathroom.

I haven't been to the fair in a few years, but the last time I went, it was almost like I conquered my demons. I will miss this incarnation of the big fella, though.

[–]jollyholliday 9 points10 points ago

I hope you get up and tell that story at his memorial, my friend.
It was touching and hysterical.

[–]thefuncooker86Plano 29 points30 points ago

RIP Big Tex. Gonna pour some batter on the curb for my fallen homie.

[–]usernamecompromisedRichardson 29 points30 points ago

Big Tex smoke. Don't breathe this.

[–]gattovatto 12 points13 points ago

We need to organize a candle light vigil for tomorrow night.

[–]oldfatmarriedguy 21 points22 points ago

are open flames really a good idea? too soon I think.

[–]Sparling 0 points1 point ago

Probably not but you definitely need bees for the ceremony.

Sorry dallas. Didn't mean to shit on your whatever this is but I couldn't think of anything else after seeing it.

[–]oldfatmarriedguy 22 points23 points ago

THIS IS A NATIONAL TRAGEDY! We must find the terrorists responsible (or any terrorists actually) and go to war immediately. Bomb them to hell and back. We will rebuild. RIP Big Tex. 10-19-2012 We will never forget.

[–]ahowell8 22 points23 points ago

President Bush? Is that you!?

[–]oldfatmarriedguy 4 points5 points ago

A coalition of allies will be taking down every neck motor we can find. be ready neck motors, you can run but you can't hide. And YES, all neck motors are terrorists, don't argue with the Biblical definition.

[–]RidingOnTheRimEuless 2 points3 points ago

Yes. Mission Accomplished.

[–]MegalosZ71 16 points17 points ago

Big Tex resorted to self-immolation after Texas' devastating loss to OU.

[–]dogteam1911McKinney 34 points35 points ago

On next years Texas Fair menu "Fried Big Tex Pantalones!"

[–]fearsofgunLakewood 7 points8 points ago

Oh you!

[–]RustleJimmiesGrand Prairie 8 points9 points ago

Too soon.

[–]SheratonOrangeRichardson 23 points24 points ago

Think I just found my Halloween costume...Burnt Tex! What a creepy picture :|

[–]spektr[S] 9 points10 points ago

You are right. This'll make a great costume!

[–]dogteam1911McKinney 14 points15 points ago

Big Tex is Dead... Suffering from a stroke leading to spontaneous combustion as a result of eating DECADES of Texas State Fair Fried Foods! People on the scene are saying that just prior to the sad event, Big Tex was seen eating buckets of Fried Butter yelling out "FUCK THE WORLD!!!" Today is indeed a sad day for Texas! RIP BIG TEX!

[–]iancrawford24Irving 5 points6 points ago

"Son if you keep eating them fried foods you'll turn into a fried food yourself!"

[–]zepphkLas Colinas 2 points3 points ago

I heard he was planning a political protest, never thought he would go to such extremes!

[–]diabolicalburp 0 points1 point ago

He couldn't even walk to the place he was protesting, too sad. Rip

[–]EGsynergy -3 points-2 points ago

fuck the world

ಠ_ಠ

[–]ataranlen 32 points33 points ago

"I for one welcome our new flaming Texan overlord"

[–]daishiknyte 6 points7 points ago

He's fabulous.

Seriously, what happened?

[–]breenisgreen 6 points7 points ago

Electrical short apparently.

[–]DarkSideofOZ 6 points7 points ago

Well, on the bright side, he's all set for Halloween with the skeleton suit.

[–]warlockjones 5 points6 points ago

Here's another pic, so crazy. http://i.imgur.com/kifdY.jpg

[–]DMTrypOak Cliff 7 points8 points ago

So many feels.

[–]thescience 5 points6 points ago

We have to rebuild him or the terrorists win.

[–]ivebeenhereallsummer 13 points14 points ago

The internet hate machine loves to hate on Texas so this could turn nasty outside of /r/dallas.

[–]Texas_ 18 points19 points ago

I only get username hate in r/politics.

[–]1836to1846Grapevine 8 points9 points ago

I only got it once, but it was in /r/texas. :(

[–]antarcticgeckoNorth Dallas 5 points6 points ago

There there. We all know and respect your dates. The other kids are just jealous.

[–]liberal_texanDeep Ellum 6 points7 points ago

People keep assuring me that I, in fact, do not exist.

