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We all do weird shit when no one is home (imgur.com)

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[–]Guinness213 1350 points1351 points ago

This is going to be the first video aliens see of us I just know it.

[–]BlueOak777 525 points526 points ago

They will get off the ship and do the dance as a way to greet us, then say....

"Take me to your leader"

"No, the one with no torso"

[–]bottle_cap 121 points122 points ago

Ah so the aliens speak the common tongue. In a Spanish conquistador accent I assume.

[–]BlueOak777 5 points6 points ago

I'm happy believing they will use telekinesis or some electronic interpreting device. If humans can convert our speech into all the various languages through a computer then I'm sure an alien species that can travel the vastness of space will find a way to communicate.

[–]TheCrash84 3 points4 points ago

It may not be electronic. They may love all natural things, like in Hitchhiker's Guide.

"The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language: the speech you hear decodes the brain wave matrix

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      [–]txapollo342 138 points139 points ago

      "No, the one with no upper extremities"

      [–]obss 68 points69 points ago

      No, the one with no torso, no upper extremities and a tiny little cameltoe.

      [–]johnny_b_rotten 198 points199 points ago

      a girl is doing a silly dance in a ridiculous outfit, and reddit still finds the need to talk about her goddamn vagina.

      [–]HookDragger 48 points49 points ago

      After 7 month... you're still surprised by this?

      [–]johnny_b_rotten 23 points24 points ago

      sigh I guess you're right. I should come to expect this by now.

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        [–]Lurking4Justice 23 points24 points ago

        I was gonna and then realized she's probably underage...said no one ever

        [–]Seanstex 11 points12 points ago

        I was gonna and then realized she's probably underage.

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            [–]Big_Canoe 27 points28 points ago

            ಠ_ಠ

            [–]juusukun 19 points20 points ago

            pedo, that could be her asscrack you horny pedo you.

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              [–]urinalbiscuit 26 points27 points ago

              ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) These guys.

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                [–]xhupsahoy 78 points79 points ago

                I have a sneaking feeling that earth is the 4chan of the rest of the universe.

                [–]Typhoios 41 points42 points ago

                Fuck you, earthfag.

                [–]hydrospanner 185 points186 points ago

                Theyre going to be relieved/disappointed when they land.

                [–]GeneralWarts 33 points34 points ago

                They decided to keep driving to look for something more promising.

                [–]ChaoticAgenda 32 points33 points ago

                I'd rather it be this than footage of the presidential race.

                [–]Tactful 32 points33 points ago

                "It seems to be some sort of mating ritual; the black creature, the alpha male of the tribe, is fighting the white creature for dominance. The human female seems to be enjoying it immensely."

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                  [–]fizziebob 42 points43 points ago

                  Isnt it true that some of our first television broadcasts in history are of the Berlin Olympics in 1936?

                  So the first transmissions aliens would see would be of us all talking about what a great guy Hitler is and then suddenly WWII.

                  [–]muddylemon 45 points46 points ago

                  That was from the movie Contact

                  [–]cd7k 38 points39 points ago

                  Or possibly the book by Carl Sagan.

                  [–]fizziebob 3 points4 points ago

                  its been years since I watched that, I knew I was remembering it from somewhere, just couldnt put my finger on it

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                    [–]Cherrytop 2 points3 points ago

                    Ok now friend -- confess. Just how many times have you watched "Contact"?

                    [–]paleo_dragon 1 point2 points ago

                    Unfortunatly signals leaving earth(be they tv or radio or watever) degrade too fast in space, and are virtually undistinguishable from backround noise once you leave our solor system

                    [–]GeppettoLied 6 points7 points ago

                    So they'll never be able to watch Spongebob drinking tea with Sandy? Those poor alien bastards.

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                      [–]apolotary 62 points63 points ago

                      actually, this or this

                      [–]GetOuttaThePark 40 points41 points ago

                      What...did I just watch?

