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[–]strumpster 20 points21 points ago

Nah, it's past noon :-D

[–]xxllamacornxx -2 points-1 points ago

It's way too spoon

[–]strumpster 0 points1 point ago

coke spoon? :-O

[–]Akhevia 8 points9 points ago

Too late?

[–]Silvertwist2000 3 points4 points ago

Man, that place looks dead...

[–]LessLikeYou 8 points9 points ago

[–]Uncle_Gus 40 points41 points ago

Yes, it is too soon to repost that picture.

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[–]spage6 7 points8 points ago

My rule of thumb is if it didn't get at least a hundred points it's ok....

[–]uncoiledspaghetti 2 points3 points ago

yeah, I think 11 points total between the two submissions is pretty pathetic.

[–]ITSigno 3 points4 points ago

It was too soon then.

[–]airborneANDrowdy 1 point2 points ago

Not soon enough.

[–]NOMOREmrNICE13 0 points1 point ago

it´s never to soon for a good joke!

[–]Probaphet 5 points6 points ago

it was funny when I saw it the first time

[–]LiThiuMElectro 6 points7 points ago

Don't worry its a fucking repost.

[–]Hounmlayn 1 point2 points ago

We have one locally here too. I don't think this one is from Sunderland in the UK now is it? Also, it was called that when she was alive and famous.

[–]Chuckisbossingit 0 points1 point ago

It is the Sunderland one. The woman who owns the shop is fantastic.

[–]l33tb3rt 2 points3 points ago

No, no, no.

[–]AmyDeadhouse 0 points1 point ago

I have been waiting for this

[–]MyAlt_Has_1000_Karma 3 points4 points ago

What does off licence mean? And why the fuck did they spell license wrong?

[–]scifiwoman 1 point2 points ago

An "off licence" is an establishment that is allowed to sell alcohol to be consumed OFF the premises. Licence is the correct spelling in the UK. Stop it with the red squiggly lines, Reddit!

[–]MyAlt_Has_1000_Karma 4 points5 points ago

Whatever a 'UK' is that place should learn to spell English correctly.

[–]scifiwoman -5 points-4 points ago

Please tell me you are joking. I thought people on Reddit were supposed to be smart.

[–]NothingInTheSky 2 points3 points ago

nah, we just have internet, and time.

[–]Phordh 1 point2 points ago

[–]AmadeusMop 0 points1 point ago

Yes, he is joking. No, nobody on reddit (I hope) is that stupid. I'm sorry you got downvoted for your preparation against Poe's Law.

[–]Seanbutt 1 point2 points ago

I pass by this shop quite often. Wouldn't recommend.

[–]SubtleMockery 1 point2 points ago

No, and if I remember correctly, the owner almost got sued.

[–]Recon_by_Fire 1 point2 points ago

Is this post going to be around and titled the same in 10 years?

[–]MarischalClub 1 point2 points ago

too late if anything.

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 1 point2 points ago

I would imagine you just walk in and immediately receive copious amounts of heroin.

[–]DeFeet 1 point2 points ago

"A fine selection of champagne, wines, spirits, beers & Spirits"

[–]ChurchOfJonLovitz 0 points1 point ago

And cocaine. They forget the cocaine.

[–]ivanmarsh 1 point2 points ago

Why do I expect Patsy to come stumbling out of there.

[–]Yusur 1 point2 points ago

Not soon enough.

[–]Punkrocker333 1 point2 points ago

Too late.

[–]terminal_velocity 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget the dope!

[–]stfumikep 0 points1 point ago

It's always too soon for a repost.

[–]NewWhirledOrder 1 point2 points ago

If you're going to repost something why not repost something that's actually funny?

[–]gsphotography 0 points1 point ago

noo noooo nooo...

it ok

[–]soymilkisgood 0 points1 point ago

[–]tommista 0 points1 point ago

Why no Oxford Comma!?!

[–]Thats_classified 1 point2 points ago

What the TITS?! I saw the title an my mind immediately said "It's about Amy Winehouse. I clicked it and it was. I have never seen this picture before, and her death isn't that recent. What the hell, brain?!

[–]Silverbug 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations! You're a psychic. Unfortunately, your power is limited only to reposts.

[–]tool6913ca -1 points0 points ago

Is it a pharmacy?

[–]ClaudeDuMort -1 points0 points ago

Lame repost.

[–]iCEEMAN -1 points0 points ago

what about heroin, you got to sell heroin.

[–]Phoenixone 1 point2 points ago

It wasn't too soon when this was originally posted the day she died.

[–]coolmanben99 0 points1 point ago

Too soon for what? A repost?

[–]gtipwnz 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you OP.

[–]Chambers1994 0 points1 point ago

[–]Silverbug 0 points1 point ago

And back to 0 days sober. Dafuq, Amy, get your shit together.

[–]thisainteasy 1 point2 points ago

They have IRN-BRUUUUUUUUU!!!

[–]zuka_zanamee 0 points1 point ago

Any time is boo's time.

[–]jewoven 0 points1 point ago

never too soon.

[–]Bootinator 0 points1 point ago

Heh. I walk past that every day.

Sunderland, Tyne and Wear.

[–]Fight4YourRight 1 point2 points ago

Sunderland...

[–]omeba 0 points1 point ago

I pass this shop pretty much every day even before she died... I always wandered if they would change the name afterwards... But yeah this is a repost.

And yes it is the Sunderland shop - the displays haven't changed in forever

[–]lalondtm 0 points1 point ago

never too soon, she fucking sucked

[–]Pijan_the_drunk -5 points-4 points ago

Amy Winehouse was a fucking waste of a person. may she rest in piece

[–]iamtestingmybitch 0 points1 point ago

*peace or *pieces

Either way though... you kind of suck.