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[–]KNVB 301 points302 points ago

Finally, my username is relevant.

[–]nederland 76 points77 points ago

En de mijne.

NEDERLAND! NEDERLAND! NEDERLAND!

[–]opus666 55 points56 points ago

Does anyone else see Wayne Rooney instead of Sneijder on the lower left pic? I should watch more Serie A...

[–]KNVB 24 points25 points ago

Sneijder looks very similar to Rooney. If Rooney didn't have a fat face and didn't look like a fucking potato farmer, he would look more like Sneijder.

[–]KlausJanVanWolfhaus 3 points4 points ago

Frank de Boer as well.

[–]brian890 14 points15 points ago

The first thing I thought was "Why is Rooney on the Dutch jersey?"

[–]omgarm 2 points3 points ago

I thought of Frank de Boer at first.

[–]DutchDustin 0 points1 point ago

En de mijne

[–]Opblaaskaas 6 points7 points ago

Kaas en klompen.

[–]21785345 2 points3 points ago

Drugs en hoeren

[–]solblurgh 0 points1 point ago

hoes en tricks

[–]jpropaganda 37 points38 points ago

As an ignorant american...can you explain how your username is relevant?

[–]KNVB 64 points65 points ago

No worries, I am American too. KNVB is the Royal Dutch Football Association. Look at the emblem on the shirt in the picture.

[–]jpropaganda 26 points27 points ago

Aaah!!! Thank you! Great shirt.

[–]kaiyotic 23 points24 points ago

KNVB is the abbreviation for Koninklijke Nederlandse Voetbal Bond = Royal Dutch Football Association.

[–]Sgele 8 points9 points ago

Finally, my username is relevant.

How long did it take?

[–]KNVB 32 points33 points ago

Too long my friend. I'd like to take this time to thank the academy for everything they've done. I would also like to take this time to thank god. Without dog, I would be lost. I love you buddy.

[–]alexanderpas 1 point2 points ago

1 year, 4 months, 11 days according to the Reddit Enhancement Suite

[–]lekkerder 3 points4 points ago

dat is lekker :)

[–]J1P3A 5 points6 points ago

ORANJE BOVEN!

[–]cysgr8 1 point2 points ago

Only waited one year.

[–]CumBoxReseller 5 points6 points ago

I'm still waiting....

[–]G0VERNMENT 5 points6 points ago

Just make sure you have a business licence.

[–]knvb11 2 points3 points ago

We should find the other 10 knvb's out there.

[–]KlausJanVanWolfhaus 1 point2 points ago

Close enough. Signed Klaas Jan Van Wolfhuis

[–]groteklotzaak 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaand I'm a little late to the party.

[–]prince_from_Nigeria 59 points60 points ago

the idea is clever.

[–]penkowsky 89 points90 points ago

Wonder if they have a female version of the t-shirt? :)

[–]AgentUmlaut 36 points37 points ago

Sylvie Van Der Vaart on the reverse, meeee owww

[–]DutchSuperHero 16 points17 points ago

Don't worry, women are covered with dresses that come as a sales promotion item with a crate of 24 beers (I've seen people fight over these dresses).

http://www.nrcnext.nl/files/2010/06/dutchydressstadion.jpg (Fun fact, Bavaria [the beer brand in question] caused a advertisement scandal by sending some young women [think 20ish] in Orange dresses [that didn't have the beer brands logo plastered over them as you can see] to the Dutch World Cup games in 2010, the girls got arrested by SA police for breaking the advertisement rules of the FIFA World Cup.)

[–]Slashur999 5 points6 points ago

Wait, so what rule were they breaking if they didn't have the beer brands logo on them?

[–]DutchSuperHero 8 points9 points ago

They ran a series of commercials on Dutch television with the goal to promote bavaria through the dress, the dress itself through all the attention that it gained thanks to both the normal tv ads combined with the action of sending women wearing those dresses to the games the Dutch national team had to play they became synonymous with the brand Bavaria (it's a pretty iconic dress within all the other Orange attire worn by Dutch Football fans).

This meant that while Bavaria wasn't an official partner/sponsor of the Fifa World Cup they were getting a substantial amount of free advertising thanks to the camera's that were pointed at the women in question over the duration of the cup (it helped that these were fairly attractive women).

Heineken which was an official partner for the Fifa World Cup 2010 tournament complained that Bavaria was getting free advertising within an event which was supposed to have strict advertising rules (think 2012 Olympics). Ofcourse this blew up in their face making it yet another strong example for the Streissand effect (even the people not intrested were talking about the when the arrests took place, probably the cheapest publicity Bavaria ever paid for.)

