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I have no words. (imgur.com)

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[–]Tangerine68 16 points17 points ago

Its the new pokemon....peekacheek

[–]CrossEyed-FishFace 0 points1 point ago

You made me audibly chuckle.

[–]Trent1373 30 points31 points ago

Maybe she was exposed to Gama radiation.

[–]Bodhisattva314 20 points21 points ago

You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry..

[–]do7com 9 points10 points ago

HULK GNASH!

[–]progers20 0 points1 point ago

:( I came here for that. Upvote for you.

[–]Blade22 -1 points0 points ago

It ain't Gama-Gay-ass-Shit Radiation Stupid, it's NiggeRadiation

[–]Bacon_Donut -1 points0 points ago

I thought everyone new that zombies where their trousers with the designer shredding cuts around the hem. (the sexy bum pockets are a personal touch)

[–]5iveby5ive 14 points15 points ago

i do. Florida.

[–]ImFerocious 3 points4 points ago

Yay, Bradenton. Beautiful beaches full of this.

[–]glenlikespie 28 points29 points ago

I like to imagine her making this at home, planning it out on graph paper, cutting out pieces carefully. Holding it up to the light--Almost done. Snipping off a few more threads. Perfect!

[–]4chan- 4 points5 points ago

Or is homeless

[–]Mojo_Nixon -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck! 4chan is finally invading! We need to ready the flamethrowers. Only fire will kill it!

[–]ADickShin 17 points18 points ago

first thing I thought of.

http://imgur.com/GMfdz

[–]Bacon_Donut 6 points7 points ago

Is that a pair of lion nuts down on the inside of her knees?

[–]ADickShin 1 point2 points ago

oh my fucking god I never even noticed that. UGH!

[–]hennyfurlopez 7 points8 points ago

Hulk angry! Hulk smash...ed potatoes, mmmm potatoes.

[–]bojangles0023 6 points7 points ago

Oh god bradenton. Why am i not surprised.

[–]bowsersdick 0 points1 point ago

Because Murcas wang.

[–]Herk681 10 points11 points ago

I always thought rappers weren't serious when they'd talk about "dat ass coming out of dem jeans girl."

[–]do7com 5 points6 points ago

They were.

[–]Teradoll 3 points4 points ago

Is this the same woman who wore her tanktop as a skirt?...

[–]twjz24 3 points4 points ago

Ryan O'Neal did this back in 81 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083099/

[–]BeachNWhale 0 points1 point ago

quite a funny movie when i saw it, not sure how it's held up over the years.

[–]ruptured_pomposity 4 points5 points ago

I have words... no.

[–]supermegafuerte 9 points10 points ago

That's called fashion, you pricks. It's too avant-garde for you to understand it.

[–]HighburyFieldsForeve 4 points5 points ago

more like rearguard..

[–]NecroGod 4 points5 points ago

rearsansguard

[–]HighburyFieldsForeve 3 points4 points ago

la mot juste!

[–]Mojo_Nixon 2 points3 points ago

I tip my hat to you, sir. Well played.

[–]Dyamalos 2 points3 points ago

Didn't a subreddit get baned for this sort of thing?

[–]neverdreams -2 points-1 points ago

yea ben this stupid shit

[–]frontseatdog 0 points1 point ago

Hardly binnable.

[–]DudeManroddd 2 points3 points ago

Bradenton Florida?

[–]Jessperado[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yes. Unfortunately

[–]DudeManroddd 2 points3 points ago

Damn I live in Tampa so we have our fair share of weirdos

[–]quitar 0 points1 point ago

I live in S. FL and am no stranger to these "fashions". Must be a FL thing.

[–]jamiethejoker26 0 points1 point ago

Northwest Florida here, never seen shit like this before

[–]quitar 0 points1 point ago

NW FL is a little more conservative, I spent a summer in Pensacola and they put those black out blockers in front of ALL the magazines at Publix. When I asked the cashier why she said people were offended by the sight of a woman in a bikini.

[–]jamiethejoker26 0 points1 point ago

I live in the area, and I think it's due to this area having the coldest winters in the state

[–]Mojo_Nixon 0 points1 point ago

What, only 65 degrees at night? Come to Boston. Spring here is colder than your winters.