                      [–]cowsheepo 36 points37 points ago

                      japan.

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                        [–]RapeTentacles 19 points20 points ago

                        The woman with two vaginas was way less disturbing than this.

                        I fear for you, apolotary. May the last vestiges of sanity cling to your horror filled mind

                        [–]ace414 6 points7 points ago

                        Link? For science....

                        [–]apolotary 7 points8 points ago

                        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2089360/Hazel-Jones-Woman-2-vaginas-rejects-1m-pornography-offer.html

                        http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/01/12/born-with-two-vaginas-not-so-rare/

                        http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-with-two-vaginas-who-had-to-lose-171887

                        [–]ace414 2 points3 points ago

                        Thank you for the reply. I take it there are no actual pictures of this?

                        [–]SEpdx 4 points5 points ago

                        NSFW double vagina

                        [–]apolotary 5 points6 points ago

                        Well I haven't seen any, but since some claim that it's not so rare, then it must be somewhere on those weird porn torrent trackers.

                        That's the closest I could get

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                          [–]Possibly_bad_grammar 11 points12 points ago

                          Two? Vaginas?

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                            [–]Osyris_Glitch 28 points29 points ago

                            This is it. The final straw. You've finally broken my mind, internet. If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathroom shaving the skin off of my purple dog mother. Jesus is my pickup truck. Ride the fly horn but keep Johnny in the loop. Fucking Johnny and his toaster pastries. Fur spring.

                            [–]KenuR 9 points10 points ago

                            Is it sad that I've seen worse?

                            [–]jezza24 12 points13 points ago

                            go on..

                            [–]Ghost_Queef 15 points16 points ago

                            What? I don't even... Why?

                            [–]SellinThings 4 points5 points ago

                            Wtf.

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                              [–]mynoduesp 5 points6 points ago

                              There is more of her here.

                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7S3sFPFhfU&feature=watch_response

                              [–]iateone 5 points6 points ago

                              And even more here.

                              She seems to be a f7u12 fan, and rather funny!

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                                [–]meatwad75892 34 points35 points ago

                                Imagine if the first pictures seen by an alien race were of that woman with two vaginas. Boy, would they be so disappointed once they got here.

                                Edit: I guess there's disbelievers? Probably fake pics here as others have pointed out, but it is a real medical condition exists. Just not sure on the positional logistics... Warning, very NSFW: http://imgur.com/a/Xs8Le#0

                                [–]Burtonium 63 points64 points ago

                                That's... Twice as not safe for work as per usual.

                                [–]PotatoPotahto 36 points37 points ago

                                First time I heard of her I pictured them side by side.

                                [–]Sapphires13 10 points11 points ago

                                This is how the real condition works.

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                                  [–]AlexanderHammer 10 points11 points ago

                                  So... Do they both work?

                                  [–]Jesus_Faction 23 points24 points ago

                                  Well one is a prosthetic, so no

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                                      [–]Joshf1234 192 points193 points ago

                                      This is how all my creatures in Spore turned out

                                      [–]Daemon_of_Mail 66 points67 points ago

                                      You mean the ones that weren't just penises with legs?

                                      [–]Joshf1234 65 points66 points ago

                                      My friend and I spent a considerable amount of time making a world entirely out of penises. A walking cock n balls would get in his dick-tank and drive to the pair of tits that was every building. Spore came out when we were in a delicate age

                                      [–]Xpress_interest 5 points6 points ago

                                      Have you left that age behind? Dick and fart jokes never go out of style. Ever.

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                                        [–]Vessix 11 points12 points ago

                                        Wow get creative dude, there's no need for unsightly legs. Just make it erect and walking on two giant testicles.

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                                          [–]Tumite 10 points11 points ago

                                          Ah, good times :)

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                                            [–]z3255859[S] 533 points534 points ago

                                            i have been caught doing THIS on occasion

                                            [–]fintheman 592 points593 points ago

                                            This is how I would spread my farts to my brother and sister.

