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[–]HaggarShoes 49 points50 points ago

I'm quite partial to this album cover by Taqu'il

[–]ballercaust 30 points31 points ago

NO. NO. This is not what I had in mind when I created this username!

[–]Indoorsman 5 points6 points ago

Sure it isn't, you elitist balling motherfucker.

[–]HaggarShoes 3 points4 points ago

Ha. (First non-photobucket image that google images returned for 'elitist balling motherfucker.'

[–]JubeeGankin 143 points144 points ago

A challenger appears http://i.imgur.com/tdSdP.png

Might be NSFW.

[–]bijan4187 37 points38 points ago

ohhhh, limited edition, must be a collectors item.

[–]jbg89 7 points8 points ago

you already know!

[–]curiousthomas 35 points36 points ago

Delicious D for your consideration.

[–]ZombieLoveChild 6 points7 points ago

This cover just seems TOO perfect

[–]BBanner 3 points4 points ago

Note how the bottle is poorly photoshopped into his hand. Gold, my men, gold.

[–]zombiesunlimited 11 points12 points ago

He takes things literally.

[–]jman3693 4 points5 points ago

I'm pretty curious of what Klondike Kat's album cover could be..

Edit: Nvm...After a quick google search, I think this would sell numerous copies in the 'hood. Klondike Kat

[–]justifiesactions 5 points6 points ago

why is her face blurred?

[–]crkhobbit 97 points98 points ago

He's actually not bad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=006edjAeBg4

Color me surprised.

[–]turtlesAlltheWaydwn 30 points31 points ago

Wow that is so much better than I expected

[–]SeaLeggs 20 points21 points ago

I'm surprised.

Kind of a Jurassic 5 / De La Soul thing.

[–]dclowd9901 3 points4 points ago

And I go from doubtful to intrigued.

[–]jerseylikeamufucka 0 points1 point ago

[–]quber96 17 points18 points ago

Is it just me or did he say he rubs his balls like genie?

[–]thejesse 11 points12 points ago

That should be Rick Grimes' anthem. "You wanna talk? Talk to Hershel. I'm doing stuff! I'm doing thaings!"

[–]OutofSpec 3 points4 points ago

Anytime I see Rick Grimes name written somewhere my mind automatically inserts the middle name muthafuckin.

Rick Muthafuckin' Grimes.

[–]thejesse 5 points6 points ago

While Lori becomes "Fucking Lori."

[–]OutofSpec 12 points13 points ago

[–]BionicRampage 3 points4 points ago

oh sweet jesus, that's amazing xD

[–]procrastinating_atm 6 points7 points ago

Goin' through shit like I'm an anus

Lyrical mastermind right there.

[–]ldooks 190 points191 points ago

i raise you stewmac

[–]Khiva 8 points9 points ago

You know, I thought the Dan Cary thing was a joke so I went to look him up.

His music is actually pretty damn good, apparently he's considered a legend in bluegrass.

Here he is looking a lot less retarded, and actually kicking a surprising amount of ass.

[–]shadoire 7 points8 points ago

Ah I love wet black! They're super talented!

[–]BBanner 7 points8 points ago

In all seriousness Wet Black has to be the best play on words of all time.

[–]Need_Tree_Fiddy 20 points21 points ago

Quick question, how did they get Snoop Dog in this album? http://i.imgur.com/Z1EPx.jpg

[–]luek 19 points20 points ago

Snoop was at one stage was signed to Master P's label "No Limit".

[–]Buck_Naykid 11 points12 points ago

Note the album name/sentence. Also it looks like snoop dogg has a vermin problem. A ferret/squirrel is hanging on the roof.

[–]jason_steakums 26 points27 points ago

Graphic design for mid- to late-90s gangsta rap albums would have been the best job ever.

[–]Need_Tree_Fiddy 18 points19 points ago

TIL Reddit knows it's Gangsta Rap.

[–]fassaction 11 points12 points ago

[–]gruntybreath 33 points34 points ago

it's because 90's west coast rap was fucking amazing. A true golden age.

