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Anon takes his pigeon to GameStop (i.imgur.com)

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[–]gary88 466 points467 points ago

What actually happened:

You can't bring a pigeon inside the store, I'm going to have to ask you to leave

o-okay...

[–]elwombat/tg/ 178 points179 points ago

Y...you too.

[–]Big_Green_Piccolo 289 points290 points ago

spaghetti falls out of pants

[–]californian10 59 points60 points ago

More like... Takes picture of pigeon. Puts pigeon down. Walks inside store, and pays full price.

But I'd like to believe it's true.

[–]dgeister 5 points6 points ago

You could call him and ask him. Isn't that his number at the top with the 341 area code?

[–]NotQuiteOnTopic 22 points23 points ago

Yes. you should call, ask, and report back to us. If I know anon as well as i think i do,He's going to act like he doesn't know what you're talking about, but just keep on him and he'll give you the scoop. Also, he might even hang up and "pretend" to be upset. Just keep calling and calling.

[–]Kerraren 242 points243 points ago

brb gonna rob stores with pigeons

[–]Munkir 34 points35 points ago

Tell me how it goes

[–]Fake-Empire 7 points8 points ago

It went okay.

[–]Rotty2707 5 points6 points ago

Not great, only managed to get Fifa 06 Final summary, not worth your time.

[–]Creevildead 473 points474 points ago

Did he take that picture with his icecream?

[–]IncognitoDopeAccount 194 points195 points ago

iCecream

[–]Hoggord 63 points64 points ago

Patented.

[–]kulrajiskulraj 88 points89 points ago

Lawsuited

[–]doersino 20 points21 points ago

Dismissed.

[–]vasudeva89 23 points24 points ago

"Put ads claiming that competitor did not steal design"-ed

[–]Pillagerguy/mlp/ 36 points37 points ago

He was eating before he found the pigeons, and presumably finished.

[–]Psythik -1 points0 points ago

As in a phone running Android Ice Cream Sandwich?

[–]Meadslosh 0 points1 point ago

How can anyone downvote a phrase as delightfully absurdist as 'Android Ice Cream Sandwich?'

[–]Psythik 0 points1 point ago

Especially since it's an actual name for a phone OS.

[–]Meadslosh 0 points1 point ago

I had no Goddamned idea. I was just thinking of Anon talking into an ice cream sandwich and making calls to pigeons.

[–]Blitztide 2 points3 points ago

Android?

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[–]colossus16 43 points44 points ago

PINING THE FJORDS?

[–]marcoosha 12 points13 points ago

WHAT KIND OF TALK IS THAT?

[–]Belgarath81 8 points9 points ago

Look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

[–]not_galactic_police 10 points11 points ago

The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on its back!

[–]JdaveA 9 points10 points ago

BEAUTIFUL PLUMAGE!

[–]ruckus_randall 1 point2 points ago

/d/ flair

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[–]ruckus_randall 5 points6 points ago

went to your board to shitpost after we beat you in the summer cup and stayed for about 10 seconds. Sometimes, the best defense is having a good offense weird fucking board.

[–]DSSCRA/d/ 1 point2 points ago

shitpost

You should have made a scat thread.

[–]doesnotgetthepoint 0 points1 point ago

look more like crisps/chips

[–]xenthum 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTV3lQc4AmQ

[–]MLP_/mlp/ 440 points441 points ago

Then the employee he haggled with grabbed the bird and went to his boss and demanded a raise or he will release the bird.

[–]Battlesheep 528 points529 points ago

And then the manager grabbed the bird and demanded a raise from corporate.

Then the CEO grabbed the bird, and demanded lower taxes from congress.

That bird was never caught again, and went on to become Speaker of the House

[–]DrVeritassium 313 points314 points ago

This is an accurate account of the political career of John Boehner.

[–]ThePasswordsGullible 135 points136 points ago

Heh. Boner.

[–]AgreesWithIdiots 39 points40 points ago

If John is slang for toilet, and Boehner looks like it says boner, then wouldn't he be a toilet penis?

[–]Gooorilla 15 points16 points ago

Boner does not directly mean penis, its more of a descriptive word. If you say you have a boner, it is not expected to be flaccid. On the other hand a penis can be flaccid or erect but boner is a bad synonym for penis.

[–]GODDAMNFOOL 5 points6 points ago

A boner is a profession involving removing the bones from meat.

[–]dahahawgy 1 point2 points ago

Speak for yourself.

[–]Gooorilla 4 points5 points ago

I have no penis.

[–]PoorlyTimedPhraseGuy 0 points1 point ago

A toilet's erect penis.

[–]T3hSav/b/ 0 points1 point ago

Toilet boner

[–]DirtyDirtyPerverts -1 points0 points ago

My favorite Boehner joke, about 30 seconds in.