                                            [–]Wiccy 200 points201 points ago

                                            You are a great family member.

                                            [–]BornInTheCCCP 56 points57 points ago

                                            Sharing is caring.

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                                              [–]timd718 22 points23 points ago

                                              make sure not to be too heavy on the back stroke

                                              [–]BattleTitts 3 points4 points ago

                                              I just stood up and clapped. You sir, know how to humor. [7]

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                                                [–]Hansjibbleforth 109 points110 points ago

                                                Why is that so mesmerizing?

                                                [–]Peregrine21591 112 points113 points ago

                                                because it's a perfectly looping gif?

                                                [–]accountsforthings 105 points106 points ago

                                                I have a special appreciation for perfectly looping gifs.

                                                [–]Cobruh 30 points31 points ago

                                                I think it's the ball sack.

                                                [–]tellhersafe 23 points24 points ago

                                                And now I must scroll back up. Thanks.

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                                                  [–]Grappindemen 48 points49 points ago

                                                  Feet-o-copter versus frogmaid. Fight!

                                                  [–]Berjj 12 points13 points ago

                                                  People usually see me as somewhat of an oddball. I now feel strangely normal and dull.

                                                  [–]janderson215 20 points21 points ago

                                                  He's breakdance fighting

                                                  [–]handmethatkitten 12 points13 points ago

                                                  capoeira.

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                                                    [–]closernough 10 points11 points ago

                                                    This is actually a pretty good hip warmup for Jiu Jitsu...

                                                    [–]TriangleMan 4 points5 points ago

                                                    Haha, I was just about to point that out.

                                                    [–]Hoodooz39 10 points11 points ago

                                                    Ow, my knees.

                                                    [–]-TheBender- 3 points4 points ago

                                                    So you're basically Yoshimitsu?

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                                                      [–]scruffy01 460 points461 points ago

                                                      Find me a guy that hasn't tucked it in and looked in the mirror, and I'll find you a liar.

                                                      [–]DoWhile 419 points420 points ago

                                                      5 second films - Absence of the towels (semi-nsfw)

                                                      [–]ani625 100 points101 points ago

                                                      This was voted their best skit or something like that.

                                                      [–]inanevoyage 41 points42 points ago

                                                      I ain't mad at that.

                                                      [–]Strangely_Calm 43 points44 points ago

                                                      I voted for the changeling...

                                                      [–]yoursweatersux 20 points21 points ago

                                                      Personally I liked ready to blow

                                                      [–]Whomping_Willow 9 points10 points ago

                                                      By far my favorite - Late for work

                                                      [–]bjarkebjarke 17 points18 points ago

                                                      wat

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                                                        [–]WombatDominator 11 points12 points ago

                                                        I can see why.

                                                        [–]AndyRooney 23 points24 points ago

                                                        best slit

                                                        [–]SUSAN_IS_NOT_A_BITCH 30 points31 points ago

                                                        Oh god damn it.

                                                        [–]te_ogre 21 points22 points ago

                                                        Don't ever try to "describe" this video... You just have to show people.

                                                        [–]closernough 37 points38 points ago

                                                        Guy forgets his towel, and crab walks with his penis tucked, quoting Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. His roommate is visibly upset.

                                                        [–]i_am_law 56 points57 points ago

                                                        It would be quicker to watch the video.

                                                        [–]Catsfosho 5 points6 points ago

                                                        wh.. why was that link purple for me...

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                                                          [–]RedditMcRedditor 77 points78 points ago

                                                          Or tried out "the helicopter" manoeuvre at least once.

                                                          [–]kyzfrintin 91 points92 points ago

                                                          I have no idea why it's called the 'helicopter'. A helicopter should never make that kind of motion. More like a windmill, really.

                                                          [–]oobey 74 points75 points ago

                                                          Nah, man, your dick is the tail rotor. Use one of your arms or something for the main rotor.

