He was so sharp in the debates, too.

mestarhanta · 2012-10-19T09:34:57+00:00

The incumbent President Rock is still the favourite I believe.

KatzMotel · 2012-10-19T10:32:04+00:00

He would have made cuts to public services anyway.

burgerofthepast · 2012-10-19T14:06:02+00:00

My brain at 7am:

Ah cuz he'll cut their heads off. I get it. That's funny.

:|

durant0s · 2012-10-19T11:48:45+00:00

it is because running with scissors isn't safe that makes this joke funny.

TheScissors · 2012-10-19T12:12:52+00:00

I never knew I had run for president.

Dajbman22 · 2012-10-19T13:41:10+00:00

What happened to Rep. Yankovic? He ran with Scissors back in the 1999 campaign.

IZ3820 · 2012-10-19T13:02:04+00:00

Milk came out of my nose. I wasn't even drinking milk.

Larsen1337 · 2012-10-19T15:36:13+00:00

I guess he didn't make the cut.

Lawsuitup · 2012-10-19T16:17:27+00:00

I am almost certain Weird Al would run with him.

TheJoshwa · 2012-10-19T16:11:59+00:00

I would vote for him shearly for his ability to cut down the national debt.

ReigninLikeA_MoFo · 2012-10-19T12:07:50+00:00

If it wasn't for my mother, I never would have gotten this joke.

david11011 · 2012-10-19T14:35:49+00:00

"Hope, you have no business being in here! This is my masterbatorium! And you're using my blanket"

-Dr. Finch

MutantNinjaSquirtle · 2012-10-19T15:04:19+00:00

groan

Yaverland · 2012-10-19T16:22:54+00:00

Excellent pun in the title

jackofallhearts · 2012-10-19T16:28:47+00:00

Your title was funnier then the comic. Hats off.

Laundry_Hamper · 2012-10-19T17:18:34+00:00

He was always far too divisive for me anyway

RollingRick · 2012-10-19T17:59:21+00:00

One of the punniest posts I've seen in a while.

kagesars · 2012-10-19T19:04:33+00:00

upvote just for the title

Borror0 · 2012-10-19T20:16:57+00:00

"It would be more accurate to say he couldn't find anyone to run with him that wouldn't hold him down."

unrealious · 2012-10-20T01:39:07+00:00

Another promising career cut short.

unrealious · 2012-10-20T01:40:39+00:00

Governor Paper said he didn't want anything to do with that guy.

unrealious · 2012-10-20T01:42:09+00:00

I watch a clip of him. Just that snippet was enough to cut all support.

synonymous_with · 2012-10-20T01:57:55+00:00

One of the better titles I've seen on a reddit post. I was expecting it to ruin the punchline, added to it instead. Well done.

Therealsebastiandior · 2012-10-20T02:17:58+00:00

THAT'S STUPID, YOU'RE STUPID

Me66 · 1 day

He should have tried recruiting at /r/firstworldanarchists

MrMiyagiSan · 2012-10-19T12:50:47+00:00

ShittyTitleAlert · 2012-10-19T14:02:42+00:00

HONK HONK! RING! RING! WOMP WOMP!

Schnafer · 2012-10-19T10:26:35+00:00

Sarah Paling would run with him, just sayin'.

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