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Introducing friends to Reddit (i.imgur.com)

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[–]sover435 181 points182 points ago

These are some cats...Do you see?

[–]so_carelessly_here 39 points40 points ago

These are some cats someone found in a dumpster by accident.

[–]impossibru65 51 points52 points ago

DO YOU SEE?!

Oh god yes I see, please!!

[–]Iarechristopher 2 points3 points ago

OH GOD IT'S SO BORING

[–]rokinlobster 9 points10 points ago

I did this how do I get my Karma now?

[–]so_carelessly_here 3 points4 points ago

Did you take a a lot of pictures of it wrapped in a blanket and post one of them titled

I found this poor little guy in a dumpster. What name should I give him?

[–]rokinlobster 0 points1 point ago

Nope, guess ill have to. Heres the story. I used to live in an apartments that backed up to a pet co. I was helping my siblings build a fort based in the show "out of the box" so we were getting boxes from the dumpsters behind the petco. One was really heavy, it was a blender box, and I was excited because I thought there was a blender in there. We open it and in tied closed platic store bag are three kittens, covered in gross. We took them in a cleaned them up, and now almost 15 years later 2 are still alive and well, Moose and Lee Lu. Turn out that this petco had a thing for throwing away live animals, as a few days after this my mom saw a bag in a dirt lot next door tgat was moving around and there were birds in it. The store closed down shorty after.

[–]SpicyMeatball19 24 points25 points ago

These are the cats that a non atheist shot with an arrow and left it behind the dumpster of the republican headquarters. And I nursed it back to health and now it can take spontaneous pics of itself with an iPhone. Do you see!?!?

[–]anUrbanFurvor 3 points4 points ago

Every front page. Every day.

[–]ZeroGSpaceCow 0 points1 point ago

You forgot the naked ladyz.

[–]SporksRUs 2 points3 points ago

I want to believe...

[–]OcifferWiggles 1 point2 points ago

DO YOU SEE!?!

[–]ThatVanGuy 49 points50 points ago

Forcing friends to look at things on the internet when you're all in the same room is just… awkward. If you're in the same place, go do something interesting. If not, send links.

[–]so_carelessly_here 4 points5 points ago

What a valuable piece of advice. Where do I send the check?

But, what if someone considers sending links interesting?

What then?

[–]PeanutTheKidnapper 1 point2 points ago

Then you should get new friends.

[–]Beakerbite -3 points-2 points ago

Or get friends with smart phones and send pictures of dicks to each other while drinking at the bar together.

[–]so_carelessly_here 0 points1 point ago

I like this idea better.

[–]tha_dood 3 points4 points ago

I beg to differ. 6 of us sat and watched all the youtube haikus and it was not awkward at all.

[–]cyclicamp 4 points5 points ago

I beg to differ.

My group watched youtube haikus.

It was not awkward.

[–]I_KILL_CHILDREN 0 points1 point ago

And Redditors wonder why they have no friends.

[–]thesandlot 27 points28 points ago

Introducing friends to Reddit http://i.imgur.com/XuTCn.png

[–]jakemantha 2 points3 points ago

do they float?

[–]thesandlot 21 points22 points ago

Yes

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 8 points9 points ago

/r/ExpectationVsReality

[–]up_river 37 points38 points ago

This is a repost... Do you See?

[–]AmishSlayer 20 points21 points ago

It's kind of nice to see my own creation get reposted and still get pretty high up there, though :)

[–]shinthemighty 5 points6 points ago

Taking you at your word that this is actually your OC - should I upvote or downvote this piece of shit karma whore reposter?

[–]AmishSlayer 4 points5 points ago

Yes, it is actually my OC. Le_that_guy just posted the karmadecay info in reply to up_river.

Meh, vote whichever way you'd like. I know it's reddit policy to squash reposts, but I upvoted him against my better judgement because I'm selfish and I wanted more people to see the joke :)

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 2 points3 points ago

Your post made me laugh man, and I upvoted it all those days ago (if that is any consolation).

[–]Le_that_guy 11 points12 points ago

I do see.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Introducing people to Reddit 68coms 1061pts 5mos funny
When I try to introduce friends to Reddit... 324coms 1869pts 8mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]xXsilvanXx 4 points5 points ago

Even the top comment is reposted from the original post.

[–]Bulrog 11 points12 points ago

Just use this as introduction. Everything will be OK.

[–]Zhumanchu 11 points12 points ago

I just send them a few /r/aww links to break them in. let them discover the rest themselves.

But yeah, truth.

[–]ourosoad 10 points11 points ago

The first thing my wife saw on reddit was the mutilated corpse of a Las Vegas prostitute. She hasn't been back.

