Beached Iceberg

ragezter · 2012-10-19T12:32:04+00:00

Heisenberg doing work!

GhostalMedia · 2012-10-19T15:03:14+00:00

Beaches love icebergs.

FlipKnight · 2012-10-19T14:19:09+00:00

Nice picture, but did you check for Captain America?

covert888 · 2012-10-19T15:20:06+00:00

It's the new avatar!

andrethecat · 2012-10-19T12:29:07+00:00

I hope that you at least licked it.

shiers69 · 2012-10-19T16:13:54+00:00

Jesse, you're supposed to break up the meth before we try to ship it.

FreakDuBrow · 2012-10-19T16:43:14+00:00

"Hey Iceberg, What are you doing here?" "Oh, you know, just chillin"

Doodle_noodle · 2012-10-19T15:17:33+00:00

Check and see if there's business men inside

thisNewFoundLand · 2012-10-19T15:12:55+00:00

...more commonly termed a 'growler' at that size. Nice snap.

XYRecoilToTheFace · 2012-10-19T12:21:44+00:00

Wow, that thing is REALLY blue. Should have bottled it.

deviantbono · 2012-10-19T15:55:15+00:00

Everything changed when the fire nation attacked...

pagaladmee · 2012-10-19T14:22:52+00:00

I would bottle that shit up

droogsdontrun · 2012-10-19T14:44:00+00:00

I'd lick that thing til it was gone.

Scarfman · 2012-10-19T15:24:41+00:00

Icebergs, they are going extinct!

ThisGal · 2012-10-19T15:32:28+00:00

It looks like a swan with its head down.

TossTheDog · 2012-10-19T16:34:03+00:00

Tequila Ice Slide on the beach, bring it!

accdodson · 2012-10-19T17:16:24+00:00

Go home Iceberg, you're drunk.

Irenses · 2012-10-19T17:28:36+00:00

Fun fact about this: the blue coloring is from silt that is ground down by the glacier over hundreds of years. It's so fine, it refracts light to make this blue coloring.

raisintree · 2012-10-19T18:06:17+00:00

Awwh nooo! I'm beached bru! I'm beached is!

smirfy8473 · 2012-10-19T15:00:26+00:00

selling iceberg bottled water $5

Instoy · 2012-10-19T16:43:37+00:00

Save the iceberg!

Ericisweird · 2012-10-19T16:53:27+00:00

They grow them in Iceland

gluestick300 · 2012-10-19T17:01:16+00:00

That is my favorite color of all time. So pleasing, I just love it.

petedawes · 2012-10-19T17:01:27+00:00

tight tight tight

Sport6 · 2012-10-19T17:10:46+00:00

Looks like a rabbit.

Oldsport · 2012-10-19T17:13:56+00:00

Were was this picture taken, kind of looks like a lake i've hiked to that has floating icebergs in it during the summer.

WashingTonsOfTrees · 2012-10-19T17:22:39+00:00

That is so fucking cool.

urbanbanana · 2012-10-19T17:32:24+00:00

Patagonia?

Hmmazing · 2012-10-19T17:43:30+00:00

Awwww shit! Youuure beached bru! Do you have a bucket or a huse. I need to get wet ASAP.

nicklogan · 2012-10-19T17:50:24+00:00

It just wanted to tan itself all over, that's all.

mrgrm00 · 2012-10-19T17:52:36+00:00

It's ah PELiCAN!

MuzzyBeag · 2012-10-19T17:57:21+00:00

I'm going to need a bigger glass and more mixer.

MementoMori- · 2012-10-19T17:59:05+00:00

That is not just the tip of the iceberg

pretty_jimmy · 2012-10-19T18:00:13+00:00

Get media attention have it towed back out to cooler waters! We need those icebergs!

Remember_Prometheus · 2012-10-19T18:05:41+00:00

And people say global warming isn't real. If global warming was real it would be a puddle, checkmate scientists.

nathanhardy · 2012-10-19T18:05:42+00:00

"Is anyone here a marine biologist?!"

SilentWolfjh · 2012-10-19T18:06:22+00:00

There's only one logical thing to do .... blow it up.

The-Duderino · 2012-10-19T18:11:05+00:00

Your ship wrecking days are over...