                                                          [–]Roboticide 27 points28 points ago

                                                          That... That actually makes a certain degree of sense.

                                                          I mean, the "tail rotor" is on axis as the "main rotor," so it wouldn't work, but it still kind of makes sense.

                                                          [–]selectrix 5 points6 points ago

                                                          If you were to use one arm rotating on an axis normal to the sagittal plane as the main rotor, then rotate the whole position 90 degrees on the coronal plane, it would make for an acceptable rough approximation.

                                                          [–]crlyons 10 points11 points ago

                                                          Reddit: one of the few places on the internet where you can have an intelligent conversation about spinning your dick around like a helicopter.

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                                                                [–]HighburyFieldsForeve 22 points23 points ago

                                                                A friend of mine did 'the helicopter' thing, lit only by a strobe light,, pretty funny.

                                                                [–]2yrnx1lc2zkp77kp 48 points49 points ago

                                                                but not in the gay way of course.

                                                                [–]HighburyFieldsForeve 20 points21 points ago

                                                                of course...

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                                                                    [–]BlueOak777 10 points11 points ago

                                                                    Because with windmills you can't make BBBUUURRRRRRRRRR engine sounds while you're doing it.

                                                                    [–]dicknoseddolphin 3 points4 points ago

                                                                    I prefer penis propeller.

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                                                                      [–]Reeboot 19 points20 points ago

                                                                      Relevant NSFW

                                                                      [–]whoosy 24 points25 points ago

                                                                      HOW IS THAT EVEN ALLOWED ON YOUTUBE?

                                                                      [–]godofallcows 3 points4 points ago

                                                                      "Art"

                                                                      [–]Jaded_Box 32 points33 points ago

                                                                      I'm in love with risky clicking at work, the mini adrenaline rush I got made me giggle like a retard for a few xecods.

                                                                      [–]vaggivalp 34 points35 points ago

                                                                      What is this measurment of time?

                                                                      Edit: It sounds futuristic and cool.

                                                                      [–]billthethird 8 points9 points ago

                                                                      I propose xecods as the new reddit standard unit of time. For example, the average amount of time between a funny image post and the first repost is approximately 115 xecods.

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                                                                        [–]Daemon_of_Mail 2 points3 points ago

                                                                        I'm not using a phone.

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                                                                          [–]Kirrane8 6 points7 points ago

                                                                          Ahh, I was practicing that last night in the mirror as I waited for my shower to warm up.

                                                                          I'm getting pretty good... like 'the Dancing Bear' good.

                                                                          [–]RedditMcRedditor 13 points14 points ago

                                                                          If you want to see the pros, google "puppetry of the penis".

                                                                          NSFW obviously.

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                                                                            [–]Roboticide 11 points12 points ago

                                                                            I don't even use a mirror. I just do this to fuck with my girlfriend.

                                                                            [–]bialia 1 point2 points ago

                                                                            Perhaps it makes me a terrible person, but an ex of mine did this once, and I'm pretty sure it was the beginning of the end.

                                                                            shudder

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                                                                              [–]thebeginningistheend 30 points31 points ago

                                                                              http://www.gifsoup.com/view1/1108992/buffalo-bill-o.gif

                                                                              [–]daisydelafuente 13 points14 points ago

                                                                              I have never been able to get this image out of my head for years. Good fucking movie though.

                                                                              [–]Hoodooz39 15 points16 points ago

                                                                              One of my very faves. My 11yo daughter has been begging me to let her watch it. She doesn't understand how it's different from the teeny-bop scary movies like The Grudge and Paranormal. I think I was 14 when it came out and I saw it for the first time. I think she'll be ready by then.

                                                                              [–]Blacksheep01 12 points13 points ago

                                                                              My parents let me watch it when I was 10 around 1992 so I had not seen worse on the internet as no one had the internet yet. They rarely restricted me from watching anything, but I don't think they were aware of how bad it was going to be. Holy crap, I recall being horrified/confused at half the things that happened. Of course it was soon eclipsed upon my viewing of se7en a few years later.

