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RIP Sylvia Kristel, star of Emmanuelle (i.imgur.com)

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[–]proraver 43 points44 points ago

You got me right in the nostalgia.

[–]tilang 4 points5 points ago

Back in the days!

[–]Dry_martini_SHAKEN 20 points21 points ago

Damned spoiled kids with internet. In my day, we had to watch our porn on channels we didn't have, through a static filter. I'll tell you what....nothing felt better than when that static filter cleared for about 3 seconds, and you saw dem boobies bouncin' all around while she was ridin' on a guys' whatnots! I'll tell ya', it felt like someone at that there Spice channel knew you was watchin' for the last few hours, and they decided to give you a little treat.

I can't wait until I have grandkids to go on this rant.

[–]nineteensixtyseven 17 points18 points ago

That is totally how I remember it...

[–]MMolter 13 points14 points ago

I think I see a boob in there somewhere...

[–]snigelfar 5 points6 points ago

Are you sure?

[–]BannedFromEarth 3 points4 points ago

Wish we could do that back then...

[–]dhardison 7 points8 points ago

well played.

[–]spazm 8 points9 points ago

You gotta hit the cable box exactly three times, then turn the channel knob halfway between channel 3 and channel 4.

[–]10thplanetwestLA 6 points7 points ago

SPICE CHANNEL!

[–]tonermcfly 6 points7 points ago

I remember "attempting" to watch the spice channel with my friends. One designated friend would always be on patrol in the hallway incase an intruder breached the living room.

[–]Sobertese 1 point2 points ago

One time... And only one time, there was a brief moment when the picture came in PERFECT (albeit in negative) for five whole seconds, and it was glorious.

[–]ikeaswe 3 points4 points ago

This made my day! well played sir, well played. :~

[–]futurefeature 2 points3 points ago

Ouch.

[–]FatherofMeatballs[!] 3 points4 points ago

slow clap

[–]Liadric 3 points4 points ago

slow fap

[–]semifraki 5 points6 points ago

90% of Reddit is too young for this joke.

[–]justiceandindependen 2 points3 points ago

I remember it without color and with tin foil antenna

[–]smirfy8473 2 points3 points ago

that was my favorite night time channel

[–]samurai77 2 points3 points ago

My buddy and I were on his roof with a cereal bowl wrapped in tinfoil attached to a wire going to the tv antenna input...it didn't work.

[–]Lurking4Justice 2 points3 points ago

well played

[–]NNTPgrip 1 point2 points ago

Sadly, the Emmanuelle series is no longer on Netflix instant. They do have Lady Chatterley's Lover though...

[–]Your_Favorite_Poster 1 point2 points ago

I did this with this movie when I was a kid.

[–]THExCHOSENxONE 1 point2 points ago

Is there anywhere to watch scrambled porn online? I wanna fap like the old days just to remind myself what it was like.

[–]tonyvila 6 points7 points ago

Just drink heavily, then play regular porn on a tube TV covered with magnets.

[–]AtheistSteven 1 point2 points ago

You gotta mark this NSFW I think I saw a boob, or a bald head but I'll take what I can get! Now I gotta get on aol and wait fifteen minutes to really spice things up!!

[–]alazaruspal 0 points1 point ago

We were too poor for cable. I used the old Penthouse magazines I found next to the dumpster that smelled of mold and shame.

[–]Nekenieh 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck, I've seen a lot of those "guess I'm not the only one posts", but this surprised me.

Sad day indeed.

[–]herebezombies 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one here who's dad got a descrambler for skinemax?

[–]jmac11qb 0 points1 point ago

not sure if I should download Emmanuelle for the memories, Or not because I don't know if I want to accidentally have to fap to someone who recently died.

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

Download it for the music. The music was killer.

[–]sailingonward 0 points1 point ago

Wat

[–]doyduhdoh 0 points1 point ago

Lulz.

[–]padmadfan 0 points1 point ago

Open cable box, clip the orange wire....unlimited free everything. It was truly a glorious age....

[–]sevenoverthree 0 points1 point ago

insufficient upvotes for this operation.

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

For me she was the prototype sensual woman. What an amazing beauty. So sad she's died at such a young age. She was lovely and will be missed.

[–]tmccarthy53 0 points1 point ago

NSFW man... lol

[–]speeder111 1 point2 points ago

NSF1979

[–]TheWhyteMaN 0 points1 point ago

Squiggly lines!!!! Oh that brings back memories. Adjusting the cable converter to the right setting...There Boobs!...no wait...there!...yes,....ahhh comeon squggigly lines..THERE YES! ..that was a good one. Holy shit this is awesome."

Now kids just have to click a button on a computer screen.

[–]altanic 0 points1 point ago

nothing has ever focused my attention so effectively as staring at the old tube, hoping... praying for just one clear shot

[–]underthehill 0 points1 point ago

Great. Now I have a boner.

[–]Jedekai 0 points1 point ago

This joke was made HOURS ago... and one of you... IS A FARKER!

[–]dvidon 2 points3 points ago

She died the way she lived: in bed, with something on her throat. RIP.

[–]Anonymousdave69 -2 points-1 points ago

Anyone under 30 does not get this.

[–]jonwithoutanh 10 points11 points ago

False. I am under 30 and totally get this.

[–]Creiz -5 points-4 points ago

29 doesn't count.

[–]thepiiman 0 points1 point ago

23 and I get it

[–]TehGoogler 0 points1 point ago

20, reporting in

[–]Nazsha 1 point2 points ago

19 and I get it.

[–]DownsPanda 1 point2 points ago

:P

[–]Deconstruction_Z 0 points1 point ago

I am so old.