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[–]Muunuu 143 points144 points ago

[–]Hot4Teacher84 23 points24 points ago

Thank you! The gif was so small I couldn't see it.

[–]host47 8 points9 points ago

Click and drag images to expand with Reddit Enhancement Suite!

[–]thunderplacefires 3 points4 points ago

It is for the reddit ants

[–]Amateur_Ninja 11 points12 points ago

Hold down the control key, and scroll upward. It's a whole new world of possibility. You're welcome.

[–]Obj_solid 14 points15 points ago

Does no-one appreciate watching something in High or even decent quality? All this does is make it even blurrier. I'd be a bit bummed out if I spent a good 8 hours making an animation just to have everyone see it in a terribly small and low quality GIF.

[–]raffletime 0 points1 point ago

Or upgrade to Linux with magical subroutines that enhance even the lowest quality gifs!

[–]SamiTheBystander 11 points12 points ago

Just remember to hit ctrl 0 after so you're not stuck between smaller then normal or bigger then normal.

[–]Slivilth 0 points1 point ago

[–]doomgiver98 2 points3 points ago

Or ctrl + =

(because it's the + button see?) ctrl + - for the opposite.

[–]Hot4Teacher84 0 points1 point ago

Im on my phone, and now I'm sad because my possibilities ended :(

[–]SavoiaMax 0 points1 point ago

That's what she said.

[–]honestysrevival 0 points1 point ago

What is this, a gif for ants?!

[–]ashep24 0 points1 point ago

Thank you you're awesome!

[–]spage6 0 points1 point ago

Thanks! Just spent way too much time watching their other videos.

[–]idomeyoudoyou 902 points903 points ago

well that was unexpected..

[–]justinj1125 437 points438 points ago

Yea I was expecting them to shit on it or something.

[–]Fushigidane 298 points299 points ago

Well, no shit.

[–]A_Polite_Jitty 41 points42 points ago

A will disguised pun. Kudos my friend!

[–]7FoldSamurai 13 points14 points ago

I was expecting Snoop Dogg to appear and do a cameo of his number one hit "Sexual Seduction"

[–]Iokuas 17 points18 points ago

You mean Snoop Lion.

[–]RecursiveInfinity 16 points17 points ago

You mean Snoop Lion OS X?

[–]grape_nuts 4 points5 points ago

whaa no way! same

[–]jbtk 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, no shit, but they stole the car.

[–]I_missed_that_pun 1 point2 points ago

Right? I mean, they didn't shit on it though.

[–]Scrofl 486 points487 points ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]The_dog_says 402 points403 points ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]YouEvenLift 251 points252 points ago

Meta woosh

[–]Humble_Link_Guy 52 points53 points ago

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 20 points21 points ago

Metta World Woosh?

[–]RecursiveInfinity 7 points8 points ago

World Woosh III?

WWIII

Combatants: China vs US

[–]Birdslapper 4 points5 points ago

[–]Jeroknite 2 points3 points ago

At first I thought it was a .gif, I'm still not convinced that it isn't.

[–]Jonny_Watts 4 points5 points ago

whoo-whoosh-oosh?

[–]AnarchPatriarch 1 point2 points ago

Close the window.

[–]prashn64 1 point2 points ago

We're too deep.

[–]NoSleepForMeEVER 32 points33 points ago

Thisisgettingold.jpeg

[–]Backpackfullofrdx 60 points61 points ago

Thisisgettin-gold.mkv

[–]iliveinabunkbed 16 points17 points ago

CIRCLEJERK TIME

[–]Backpackfullofrdx 19 points20 points ago

Cirklejerktime.flac

[–]IgotCHRISTinMYlife 14 points15 points ago

whyamireadingthis.txt

[–]Backpackfullofrdx 4 points5 points ago

Idontknow.bat

[–]Realsan 56 points57 points ago

[–]Jonny_Watts 21 points22 points ago

I don't get it

[–]_readit_ 13 points14 points ago

The axes aren't declared. How am I supposed to understand this?

[–]CatMinion 4 points5 points ago

So after receiving chemotherapy, I impulsively get a bad head-tattoo. Following my unfortunate death, someone tells a funny joke about me over the top of my now severed head?

[–]Metalhead62 4 points5 points ago

Because the joke went righ-WAIT A MINUTE

[–]Slenderocean 0 points1 point ago

I bet they shit inside of it while they were driving.

[–]wezdog1 11 points12 points ago

I'd rather this though. My car is insured more than it's worth.

[–]ohpeerm 12 points13 points ago

PM me your address and I can help you out.

[–]wezdog1 5 points6 points ago

It's at the mechanic as we speak.

