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[–]Journalisto 53 points54 points ago

I guess that ruins the bike's MPG.

[–]wezdog1 44 points45 points ago

False. The bike runs on methane produced by the cow.

[–]grncbr 12 points13 points ago

I thought the guy was fisting the cow, he's just holding the filler tube in. Silly me.

[–]Daemon_of_Mail 1 point2 points ago

Which in turn contributes directly to Global Warming.

[–]Bletti 9 points10 points ago

Actually if the cow produces methane, which burns in an engine, it creates CO2 which is net neutral since the plants that produced the food for the cow soaked up the equivalent CO2. Cattle are more of a problem when the methane is released directly into the environment where methane has 23x the greenhouse gas potential than CO2.

[–]Power_Pickle 6 points7 points ago

Upvote for being over-educated.

[–]RUSTLES_YOUR_JIMMIES 5 points6 points ago

Which in turn is a myth. The earth cools and heats up naturally in cycles...creatures of the earth play no role in this...

[–]CapnPrice 1 point2 points ago

Nice try bud, nice try

[–]Brony_Starstruck 0 points1 point ago

Read his name.

[–]Mansyn 0 points1 point ago

Bike can run on methane. Fact Check: True

[–]rugbert 11 points12 points ago

Milk Per Gallon?

[–]nuxenolith 2 points3 points ago

Moos per Gallon

[–]Charwinger21 0 points1 point ago

Milk per gigametre.

[–]Lillipout 21 points22 points ago

and its shocks

and the rider's self respect

[–]mike413 19 points20 points ago

If I could ride a bike like that, my self-respect would be completely unshakable.

[–]wiseapple[S] 0 points1 point ago

Are we milking another pun thread out of this?

[–]NotVerySmarts 5 points6 points ago

Hey, it beats hoofing it.

[–]dreamsplease 2 points3 points ago

I'd be willing to bet it still get's better than 50MPG

[–]favela_astrobleme 3 points4 points ago

We meet again, Journalisto...how can you be everywhere at once?

[–]Journalisto 8 points9 points ago

But I'm right here.

[–]RiemannZeta 0 points1 point ago

Moo's per gallon?

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    [–]okfornothing 21 points22 points ago

    And we bitch about using the cell phone.

    [–]mike413 2 points3 points ago

    Come on, it remains legal

    [–]bassistmuzikman 126 points127 points ago

    Mootercycle?

    [–]tatermeat 45 points46 points ago

    I heard they moove slow.

    [–]Ragdollbjz 56 points57 points ago

    Hay these jokes aren't funny.

    [–]skibblez_n_zits 48 points49 points ago

    Why? What's your beef with these pun threads?

    [–]DixieWolf27 47 points48 points ago

    My problem is you keep uddering nonsense.

    [–]Stonewall-Simpson 24 points25 points ago

    I know how you feel, lets concentrate on the meat of the subject.

    [–]wiseapple[S] 32 points33 points ago

    I cud really get behind that thought.

    [–]SuperBeast4721 28 points29 points ago

    Hey now. This is getting whey out of line.

    [–]Babysealkllr 21 points22 points ago

    Don't mind them, they have too much at steak in pun karma.

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

    It behooves us to stop

    [–]Chronic_BOOM 2 points3 points ago

    Seriously. I've herd enough.

    [–]Smelly_dildo 0 points1 point ago

    These puns are so cheesy.

    [–]Cougs67 5 points6 points ago

    I know right? I hate how people milk these pun thread for all their worth

    [–]hoppy_2601 -1 points0 points ago

    yes they are loosen up

    [–]groovemonkey 12 points13 points ago

    At least they can drive in the cowpool lane

    [–]IndyDude11 1 point2 points ago

    The driver is really going to have a hard time seeing that truck on the udder side of the road.

    [–]Aviator68 10 points11 points ago

    Nope, a moo-ped.

    [–]brighterside -1 points0 points ago

    I'm going to guess he's moooving.

    [–]TypicalTacos 0 points1 point ago

    Okay jokes over, you guys are just milking this thread for more karma.

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      [–]bear552 27 points28 points ago

      I know its not Wisconsin because that's a black dude.

      [–]bedsuavekid 25 points26 points ago

      Two things. One, from the fact that they're driving on the left, and the minibus taxi in the background, we can take a guess that this is in South Africa.

      Two, if you look closely, you'll see that it's two dudes. The guy driving it is wearing a helmet. The guy behind is not.