[–]alexanderpas 0 points1 point ago

not to mention, it's not the first time they did it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leeuwenhosen

[–]fleetber 0 points1 point ago

the orange rule?

[–]uint 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to guess trespassing, since non-sponsors were barred from advertising.

[–]Captain_Kuhl 0 points1 point ago

So is there a face on the inside of those, too?

[–]nbshark 4 points5 points ago

Well how about this shirt (that sold pretty well) to cheer for the Dutch. (Lion is the national mascot animal). Edit: And yes, I am aware that the center guy's shirt looks like a Predator.

[–]Boodelijre 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Brulshirt is way better than this bullshit.

[–]The_Blackening 0 points1 point ago

The act of doing so is not however.

[–]Rubix22 0 points1 point ago

Where is the one of Robben's face crying like a little bitch?

[–]Ekperson 16 points17 points ago

If I was In better shape Id want one more

[–]KlausJanVanWolfhaus 0 points1 point ago

First World Problems.

[–]MunchToast 78 points79 points ago

This dude should totally make one of these for himself...

[–]raikkonen 14 points15 points ago

I would hate to sit behind him.

[–]ladiesman_217 5 points6 points ago

Not me... I hate being on camera

[–]dinklebob 12 points13 points ago

But instead of ink on the shirt, it's actually an instant-inflating liferaft with that huge poster of his glued on the underside.

Oh hey! Aren't you that guy with the face that we se-

YEAH!!![**FWOOOOOMP**]

HOLY FUCK WHAT?!?!?!

[–]Aaronpwillis 13 points14 points ago

Seriously. Where can I buy one?!?!

[–]orthodoxrebel 4 points5 points ago

It was a design concept.

[–]nbshark 0 points1 point ago

Take a look a this one too :) (called a "brul shirt")

[–]Cajaton 10 points11 points ago

My body could only carry the face of Van Gaal I'm afraid.

[–]GeneratingAPixel 39 points40 points ago

Brace yourself, people claiming they're from Holland are coming.

[–]DutchSuperHero 67 points68 points ago

I'm sorry I'm 2 hours late, but as a true Dutch person I was too busy tending to my cannabis addiction while overseeing the mandatory elderly euthanasia panels.

[–]swiffleswaffle 6 points7 points ago

There are more of us?!

[–]Biggar 7 points8 points ago

I think I walked past the Euthanasia clinic this morning, on my way to work in one of the many abortion facilities in town. Either way, I was late as well because after work I had some prostitutes to attend to...

[–]Heep_Purple 0 points1 point ago

Euthenasia is a just as big issue at us as it is where you live

[–]Gae-Hooker 3 points4 points ago

You are taking this the wrong way, euthanasia isnt really a problem here

[–]Heep_Purple 0 points1 point ago

It isn't?

[–]Chielts 0 points1 point ago

glad to know there are more like me!

[–]poloniumradon 33 points34 points ago

I AM FROM HOLLAND. HELLO. YES ME.

[–]Ikbentim 63 points64 points ago

YES THIS IS HOND

[–]dylanroo 28 points29 points ago

HALLO ALLES GOED

[–]steelpan 25 points26 points ago

I LIKE SCHILDPADDEN.

[–]FelixR1991 6 points7 points ago

IM FROM HOLLAND, WHERE THE FUCK YOU FROM?!

god that song was awful

[–]galient5 0 points1 point ago

IK OOK!

[–]Mrbananpants64 2 points3 points ago

INSTABIEL. ZEI DE KAT.

[–]dontkickducks 4 points5 points ago

Maar niemand kan een kat verstaan..

dus de man stierf

[–]MabyLater[!] 6 points7 points ago

Funny enough not every dutch person could claim they are from holland.

[–]DrunkenDutchman 38 points39 points ago

Fijne taartdag, kut!

[–]galient5 0 points1 point ago

Ik heb noog noit gedaagte besteed aan wat wij "cakeday" zoude noemen in het Nederlands.

[–]Boodelijre 0 points1 point ago

Bek dicht, je bent weer eens dronken.

[–]DrunkenDutchman 0 points1 point ago

Misschien iets te weinig bloed in m'n whiskey omloop.

[–]GeneratingAPixel 7 points8 points ago

Yet, on pretty much every Holland related thread, it's invested with people screaming they're Dutch.