[–]gaelicsteak 10 points11 points ago

Actually, I was expecting the top comment to be: "What is this, a gif for ants!?"

[–]TheSurgeMeister 4 points5 points ago

I was expecting a bigger bird to come out of nowhere and push the guy then run away.

[–]CyrusII 1 point2 points ago

Meh ... too obvious ... tiny gif too ... why is it on frontpage anyway? ... go shit on it already ... oh ... hehe! Upvote!

[–]Shitty__pun 0 points1 point ago

Just wing it and pretend it wasn't.

[–]ConcertMusik 35 points36 points ago

More here from same studio. They are amazing.

[–]Urban_Savage 8 points9 points ago

We can expect to see these all cut to gifs and posted individually now.

[–]MeowNeko 0 points1 point ago

Only over the next couple of months. That way we won't notice somehow.

[–]Pittzi 351 points352 points ago

I haven't seen it before. That deserves an upvote.

[–]Rapemyassholeplease 54 points55 points ago

Well then I must give it an upvote as well.

[–]Mike13815 7 points8 points ago

Upvoting something because it might be original content? Since when does reddit do that?

But seriously, it was interesting enough for an upvote.

Carwash

[–]Pittzi 0 points1 point ago

Original funny content.

[–]boxmunch48 30 points31 points ago

If you guys are then I may as well.

[–]Oddish420 63 points64 points ago

[–]Apostulation 22 points23 points ago

OK off the subject of the karma train hoo ha, for one second. Now May I ask what in the holy of all holy fucks is going on with that train? Like really someone help me understand this.

[–]comfortableenough 19 points20 points ago

cheap transportation in a poor country. or photoshop.

[–]OPGreenback 11 points12 points ago

It isn't photoshop, they actually do this in India.

[–]comfortableenough 6 points7 points ago

Okay, I assumed so.

[–]jcroucher56 1 point2 points ago

I believe this is common in Mexico, too. Possibly in other Central and South American countries, as well.

[–]thatnerdykid 1 point2 points ago

it says Pakistan on the pic.

[–]Oddish420 0 points1 point ago

*Pakistan (so the link says...)

[–]itzzspencer 1 point2 points ago

but... but... so.. like ... you die if you fall off from the front?

[–]b90 15 points16 points ago

[–]duncan12457 5 points6 points ago

No, that's the hype train.

[–]achshar 3 points4 points ago

that's one heck of a train.

[–]duncan12457 -1 points0 points ago

Yes, all hyper trains are on fire, such as the meet the pyro hyper train

http://imgur.com/gallery/0GpaU

[–]PolarX 0 points1 point ago

Such a collected effort must be commended with an upvote!

[–]smackthisaccountdown 11 points12 points ago

Your username. It amuses me.

[–]kasim42784 -1 points0 points ago

i only upvoted this because Pittzi and Rapemyassholeplease have not seen this before.

[–]ScaleneZA 4 points5 points ago

If people upvote things that nobody has seen, I should just post a picture of my penis.

[–]Pittzi 1 point2 points ago

If it makes me laugh then you should indeed upload.

[–]xdeathmask 64 points65 points ago

It was not wise to look at reddit while in a quiet class room. Not wise at all.

[–]Hysteriia 2 points3 points ago

Huh? It's a gif...

[–]spiderjjr45 140 points141 points ago

He laughed.

[–]tanu24 54 points55 points ago

You guys can still laugh?

[–]Semyonov 29 points30 points ago

He lol'd. For real.

[–]frozen_beer 6 points7 points ago

He could have salts. (Smiled A Little Than Stopped) Or he could have exhaled through his nose like a snarling bull.

[–]achievable_chode44 5 points6 points ago

ALWP

[–]TheDroopy 2 points3 points ago

lol'd out loud irl

[–]Hysteriia 20 points21 points ago

Ohhhhhh you laughed loudly. Disregard that.

[–]thebassoe 8 points9 points ago

son, you're really not living up to your username

[–]Bathduckeh 0 points1 point ago

Gahahaha, hilarious!

[–]BroTickleNoHomo 13 points14 points ago

They be Robbins

[–]Mrkiruru 13 points14 points ago

its reminds me of those three asshole penguins from Madagascar

[–]precordial_thump 11 points12 points ago

The Goodfeathers immediately came to mind

[–]thcoct 1 point2 points ago

Immediately Ctrl+f'd looking for this. Was not disappointed. Thanks!

[–]korbaton 6 points7 points ago

Wasn't disappointed? WASN'T DISAPPOINTED?!? What're you saying, that you expected me to disappoint you? Like I'm in a failure in your eyes? Is that what you're saying to me, Squit? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?