      [–]trippingbilals 8 points9 points ago

      At a glance, it's most likely Kenya. I've taken the road from Nairobi to Mombasa a number of times and this looks very similar. Simple two lane pavement with sparse vegetation and dry dirt. The trucks and cars seen are also pretty common there.

      Nothing too crazy for a Kenyan road.

      [–]bedsuavekid 5 points6 points ago

      Yeah, in retrospect, there's further evidence that it isn't South Africa. For one thing, SA roads tend to have fairly good markings, while this has no lane indication at all. But crucially, there isn't a pothole in sight.

      [–]iowan 3 points4 points ago

      Ndiyo, au labda Tanzania.

      [–]Throwawayengieguy 1 point2 points ago

      Hapana, nadhani ni Nai.

      [–]Priapulid 8 points9 points ago

      This fucking guy went all CSI on the picture. Bravo.

      [–]d3l3t3 1 point2 points ago

      Wrong this is clearly india. That car up ahead of them is a mahindra scorpio.

      [–]bedsuavekid 2 points3 points ago

      Ha! Mahindra is all over Africa. They're super-affordable. I live in fear of Tata launching the Nano here, every fucker will have one in minutes.

      [–]d3l3t3 0 points1 point ago

      Of course Mahindra is all over Africa. How do you explain the trucks and the motorcycle? If you have ever lived in India, this has India written all over it.

      Edit: The motorcycle is either a Bajaj Boxer or a Hero Honda Splendor

      [–]bedsuavekid 0 points1 point ago

      No, but I live in Africa.

      [–]yellekc 0 points1 point ago

      I was debating whether that is a helmet or a green tanker truck in front. But there is no way the guy in the back is driving, so you are right, it is probably a helmet.

      [–]H_E_Pennypacker -2 points-1 points ago

      Oh a black person so it must be Africa huh? Pfft racist

      [–]bedsuavekid 1 point2 points ago

      I think you'll find if you re-read my comment that I made no observation as to the race of the people in the picture.

      [–]H_E_Pennypacker 0 points1 point ago

      Oh yeah that was the first guy, my bad. Anyway, I was kidding.

      [–]hoppy_2601 0 points1 point ago

      Hey there are black people there I saw one once in Madison.

      [–]Lintron 0 points1 point ago

      Lots of black guys on motorcycles in Milwaukee.

      [–]snapzor 6 points7 points ago

      reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfxvGkvrenY

      [–]drsalby 0 points1 point ago

      This is the prequel.

      [–]DCL88 0 points1 point ago

      Wow, that's one of the most realistic FPS that I've seen in a while.

      [–]justinx117 3 points4 points ago

      Wtfunny

      [–]masterwit 4 points5 points ago

      We need this subreddit bad. Because I can understand how people think:

      • confused with wtf

      • and well it's kinda funny

      • but it isn't true wtf

      • but this can't be funny because I thought wtf right?

      Regardless of how wrong those people are, wtfunny would be perfect.

      YOU SIR ARE A GENIUS. (Now if only we could get /r/WTFunny to be a thing popular. Personally I am subscribing right now.)

      [–]Shapeshift1 5 points6 points ago

      I could see this taking place in a Will Ferrell movie. Who knows, maybe this man grew up with this cow, treating it like a brother and the only best friend he ever knew. His entire life, he drew criticism from his family and loved ones for not fitting in with everyone else and making "human" friends. He grew up, moved out, and snuck the cow into their first apartment. Now in old age, the cow is sick, and he's racing it to the hospital with the only transportation he has, dodging traffic while a cheesy orchestra plays in the background. Good for him.

      [–]hoppy_2601 0 points1 point ago

      More like rushing it to the slaughterhouse yum yum!

      [–]Shapeshift1 0 points1 point ago

      Will Ferrell disapproves

      [–]Vredkat 3 points4 points ago

      Meals on wheels.

      [–]yarharhar 3 points4 points ago

      Cowabunga!

      [–]RunningNose 3 points4 points ago

      That's India.

      [–]skinny_Body_Builder 0 points1 point ago

      This is definitely India . The motorcycle is a hero-honda splendor .

      But still, I never imagined someone could pull this off.

      [–]GoddamnDiplomat 0 points1 point ago

      That's how that fucking cow got into the river.

      [–]monkeyvoodoo 0 points1 point ago

      how is that even

      [–]sqrt-1loveyou 2 points3 points ago

      Now, what the hell would happen if it decided that it was not content with that position and flipped out?

      They'd be pretty fucked.