[–]XplodingForce 0 points1 point ago

Sorry to be a grammar-nazi, but it's infested. Also these thread's are not Holland related, they're related to The Netherlands. Holland is only a small part of The Netherlands, and some Dutch people from other parts of the country get quite insulted when you use Holland instead of The Netherlands. (I personally don't think it's a big deal, but thought I should point out the reason.)

[–]galient5 1 point2 points ago

They've basically become synonymous. Even then, I'm from that region anyway, so I guess I get to say that regardless.

[–]Krastain 1 point2 points ago

Sorry to be the mierenneuk-nazi, but your having intercourse with ants here.

[–]Krastain 0 points1 point ago

That's basically because there are such a shitload of the fuckers on the internet. What they used to do with ships they now do with firefox: annoy the rest of the world with ridiculous names and 'funny' jokes.

Also:

Leve de Koniningin! Hoera! Hoera! Hoera!

[–]dontkickducks 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if racist or referring to the two provinces...

[–]KingCTMC 0 points1 point ago

Well yes, but I would think that the majority of Dutch Redditors come from the three largest cities, which all happen to be in Holland. However, I suppose the number of people from Utrecht or Eindhoven (et. al.) isn't negligible.

Edit: Also, happy cake day!

[–]RolloTonyBrownTown 0 points1 point ago

Brabants Jongens!!

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[–]one_random_redditor 2 points3 points ago

But it's not cool to say England when you mean the UK. Seriously.

[–]kotszak 4 points5 points ago

Ik vind Nederland een depressief kutland. Mag dat?

[–]sjoors 13 points14 points ago

ja

[–]YvanS 6 points7 points ago

NEEN s'landsch nieuwe beleid stelt dat eenieder die kritiek levert op onsch mooie waterstaatje onmiddelijck naar de rotterdamse goelag word gedeporteerd.

[–]Smofo 0 points1 point ago

Gezondheid.

[–]Chielts 1 point2 points ago

Komt door het weer.

maar het komt goed schatje *schuift fles rosé door

[–]Zeeboon 0 points1 point ago

Vind ik ook, Zo'n saai buurland. :P

[–]Krastain -1 points0 points ago

Ga je toch lekker in Liberia wonen? Met je kutkop!

[–]klanec 1 point2 points ago

kijk je naar me?

IK DOE MIJN KANKER VUIST IN JE OOG, JONGEN

[–]klanec 2 points3 points ago

Ik ben niet eens nederlands, ik kan het gewoon spreken :)

[–]VGiselleH 2 points3 points ago

En schrijven!

[–]klanec 2 points3 points ago

en lezen en zo

[–]Dazing 1 point2 points ago

Zo, zo. Doe je goed.

[–]alexanderpas 2 points3 points ago

zal wel een belg zijn ;)

[–]swiffleswaffle -1 points0 points ago

[–]IAmA_talking_cat_AMA 0 points1 point ago

miauw

[–]Krastain 0 points1 point ago

You'll recognize them. Their incredibly ugly and/or blunt usernames are a dead giveaway.

[–]closetstonerdad 5 points6 points ago

this is pretty fucking genius.

[–]bfedmcshred 5 points6 points ago

Anyone remember when Burger King sponsored Gatafe? They had this idea years ago...

[–]majuhlazuh 5 points6 points ago

Here's the website, not sure if they're for sale or not though.

[–]i_believe_in_pizza 0 points1 point ago

I want one with my own face.

[–]cullano 8 points9 points ago

shut up and take my money!

[–]deijavu 9 points10 points ago

Where? How much?

[–]loofawah 19 points20 points ago

You obviously didn't pay attention to the first half of his statement.

[–]Tebasaki 3 points4 points ago

I want one with female faces so they can see my wonderfully hairy man boobs and be confused.

[–]lukestars 2 points3 points ago

So... why is this on /r/funny ?

[–]frankyboy4my 7 points8 points ago

Holland is very inventief with shirts. They also have shirts that change colour when you're body heat turks up!

[–]fedex269 30 points31 points ago

i have pants that get tighter when i get excited!

[–]Ridderjoris 8 points9 points ago

That's not so inventief, since we're all using our bestest English eniway.

[–]Wheeze201 2 points3 points ago

This isn't that clever.

You won't be able to see if the face is lined up correctly or not. You'll just end up looking like a retard.

[–]Svennusmax 24 points25 points ago

Dutch football-fans are quite immune to the shame that comes with "looking like a retard".

[–]inNeedOfInspiration 12 points13 points ago

that seems about right

[–]totaljerkface 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. The image of the person's face also won't magically face the same angle your body is facing relative to the camera, and your head won't give the same impression of something being printed on a flat piece of paper. It will look like shit.