[–]smashedfinger 9 points10 points ago

there were 4.

[–]swimmingmunky 1 point2 points ago

And 3 of them were ass holes.

[–]fallenmonk 9 points10 points ago

Thank you for not ruining it with some stupid title like 'Didn't expect that'.

[–]theoretical-narrator 25 points26 points ago

What is this? A GIF for ants??

[–]thunderplacefires 6 points7 points ago

FOR ANTS YOU SAY

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 2 points3 points ago

[–]thunderplacefires 2 points3 points ago

[–]Slothemo 1 point2 points ago

Thants

[–]The_Flabbergaster 0 points1 point ago

This gif profoundly upsets me.

[–]MarcusVWario 4 points5 points ago

Love the animation style. If you are the animator/artist please do more.

[–]qwertypoiuyguy 5 points6 points ago

Bird Box Studio

Sincerely, ConcertMusik from higher up in the thread

[–]chewp911 1 point2 points ago

Yeah for some reason it really stood out to me. So relaxed/ smooth.

[–]anon-douchette 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I hate when my birds do that.

[–]Zingle 4 points5 points ago

Sometimes, things don't end the way you potato.

[–]Hypobasis 1 point2 points ago

HOW TO RECEIVE UPVOTES ON REDDIT:

  1. TAKE FUNNY VIDEO

  2. UPLOAD IN GIF FORM

  3. THERE IS NO STEP THREE.

[–]Sexy_Rhino 2 points3 points ago

From the director of Signs and The Sixth Sense...

[–]avdude13 2 points3 points ago

So that's what happens...

[–]iputbananasinmybutt 0 points1 point ago

Damn birds is a fun computer game. Google it.

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 4 points5 points ago

No need to get Angry about it.

[–]Robeleader 1 point2 points ago

Well done. Well done indeed.

[–]GuinnessGreen 1 point2 points ago

This is the reason why I fucking hate birds!

[–]absentee82 0 points1 point ago

When I heard 'damn birds' it makes me with of think of Danny Glover in Predator 2.

[–]Blargame 1 point2 points ago

This is why I hate birds.

[–]NigerianSkammer 0 points1 point ago

Anyone notice the guy is white and the birds aren't?

[–]Not_A_Lemon 0 points1 point ago

That was unexpected

[–]rot_in_peace -1 points0 points ago

Well that answers: How many birds does it take to drive a car?

[–]funwithforks 0 points1 point ago

Wow... that was unexpected

[–]random_digital 1 point2 points ago

Detroit birds.

[–]DrWestFall 0 points1 point ago

I was half expecting a velociraptor to jump out of the car...

[–]goldgecko4 1 point2 points ago

The Goodfeathers.

[–]samnnz 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because they didn't do what we expected them to do.

[–]thebeattakesme 1 point2 points ago

that was surprisingly hilarious

[–]bluecanaryflood 0 points1 point ago

M. Night Shyamalan --- Costume designer

[–]Aknakal -1 points0 points ago

Hate it when that happens...

[–]DrPingu76 0 points1 point ago

I think that gif needed to be smaller.

[–]trebud69 0 points1 point ago

OP waited a loooooong time to repost this. But not long enough.

[–]MD_NP12 0 points1 point ago

That ending...

[–]ashep24 1 point2 points ago

Why is this going to imgur and not to the person that created this?

[–]Schit4brainz 0 points1 point ago

Schit4Theft?

[–]zerologics 2 points3 points ago

I was getting annoyed because I thought I knew what was going to happen and the damn gif was taking too long. I was happily surprised to see that they didn't plop on the vehicle.
TL;DR happily unexpected ending to long gif.

[–]collateralized 0 points1 point ago

brd is the wrd

[–]WhyteHouseCasino 0 points1 point ago

[–]electromonkey222 0 points1 point ago

I f****in' KNEW they were going to steal the car.

[–]jessechristenson 0 points1 point ago

Comedy

[–]airmasszero 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for not spoiling it in the title as others have done. Cute gif :)

[–]Chupa_Mis_Huevos 1 point2 points ago

dat irony

[–]Reddits_Antagonist 0 points1 point ago

Good job OP not titling it "Wait for it."

[–]tuck_and_rolle 0 points1 point ago

classic misdirection

[–]mbleslie 0 points1 point ago

My dinosaur and I used to love this gif

[–]acerism 0 points1 point ago

I knew it was good when it's something from Bird Box.

[–]pff2840 0 points1 point ago

You made me angry, birds

[–]justifiesactions 0 points1 point ago

a dead horse was not beaten

[–]Omnipotent_Hamster 0 points1 point ago

The part that gets me is when he uses the jimmy to get into the car.