      [–]Rather_Dashing 0 points1 point ago

      Its feet are tied together, there's not much it can do.

      [–]Tao_of_darren 2 points3 points ago

      Howasaki?

      [–]captainhaddock 0 points1 point ago

      That's one way to install a horn on your motorbike…

      [–]unclezeke -1 points0 points ago

      Is this even physically possible?!? That cow must weigh 450+ pounds.

      [–]Kensin 2 points3 points ago

      I'm pretty sure I've seen bikers who weigh pretty close to that already.

      [–]Gorillaz_Noodle 0 points1 point ago

      It's about the balance.

      Those shocks can withstand a lot of weight.

      The thing is that all the weight is focused in the center and relatively not too much is focused towards the left or right.

      [–]cptmuffin -1 points0 points ago

      COWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

      [–]LURKIN_WHEN_SUDDENLY 0 points1 point ago

      there is also a black man on the back.

      [–]ratslayerx 0 points1 point ago

      That is so legit.

      [–]Tardocrit -1 points0 points ago

      Waaat?

      [–]seals789 0 points1 point ago

      Its just another bad ass saving a cow.

      [–]c0r3y 0 points1 point ago

      Bovuell

      [–]giveuptheghost 0 points1 point ago

      The cow is totally sad he gets to sit in the middle.

      [–]SQUID_FUCKER 0 points1 point ago

      "Don't worry Bessy! We'll get to Mexico!"

      [–]Earl_of_Awesome 0 points1 point ago

      I find this utterly amusing

      [–]mayoandfries 0 points1 point ago

      MOOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY!

      [–]Cowzaki 1 point2 points ago

      So close...

      [–]O_Dawn_Piano -1 points0 points ago

      Hhey! Must be a COWasaki!

      [–]wiseapple[S] 1 point2 points ago

      COWasaki! I wish I'd thought of that when I named this thread! Oh, wait ...

      [–]KOWguy 0 points1 point ago

      I definitely thought this was gonna be about how the receptionist calls Walt in Gran Torino

      [–]mariobloop 0 points1 point ago

      I see what you did there

      [–]arialth 0 points1 point ago

      Cow, get down from there. You're not handlebars.

      [–]ViewSonik 0 points1 point ago

      Coolest cow on the block. All the other cows be hatin

      [–]bwa_ha_ha 1 point2 points ago

      Cows always have the ultimate 'zero fucks given' look on their face.

      [–]The_Phreak 0 points1 point ago

      Maybe he saved it from a ditch?

      [–]IWONTHEMONEY 0 points1 point ago

      i hope that guy crashed

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

      Moov along, nothing to see here.

      [–]unicornsfartgliter 0 points1 point ago

      That's impressive

      [–]Dinkleberg-_- 0 points1 point ago

      There was a video on reddit like last week that this guy took. He saved the cow from drowning. C'mon redditors!

      [–]wiseapple[S] 0 points1 point ago

      Really? I'd like to see that.

      [–]lethalweapon100 0 points1 point ago

      I can barely get moving with a passenger...a cow?!

      [–]NEPwntriots 1 point2 points ago

      Huge problem in India. People just snatch animals from farms and slaughter them. :(

      [–]jorsiem 1 point2 points ago

      I don't think they harm cows in India.

      [–]phantom784 1 point2 points ago

      I believe it's illegal to slaughter cows in India. Doesn't mean it doesn't happen though. I've seen places selling beef in India, fresh off the cow.

      [–]mrderpington -1 points0 points ago

      I don't think that's right. There are Hindus that slaughter cows and also plenty of Muslims that do the same. From my experience, I found India to be a pretty tolerant society (tolerant with respect to the beliefs of others).

      [–]NEPwntriots 0 points1 point ago

      I was born there and lived there for a large portion of my life. Crazy stuff

      [–]IveAHorseOutside 0 points1 point ago

      That's a perfect don't-judge-me face on the cow.

      [–]worldalpha_com 0 points1 point ago

      I guess his wife asked for some fresh meat...

      [–]owlex 0 points1 point ago

      This is seriously the most impressive singular human accomplishment I have ever seen in my entire life.

      [–]theoutpost 0 points1 point ago

      Any guesses on miles per gallon of milk?

      [–]wafflepancakes 0 points1 point ago

      We're really doing it Harry!

      [–]msoetaert 1 point2 points ago

      There is 2 people and a cow on 1 motorcycle. That thing will have no suspension left.

      [–]YouStupidCunt 0 points1 point ago

      Okay, seriously, that's actually impressive.