[–]Motherfudge 3 points4 points ago

My friends are perverts, they started off with gonewild hoping to see someone they actually know. They slowly started exploring other subreddits a year later.

[–]Verbose_Slayer 3 points4 points ago

GUYS WEVE BEEN OVER THIS: You can't get people to use reddit based off of /r/Gore /r/WTF /r/spacedicks /r/GoneWildCD and /r/Pegging WE HAVE TO EASE THEM INTO THE HORRIFYING SHIT

[–]Lots42 2 points3 points ago

Gone wild CD

What is the CD?

I demand to know.

I am not clicking on it.

[–]_Indeed 8 points9 points ago

I took the hit for the team. It stands for cross dressing.

[–]Lots42 3 points4 points ago

Why is this in the same category as all those other sub-reddits?

If you're going for /r/gonewild, then crossdressing, while not personally not my thing, is nothing.

[–]Zovistograt 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, seriously. It's not even close. There are so many other gonewild type subreddits to choose from.

Unfortunately, my personal favourite was (probably forcibly) removed only a few weeks after it was made. RIP in hyperspace, /r/fifthworldgonewild. The terrestrial plane was not ready for your content.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

I fear to ask but I must know.

What in the name of his noodly appendange was the content?

[–]Zovistograt 0 points1 point ago

Indescribable.

[–]FAP_TO_ALLTHETHINGS 2 points3 points ago

I just visited those subreddits. I have challenges ahead of me I have not envisioned.

[–]Lots42 -1 points0 points ago

Such as getting a good night's sleep in a straitjacket?

[–]Verbose_Slayer 2 points3 points ago

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/419/862/385.gif

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

Um...yeah. I say I'm not going to click on something ... and you give me a strange gif.

Logical!

[–]sruvolo 5 points6 points ago

Which South Park episode is that from?

[–]comicsansibar 5 points6 points ago

S:8 E:13 "Cartman's Incredible Gift"

[–]BlueOctoberHunter 0 points1 point ago

Cartman thinks he's a psychic or something and the police ask him to help solve a series of murders.

[–]Pelican_Fly 3 points4 points ago

At least those vacation photos were OC, reddit is full of reposts.

[–]Fuckeddit 3 points4 points ago

Do you see?.........DO YOU SEE!

[–]Frizkie 4 points5 points ago

I have my girlfriend in the /r/funny cage. I told her that everywhere else it just gets strange. Of course the first thing she did when she heard about /r/spacedicks was to go to /r/spacedicks. She nearly cried.

[–]Lots42 -1 points0 points ago

Does she have mental problems?

I mean before?

Seriously, who goes to /r/spacedicks knowing what they will see?

[–]Frizkie 0 points1 point ago

The thing about /r/spacedicks is that when people talk about it, people assume that you know what lies there. She had no idea and people just kept saying things like "durr that's worse than /r/spacedicks" and I think the name eventually was enough to get her to go.

[–]dinimer 3 points4 points ago

"Ok, now you saw the most basic subreddits. Any questions?"

-"Yes, what's spacedicks? I saw it mentioned somewhere."

"Oh, believe me, you don't wanna know. It's sick, disgusting and even I don't have the heart to go there. I was there but.. "

-"Please, Please, show me, I have a strong heart, you just don't want to show me the interesting things!"

"Ok." Click.

-"Get off, Get off, Get off, Get off, Get off, Get off, Get off, Get off, Get off, Get off, Get off, Get off..."

[–]so_carelessly_here -2 points-1 points ago

So, you get off spacedicks. Ok.

Get off, 23 positions in a one night stand

[–]LepKoGreh 0 points1 point ago

They saw it and said: "Too much to read..."

[–]Solitaryfein 0 points1 point ago

Just look you'll enjoy it

[–]Sambospudz 0 points1 point ago

Funny and very fucking true!

[–]Captain-Kenneth 2 points3 points ago

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the downvote again!"

[–]ohdalulz 1 point2 points ago

Reddit is something you do by yourself... Like masturbation or bowel moments

[–]Freelancer47 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad I thought I saw the dude in the open bath robe wearing a Green Bay Packers hat?

Da Bears.

[–]JackandClaud 0 points1 point ago

Take all my upvotes... TAKE'EM!!

[–]Princess_Little 0 points1 point ago

DO YOU SEE?

[–]sextjk5 0 points1 point ago

This is very true

[–]7FoldSamurai -1 points0 points ago

If you play the song "sexual Seduction"by snoop dogg you wont need to tie them up in the basement

[–]jasonlitherland 0 points1 point ago

my upvote wasn't enough. just wanted to say. this is funny. hilarious even.