                                                                              Bonus, I didn't turn into a serial killer or a violent psycho from seeing it so young!

                                                                              [–]Icountmysteps 8 points9 points ago

                                                                              Bonus, I didn't turn into a serial killer or a violent psycho from seeing it so young!

                                                                              You say that now...

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                                                                                [–]Anthropophobiac 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                For those that don't know the reference:

                                                                                Silence of the Lambs

                                                                                Fantastic film.

                                                                                [–]CiXeL 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                FUCK. ME.

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                                                                                  [–]HampeMannen 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                  You should probably tag that semi-NSFW.

                                                                                  [–]dongerlove 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                  tag it as "might give you a semi"

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                                                                                      [–]sebtoast 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                      You mean a la Jay in Clerks 2?

                                                                                      That didn't even cross my mind before seeing that movie.

                                                                                      [–]Manial 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                      Well as in Silence of the Lambs, which is what Clerks 2 was referencing.

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                                                                                        [–]abovemars 50 points51 points ago

                                                                                        video of her doing it in public

                                                                                        [–]aliceoutofchains 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                        I want her in my life.

                                                                                        [–]_BitSoup 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                        -__- I'm pretty sure I'm in love.

                                                                                        [–]RelevantOldTestament 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                        Woah, she is super pretty.

                                                                                        [–]oppan____style 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                        and wonderfully weird.

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                                                                                            [–]quadruplebaconator 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                            We all do weird shit when no one is home

                                                                                            No, I masturbate like a regular human being. The fuck is wrong with you.

                                                                                            [–]projectile2me 75 points76 points ago

                                                                                            Video with music

                                                                                            [–]roboroller 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                            This makes the whole experience so much better.

                                                                                            [–]lubdubjubes 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                            Also, in the wild

                                                                                            [–]Sam_in_a_Jar 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                            That is really hilarious and cute.

                                                                                            [–]certainlikely 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                            Now if someone could only mix this with that Calabria club song...

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                                                                                              [–]thedrewdotcom 35 points36 points ago

                                                                                              I used to do this all the time only I didn't dance, I just walked around and chased my little brother.

                                                                                              [–]Squalor- 185 points186 points ago

                                                                                              This was slightly creepy, but mostly hilarious.

                                                                                              Verdict: /r/funny

                                                                                              [–]Roboticide 108 points109 points ago

                                                                                              Oh god damn it. Am I in r/wtf?

                                                                                              Shit, now I have to change my vote.

                                                                                              [–]Undope 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                              I'll give to both. If I had phone that tape of my sis I'd ask her directly "what the fuck is this" but I would be laughing my ass off he whole time.

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                                                                                                [–]deadbonez 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                                I do this when people ARE home.

                                                                                                [–]jothcra 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                SO BRAVE

                                                                                                [–]SupermanV2 211 points212 points ago

                                                                                                We all do weird shit when no one is home

                                                                                                ...and then film it and put it online.

                                                                                                [–]zorospride 112 points113 points ago

                                                                                                If you do something weird and you don't film it, did it really happen?

                                                                                                [–]sleepy_wall 68 points69 points ago

                                                                                                If a comment about a tree gets deleted in a thread about a forest and no one was there to see it get posted...

                                                                                                Nah Imma have to get back to you with this e-philosophy shit.

                                                                                                [–]vxx 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                                The answer to the tree in the woods question is easy: No, there is no sound. There only will be "moving air" (compressed air in waves?). You need a receiver (ear) that translates the air into a sound. If no receiver is there, no sound was created.

                                                                                                The explanation of a small non science guy.

                                                                                                [–]karfkar 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                                what if there's a squirrel that hears it but them immediately get squashed? that moment will be lost in time... like tears in rain... time to die.