[–]GallifreyKangaroo 3 points4 points ago

Though not reflected in my user name, I assure you that you do exist and you are not alone.

[–]blondski 4 points5 points ago

Wow this image will haunt my dreams.

[–]bitchyberPlano 4 points5 points ago

I just saw this on TV! Holy shit! His face has always been scary.

[–]darktigress 4 points5 points ago

I'm a houstonian, but we're all texans at the end of the day. RIP big tex! so sad to see him go

[–]hbomb1129 4 points5 points ago

Dallas' own Burning Man.

[–]ajcampbe12 4 points5 points ago

Put a blanket over him, Ghost of Texas for Halloween!

[–]parkeyb -1 points0 points ago

I like where your head is at...but then again, this is also racist!

[–]ajcampbe12 0 points1 point ago

dont get it. Blanket + halloween = ghost?

[–]AmNotAnAtomicPlayboy 0 points1 point ago

(Wearing white sheets in the south)

[–]DanniliseRowlett 8 points9 points ago

Well now I'm sad. I'm glad my parent's got to see him before he was deep fried like everything else at the fair.

[–]JaimeG_1 3 points4 points ago

RIP big guy!

[–]studentObserver 3 points4 points ago

Anyone know what actually caused this?

[–]gingerraegeLewisville 4 points5 points ago

Electrical short suspected.

[–]oldfatmarriedguy 6 points7 points ago

terrorist neck motors. they have been plotting for years, FBI and CIA dropped the ball on this one.

[–]taloncarde 1 point2 points ago

It's a coverup!

[–]AgingHipsterGirl 1 point2 points ago

Inside job!

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[–]Wally_Jack 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly what popped into my head when I saw the picture.

[–]MothaFuckaJonesey 4 points5 points ago

I am sad that he is gone, its even sadder to see him wave goodbye.

[–]EstebanEscobarDowntown Dallas 2 points3 points ago

63-21. Self immolation.

[–]andrewbr500 2 points3 points ago

The news says it was an electrical fire, but we all know it was really a grease fire.

[–]Punkfarter 2 points3 points ago

Deep Fried Big Tex. 18 Tickets.

[–]Paradigm_Shift 2 points3 points ago

No mas pantalones!

[–]flickerfly689 2 points3 points ago

dammit bobby

[–]bcpierson 2 points3 points ago

Tex is toast.

[–]Bobosgenitals 3 points4 points ago

And now every independent band in Texas will use this as an album cover. mark my words.

[–]djdiggla 4 points5 points ago

New at the state fair this year: Fried Big Tex.

[–]diabolicalburp 0 points1 point ago

Too soon

[–]Pepper-Fox 3 points4 points ago

Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?

[–]potatoehorse 2 points3 points ago

[–]gizmo1024 2 points3 points ago

They finally ran out of ideas for things to deep fry.

[–]MrTovsonCoppell 0 points1 point ago

Big Tex caught with his pants down...

[–]devishSachse 0 points1 point ago

Initial reports indicate that his jeans were too tight and it caused him to combust.

[–]inter2013Garland 0 points1 point ago

Was on thre DART rail heading towards Fair Park when I saw this. Too bad I couldn't get there sooner for final goodbyes.

[–]_Vici_ 1 point2 points ago

Proof that once you turn 60, your days are numbered. Beware of hot flashes.

[–]mademperornero 1 point2 points ago

Looks like Big Tex went home with a burner last night...

[–]Texas_ 0 points1 point ago

NOOOO!

[–]breenisgreen -1 points0 points ago

Try new Buffalo Wild Wings, Flamin' Big Texan style

[–]slowmotionjones 0 points1 point ago

Fifty bucks says there's a British policeman in the middle of that, pagans chanting Sumer Is Icumen In.

[–]AnUglyUmbrella 0 points1 point ago

♫ YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Big TEX is on FIRRRRREEEEEE ♫

[–]runlola 0 points1 point ago

I went to the fair, and I know what all that food did to me, so it was probably just something he ate.

[–]ratamac 1 point2 points ago

was okies what done it, they left a hex on Tex durin the red river shoot out.

bastard okies

[–]dayton2600 0 points1 point ago

[–]budgray18 0 points1 point ago

i think this is a sign. a sign that its going to be hot as hell next year.

[–]jgnbigdEast Dallas 1 point2 points ago

10-19 was an inside job!