      [–]old_calico_cat 0 points1 point ago

      I'm not sure which is more amazing, the fact that he's riding a motorcycle with a cow or the fact that he's actually getting the cow to just sit still enough that they don't tip over. Every cow I've ever known would flip the fuck out.

      [–]pregnantjesus 0 points1 point ago

      How many cows have you known? not just as acquaintances but actually known

      [–]hoppy_2601 0 points1 point ago

      Maybe he knows mooore then you know!

      [–]doggydan 0 points1 point ago

      i believe that is whats called b.b.q on the run

      [–]FluoCantus 0 points1 point ago

      /r/funny is leaking again...

      [–]wiseapple[S] 0 points1 point ago

      It was a toss up on which subreddit it went in, honestly.

      [–]macncheez_ 0 points1 point ago

      Title win.

      [–]Sgt_Donnie_Donowitz 0 points1 point ago

      Their balance is mesmerizing.

      [–]l3randy 0 points1 point ago

      that's hot

      [–]KingOfTroy 0 points1 point ago

      Title of the year

      [–]rottingshadow 1 point2 points ago

      Puns have butchered this thread.

      [–]imanygirl 0 points1 point ago

      Udderly ridiculous.

      [–]rottingshadow 0 points1 point ago

      Okay MOOving on!

      [–]fishnetdiver 0 points1 point ago

      Cow-fisting. It's not just for Americans.

      [–]coldacid 0 points1 point ago

      I expected to see cattle on a motorcycle. OP delivered. Well done.

      [–]laowai86 0 points1 point ago

      You guys don't know how common this is in China.

      [–]funtimesUSA 0 points1 point ago

      Yamahahahaha

      [–]trekore 0 points1 point ago

      Is it racist if I automatically put an "R" in the title? I had to go back and read it. I saw Cowrasaki...

      [–]artiemosk 0 points1 point ago

      If it's South Africa, look closer. It's a guy and a cow on a motorcycle holding a black dude.

      [–]grandehead 1 point2 points ago

      Moocati

      [–]Ass_Kicka 0 points1 point ago

      Looked up Cowasaki, was not disappointed.

      [–]raikimi 0 points1 point ago

      Mooooooove over!!

      [–]Illegitimate_rape 0 points1 point ago

      Reminds me of rat race

      [–]grandehead 0 points1 point ago

      Hyamoosa

      [–]khayy 0 points1 point ago

      What the hell could be the possible urgency of doing that? I NEED TO GET THIS COW THE FUCK HOME NOW!!!!!!!

      [–]lovely_red_snow 0 points1 point ago

      now this cyclist I approve of in the carpool lane for having two passengers!

      [–]dodadoo 0 points1 point ago

      If you look carefully you will see there are two people and a cow on that motorcycle, the driver is wearing a helmet.

      [–]BnGamesReviews 0 points1 point ago

      Way to drive the beef dude.

      [–]C1J1000 0 points1 point ago

      Very small shadow for such a big package. Must've been around noon--guys were obviously grabbing lunch on the go.

      [–]aerynjbson 0 points1 point ago

      Frankly thats just impressive he managed to keep everything balanced.

      [–]wanabeswordsman 0 points1 point ago

      Says something about how sturdy the bike is. Two dudes plus a fucking cow. Cows are heavy, mang.

      [–]teaching-man 0 points1 point ago

      "MOOOve bitch, get out the way." -LUDACRIS

      [–]I_SEE_YA_BUB 0 points1 point ago

      This is...exactly what I expected.

      [–]THcB 0 points1 point ago

      Moocati!!

      [–]magical_camaleon 0 points1 point ago

      I hate myself for laughing at the pun......

      [–]dretid420 0 points1 point ago

      HAHA i get it :)

      [–]legendkeeper 0 points1 point ago

      This is in Pakistan.

      [–]eamonious 0 points1 point ago

      Noob uses a cow to pimp his bike when everybody knows youre supposed to use an ox. Why do you think they call it counter steering? PS. how are you gonna honk without a horn? dumbass

      [–]Redebo 0 points1 point ago

      Crazy locovores...

      [–]imanygirl 0 points1 point ago

      Udderly inhumane.

      [–]bankduds420 0 points1 point ago

      Looks totally legit...

      [–]mdjorie 1 point2 points ago

      Kawabunga dude.

      [–]Assbeater 0 points1 point ago

      jokes on me i saw this thread and was like "pfff who misspells kawasaki". damn

      [–]Van_Gopez 0 points1 point ago

      Well, that's safe.

