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[–]justsaysblackpeople 107 points108 points ago

black people

[–]Bogey_Kingston 23 points24 points ago

What's up with reddit and penis size lately?

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 26 points27 points ago

Envy I mean appreciation.

[–]Bumrape 8 points9 points ago

Sarkozy still managed to bag the hottest wife.

[–]Sprocketlord 14 points15 points ago

Joe Biden, the second most regarded expert on Barack Obamas penis, has confirmed that it is indeed very large.

[–]elanmorintedronai 5 points6 points ago

Second?

[–]RageMorePlz 6 points7 points ago

first is OP.

[–]nbritton91 10 points11 points ago

So you guys REALLY like Obama...

[–]elanmorintedronai 5 points6 points ago

Yes. All of the politicians we like have giant cocks. Those we oppose suffer from the rare condition micropenis. (By the way, we like Hillary.)

[–]MrReplica 5 points6 points ago

I get the first one. Husband and wife. I get the Obama thing. But Hillary and Bibi? Was she fucking him while Bill was getting it on with interns?

[–]zoomdaddy 2 points3 points ago

Need more jpeg and less repost

[–]WastedWiFi 3 points4 points ago

Sad people still rely on repost's

[–]JustMonsterFace 1 point2 points ago

Brave.

[–]MAJORpaiynne 3 points4 points ago

who is the lady in the top picture? she is quite attractive

[–]massive_cock 11 points12 points ago

French former president's wife. Carla Bruni. Former model.

[–]MAJORpaiynne 1 point2 points ago

thank you for the speedy reply

[–]WretchedTom 1 point2 points ago

[–]creepywaffles -1 points0 points ago

Repost.

[–]altanic 1 point2 points ago

actually not bad for a frenchman... & ole Clinton has proven that size is no hindrance for a true pimp

[–]someoneover -1 points0 points ago

OP doesn't know what Clinton looks like....

[–]confusedX 1 point2 points ago

and that's just the girth.

[–]HereToSayIt 1 point2 points ago

It

[–]jknotts 0 points1 point ago

There's a reason he used the cigar.

[–]easycumeasyhoe -1 points0 points ago

Politics gtfo

[–]Rupert_ 1 point2 points ago

YOU GTFO MUTHAFUCKA!!!!

[–]cody_au -3 points-2 points ago

Thanks for sexualising, devaluing, and judging men based not on their positive actions or attributes but on the genetics they have no control over.

[–]Fragonard -5 points-4 points ago

That's a pretty big extrapolation from an image that doesn't even explicitly refer to penis size, let alone suggest what significance penis size might hold...

[–]SietchTabr -1 points0 points ago

Can someone explain to me how this gets upvoted without any comments? Should I be unsubscribing from this subreddit?

[–]maxp0wah -1 points0 points ago

I knew Hilary was in bed with Netanyahu.

[–]watcher_of_things -4 points-3 points ago

This myth has been busted... I think black people themselfs are perpetuating it.. for what reason I don't know... you have what you have regardless if people of your skin colour on average have more..

[–]gingersixpack -5 points-4 points ago

I, for one, am perfectly happy with this being the case. I think it only works out poorly if you have really small penis.

[–]leonprimrose 1 point2 points ago

I feel bad for black guys with average size dicks. ESPECIALLY if the girl believes the stereotype

[–]gingersixpack 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, it works out really well for white dudes or well endowed asians though. (You can tell by the downvotes that one particular demographic within Reddit does NOT think this is amusing.) :P

[–]nickbmason -2 points-1 points ago

Only the best for Mama Obama

[–]JollyRancherSalad -2 points-1 points ago

Best part of this is Michelle Obama's expression

[–]jamieg1973 -1 points0 points ago

I think that's how far the stick is up her ass.

[–]Big_Canoe 0 points1 point ago

The best stereotype you could ever ask for

[–]chbrules -3 points-2 points ago

His penis is almost as big as all his lies :o

Naw, he's got a ways to go ;)