[–]CankerSlore 38 points39 points ago

Soulja Slim was part of the No Limit craze that came out of New Orleans in the late 90s. All of the No Limit albums looked retarded, it was kind of their shtick.

[–]FuckBrendan 28 points29 points ago

Make em say UGHHHH!!!

[–]therascalking13 10 points11 points ago

SHA NA NA NA!!!!

[–]homeboy5925 9 points10 points ago

pen and pixel did the best album covers ever

[–]Mstoner82 9 points10 points ago

It's because Snoop was a No Limit artist at the time, after he and Dr. Dre had a falling out.

Paid the Cost to be Da Boss

[–]c0up0n 5 points6 points ago

Those were actually the style of "the dirty south". West coast ran the early 90s but at the tail end the south held the title. Source: I'm in early 30s and was in high school at the time.

[–]FuckBrendan 6 points7 points ago

That's a New Orleans rapper bruh.

[–]Need_Tree_Fiddy 2 points3 points ago

True dat...

[–]bitcheslovedroids 3 points4 points ago

Ken looks like he's made of wax

[–]0l01o1ol0 3 points4 points ago

WTF is with Dan Creary's hair? He has two parts?

[–]JaredOfTheWoods 18 points19 points ago

Ladies fancy two parts

[–]MinecraftHardon 18 points19 points ago

Illustrated by Getto_Water_Colour.

[–]TheJucheisLoose 17 points18 points ago

Yeah, but that's parody. I truly believe Big Bear is taking himself seriously.

[–]Mythinios 21 points22 points ago

Why the pregnant women?

[–]Never_Seen_An_Ocelot 107 points108 points ago

Bustin' Nutz, yo.

[–]circa7 6 points7 points ago

The one on the left is Skyler from Breaking Bad.

[–]xXSalXx 2 points3 points ago

I vaguely remember from the other comments in the past, but there was one saying that he is breaking the racial barrier by getting the Asian girl pregnant as well. Gotta find it, it's way more funnier.

[–]coolfoil 3 points4 points ago

At first glance I thought the woman on the left was Skylar for Breaking Bad.

[–]Opblaaskaas 4 points5 points ago

Came here for Stewmac. Thank you, sir!

[–]dawnsavenger 39 points40 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/rvY0I.jpg is another close contender.

[–]dclowd9901 12 points13 points ago

Boy, that's a forced pun.

[–]bohknows 27 points28 points ago

Fidel Cashflow.

Note the Star Wars vehicles.

[–]lediablerouge 12 points13 points ago

how did he not get horribly sued...

[–]fiquem 27 points28 points ago

[–]Froggy_hop 42 points43 points ago

I raise you Gary

[–]sgtpppr[!] 20 points21 points ago

I'm a little concerned in regards to the business that Gary is planning.

[–]grantly0711 38 points39 points ago

I dunno, I'm a big fan of Shut Up and Dance's work...

[–]_gmanual_ 2 points3 points ago

ahh, PJ & 'Smiley' ... absent progenitors of the wubb and the wubbwubb

/yeah, e8.

[–]DrTheSteve 33 points34 points ago

[–]sgtpppr[!] 8 points9 points ago

She is a timeless hotty and always has pink peppermints handy.

[–]brentolamas 5 points6 points ago

Joyce is my favorite.

[–]TheJucheisLoose 40 points41 points ago

[–]farceur318 12 points13 points ago

Nice fuckin' model!

honk honk

[–]VonMeatstein 14 points15 points ago

Grapes, strawberries and blunts. Being a hustla' on the go, this is my go to choice for snacks.

[–]anddrewg2007 155 points156 points ago

Saw this one this morning.

http://i.imgur.com/ETu1Z.jpg

[–]Wintermute_Is_Coming 20 points21 points ago

Mitt R-Money, "Binders Full of Women" feat. 50 Cent, from the album "Get Rich With Paul Ryan", Bain Records, 2012

[–]ok_you_win 31 points32 points ago

No, this is the greatest cover ever.

http://i.imgur.com/pab4W.jpg

[–]johnny_blackout 6 points7 points ago

I can't believe someone else knows about this picture. Years ago me and a friend would laugh at it and get hammered off of THIS. I even had a big bear shotglass. Also never knew this but it does appear to be a Real Album.