[–]tartay745 3 points4 points ago

As someone who doesn't watch much soccer/football I am confused as to why a Holland shirt would have Wayne Rooney's face on it.

[–]Belsher 14 points15 points ago

That is Wesley Sneijder

[–]zedong 1 point2 points ago

wesley?

[–]Kotaniko 7 points8 points ago

Yes, that is Wesley Sneijder.

[–]Plasmaman 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was Rooney as well... I'm slightly relieved that someone else thought so. Mind you it'd be confusing if Sneijder had gone to united.

[–]ChaosRaiden 0 points1 point ago

As someone who watches Football regularly, I had to take a triple take to wonder why Rooney was on their shirts too...

[–]MR-CAPSLOCK 0 points1 point ago

Wesley Schnieder and the top is Robin Van Persie. I think the bottom right is Von Bommel.

[–]dirkatron 4 points5 points ago

Bottom right appears to be jan klaas huntelaar

[–]MR-CAPSLOCK 0 points1 point ago

Ah, yes, that's right

[–]Augmentedforth 0 points1 point ago

Haha, yes this is great. Sneijder would be the one I purchase.

[–]invisabill 1 point2 points ago

I need to go into the city to check if they have these yet. I want them. I want them all.

[–]dez4u 0 points1 point ago

Do those come in babyrib size?

[–]604Coast 0 points1 point ago

Semenuk did it better

[–]FelixLeiter 3 points4 points ago

No, Getafe did it better.

[–]imnotlegolas -2 points-1 points ago

I like his nipples.

[–]imnotlegolas -2 points-1 points ago

It is like both nipples have extreme force tugging on the center of his chest, pulling the skin towards them.

[–]nobodywithanotepad 1 point2 points ago

I'm trying to imagine seeing my face on those shirts- like if I was idolized. It has an eery vibe to it.

Like imagine having an army of dudes sporting your face like this.

[–]rickysauce36 0 points1 point ago

The guy on the bottom left looks like Flea.

[–]Feb29thCakeDay 1 point2 points ago

This needs female models.

[–]pecegamer 0 points1 point ago

When he puts his shirt back down he"ll be getting a BJ.

[–]Wildcard35 0 points1 point ago

Where can I buy one of these shirts?! I saw them when the 2010 World Cup started but I found nothing.

[–]yelhsaian 0 points1 point ago

In America it will probably be almost impossible to find. I'm wearing my Netherlands shirt as we speak, and it was so hard to find don't even get me started...

[–]Biggar 0 points1 point ago

Why would you want a Netherlands shirt as an American anyway?

[–]Wildcard35 0 points1 point ago

This makes me incredibly sad.

[–]MuffinatorXIII 0 points1 point ago

wouldn't it itch?

[–]wanderederer1 2 points3 points ago

And the rest of the time you have your favourite dutch player open mouth kissing your belly button?

[–]Chielts 2 points3 points ago

taking one for the team!

[–]Chielts 0 points1 point ago

and i once heard its not gay unless balls are touching

[–]Ridderjoris 1 point2 points ago

Admittedly that's favorable to your least favorite player kissing your belly button.oooohsneyderthat_tickles!

[–]ThemBastards 0 points1 point ago

Need these for chicks.

[–]Pawtucket 0 points1 point ago

The link/Image is down! What is it? Anyone???

[–]acrocanthosaurus 1 point2 points ago

So...99% of the time, you'll have the face of a Dutch soccer player nuzzling your belly-button?

[–]joekonuts 1 point2 points ago

I have one of these in a zombie shirt! (not this exact one, but one like it!)

[–]thathawkeyeguy 1 point2 points ago

I bought that exact one a couple years ago. 50% of the time it doesn't line up and I look like a jackass.

[–]StemCellMesearch 0 points1 point ago

The ULTIMATE butter face shirt.

"All the utility of a paper bag, with the comfort of 120-count Ammurican cotton."

[–]504aldo -1 points0 points ago

are those made for girls too?

[–]mssylmarie 0 points1 point ago

Make one that turns you super saiyan.

[–]katielaura 0 points1 point ago

While wearing the shirt over my head, I would still feel the need to make the same facial expression that's on the shirt even though no on can see it.

[–]kuuz -1 points0 points ago

"Now you too can be a white guy, as all Dutch fans should be!"

[–]Fonjask 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if there was an error in translation but that's pretty racist.