[–]Ucanhavethelastbeer 1 point2 points ago

Hank Hill is gonna be pissed.

[–]DaBrown -1 points0 points ago

:'( i just saw him like a week ago, what sicko would do this!?

[–]Paradigm_Shift 0 points1 point ago

Its like a sauna in here.

[–]theywillnotsingEast Dallas 0 points1 point ago

Man... that sucks.

[–]aunt_snorlax 1 point2 points ago

This is so horrible, I can't figure out why looking at it is making me smile.

Edit: I think it's the Burning Man resemblence.

[–]COTUS 0 points1 point ago

How can we blame this on terrorists?

[–]jrgoode 0 points1 point ago

Let's get this to the front page. I think reddit deserves to know that texas will never fucking forget, YOUR MY BOY BIG-TEX. MY BOY!

[–]pwall71 1 point2 points ago

If I had a dollar every time this was mentioned on fb i would be a rich man!

[–]trillium13Las Colinas 1 point2 points ago

I'm not even a real Texan and this makes me sad.

[–]Power_of_the_Atom 0 points1 point ago

"HELP ME FOLKS"

[–]Locke92 0 points1 point ago

Is there a video? I feel compelled to watch him burn while listening to "Cowboys From Hell"

[–]nfmadprops04 0 points1 point ago

This is so sad! My nephew is two and has gone to the fair like, four times this year - he doesn't say fair, he says Big Tex!

[–]JoeMo81 1 point2 points ago

Is it gay day at the fair? I heard there's a giant flaming cowboy.

[–]Orions96cobra -1 points0 points ago

Oh I cannot stop laughing. Some of my co-workers are up in arms and upset. I guess since I am not a native Texan I am missing that pride for a big plastic cowboy.

[–]iamcase 5 points6 points ago

It's ok, I have been laughing too. It's hilarious because everyone thinks this is the end of Big Tex. They can rebuild him, it won't be that hard.

[–]oldfatmarriedguy 2 points3 points ago

we have the technology! we. will. rebuild.

[–]iamcase 2 points3 points ago

Robot zombie Big Tex!

[–]Sugarysam 0 points1 point ago

.. big fiberglass cowboy. Does that help you feel any more pride?

[–]Orions96cobra 0 points1 point ago

You know how to change a stubborn man's mind. Bravo!

[–]BunBunPillow 2 points3 points ago

I upvoted you because you're being downvoted for laughing by what I assume are native Texans. They get butt hurt real easy over their state. Go ahead, downvote me too, I'm a dirty Yank stuck living here and I laughed when the old white baptist ladies on TV were crying and praying for the return on big Tex next year.

[–]Sugarysam 2 points3 points ago

Well now that just ain't right.

[–]Orions96cobra 0 points1 point ago

I am a Missouri native, I don't dislike Texas at all. I actually love living here. Lots of great things about this state including most of the people. I would think people would be more upset if the Alamo got destroyed. Maybe invite Ozzy back for a tour.

[–]MySonIsCaleb 0 points1 point ago

My husband's mad at me for laughing too! I think it's hilarious. And he's offended. Oh we'll. I just moved here 6 years ago. He's been here 14 or more.

I liken this all to when Little Sebatian died on Parks and Rec. and I'm Ben.

[–]vlatheimpalerEast Dallas -1 points0 points ago

[–]jevmorganThe Village 6 points7 points ago

Some men just want to watch the Tex Burn.

[–]Wally_Jack 0 points1 point ago

It looks like Cyclops is trying to shoot Big Tex in the crotch

[–]Mr_Titicaca -3 points-2 points ago

What the shit Texas? I leave you for a few years and this is the tomfoolery you pull? What a fucking haunting image that is eh? Well at least he went away like he would have wanted-deep fried.

[–]thinkboxDallas 1 point2 points ago

No surprise. They'll fry anything at the State Fair...

[–]TheEnterprise1701Garland -2 points-1 points ago

I thought this was supposed to happen. After I learned it was an accident, I found it to be hilarious hahaha!!!

[–]dogteam1911McKinney -1 points0 points ago

Breaking News Big Tex Found Out to be a Liar!

[–]bigkuhrThe Colony 0 points1 point ago

[–]Major-----de_Coverly -5 points-4 points ago

Cause you're once ... twice ... three times NNNNNNYYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!