[–]mjklin 7 points8 points ago

Can't believe nobody's linked the big one.

[–]Tallandfit 7 points8 points ago

I'll take anal bum covers for 100, Alex.

[–]TelcoBro 6 points7 points ago

Just cuz u ballin' doesn't mean u can't eat healthy snacks playa

[–]Silicone_Lube 5 points6 points ago

Simply unbearable.

[–]fnybny 6 points7 points ago

[–]y2kbug 69 points70 points ago

[–]ABentSp00n 25 points26 points ago

That man's penis is going straight up. It defies gravity.

[–]ItsTyrrellYo 3 points4 points ago

I can't get over his sack's symmetry. I'm amazed by it every time it's posted.

Also I vaguely remember his music being mostly OK. Clearly if you have bad(ass) album artwork its because you focus on the music. Maybe.

[–]TheJucheisLoose 77 points78 points ago

Whoa dude, NSFW that shit.

[–]Bring_dem 29 points30 points ago

Nah...sometimes you need a little shock in your life.

Keeps things interesting.

[–]FuckBrendan 7 points8 points ago

And we have a winner!

[–]RickyTomatoes 11 points12 points ago

And we have a weiner!

Fixed.

[–]sgtpppr[!] 7 points8 points ago

For anyone considering checking out this album, there is certainly not a dick on the cover and it is definitely not pointing straight up.

[–]epicitous1 5 points6 points ago

looks like op quickly ran out of room.

[–]Elmonotheczar 2 points3 points ago

NSFW

[–]return_null 0 points1 point ago

I know! It could have been a SFW red dick!

[–]quber96 18 points19 points ago

A warning would be swell.

[–]MikeVoldemort 22 points23 points ago

That would be too hard.

[–]twentytwocents 0 points1 point ago

Some people just don't give a yank.

[–]debman 9 points10 points ago

Delicious D Tenacious D's less talented younger brother.

Edit: A link to their absolutely astounding music.

[–]farceur318 5 points6 points ago

How would he have all of that giant money if he wasn't talented?

[–]BBanner 2 points3 points ago

"Yo we're gonna slow it down and do a little love song right here"-Delicious D, Queef

Edit: According to the comments on the video Delicious D is a parody band.

[–]DeonKanspellz 10 points11 points ago

After seeing this photo, i have decided to dedicate the rest of my day to thoroughly seasoning my ass.Because its fucking october! Signed, a drunk black guy

P.s. Fuck a nigga named bear.

P.s.s. didjshskn

[–]Droppinplates 3 points4 points ago

P. P. S. Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets

[–]Joeliosis 2 points3 points ago

DANDY alliteration.

[–]readyno 3 points4 points ago

He's iron tough!

[–]Icypancakes81 4 points5 points ago

I have a feeling that's photoshopped...

[–]Joeliosis 12 points13 points ago

[–]mobilestalker 8 points9 points ago

This is the greatest album cover of all time, but yours is seriously awesome too :)

[–]FeroxJuhuu 2 points3 points ago

Thangs for this.

[–]knobrot 2 points3 points ago

Old bear!....He likes the honey!

[–]DaveMagee83 -1 points0 points ago

We've been through this OP... We thought it was good the first time around...you know? But now...its...kind of getting old. You understand? No...you don't.... Nobody does.

[–]GengeZA 2 points3 points ago

Most of these late 90's rap album covers were done by one company, Pen & Pixel.

Here is a top 25 list:

http://www.complex.com/music/2012/02/the-25-most-ridiculous-pen-pixel-album-covers-of-all-time#1

Guess who took #1.

[–]christhehuman 2 points3 points ago

[–]boethius27 2 points3 points ago

[–]path0gen 3 points4 points ago

[–]ImWastingMyTime 0 points1 point ago

Future Snoop dog.

