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A brief info on Polandball:

Polandball is a cartoon character drawn in the shape of a ball with the color schemes of the Polish flag (white & red). It was originally featured in the multi-pane comic series that became popular on a well known german/international image board. These user-generated cartoons typically follow the lives of ball-shaped creatures representing different countries (also known as Countryballs) and “international drama” surrounding their diplomatic relations. Polandball combines history, geography, Engrish, and an inferiority complex.


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[–]94svtcobraDenmark[S] 23 points24 points ago

Just so everyone knows, I got approval for this comic (which I'm told is a classic) because the karmadecay search shows that it's never been posted here. My apologies if you've seen it before

[–]Imxset21Germany 39 points40 points ago

NO YOU CAN'T POST THIS HIER YOU FILTHY DANE.

JK is classic, I enjoy. +1

EDIT: Danish joke from my Belgian friend:

Why do Danish people never play hide and seek? Nobody wants to look for them.

[–]ProbablyNotLyingTexas 11 points12 points ago

Why do Danish people never play hide and seek? Nobody wants to look for them.

I laughed. I don't hear many European jokes like that, and all the nation-based jokes from my neck of the woods are far too racist for me to be anything but angry.

[–]anonim1230Poland 12 points13 points ago

The newest, best safe of a very big bank. The owners invited the most famous thieves from France, USA, Germany and two random Poles.

They decided to turn off the lights for 30 minutes for each team, and if the safe is open when the light is on again, they can keep the contents.

First are trying the french, they are hammering and banging but when the light is on, still nothing and they fail. The Germans were measuring, calculating and when finally started drilling, the light is on. The Americans were banging and exploding things but couldn't make it either.

Then they let in the Poles. Light off, bit of noises and when the time run out, the owners try to turn on the light but something is wrong and they can't. Pressing the switch on and off and nothing. Then in the dark they hear voices: Jesus, Stephen! We have so much money, why the hell do you need this fucking lightbulb?!


Sorry if the language is poor, but I translated that myself.

[–]MotorheadMadGreat Britain 4 points5 points ago

Hey! Stephen isn't a Polish name! I call bullshit.

[–]anonim1230Poland 5 points6 points ago

I didn't want to use Stefan, cause I thought someone could not catch that this is a name.

[–]MotorheadMadGreat Britain 14 points15 points ago

Oh crazy Poland. If we didn't know Stefan was a name how do you think we'd be able to tell you to clean our toilet?

[–]fbfrogItalia 3 points4 points ago

Sorry, too lazy to even remember jokes about Italians. They're not really that funny the ones that are made here, I bet foreighers tell them better behind our backs. Somebody care to reply to this?

[–]thefuckdudeGermany-Bremen 6 points7 points ago

A luxus liner crashes. Everyone of the four passengers gets a life preserve and is told to jump, but nobody dares. The crew calls the captain to take care of it. He whispers something in the ear of every passenger and after that they jump.

The first officer asks the captain after the incident what he told the passengers.

"Well," the captain answers, "I told the german that it was an order, the frenchman that it was patriotic, the japanese that it was beneficial for his potency and the italian that it was strictly forbidden to jump."

[–]plainsnailingGreat Britain 3 points4 points ago

I find the Danes are actually pretty good sporting fellows. I believe there is a Bloodbowl tournament in Copenhagen this weekend, or early next week. I hear the Germans are likely to win though.

[–]suspiciously_calm 11 points12 points ago

Well do sheep's bowel movements affect earthquakes?

WE NEED TO KNOW!

[–]plainsnailingGreat Britain 5 points6 points ago

Only if you're Techno-Viking.

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[–]plainsnailingGreat Britain 2 points3 points ago

Oh for f*ck's sake! I've had a long day at work, all right?

[–]MotorheadMadGreat Britain 3 points4 points ago

What did Mr [deleted] say?

P.S. You're allowed to swear on the internet if you want, we won't shout at you. Promise.

[–]plainsnailingGreat Britain 2 points3 points ago

Just that I got a minor portion of grammar correct. The user must have deleted their account for reasons besides me.

[–]VortilexAustria 0 points1 point ago

No, just their comment. If the user deleted their account, the comment would still be there.

[–]Sowy 8 points9 points ago

94svtcobra is of reposting -- may be nazi

[–]DeusdiesSerbia 6 points7 points ago

I know how you feel bro. Same with Serbia :(

[–]Waff1esCanada 2 points3 points ago

You lost that privilege Germanball

[–]zxz242Ukraine 5 points6 points ago

No, they didn't.

[–]cheerileeleeUSA 6 points7 points ago

:D yay are we getting big enough for reposts to be okay?

[–]juuce27 8 points9 points ago

r/Polandball is accepting reposts now?

[–]DriftingJesusMexico 0 points1 point ago

Germany need to learnings of multiculti