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[–]elbruce 113 points114 points ago

I love the fact that dogs have consciences.

[–]BrandonDowell123 30 points31 points ago

I love the fact that this is like the fourth time i've seen someone claiming this as their dog.

[–]toebirdie 109 points110 points ago

I love the fact that Coke Zero has all the taste of regular Coke without the calories.

[–]arisefairmoon 30 points31 points ago

That is a lie and you know it.

[–]mitt-romney 13 points14 points ago

That is a LIE and YOU know it.

[–]arisefairmoon 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, like mitt-romney has any business telling me what is and isn't a lie.

[–]Delfishie 2 points3 points ago

Well, he'd be the one who'd know.

[–]mindwandering 0 points1 point ago

Corporations are people my friend!

[–]hardshard 1 point2 points ago

Corporations are friends my people!

[–]astronautcock[S] 20 points21 points ago

This is my dog her name is Corona and she is a 2 year old rare long -legged Dachshund. Right now she is chilling on my bed So I don't know who else has a dog this breed or a similar Zebra print comforter

[–]In_Dying_Arms 9 points10 points ago

MY CORONA.

[–]astronautcock[S] 6 points7 points ago

M-M-M-MY CORONA

[–]ronfromcny 0 points1 point ago

When you gonna give me some?

[–]teeelo 1 point2 points ago

You have been called out; so have you any remorse, average Redditor?

[–]loli123 6 points7 points ago

Dogs have also been reported to have PTSD, they're like little furry un-evolved humans!

[–]Tyrant718 1 point2 points ago

That shits on my carpet.

[–]loli123 0 points1 point ago

They do it lovingly though.

[–]The_AntiPirate 38 points39 points ago

Ah the old "If I can't see you, you can't see me" tactic used by so many dogs. My dog tries this by putting his head and only his head behind corners and shit.

My dog is lazy as fuck.

[–]FireFlyz351 2 points3 points ago

Your dog doesn't give an F.

[–]swimmingmunky 3 points4 points ago

You know you can curse on the internet, right?

[–]Mitchypoo 27 points28 points ago

That's what you think. She's really under there just ripping up another pillow.

[–]treetopless 85 points86 points ago

I cringe when I see sheetless beds. That's so grody.

[–]10thplanetwestLA 45 points46 points ago

Can't tell which parts are the mattress design and which are stains.

[–]astronautcock[S] 8 points9 points ago

I sweat in a floral pattern.

[–]Elmonotheczar 12 points13 points ago

Gotta keep 'em guessing!

[–]DeathWalrus 4 points5 points ago

This is why I've trained myself to sweat symmetrically.

[–]mitt-romney 1 point2 points ago

I'm too lazy for that. That's why are trained my dust mites to rearrange it for me.

[–]Ass_Explosion 2 points3 points ago

I do as well, it means my dog was digging in my bed again, the last time cost me a 6 month old mattress.

[–]Akiba89 -1 points0 points ago

Follow up point: why are there never covers on beds in pr0n0s?

[–]ManimalStyle -1 points0 points ago

To the Max.

[–]LeinadSpoon 5 points6 points ago

The imgur title says one pillow and the reddit title says all pillows. WHICH ONE IS IT?!?

[–]zaphod_85 4 points5 points ago

The sad truth is that OP only had one pillow to begin with.

[–]DeathWalrus 3 points4 points ago

OP was the pillow.

[–]zaphod_85 2 points3 points ago

Then who was camera??

[–]dieselevents 1 point2 points ago

OP couldn't keep his story straight! There was no pillow, just a dog under a bed.

[–]Ibce 15 points16 points ago

so, did u poke that butt and if yes, what did she do?

[–]CaptainReginald 32 points33 points ago

Colby 2012

Never forget.

[–]KasketKase 6 points7 points ago

This really works its way into every thread somehow. We need to lay Colbys' memory to rest.

[–]FakesNoveltyAccounts 4 points5 points ago

Now, really i just feel that it's a Dog-gone shame no one sees the humor in colby.

[–]POWERFUCKER 1 point2 points ago

I'm not quite ready to let it go.

[–]61ache 0 points1 point ago

Colby's dead? Don't even tell me he was raped to death.

[–]KasketKase 0 points1 point ago

We assume, my dear friend.

[–]beatyour1337 5 points6 points ago

How do you know what he's thinking? Are you the dog whisperer?!

[–]astronautcock[S] 3 points4 points ago

SHH

[–]SirNoodles 3 points4 points ago

"Oh I uh... I dropped my earring."

[–]AmishSpaceCadet 4 points5 points ago

IF I CAN'T SEE THEM, THEY CAN'T SEE ME. RIGHT GUYS?

[–]noNoParts 5 points6 points ago

Did you... tap that ass?

[–]FakesNoveltyAccounts 4 points5 points ago

COLBY 2012

[–]ragem411 2 points3 points ago

NEVER FORGET

[–]BraveSaintStuart 1 point2 points ago

::poke, poke::

"Excuse me dumbass. Get out here. You know exactly what you did. You're not fooling anyone."