[–]HateMachineX 5 points6 points ago

I believe you mean Snoop Bear

[–]Synesthetic1 0 points1 point ago

Shiiiiiiit dawg, we fuckin' foraged dat shit!

[–]connery78 0 points1 point ago

Is this meant to scare the shit out of Steven Colbert? It's a Trap!!!

[–]All_Out_Of_Fucks 0 points1 point ago

You could (and should) do an entire sub-reddit of bad album covers ... or has someone already? I should go look!

[–]bitchyber 1 point2 points ago

Best.Ever.

[–]Shadowglove -1 points0 points ago

OooOoooh watch out! We got a badass over here.

[–]BorisBC 1 point2 points ago

I wanna ask why the bear on the left is smoking a carrot, but it's kinda lost in the whole thing ya know?

[–]shogungraue1990 0 points1 point ago

Because Bears, that's why.

[–]Swingobjects 1 point2 points ago

I've heard it, he's bearly worth listening to.

[–]EatPrayQueef 1 point2 points ago

Grizzly Adams has nothing on this guy.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 1 point2 points ago

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR...

[–]7FoldSamurai 0 points1 point ago

10/10, would buy that album again!

[–]-Malo- 0 points1 point ago

Dat spread.

[–]anagrammaton 0 points1 point ago

yeah he doin thangs

[–]Kinomi 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me it's the bears singing instead of the guy in the middle

[–]CallsOutIdiots 0 points1 point ago

I've been looking for a high resolution copy of this for a while now. Thanks, op.

[–]pmartin0079 -1 points0 points ago

404 not found?

[–]greenconspiracy 1 point2 points ago

Greatest. Also posted 70,000 times before.

[–]idubs 1 point2 points ago

Someone has to send this over to the people at the colbert show

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

I remember first seeing this in a Murder Dog magazine. I'm guessing I'm one of the few here that read that particular periodical?

[–]wake266 1 point2 points ago

My buddy won our high school presidential election running on the platform "I may not be big bear, but I'm doing thangs" and putting his head over big bear's head on the posters or something like that.

the music, by the way, isn't terrible.

[–]snowlion13 0 points1 point ago

he isnt smart enough and i dont expect him to be, but there is also a cents sign he couldve used at the end of the title, but stupid people only know of the dollar sign

[–]khengstebeck 0 points1 point ago

greatest album cover. fur sureee

[–]tomjenks1 0 points1 point ago

an album cover?

nah, anal bum cover.

[–]NightEmber79 0 points1 point ago

Chocolate Daddy...

[–]cernunnos_89 -1 points0 points ago

i beleive it is the worst ever.

[–]razorbeamz 1 point2 points ago

I've actually heard it, and it's not a bad album at all.

[–]number676766 0 points1 point ago

It needs more shiny thing flashes.

[–]shadoire 1 point2 points ago

without a doubt!

[–]cryglory 1 point2 points ago

Analbumcover

[–]mediahunt 1 point2 points ago

I just feel like its missing a Z at the end.

[–]Shady_Herring -1 points0 points ago

It can't be the greatest, there's a typo.

[–]churchify 0 points1 point ago

Bears are in the cat family, too.

[–]Rostopheles 0 points1 point ago

My father has a hologram of this in his lab

[–]duradtherad 0 points1 point ago

THIS WAS MY DESKTOP BACKGROUND FOR SO MANY YEARS

[–]MFCH 1 point2 points ago

I made a poll to settle this burning debate: http://pollc.at/p/MWRk9w

[–]rubanbleu 0 points1 point ago

As a tobacconist, I approve.

[–]StanleyDecker 0 points1 point ago

My friend went through a phase where he would buy rap albums he'd never heard of from ebay. This was one of them. He bought it solely for the ridiculous cover.

[–]jtroye32 0 points1 point ago

An album cover.

[–]damn_you_malcolm 1 point2 points ago

Wow, Bear sure has gone a new direction with his career.

[–]sil3nt8o8 0 points1 point ago

Neither.

[–]punkrocksnoopy23 0 points1 point ago

One of the greatest. Bears rule!