[–]srslol 0 points1 point ago

Wow. Best ever.

[–]VodkaHappens 0 points1 point ago

Yeah dude, reddit is soooo hardcore!

[–]TheCrowing2113 1 point2 points ago

You gotta cater to who you're introducing. If it's a girl, you always hit up /aww. It well get any female addicted to reddit. Men, you show /funny and /Aww and if they aren't hooked by then, you break out the secret weapon: /gonewild

[–]ThePerrinGoldeneyes 0 points1 point ago

I just tell them about the site and 3 weeks later they either thank me or tell me that they hate me...

[–]IamTypingWithOneHand 0 points1 point ago

The right way to introduce someone to reddit is to first show they a subreddit of their interest.

I have a friend who loves minecraft, first I showed him /r/minecraft and then I said.. "There are all kinds of subreddits bla bla bla"

[–]gerken 0 points1 point ago

I started with /r/WTF while it was in its 'get wtf back to its roots / gore' phase. We just browsed images on my tv in my living room. One of them was creepily into it; the other was freaking out.

[–]doodiewizard 0 points1 point ago

i feel as though reddit is something one has to explore and figure out on their own.

[–]davebarr27 0 points1 point ago

Best picture analogy ever.

[–]VUSGqlvcuewo -1 points0 points ago

Repost

[–]givemethebass -1 points0 points ago

Repost

[–]c0r3y 0 points1 point ago

I laughed until I realized how true this is...

[–]polishpickle 0 points1 point ago

If the person never heard of the word "meme" then I think it's quite pointless to show reddit to someone.

[–]spunkush 0 points1 point ago

Not necessarily, I never heard about meme before I browsed reddit

[–]Ds0990 0 points1 point ago

Maybe next time you shouldn't start with /r/spacedicks

[–]Princip1914 0 points1 point ago

I really gotta start mentioning /r/spacedicks as an example of how obscure and/or specific subreddits can be. I'm serious...

[–]StickSauce 0 points1 point ago

That south park character was great.

Police: Hello sir, were looking for a couple missing people, do mind if we look around mr...?

Guy: ...God

Police: Okay, Mr.God, it won't take but a moment.

Source

[–]KingOTheCask 0 points1 point ago

Here I am posing with a random celebrity I met on the street. Do you see?

[–]dumptruck93 0 points1 point ago

What episode was this?

[–]KuchiKoo 0 points1 point ago

Season 8 Cartman's Incredible Gift

[–]Jakopf 0 points1 point ago

awesome

[–]dubweiser9 0 points1 point ago

reddit is the dark side of the internet

[–]shinthemighty 1 point2 points ago

MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS A REPOST

[–]JAlexander32 0 points1 point ago

When I saw how many upvotes this had I thought I was the only one who noticed!

[–]drakcol 0 points1 point ago

idk my introduction was quite different, a friend had it open at work and burst out laughing at something in /r/funny. within moments the whole IT office was gathered around his monitor as we scrolled down /r/funny just laughing our asses off, was a good time.

[–]kobekramer1 0 points1 point ago

No no wait! Hold on a second. If those were left hands, the thumbs would be facing to the left, see? This is the wrong guy.

[–]nokz88 0 points1 point ago

A whole new world~~~~

...of pun threads, image macros and wtf-worthy material

[–]adaramichelle 0 points1 point ago

This is me at the Grand Canyon... DO YOU SEE?!

[–]elpapaaaa 0 points1 point ago

This has happened to me so many times! Thanks for illustrating it!

[–]Diabolical_Intention 0 points1 point ago

A whole new wooooorld!

[–]MrSky74 0 points1 point ago

totally true. was on here in the library with some girl, was like "this is reddit, it's really awesome." clicked on a picture of some guy with his cock out...

[–]herebezombies 0 points1 point ago

im gonna start walking around my house in a red robe and a yellow speedo.

[–]Seraphus 0 points1 point ago

DO YOU SEE?!

[–]flyboyian 0 points1 point ago

A WHOOOOLE NEEEEWWWWW WOOOOOORRRLLLDDDD

[–]Ragnarokt -1 points0 points ago

This subreddit is turning to shit, repost's and all.

[–]Lots42 4 points5 points ago

You know how to leave.

[–]ialsosuckatlife -2 points-1 points ago

Thief.

[–]dEaDi3 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure this is the 5th or 6th time I've seen this.

[–]mark-the-shark 0 points1 point ago

Did you tell him that he's a raving fucking lunatic?

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