                                                                                                [–]Sentient_Waffle 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                                Like sands through the hourglass.. So are the days of our lives.

                                                                                                [–]skrumpets 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                My dad used to say 'Like eating meatloaf through a straw, so are the days of our lives.'

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                                                                                                    [–]The_Fancy_Gentleman 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                    According to Schrödinger, it was between the state of being filmed and not filmed until you mentioned something and collapsed the wave function of one of the states.....

                                                                                                    Damn you

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                                                                                                      [–]benutne 50 points51 points ago

                                                                                                      I got super drunk one time in my first apartment, stripped buck ass naked, took the cushion out of a pampasan chair, flipped the "bowl" shaped part over onto my back and proceeded to crawl around my apartment like a turtle while saying "turtle, turtle, turtle" in a singsong voice.

                                                                                                      [–]jesuswasblack 30 points31 points ago

                                                                                                      Hot.

                                                                                                      [–]hett 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                      i got super drunk at a friend's engagement party once, and after being driven home by my friend, my brother opened our apartment door and i collapsed straight in like a cartoon. when my dog walked up to me i started singing the theme song to Chain Reaction to him.

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                                                                                                        [–]DingoDee 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                        http://gifsound.com/?gif=https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/8/K0Jp24Cytk6mFh-_KQEBCA2.gif&sound=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBNcjvxLfFc Though credit goes to jamesgrad2014 for making this Gifsound...

                                                                                                        [–]Thunderbridge 78 points79 points ago

                                                                                                        Came here expecting this, I was disappointed.

                                                                                                        [–]NoNeedForAName 44 points45 points ago

                                                                                                        I'm no longer disappointed. I'm now...appointed?

                                                                                                        [–]daminkz 37 points38 points ago

                                                                                                        Fun fact: the word disappoint came to be because of appointments. People were disappointed when you were late or didn't show, and not in any other instance. (Or so I've read, feel free to correct)

                                                                                                        [–]deletecode 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                        13 points, reasonable answer. Gonna store this to long term memory.

                                                                                                        [–]Oswyt3hMihtig 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                        Holy crap, you're right!

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                                                                                                          [–]waycfor 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                                          does anyone have the version of this gif that starts off with the guy looking sideways and then gets freaked out when he sees jumpy man? this is really important stuff, someone please help

                                                                                                          [–]Funkraum 70 points71 points ago

                                                                                                          Here you go.

                                                                                                          [–]waycfor 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                          thanks for that but its the other one. it starts off with the guy looking like he's singing.

                                                                                                          [–]lolfestivus 40 points41 points ago

                                                                                                          http://i.imgur.com/t7arW.gif

                                                                                                          [–]Inspectrum 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                          I love you, been looking for this for ages.

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                                                                                                            [–]Nepenthenes 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                            I don't know why, but that is both ridiculously hilarious, and extremely frightening and the same time. The fuck?

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                                                                                                              [–]JimCasy 31 points32 points ago

                                                                                                              GOOMBA STYLE.

                                                                                                              [–]ecmmyers 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                                              Heyyy, PRINCESS LADY

                                                                                                              [–]MostlyIrrelephant 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                              There was an exhibit at the Philadelphia Art museum involving a woman that would create videos of herself doing things similar to this video, to a backdrop that would blend in with the surrounding -serious- artwork. These videos were played on flat-screen monitors in between the other pieces, and because the video is themed to the surrounding artwork; you overlook the monitors at first, then suddenly notice 2 woman in 1 no-armed spandex outfit doing a silly dance with the happiest expression they can muster on their faces.

                                                                                                              Yep.

                                                                                                              I've attempted to find the artist's name online, but apparently my google fu is no match for this elusive spandex dragon.

                                                                                                              [–]MathHatter 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                              Largely relephant.

                                                                                                              [–]laffman 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                              Welcome to Silent Hill.

                                                                                                              [–]HalfRetardHalfAmazin 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                              HAMMER TIME.