      [–]Garryfre 0 points1 point ago

      I see no saki here!

      [–]HirudinaeVicis 0 points1 point ago

      Ya know I have been riding bikes since I was very young. I'm pretty skilled. We see wheelies, stoppies, feet up slides, all the tricks. But I have to look at this, and admire the skill that this would take. Ever ride with a cute girl that is so naturally resistant to all the moves you need to make riding? How tiring that is? I have to respect this guy. He likely has more innate skill than MANY riders I see on a regular basis.

      [–]vlsb 0 points1 point ago

      no really - why r u transporting ur cow on a dirt bike.

      [–]SUPERMENSAorg 1 point2 points ago

      Really shouldn't being doing that, the steaks are too high.

      [–]Mr_Ected 1 point2 points ago

      Moove along.

      [–]hoppy_2601 -1 points0 points ago

      If you want a steak from that knock yourself out it"d be like shoe leather.

      [–]BovineGoMoo 0 points1 point ago

      I can confirm that we bovine, do in fact travel well on motorcycles.

      Also, MOO

      [–]techras 0 points1 point ago

      Well played. Needed a good laugh today. OP deliverd.

      [–]moopigmoo 0 points1 point ago

      I was really hoping this was a gif. I'd love to see how he balances that thing.

      [–]jetfool 0 points1 point ago

      Gotta love the hand on the anus.

      [–]thismessismine 0 points1 point ago

      Somehow I clicked this link while reading the title for another front page post that said, "Yeah, this is the kind of shit they teach us in private Catholic school." Was confused.

      [–]Cbielak 0 points1 point ago

      AWW YEAHH

      [–]juxi 0 points1 point ago

      How else is he going to get those magic beans?

      [–]BenignEvil 0 points1 point ago

      Me -"Hey cow, whatcha doin?" Cow - "Oh, you know, just moovin."

      [–]Kindadeadguy 0 points1 point ago

      Don't have a cow, man.

      [–]ChuloMoney 0 points1 point ago

      I'm not proud of it but I brought back a few girls just as big on my scooter during my college drunk years.

      [–]syth9 -1 points0 points ago

      Was on a bus about a week ago and someone made this same joke... REPOST.

      [–]wiseapple[S] 0 points1 point ago

      You mean that I'm not the only one to have an idea? Feels bad, man.

      [–]sweetbri 0 points1 point ago

      Mooooo-ve it on over. I'm coming through!

      [–]owlsrule143 0 points1 point ago

      Only one thing I have to say to this.. Wtf?

      [–]jesfunshinebear 0 points1 point ago

      It was probably drowning.

      [–]DukunSakti 0 points1 point ago

      In India, holy cow rides the cowboy...

      [–]Ttwister 0 points1 point ago

      I needed a good laugh today... awesome

      [–]NecropolisSativa 2 points3 points ago

      Only in India.....

      [–]wiseapple[S] 14 points15 points ago

      Actually, I believe this in Kenya.

      [–]d3l3t3 3 points4 points ago

      Nope. 100% India. We know our place when we see it

      [–]mrderpington 1 point2 points ago

      I thought India too. I saw them driving on the left hand side, the landscape, the shape of the yellow number plate and the look of the oncoming truck.

      Someone else pointed out the motorcycle - suggesting it was a Hero Honda.

      What makes it India for you?

      [–]d3l3t3 2 points3 points ago

      Well the fact that someone would even think of carrying cows on motorcycles. Only in my homeland

      [–]NecropolisSativa -1 points0 points ago

      Well India is the place where they believe cows are GODS. So you can see where i went wrong on this.. But fuck you wiseapple don't need to be a KNOW IT ALL..

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        [–]hotred 1 point2 points ago

        Holy cow, I can't believe he is doing that!

        [–]richardwang5000 -1 points0 points ago

        I am upvoting for the clever title.

        [–]mastigia -2 points-1 points ago

        Nice cowsplay.

        [–]sammanzhi -1 points0 points ago

        WHAT THE FUCK THIS GUY HAS A COW AND A MOTORCYCLE?!!?!?! WTF HOW CRAZY!

        [–]leftystrat 0 points1 point ago

        Don't listen to what they all say: true love is eternal.

        [–]ZeroBalance98 0 points1 point ago

        Came back from a trip to India to see relatives a few months ago. This isn't really anything new for me to see. This trip, I saw 2 people driving sheep around in the rain

        [–]vmcla -1 points0 points ago

        India.

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