[–]kuuz 0 points1 point ago

Haha yes I know, that's not actually how I feel, it's poking fun at the fact that the only faces on the shirts in the example are of white men and the fan shown wearing the shirt is not. It's almost as if the shirt's purpose is to "correct" the fan and make him a white man. That's (hopefully) definitely not part of what they were trying to convey. I guess I've spent too much time in classes that have a huge emphasis on inclusion and political correctness to notice that haha.

[–]StrangerDangerManger 0 points1 point ago

When the shirts aren't pulled up like that it is just a picture of a guy screaming into your stomach.

[–]omfgkittiez 1 point2 points ago

I'd feel weird knowing that underneath my shirt, there was a man hovering upside down directly in front of my penis with his mouth wide open.

[–]alizee365 0 points1 point ago

When the shirt is down, it would be awkward knowing that there's a footballer around the crotch area of my t-shirt with his mouth wide open.

[–]PapaBear04 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who noticed that all the people in the background are actually Houston Dynamo fans?

[–]TakingADumpRightNow 1 point2 points ago

super smart creative team based out of amsterdam... http://wonderyears.nl/

[–]bondinferno 0 points1 point ago

Ugh this is amazing, and then I think about the euro cup and then I cry

[–]foul_mouthed 0 points1 point ago

i hope this catches on for the ladies.

[–]jtoj 0 points1 point ago

Huntelaar's ass needs to resign....

[–]dotonaked 1 point2 points ago

Why is Rooney on one of the shirts?

[–]dontkickducks 2 points3 points ago

Because he isn't. It's Wesley Sneijder

[–]scubahana 0 points1 point ago

And all the Canadians can say is, 'you're doing it wrong!'

[–]dontkickducks 1 point2 points ago

All right, now I'm curious. What did the Canadians do?

[–]redmopedking -1 points0 points ago

I would gladly buy that shirt with this guy's face on it.

[–]Katlebz 1 point2 points ago

that looks gay as hell

[–]ElRed_ 0 points1 point ago

I'm confused. Oh well, better than those Burger King ones. Whatshisface looks like Rooney in this picture.. the horror. Sneijder.

[–]davidmvdg 0 points1 point ago

Wow, was staring at this for a while wondering how you make semi clear tshirts, lol

[–]akajefe 0 points1 point ago

They are going to unveil their underwear lineup next spring.

[–]lazysubtlephotoshop 0 points1 point ago

[–]Lycanthropes 0 points1 point ago

Dark dark dark nipples.

[–]mccoolio 0 points1 point ago

[–]iNNeRKaoS 0 points1 point ago

You'd have to be facing a vary particular angle for it to be effective.

[–]whoooareyou 0 points1 point ago

[–]Bobilip 0 points1 point ago

I would wear this, put it over my head, then kinda awkwardly take it off my head because of my fucking love handles.

[–]RadiantDark 0 points1 point ago

I like your username OP... That is all :)

[–]oneshoe 0 points1 point ago

All I know is if that happened with my friends, somebody is getting hit in the face without seeing it coming.

[–]twincam 0 points1 point ago

Y'all need to learn basic perspective, this is just a concept and wouldn't work in real life. The printed faces are at a angle so would only work/look right if you are standing exactly where the camera man is...

You could maybe do it with a print of a front on face, but it would still look really, really shitty.

[–]TheSpreader 0 points1 point ago

hup! (nsfw)

[–]vargvnn 1 point2 points ago

All the tshirts in the world won't make you white.

[–]REUBY 0 points1 point ago

where can I find this shirt????

[–]Baconopolis 0 points1 point ago

I want one with Nick Cage's face.

[–]jairobonilla 0 points1 point ago

Fuck Robin van Persie. Sincerely, a bitter Gunner.

[–]KILLonii -1 points0 points ago

Are people from Holland called Holes? Cause people from Poland are called Poles..

[–]dr_spacelad -1 points0 points ago

In deze draad te veel fucking Nederlanders die het kennelijk erg nodig vinden om te verkondigen dat ze Nederlands zijn.

[–]magnus_max 2 points3 points ago

Would be useful to have a female version of those to replace the old bag of paper over the head.

Edit: could also be used with ugly men.

[–]BurtaciousD 0 points1 point ago

Is this just for the Netherlands?
I'm trying to get one for Germany.

[–]Cajaton 3 points4 points ago

You win almost every Weltmeister. Please let us have the shirts...

[–]BurtaciousD 2 points3 points ago

Uhhh...you made it to the finals in 2010. We lost in the semis. Anyways, we can both have them! Us German fans and you Cheese-eaters aren't so different, anyways!