[–]shavedferalcats 4 points5 points ago

Jokes on us... Dog is dead.

[–]goneroguebrb 3 points4 points ago

If at first you don't succeed, post, and post again.

[–]astronautcock[S] 6 points7 points ago

It was an x-post from r/aww but I didn't put that in the title because nobody gives a shit.

[–]BoothTime -1 points0 points ago

If it's an x-post, why are you answering other people's comments like it's your own fucking dog? I don't have anything against reposting or x-posting, but you're clearly intentionally lying to people just to whore karma.

[–]astronautcock[S] 1 point2 points ago

Straight up!

[–]TishraDR 2 points3 points ago

We always know my daughter's dog has done something bad when he walks in with his head and ears down. He always gives himself away.

[–]louky 3 points4 points ago

I have one good and one bad dog. The bad dog doesn't care, so no tells but the good dog always busts him.

Often he even attacks him to discipline him for getting into food which is never fun.

[–]Natten 2 points3 points ago

Your dog has separation anxiety

[–]massivelydinky 4 points5 points ago

You should probably make sure she gets more exercise. Dogs tend to tear things apart when they don't get enough.

[–]DaweiArch 0 points1 point ago

See who?

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

My cat thinks she is the same color as the grass and tries to hide in it.

She is bright white.

[–]v4xN0s 0 points1 point ago

See what?

[–]Wildebeast1 0 points1 point ago

If I don't sees you, you can't sees me!

[–]SPEDpunk 1 point2 points ago

The actual fuck. I thought you went into my parent's house and took a picture of my room. They took the sheets off my bed and my dog's ass looks just like your dog's ass. Would I be correct in guessing that she's a vizsla?

[–]FakesNoveltyAccounts 2 points3 points ago

Why is your dogs ass something memorable?

[–]astronautcock[S] 0 points1 point ago

No. She is a Dachshund with long legs.

[–]marnargulus 1 point2 points ago

When will you people learn that this is how your dog says it needs more activity?

Don't get an active breed if you won't be active with it.

(Looks like a vizla, pit, or ridgeback from the butt.)

[–]toofpaste_eater 0 points1 point ago

Saw her and thought ridgeback too.

[–]You_Dont_Party 1 point2 points ago

Could be a Redbone Coonhound too, looks very similar to my dog.

[–]toofpaste_eater 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, some look almost identical.

[–]You_Dont_Party 1 point2 points ago

It depends on the dog, but most Redbones are more slender than Ridgebacks, have more 'hound-y' features, and are a little more reddish. But yeah my dog is always confused for a Ridgeback or Vizla, they do tend to fall right in between the two dogs in size.

[–]astronautcock[S] 1 point2 points ago

She is a dachshund and since then we moved to a house with a big yard and she gets alot of physical activity. :)

[–]MisterBored 0 points1 point ago

My dog doesn't even bother to hide. He just turns his head away from me and hopes that I don't notice him either.

[–]annielovesbacon 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of when I tried to give my dog a bath and she kept covering her eyes because she thought if she couldn't see me, I couldn't see her.

[–]tangomaureen -1 points0 points ago

I totally have that same fuzzy stripey comforter :) it's weird slippery shiny blue material on the other side, yes? With tiger striped buttons/accents.

[–]astronautcock[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yes but I had it tricked out so there is a tiger print and pictures of Zebras on the other side.

[–]Julicious 0 points1 point ago

Is the second blanket have a wolf on it?

[–]Tetelesthai 0 points1 point ago

You don't know what she's thinking.

[–]ironw00d 0 points1 point ago

She thought it was a zebra...

[–]ironsoul 0 points1 point ago

Can't see who?

[–]derpinmerkin 0 points1 point ago

My dog ripped up a goose feather pillow and just covered a whole room. She hid for 12 hours its amazing how they know when they messed up

[–]kumminehyayha 0 points1 point ago

Karma Conspiracy: Person kills dog and stuffs half of it under a bed and claims its hiding

[–]jaz_zamboni 1 point2 points ago

This is so good! :D And might I say the OP is pretty gorgeous ;)...not that they're in this picture. Just sayin'

[–]astronautcock[S] 1 point2 points ago

Oh stop, you :)

[–]jaz_zamboni 0 points1 point ago

Never. (:

[–]yoshibear 0 points1 point ago

Dat ass

[–]Pinkteam 0 points1 point ago

The bed is dirty : /

[–]Blzbba 0 points1 point ago

Bad dog!!

[–]vnkid 0 points1 point ago

For a second there I thought those were kangaroo legs. Only for a second.

[–]97str2 0 points1 point ago

i dont see her. where- oh...im the biggest...just...shoot me...just...god...

[–]tballz3773 0 points1 point ago

Can't tell if some of those marks on your mattress are doo doo stains or just part of the design of your mattress ...

[–]ShadrakC -3 points-2 points ago

Did you come up with your username because cosmonaut penis was already taken?

[–]badpie_707 -4 points-3 points ago

not a cat, not amused -_-