[–]jamiethejoker26 0 points1 point ago

The town I live in has the coldest winters in the state, it's actually snowed here somewhat.

[–]Mojo_Nixon 0 points1 point ago

Yes, yes. I'm sure you think it's cold.

[–]DudeManroddd 0 points1 point ago

Well I guess when it's fucking 95 degrees out in October you have to improvise with the clothing to make it still breathable. Don't want that booty sweat trickling down your crack

[–]quitar 0 points1 point ago

Good call, she did it for ventilation, not style purposes.

[–]DudeManroddd 0 points1 point ago

May not be very stylish, but it's comfort and practicality makes it a must have

[–]Ben_Deroveur 1 point2 points ago

West Bradenton checking in

[–]Ember357 2 points3 points ago

My hometown. Keeping it classy, motherfuckers.

[–]Jessperado[S] 0 points1 point ago

Me too! My sentiments exactly.

[–]mcintosh031 2 points3 points ago

Her ass if so fat its consuming her pants.

[–]Redrock1188 2 points3 points ago

I was born and raised in Bradenton... I miss home.

[–]Bwtadpole 2 points3 points ago

I have three.

"How you doin'?"

[–]Camouflage_Cat 2 points3 points ago

I figured that was just leather inserts on the pockets. Then I noticed the cellulite.

[–]BHisa 2 points3 points ago

I have one: Erection.

[–]PaleOfBucket 2 points3 points ago

just butt out. ok?

[–]mildly_inappropriate 4 points5 points ago

Yeah but I bet she can fuck.

[–]voucher420 9 points10 points ago

I just want to run up to her with a friend and have each of us slap a cheek, let out a nice yelp & keep on running! lol

[–]oogaboogaluna 1 point2 points ago

I guess she didn't need back pockets.

[–]UniqueViolation 3 points4 points ago

Not with an ass like that. shudders

[–]YoOmarComing 1 point2 points ago

Oh, but I do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg

[–]JosepHell 1 point2 points ago

I kinda like it.

[–]40sixand2 1 point2 points ago

Bradenton of course!

[–]A_walmart_greeter 1 point2 points ago

I guess she fell off her motorcycle.

[–]redDditaurus 1 point2 points ago

So that's how you make them fit.. Gotcha!

[–]WildEvie 1 point2 points ago

Ass zombie?

[–]mattnumber 1 point2 points ago

I assume she's a werewolf or was attacked by one.

[–]bobqjones 1 point2 points ago

dog attack?

[–]bangbreakfast 1 point2 points ago

her pockets is full of ass...

[–]Dillyano 1 point2 points ago

I have two: Style Points!

[–]illiteratemarsupial 1 point2 points ago

hmmm. she must be a butt pirate. I always wondered what they looked like.

[–]bryangrossman 1 point2 points ago

holy shit! her ass dissolved her pockets!!!

[–]Mickeymousears 1 point2 points ago

Smack dat ass....with gloves on

[–]Karmagusta00 1 point2 points ago

How about 'ratchet'

[–]asevie 1 point2 points ago

OMG! They're filming Thriller II from the looks of it!

[–]holysocks 1 point2 points ago

someone just had an accident and you're making fun of her?!

[–]Hootentoot 1 point2 points ago

Horrifying.

[–]oxidentally 1 point2 points ago

It appears you have four.

[–]Jazmariah 1 point2 points ago

I have two. Assless. chaps.

[–]Justwokeup 1 point2 points ago

You probably wouldn't like her when she gets angree

[–]quitar 1 point2 points ago

You found the bitch who stole my pants!!!

[–]iamemanresu 1 point2 points ago

You have no words, she has no pockets.

[–]ellaxbella 1 point2 points ago

Loss of innocence

[–]plutiebum 1 point2 points ago

She Hulk got a tan?

[–]chocobaby 1 point2 points ago

Hulkashaneekwamia?

[–]Sunshineroll 1 point2 points ago

Dat ass

[–]always3lefts 1 point2 points ago

Apparently the no pants lady at the airport had found a loophole.

Edit: This lady http://imgur.com/jF3iZ

[–]GaroLord 1 point2 points ago

Style.

[–]freakedoutbunny 1 point2 points ago

God. Of course. Florida. This is getting embarrassing.