                                                                                                              oooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooooooo oooooooooo

                                                                                                              [–]Im_an_antelope 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                              Meanwhile in Chernobyl...

                                                                                                              [–]janderson215 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                              I live alone so I do weird shit all the time. For example, I still shut the door when I shit. Even crazier, I put the seat down. FYI: I am a guy - AMA.

                                                                                                              [–]MathHatter 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                              What is it like being a guy? Do people ever stop you on the street and ask to get their pictures taken with you?

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                                                                                                                [–]mattmoccpj 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                Why are people getting so much karma from taking old stuff from Tumblr and putting it here?

                                                                                                                [–]River_0tter 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                                                In elementary school I used to do this daily.
                                                                                                                One day I made the mistake of showing my friends at school the "cool thing" I did at home. Everybody, and I mean everybody, saw my package.

                                                                                                                Not a fond memory.

                                                                                                                [–]IDCh 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                http://i.imgur.com/t7arW.gif

                                                                                                                [–]gassal01 57 points58 points ago

                                                                                                                If I laugh at it. It should not be on r/WTF. It should be on r/funny. Damn. Is it that hard. If she was covered and blood and had deer testicles taped to her chin. THEN, you can put it on r/WTF

                                                                                                                [–]hett 33 points34 points ago

                                                                                                                What if I chuckled but also said, "the fuck..."

                                                                                                                [–]Snow-dawg 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                                Chuckle the Fuck?

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                                                                                                                  [–]cdahlkvist 30 points31 points ago

                                                                                                                  Challenge Accepted

                                                                                                                  [–]Daemon_of_Mail 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                                  Are you saying that something can't be weird and funny at the same time?

                                                                                                                  [–]mattomatto 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                  I am so fucking tired of you little bitches. STFU. you are such a bore

                                                                                                                  [–]Lokitty 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                  The content is just supposed to make you say "wtf". There are no rules about it being funny or not.

                                                                                                                  Gore and Porn are not by default WTF, consider posting the more extreme stuff to /r/spacedicks

                                                                                                                  Why don't you people just go to /r/spacedicks already and stop complaining about the quality of this subreddit?

                                                                                                                  [–]HeWhoWas 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                                                  Obligatory post complaining about /r/WTF? Check.

                                                                                                                  [–]Angry__Jonny 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                  the fact that people always put stuff like this in WTF is the only reason in subscribed to it, I hate the pics of gore and nasty shit.

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                                                                                                                    [–]RalphWasntHere 26 points27 points ago

                                                                                                                    HAHA GUISE IM SO RANDOM AMIRITE

                                                                                                                    [–]MouthfulofDiamonds 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                                                    holds up spork

                                                                                                                    [–]pillowplumper 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                                    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

                                                                                                                    [–]brianpv 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                                                    ^ pillowplumper being random again.

                                                                                                                    [–]handmethatkitten 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                                    i love cheese XD

                                                                                                                    actually i hate myself.

                                                                                                                    [–]mariecatoinette 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                    XDDDDDD

                                                                                                                    [–]amiriteguise 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                    yes?

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                                                                                                                      [–]Sputnikolas 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                      I have the weirdest boner right now..

                                                                                                                      [–]just_calm_down 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                      funnycutegifs? what about this is funny or cute?

                                                                                                                      [–]RadtasticNinjaChick 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                      Pantskat...?

                                                                                                                      [–]Wolfears 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                      P4NTSK4T 1S TH1S YOU?

                                                                                                                      [–]SuperBeast4721 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                      Can't touch this..

                                                                                                                      [–]NUCLEAR_ANUS 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                                      Looks like a beast I'd kill in Zelda

                                                                                                                      [–]deftdrummer 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                      Lol this is just freaky and funny at the same time.

                                                                                                                      [–]wish_you_were_here 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                                      i literally laughed out loud at this... I love it!

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