Kareeda · 2012-10-19T18:18:20+00:00

Now that's some high quality H2O.

Un1k1ll · 2012-10-19T18:18:25+00:00

I didn't read the title and thought I was seeing solitude irl.

AlexDeLarge655321 · 2012-10-19T18:18:27+00:00

Push it back in!

JB7688 · 2012-10-19T18:22:50+00:00

Go home iceberg, you're drunk.

bulgaren · 2012-10-19T18:32:50+00:00

Why the natural ice is always so blue ? Anyone knowing ? Or im just making that from nowhere?

--will-- · 2012-10-19T18:33:55+00:00

SO badass. Where is this?!

polarlover · 2012-10-19T18:33:57+00:00

Go home Iceberg! You're sunk.

EchoPhi · 2012-10-19T18:35:19+00:00

Quick someone throw water on it!

Kirahvi · 2012-10-19T18:35:26+00:00

Where's the rest of it ?

Geistuser · 2012-10-19T18:42:45+00:00

This I think is during low tide. High tide it would be back in the water. I'm assuming this is close to the beach or an estuary.

Gosnap · 2012-10-19T18:43:54+00:00

Go home Iceberg, you are drunk.

morosemanatee · 2012-10-19T19:03:55+00:00

Aw noo, I'm beached bru.

RobBanana · 2012-10-19T19:04:26+00:00

Walter White was here... Ooops! I mean Heinsenberg!

miketheboss · 2012-10-19T19:05:03+00:00

Go home iceberg. You're drunk.

Pingly · 2012-10-19T19:10:32+00:00

God, that looks delicious.

DevlinSEN · 2012-10-19T19:11:30+00:00

Read title as "Bleached Iceberg" and was trying to figure out why it turned blue.

BFG_MP · 2012-10-19T19:16:52+00:00

The Avatar!

whynotboidzerg · 2012-10-19T19:23:46+00:00

Beautiful picture!!!

fizzlefist · 2012-10-19T19:23:47+00:00

SNOW CONES FOR EVERYONE!!!

Gallifrasian · 2012-10-19T19:27:28+00:00

Get on top of it and carve a hole large enough to slide into, but small enough to be difficult to notice. Make sure you're wearing only a Speedo and slip inside. Have a friend re-cover the top with ice, so it doesn't look like your just a retard who slipped into a giant block of ice. Freeze. When people notice you inside, they'll call 911, who will probably get a hold of a specialist in the field of frozen, but in-tact organisms. An... Icegasmist? Sounds kinky.

When he melts you down and, assuming you didn't die from the sudden shock of being un-frozen or from hypothermia because you went in there in just a Speedo, try your best to scream at the Icegasmist in a made-up language or in Elvish. When he tries to speak english/ whatever language is most common in your area to you, make him believe you now know what language he speaks and that you also know the language.

Be all like "AH- ... English!" and say something along the lines of "SHEET, MON. DID I SLIP INTO ZE ICE, EH?" Convince him you're not actually from the past, but instead from the future. Explain to him in your Jamaidiany accent that Earth goes through a looped cycle of time and that it's difficult for humans of this time to grasp the concept of wibbley wobbley timey wimey and that there really is no way of explaining it without experiencing it.
Get on the news with your Speedo and climb your way to fame. This is important. Make sure to advertise Speedos everywhere, and only the bottom half. Make the world believe that 2-piece bikinis are no longer acceptable in the future and that everyone, male or female, can only wear Speedos on their bottom half.
World full of topless ladies.
???
Profit.

KonaKabrona · 2012-10-19T19:42:47+00:00

I for one would like to thank you for that title instead of, "Go home iceberg you're drunk."

CappinKnots · 2012-10-19T19:45:37+00:00

So thirsty now

Mitsumasa · 2012-10-19T19:57:52+00:00

Grab a chunk and make some shaved ice.

mykittyispretty · 2012-10-19T20:11:45+00:00

I wanna lick it.

DJWanger · 2012-10-19T20:21:24+00:00

That Iceberg is beached as! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA

Ihavetheinternets · 2012-10-19T20:27:53+00:00

Get it back into the water before it dies!

AntiSugarCoat · 2012-10-19T20:29:11+00:00

Wow Walter White really pulled it off this time.

ninjaturrtle · 2012-10-19T20:35:37+00:00

The avatar?