[–]RocksAndSoup 1 point2 points ago

"Open the rear bay doors. "

[–]cameronabab 1 point2 points ago

Like I ask for all pictures like this, how is this nsfw?

[–]shakycam3 1 point2 points ago

I do. "Stank!"

[–]Deconstruction_Z 1 point2 points ago

I have two "Grimy bitch"

[–]sendmealink 1 point2 points ago

I have no pockets.

The Lady in the Pic

[–]sharpstyx 1 point2 points ago

I have 2,

hail damage

[–]Beatle_Matt 2 points3 points ago

The sad thing is that she left the house that day thinking "Dayum...I look good today!"

Ugh. She's as sexy as a queef.

[–]Kenpochad 0 points1 point ago

I have one word...... GROSS!!!

[–]occupythekitchen 0 points1 point ago

then spread them and get dirty with it

[–]jermzdeejd 0 points1 point ago

Thong with leg warmers?

[–]mikeyros484 0 points1 point ago

Proctor started this trend in Miami, when he failed at water skiing.

[–]KuguraSystem 0 points1 point ago

RACHET!!!!!!!

[–]smilingasIsay 0 points1 point ago

I....I would have to slap a cheek

[–]RefreshingSky 0 points1 point ago

Ay girl... What's in yo' pockets?

[–]fonttastic_plastic 0 points1 point ago

more like assFULL chaps...

[–]kabuto 0 points1 point ago

Maybe she got caught in a paper shredder?

[–]Claireski 0 points1 point ago

Damn pick pocket

[–]DerpstonHowellthe3rd 0 points1 point ago

Words: Butt Cheeks. Get over it

[–]THAT_ENT 0 points1 point ago

its the booty buttcheeks monster!

[–]Nyxlana 0 points1 point ago

I...

wut.

[–]Coltrickle 0 points1 point ago

I have two words.... Dat Ass

[–]Godsspikergrins 0 points1 point ago

It seems she took a raptor to the ass.....

[–]greenmachine969 0 points1 point ago

... and then the zombies just kinda lost their appetite at a certain point...

[–]BearWhisperer8111 0 points1 point ago

I have two. Dat ass

[–]ExtraBread 0 points1 point ago

Why even wear pants at that point?

[–]FajitaTaco 0 points1 point ago

I don't want to live in this planet anymore.

[–]RedditMartian 0 points1 point ago

Poor lady. Wurst e been in the middle of a knife battle. Lucky to be a live i say.

[–]settnfiretonugz 0 points1 point ago

Two words: dat ass

[–]the_oskie_woskie 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to Ratchetsville, MI, located in the middle of Detroit. Population: that bitch

[–]Coolbreezy 0 points1 point ago

That's for Halloween, right? Someone Please say yes.

[–]Jessicaquinn 0 points1 point ago

That's probably the result of her trying to squeeze into those tight things.

[–]Ben_Deroveur 0 points1 point ago

Yep, this is definitely my sweet town of Bradenton

[–]Alexp95 0 points1 point ago

DAT ASS are the words you should have!

[–]JustSaysNiggers 0 points1 point ago

niggers

[–]ToXicXxX 0 points1 point ago

Those are one more chicken wing away from critical mass.

[–]CatrickStrayze 0 points1 point ago

That's hot!!

[–]SexCriminalBoat 0 points1 point ago

Obviously appropriate attire for an arts+culture+heritage festival.

[–]MetalKitty 0 points1 point ago

YUCK!

[–]anoano 0 points1 point ago

Hawt

[–]potatoed_anus -3 points-2 points ago

How about nigger?

[–]lasiviously -1 points0 points ago

I do. Cellulite!

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

Are some black women trying to look like slaves again!? Lincoln is rolling in his grave

[–]adidasaids -2 points-1 points ago

You have no words? I can think of one: nigger.

[–]funkarama -4 points-3 points ago

niggers in their natural habitat.

[–]OFWGriff -1 points0 points ago

swag?

[–]ponyoratty -4 points-3 points ago

fat people make me sick

[–]robyn_graeves -1 points0 points ago

I have words.... nsfw ??

[–]Drewlord -2 points-1 points ago

Dats sat opuh Compton Style

[–]MrTeddybear -3 points-2 points ago

Now that's one look I can get... behind. Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitresses.

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