[–]i_done_goof 2 points3 points ago

I didn't know pigeons could even cry

[–]NonnagLava 20 points21 points ago

I'd vote for this bird for President... I mean just look at how quickly it entered Congress?!

[–]bathroomstalin 23 points24 points ago

PIGEON/KONY 2012

[–]DigitalChocobo 4 points5 points ago

PIGEON/COLBY 2012

[–]SelectaRx 0 points1 point ago

And now you know the rest of the story.

[–]djramrod 22 points23 points ago

I want this to be true so badly.

[–]LookAtMeGuys 22 points23 points ago

I thought he'd try to say it was a game that wasn't working and attempt to return it.

[–]Overoxide/tg/ 40 points41 points ago

"hey I'm here to return Farming Simulator 2012. the disk was cracked"

"that's uh... that's a bird, sir. "

[–]N0_Context 26 points27 points ago

"That's what I said"

[–]MalHeartsNutmeg 21 points22 points ago

Released pigeon

Pigeon just stands on floor cause that's what it was doing anyway

Employee picks it up and throws it in the trash

[–]JorgJorgJorg 7 points8 points ago

Next time I see a pigeon on the street it's going in the trash.

[–]Shredder13 4 points5 points ago

It'll already be in the trash.

[–]Blitztide 3 points4 points ago

The internet rages with the power of 100 suns

[–]scouragestar99/x/ 40 points41 points ago

I wonder if it'll work with a seagull.

[–]hylje 9 points10 points ago

Seagulls are harder to pick up. Except the ones at anime conventions.

[–]scouragestar99/x/ 1 point2 points ago

I will buy some Mcdonalds fries and set them near a seagull and grab it as it eats them.

[–]Ayn_Rand_Was_Right/a/ 4 points5 points ago

have someone film this, I would like to laugh at you getting your ass beat by a seagull.

[–]scouragestar99/x/ 0 points1 point ago

I would have sedatives.

[–]grubas 75 points76 points ago

Should have gotten Battletoads.

[–]xndrz 9 points10 points ago

I don't know if this is a repost on reddit or 4chan..

[–]alsothewalrus 10 points11 points ago

yes

[–]pwnies 84 points85 points ago

Today's lesson: don't haggle with a badass with a pigeon.

[–]meliaesc 54 points55 points ago

Don't argue with an insane person

[–]knightofmars 10 points11 points ago

They're probably busy arguing with themselves anyways.

[–]weskokigen 2 points3 points ago

Or a pigeon with a badass.

[–]bornrevolution/wg/ 14 points15 points ago

for fucking PSO? that game is like $30, at least get a console while you're at it.

[–]Jinairik 10 points11 points ago

PSU. Universe. I wouldn't be surprised if it is cheaper than PSO.

[–]Stampsr 6 points7 points ago

It is.

[–]PinballWizrd 31 points32 points ago

Technically, that was an act of terrorism.

[–]OnlySlightlyBent 14 points15 points ago

armed robbery not terrorism

[–]DFGdanger 5 points6 points ago

unarmed robbery

[–]nyan_dog 12 points13 points ago

winged robbery

[–]SamuraiKidd/r9k/ 11 points12 points ago

God, I love that game.

[–]Shadax -4 points-3 points ago

Phantasy Star Universe? Game was fucking terrible.

No more timed combos, no more mags, the entire game just felt insanely watered down from PSO. I was so excited for it considering how much I loved PSO, and I didn't put more than a few hours into the game before I fell asleep.

[–]XLGrandma 0 points1 point ago

i legit have no idea why your getting downvoted. i mean people realize PSU sucked compared to PSO right? crazy town in here.

[–]MyGibblets 1 point2 points ago

I understand what you mean. I was really excited to play PSU after playing PSO for years. Turned out to be single player, and not as versatile... On the bright side, PSO2 is out and will be for the US next year!

[–]Shadax 0 points1 point ago

PSU had multiplayer, but it wasn't as integrated with single player like PSO was. Where it was the same storyline and levels/difficulty etc. Man that was a great game. I'm crossing my fingers that PSO2 will be a proper sequel.

[–]NoxiousNick 11 points12 points ago

Anon just committed armed robbery.

[–]DL141 12 points13 points ago

That's pretty badass anon. But now you stranded a fearless pigeon in a strange place. It lost its family and dignity it has nothing left to lose. So I just say this watch the skys anon for he will have his revenge.

[–]Timisaghost 10 points11 points ago

It is a mother fucking pigeon

a pigeon

[–]NonnagLava 2 points3 points ago

It does not fear for it's lost comrades. Brave Pigeon doesn't give a fuck, and will wreak havoc over it's new territory.