Bleaksteph · 2012-10-19T20:49:44+00:00

It used apple maps!

jadenray64 · 2012-10-19T20:54:49+00:00

We must save it!

bobfrombobtown · 2012-10-19T21:06:16+00:00

More and more icebergs are dying each year as people stand around taking photos instead of helping these majestic creatures return to the ocean. Please stop these senseless iceberg deaths!

okfornothing · 2012-10-19T21:11:24+00:00

That is just a ocean ice cube.

Murder6 · 2012-10-19T21:17:05+00:00

Either that or Heisenberg's left over product.

madshiz · 2012-10-19T21:18:14+00:00

Go home 'Berg, you're drunk !

shabazz_k_morton · 2012-10-19T21:25:02+00:00

Beached as, bru.

captshady · 2012-10-19T21:25:20+00:00

It ain't no iceberg. Oh yeah, see them airplanes they dump their toilets 36,000 feet. The stuff freezes and falls to earth. We call 'em Boeing bombs.

garkes · 2012-10-19T22:02:37+00:00

Damn Walt, god damn.

WannabeGroundhog · 2012-10-19T22:11:31+00:00

Iceberg, go home, you're drunk.

brussels4breakfast · 2012-10-19T22:11:58+00:00

I thought this was: "Go Home Iceberg You're Drunk".

teh_commodore · 2012-10-19T22:12:36+00:00

If you have Netflix, I recommend you check out Extreme Ice: NOVA.

lordben89 · 2012-10-19T22:19:55+00:00

Someone better go get the dynamite.

RasputinPlaysTheTuba · 2012-10-19T22:25:09+00:00

Go home iceberg, you're drunk!

Jonny_Watts · 2012-10-19T22:40:33+00:00

Are they gonna blow it up

SNARTLY · 2012-10-19T23:11:16+00:00

awww poor thing. Someone should push that back out.

Cruyff14 · 2012-10-19T23:14:06+00:00

Get that Jew off the beach!

SusanSuperstar · 2012-10-19T23:17:59+00:00

Go home iceberg, you're drunk!

montaguian_raycharlz · 2012-10-19T23:20:11+00:00

Need karma? Why not iceberg!

TomDLux · 2012-10-20T00:01:46+00:00

This photo provides the context, but why didn't you go up close and bathe in the colour

Magrias · 2012-10-20T00:07:30+00:00

Beached as, bro

OneLifeLived · 2012-10-20T00:24:42+00:00

I love how blue it is

AliasUndercover · 2012-10-20T00:48:11+00:00

I want a sno-cone made from that.

riceistasty · 2012-10-20T00:51:22+00:00

Kind of looks like a beluga whale

morzinbo · 2012-10-20T01:03:47+00:00

The poor thing

elmst87 · 2012-10-20T01:07:35+00:00

now that's some high quality h20

maximusponderus · 2012-10-20T01:13:10+00:00

he's just sitting there, chill'n

BullWizard · 2012-10-20T02:18:33+00:00

Aang?

ExTex · 2012-10-20T05:20:16+00:00

Iceberg, you are soooo grounded.

evolsteve · 2012-10-19T16:41:54+00:00

Looks like it's having a "whale of a time".

Paid_for_WinRar · 2012-10-19T17:05:14+00:00

Go home Iceberg, you're ~~drunk~~ melting

dasMikero · 2012-10-19T15:52:29+00:00

I got that beach an iceberg. Beaches love icebergs.

St3v3nnn · 2012-10-19T16:14:12+00:00

Just chillin'!

chitibang · 2012-10-19T16:25:30+00:00

I read it as bleached.

Mr_I_Know · 2012-10-19T16:38:07+00:00

That is amazing

EmbraceTheLorax · 2012-10-19T16:42:23+00:00

Just chillin'

justiceandindependen · 2012-10-19T16:58:33+00:00

Whale, that's not going to sink any ships like that.

Sicaliptico · 2012-10-19T17:27:47+00:00

Go home iceberg, you're drunk.

artisticchipmunk · 2012-10-19T17:46:43+00:00

Go home iceberg.

showmeurmoves · 2012-10-19T15:51:30+00:00

go home iceberg, you're drunk

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