[–]pocketchange2247 1 point2 points ago

someone please photoshop Mike Ditka's head on that guy

[–]ALargeBehr 1 point2 points ago

As a bear I approve of this content.

[–]Jrg5032 0 points1 point ago

Startin' Forest Fires

[–]dingleface 0 points1 point ago

Didn't even have to click the link to know it is Big Bear

[–]hhkirn 0 points1 point ago

I own that album.

[–]methshin 0 points1 point ago

Needs more bear.

[–]mrpopenfresh 0 points1 point ago

I listened to a couple tracks off this album, it wasn't half bad.

[–]Almost_Ascended 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a grade 10 photoshop art assignment.

[–]StarkofWinterfell 0 points1 point ago

The choice is obvious!

[–]KatieKillz 1 point2 points ago

Bitch better have my honey.

[–]jgreenz -1 points0 points ago

Greatest album cover? Dookie by Green Day

[–]DistrictTiger 0 points1 point ago

No one's posted that Scorpions album yet? Y'all are slipping.

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

It's Rick grimes's favorite.

[–]Merle19 0 points1 point ago

Not as good as 'Tap

[–]moegreen 0 points1 point ago

False. Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica.

[–]2013orBust 0 points1 point ago

Please don't crucify me for saying this but he has a kinda 2pac sound in this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe-IkkLT3u8&feature=related

[–]sensualthrowaway 0 points1 point ago

Nice. I havent seen this on the internet for a while. Thanks for the reminder

[–]alfresco68 0 points1 point ago

Smokin Thangs

[–]iCantCallit 0 points1 point ago

big bear is that dude. great album.

[–]Skippeo 1 point2 points ago

I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear...

[–]j3434 0 points1 point ago

yea - his music bumps for real. But greatest cover ? I like the banned Blind Faith cover. But what about Hefty Fine, Bloodhound Gang ???

[–]Mastacon 0 points1 point ago

My fantasy football team is called "doin' thangs" and that is my picture.. i wont the championship last year.

[–]bigmill 0 points1 point ago

Easily the greatest, i can't stop cracking up

[–]bshamaym 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of this one time where my friends (about 4 of us, stoned, looking like hippies, and in our early 20s) walked into a gas station and met a man who immediately commented that we looked like we were in a band. Well, we did play bass and guitar together but we kinda sucked and never wrote any songs, so he was kind of on target. "Yeah, we're in a band," we said, of course. "We play reggae music." I was wearing a Bob Marley shirt and he had indeed been learning how to play "Stir it up" together. "Coo, coo. I own a record studio. I'm a rapper. My name is Black Pooh. That's what my ma called me when I was little--she said I was her little Pooh Bear."

His name was Black Pooh. But there was kind of a sweet, cute story behind it. And he was indeed a black man. It was hard to argue with the name though. I wanted to tell him, to his face, that Black Pooh was a terrible name. But I couldn't, because it would feel like I would be disrespecting his family and his ethnicity. I hope Black Pooh has made a career for himself. Godspeed, Black Pooh.

What does this have to do with Big Bear? Not much except he's that he's not the only rapper who's poorly named himself after a bear.

[–]TheGiantTurd 0 points1 point ago

He reminds of that one kid "I feel it"

[–]snakeysnake0 -1 points0 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Dr8uG.jpg

when I too just so happen to be sipping cognac and smoking a cigar

[–]lungzz 0 points1 point ago

pen and pixel changed the game

[–]MikeLuttmann 0 points1 point ago

Is the bear on the left wearing the same outfit as the rapper?

[–]doradhorror 1 point2 points ago

Damn this is so old. repost

[–]SausageMcMuffin 1 point2 points ago

If you came for trap coverz you came to the right place

trap story

Trap muzik

[–]PonchoBeano 0 points1 point ago

that's good. but this is better.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

When you repost this, can't you at least give it a different title?

[–]strallweat 1 point2 points ago

[–]LSUduckbadger 1 point2 points ago

[–]thelazerbeast 0 points1 point ago

Lenz flair.

[–]Fangheart 0 points1 point ago

It'd say it's just analbumcover