[–]Zatveel 0 points1 point ago

You have a very strange personality if you laugh at this.

[–]LeopardKhan 0 points1 point ago

This is the post that spurs me to remove /r/funny from my front page. Cheers.

[–]rikashiku 0 points1 point ago

Cowabunga!

[–]eamonious 0 points1 point ago

shit happens. just not this time.

[–]broken_radio 0 points1 point ago

Was that a YouTube video or a gif? What kind of wizardry is this?

[–]AlphaMan777 0 points1 point ago

Plot twist: they start to shit INSIDE the car.

[–]nssone 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing they were blackbirds.

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

The drawings remind me of one of those anti-depressant commercials.

[–]HopefulWisdom 0 points1 point ago

Plot twist: the car actually belongs to the birds

[–]wesleyt89 0 points1 point ago

I thought they were going to shit on it since he just cleaned it.

[–]malgus 0 points1 point ago

Yep. I did not see that coming

[–]Pile_of_Colors 1 point2 points ago

Well... That escalated quickly.

[–]enflamed_anal_hairs 0 points1 point ago

Blah blah blah, blah blah blah ants?

[–]scorpiones 0 points1 point ago

I was getting ready to comment about bird poop (I washed my car today)... but then.. well, it was pretty unexpected.

[–]superdee72 0 points1 point ago

I thought the bird were going to poop on the windshield.

[–]Wtm09 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else see the car turn teal near the end?

[–]sleepwithafryingpan 0 points1 point ago

When the birds first started flying I was prepared to make a fuss because they're clearly not seagulls and therefore cannot shit and fly at the same time...but then they just started driving. Which is ok with me.

[–]aaronschool2 0 points1 point ago

I spent a large quantity of time watching these videos on YouTube. I forget who they're by, but they are hilarious.

[–]BarbieDragon 0 points1 point ago

Holy duck this is the slowest gif I've ever seen. Anyways I half expected the fat bird to take a huge shit on the car

[–]Omegatron64 0 points1 point ago

I half expected them to poop all over the car...

[–]Asmosdean 0 points1 point ago

I did not even see that coming

[–]GGenius 0 points1 point ago

p-p-p-plot twist!

[–]ZBeebs 1 point2 points ago

I'm laughing uncontrollably at this. My wife is looking at me as if I'm insane. That only makes it funnier.

[–]ajmal1811 0 points1 point ago

I like the unpredictability..

[–]reddit_somewhere 1 point2 points ago

Yep.. That is not where I thought that was headed..

[–]Looming 0 points1 point ago

That was very unexpected.

[–]heymanitsmematthew 0 points1 point ago

Repost. "What is this, a gif for ants" "This needs to be at least ...three times bigger." Just so no one else has to go there.

[–]sneakingflea 0 points1 point ago

Haha well the joke's on them, it was a bait car. Those flying fucks!

[–]Team_Khalifa 0 points1 point ago

Damn he must be from Cali...

[–]wrongagaindumbass 0 points1 point ago

It's funny cause we thought they were gonna poop.

[–]vananaberry 1 point2 points ago

[–]sharksfin 0 points1 point ago

I like how at the start the third bird just PLOPS on the branch.

[–]Redcorn 0 points1 point ago

Well that's ironic... Literally...

[–]porntipsgazzardo 0 points1 point ago

What is this; a GIF for ants?!

[–]rchae94 0 points1 point ago

I lol'd pretty hard since I was NOT expecting that

[–]Heyzl 0 points1 point ago

As I was watching, I seriously thought they were gonna shit on the car, lol. Good laugh.

[–]MomoTheCow 0 points1 point ago

This really deserves a source reference.

[–]Higgins420 0 points1 point ago

cherrycoke45 - you have an awesome user name. That is all.

[–]Rockmanll 0 points1 point ago

huh, I was actually expecting that. Pooping on the window would be too obvious.

[–]jase2gud2 0 points1 point ago

"Thats it, get it nice and clean!"....

[–]Neechan 0 points1 point ago

i wasn't expecting that

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

This is hilarious!! Those are some fat little birds!

[–]Knight_of_Malta 0 points1 point ago

I'm starting to think that birds shit on cars because there is a glint or a reflection from a polished car that hurts their eyes or something, so they just cover it up the only way they know.

[–]blacklotus21 0 points1 point ago

Birds stealing cars now instead of pooping on them. I need more protection.

[–]Dayman224 0 points1 point ago

Did m night shamalan make this?

[–]mxdawson 0 points1 point ago

That is exactly what I thought the birds would do!