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Vampire Teabags? (imgur.com)

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[–]monkeydude9393 55 points56 points ago

I thought it was funny. Not wtf at all.

[–]Xynrai 7 points8 points ago

r/wtf is the new r/funny. r/funny is the new r/slightlyinteresting.

[–]beck_lack 5 points6 points ago

r/slightlyinteresting.

You mean /r/mildlyinteresting ?

[–]justwannabethatguy -2 points-1 points ago

If it makes me almost throw up it's WTF.

[–]khayden39005 25 points26 points ago

i fully expected to see edward cullens nuts in jacobs mouth. not gonna lie, a little disappointed. the pic is still pretty funny

[–]Thehealeroftri 7 points8 points ago

This comment was more "What the fuck?" than the actual picture.

[–]DracoAzule 1 point2 points ago

The rest of us expected to see Draculas nuts. But he was doing it quick because he didn't want to erupt in flames when the sun came up.

You should feel bad.

[–]Tifner 20 points21 points ago

WANT

[–]ilovegingermen 10 points11 points ago

Seriously, does anyone know where I could get one of these? It would make my tampons happy.

[–]JojoScotia 1 point2 points ago

It's so cool!

[–]irawwwr 0 points1 point ago

The Tea Party memorabilia

[–]SexCriminalBoat 8 points9 points ago

old joke.

[–]JCross2008 3 points4 points ago

new image?

[–]GeebusNZ 1 point2 points ago

For those that don't know it, or a variation of it:

Three vampires walk into a bar. "I'll take a pint of 0 Neg, Nigel," the first vampire says to the barman "and another for my mate here." The barman turns to the third and asks "What is it you'll be having then?" "Just hot water please." "Hot water?" the barman asks. "Yeah," says the third vampire as he pulls a tampon out of a pocket "I'm making tea."

[–]JohnStamosAsABear 6 points7 points ago

I read this in a joke book I found when I was 10. I promptly decided it was funny enough to tell my dad and he promptly tossed it into the garbage.

[–]Stujelmabok 6 points7 points ago

The sad thing is this will probably be on /r/funny too. People just spam subreddits with the same shit.

[–]xplodingboy07 4 points5 points ago

I can't even describe how shocked I am, it's a toxic shock..

[–]Interlockk 2 points3 points ago

I would suspect a vampire wouldn't want the menstrual blood. Not alive enough.

[–]Armagetiton 4 points5 points ago

It's an old joke I've heard a while back.

A Vampire walks into a bar. Bartender says, "what'll you have?" Vampire says, "get me a cup of hot water." As the bartender gets the hot water and brings it to him, he says, "I've never seen a vampire order hot water before, what gives?" And the vampire produces a bloody tampon, starts dipping it in the water, and says "I'm making tea!"

[–]khaycock 1 point2 points ago

I know the punchline as "Tea time"! lol

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Taking kettle off the stove now. Thanks.

[–]delkeece 1 point2 points ago

/r/funny, not /r/wtf

[–]Cyndermissany 1 point2 points ago

So some twilight inspired art school grad money maker posted on etsy?

[–]ofdubiousorigin 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if the endometrium is good for their circulation or something.

[–]originsquigs -1 points0 points ago

I hate my imagination...... Made me gag a bit...

[–]aphoodis 0 points1 point ago

This expression is from The Vizz I think

[–]Torquai 0 points1 point ago

I want one....

[–]Dreadfire_RD 0 points1 point ago

ahhh, I see what they did there

[–]fingawkward -1 points0 points ago

God I love when people take jokes that are older than me and turn them into a picture! It makes them so relevant and funny again. What would we do without recycled jokes?

[–]gezana 0 points1 point ago

Is it weird that I find the idea of little vampire teabags really cute? I can imagine them as friendly little creatures, happily giving girls everywhere a helping hand free of charge. Aww.

[–]mistahARK 0 points1 point ago

At first I was like how is this WTF, I don't even get it.

And the I was like, ohWTF.

[–]SlimPikinZ 1 point2 points ago

A rather apt description of the GOP?

[–]darkscream 0 points1 point ago

I once saw a hentai that featured menstrual blood vampires.

[–]ToXicXxX 0 points1 point ago

I love how its even in the twilight font. People are weird.

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 0 points1 point ago

If I'm not mistaken however, a tampon could absorb the whole cup of water..

[–]wolfman1214 1 point2 points ago

It isn't a cup of water he's dipping it into.

[–]conn1e 0 points1 point ago

The tampons would be er "used" of their absorbency before the vampire wanted them surely though.

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