[–]ghostysound 1 point2 points ago

'grab 1'

[–]PzGren 1 point2 points ago

wow if this is true its like some form of ghetto Bio-terrorism...

Me likes, I hope you spread bubonic plague

[–]TheJucheisLoose 2 points3 points ago

Did they have Battle Toads?

[–]snitchsgetstitchs107 2 points3 points ago

Things that never happened:

The holocaust

This story

[–]LibertyR3volution 0 points1 point ago

Title should read: Anon robs gamestop with pigeon.

[–]addman1405/b/ 2 points3 points ago

>mfw read this after a day couldnt get any better

[–]krystalonix 0 points1 point ago

PSU was such a disappointment compared to PSO 1,2 and blue burst

[–]MySexAndDrugsAccount 0 points1 point ago

at least it didn't get hacked to shit

[–]Blurgeorgog 2 points3 points ago

Oh, the old pigeon scam. When it backfires, it backfires bad.

[–]OnlySlightlyBent 1 point2 points ago

one word: lice

[–]Kaelindis 0 points1 point ago

Poor bird. Bad day.

[–]ibought_theapp 0 points1 point ago

On the real, how dirty is that pigeon/all pigeons?

[–]OnlySlightlyBent 2 points3 points ago

filth level: flying rat

[–]lookiamapollo 0 points1 point ago

i don't beleaf

[–]NiggerPenisDick/b/ 0 points1 point ago

habeeb it

[–]Tranger 0 points1 point ago

Woah he as white as...

shit nothing is that white.

[–]Hyunion/b/ 0 points1 point ago

/r/GameDeals

[–]Festivalen 0 points1 point ago

phantasy star online ftw

[–]NoonToker17 0 points1 point ago

And here I was, thinking this would be something grand story about humanity and kindness to animals.

[–]Mugros 0 points1 point ago

Never happened.

[–]hazuki1986 0 points1 point ago

The pigeon looks like a testificate.

[–]Grayphobia/wg/ 0 points1 point ago

Is this considered robbery?

[–]AlexanderMoore2 -1 points0 points ago

How old is this? Does is PSU even supported anymore?

Btw, does anyone know of any upcoming games that are like PSU? I really liked that game...but I'm pretty sure another PSU will never be made because actually a like of people disliked it.

[–]Kingfarnsworth 0 points1 point ago

I think id take that dirty pigeon compared to what PSU turned out to be! Did gamestop a favor!!!

[–]TehMushy/d/ 1 point2 points ago

10/10

[–]phantomphoto 0 points1 point ago

I don't think that pigeon cares at all

[–]RPL79 -1 points0 points ago

REPOST

[–]MastaMind599 1 point2 points ago

Isn't this some weird form of armed robbery?

[–]gsabram 1 point2 points ago

armed winged robbery.

Although, I bet you the folks over at /r/birdswitharms could change that.

[–]dracunculus 1 point2 points ago

Seeing that pic made me want to wash my hands.

[–]sexyman7 0 points1 point ago

This is like a show from the 2 stupid dogs

[–]coolkidsam 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love this and I love that game...

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 0 points1 point ago

Phantasy star? Damn man, he could have gotten a better deal than that.

[–]ARustyFirePlace 0 points1 point ago

This is fucking old

[–]NothingsShocking 2 points3 points ago

Fuckin' A it worked, that's what I'm talkin' about! Knucklehead walks in a Gamestop with a pigeon, not a pistol, not a shotgun, but a fuckin' pigeon, cleans the place out, and they don't lift a fuckin' finger.

[–]lawyerdog829 -1 points0 points ago

Armed, err, winged robbery?

[–]JJKeys/mu/ -1 points0 points ago

haaah!

[–]SayHuWhaaaaat 1 point2 points ago

Like a shitty grenade... Like a SHITTY grenade...

[–]Smiles_and_Sunshine 1 point2 points ago

This is marketing.

[–]InterruptingWalrus 1 point2 points ago

Nice repost of 4chan material. On Reddit. Again.

Somehow OP is a superfag.

[–]BardsDirge -3 points-2 points ago

i've never laughed this hard at any 4chan-ery! awesome! i know it's unlikely but i sure hope this really happened; at least partially.

[–]seanrobert6 -2 points-1 points ago

haha im imagining the fear in the gamestop employees eyes as a bird was flapping around the store

[–]bharamaty 0 points1 point ago

that phantsasy star game is shit.

[–]Thereminz 0 points1 point ago

a bird in the hand is worth, wait what...

[–]arcyn 0 points1 point ago

I would have killed it and placed in it paper bag with a note to make sure no one would eat my dead pigeon. You might be able to return it.

[–]notsurewhatiam -3 points-2 points ago

Who gives a crap about 4chan

[–]Frankeh -4 points-3 points ago

Finally something that is actually funny on /r/4chan.

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