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all 194 comments

[–]ccoch 384 points385 points ago

To quote you: "Reepooooosssstttt"

[–]unusedalias 106 points107 points ago

Ouch. Meta burn.

[–]ComebackShane 34 points35 points ago

[–]TARDIS 4 points5 points ago

My name is Michael Weston... and I used to post original content, but then....

[–]Jorgemeister 0 points1 point ago

What's cristiano Ronaldo doing there?

[–]unclejimmy 10 points11 points ago

[–]LurkerMcLurkerton 29 points30 points ago

Right in the feels

[–]EpinephrineJunkie 10 points11 points ago

dealing out a Hurts-donut

[–]Patargh -1 points0 points ago

He didn't necessarily claim it popped up on his facebook feed.

[–]fdsauiofjsd 0 points1 point ago

Grice's maxims. lawyered

[–]MiSTx93 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you and your logic, this is Reddit, we don't need that here.

[–]Patargh 1 point2 points ago

Semantics is incredibly important in everyday life (especially on forums like these) I've never seen this post before because I'm not on this website all the time. I laughed therefore I upvoted. That's my premise on this post and his title.

[–]kcell 3 points4 points ago

I was hoping the top comment would be a Sarah Jessica Parker joke, but this is much better

[–]unclejimmy 7 points8 points ago

You can go to the bottom of this thread, all the SJP jokes you never wanted.

[–]HedoInASpeedo 5 points6 points ago

When will we stop with the jokes about how ugly she is and start making jokes about how little talent she has.

[–]BagelTrollop 5 points6 points ago

Or we can just ignore her all together. I think people love to hate too much.

[–]HedoInASpeedo 2 points3 points ago

You sound too nice for this place.

[–]BagelTrollop 3 points4 points ago

I think you're right.

[–]StendhalSyndrome -1 points0 points ago

And shopped(poorly), look at that horse's eye... the dark haired one. Ill show my self the door.

[–]czarchastic 0 points1 point ago

So not only did OP choose the worst possible title for this, it's a complete lie?

[–]wallymcwalrus -1 points0 points ago

It is one of the top posts from /r/PerfectTiming actually. Fucking karma whores.

[–]capt_choob 188 points189 points ago

We liked it a few weeks ago when it "popped up" here.

[–]Ftumsh 43 points44 points ago

Was it a gem at that time? If not, let us imbue it with gemmosity.

[–]gammaburn 26 points27 points ago

Gems: truly outrageous.

[–]tnnrlil 12 points13 points ago

Taric go home, you're drunk.

[–]Galiath 2 points3 points ago

Opal for harmony.

[–]Lotenn -4 points-3 points ago

I laughed.

[–]50shadesofGandalf 0 points1 point ago

IIRC it was gold.

[–]freddy4940 0 points1 point ago

Gem level: Reddit.

[–]epoxy_proxy 13 points14 points ago

))<>((

Back and forth forever?

[–]wjs2y 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck did people upvote it again?

[–]rocketqueen3422 3 points4 points ago

If I had a nickel for every time i saw this picture is have about .35 cents

[–]crckthsky 0 points1 point ago

about tree fiddy

FTFY.

[–]cmatute 1 point2 points ago

I like it right now, because I didn't see it "a few weeks ago". Really, just downvote and quit bitching about reposts. Not everyone is glued 24/7 here.

[–]50shadesofGandalf 13 points14 points ago

amateurs.

[–]siegewolf -5 points-4 points ago

I wish reddit would auto remove reposts.

[–]tehdwarf 1 point2 points ago

Or just give all the karma to the original poster.

[–]siegewolf 1 point2 points ago

I like that idea.

[–]supersnuffy 24 points25 points ago

If anybody asks, the horse isn't blindfolded, it's a fly mask.

[–]AmpleWarning 56 points57 points ago

I dunno, it's an alright mask...

[–]supersnuffy 14 points15 points ago

I...

slow applause

[–]piecrazy47 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I always wondered what those were, and now I know

[–]sinewave89 9 points10 points ago

[–]stampyourfoot 29 points30 points ago

You know why this photo popped up on facebook? Because somebody found it here on Reddit.

[–]mellooo 0 points1 point ago

me too. I was hoping this would be here

[–]morbus[!] 2 points3 points ago

well done :)

[–]smarterthanhomer -1 points0 points ago

Same.

[–]oblivious_drawguy 24 points25 points ago

[–]expo53d 3 points4 points ago

Not enough Photoshop.

[–]aggie_moose 1 point2 points ago

can you add a brazzers logo?

[–]biotroll 15 points16 points ago

This picture is ancient.

[–]flees 5 points6 points ago

I carbon dated the pixels, and yep, it sure is old.

[–]Thatguytheredditor 34 points35 points ago

Face swaps are Awesome

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[–]i_am_losing_my_mind 37 points38 points ago

Just upvote him/her and stop with this "sir" bullshit.

[–]blooper2112 3 points4 points ago

you sir are an asshole

[–]flees -1 points0 points ago

Don't mind him, he's just insane.

[–]Triksta6 -1 points0 points ago

You sir, sir.

[–]new-socks 1 point2 points ago

You sound like a fucking idiot.

[–]nmurph -3 points-2 points ago

Rookie mistake.

[–]gravytown 4 points5 points ago

The vicious cycle. Picture gets posted on Reddit, which then gets posted on Facebook a week later, which then gets posted on Reddit, which then gets posted on Facebook, which then gets posted on Reddit and my brain explodes.

[–]Ruben4fun 1 point2 points ago

No it didn't. You lied.

HOW COULD YOU LIE TO US?!

[–]Billsonahill2 4 points5 points ago

I want to hear that joke.

[–]Sniper_Guz 17 points18 points ago

"What do gay horses eat? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

[–]DoWhile 17 points18 points ago

Horse dick.

[–]ThisDudeRiteHere 0 points1 point ago

KYR SP33DY and Deluxe 4 anyone?

[–]Tirawi 5 points6 points ago

"And then I told him 'No, seriously! You're hung like a horse!'"

[–]IntelligentBacteria 0 points1 point ago

No it didn't.

[–]whowilliupvotetoday -1 points0 points ago

Though you might like it.

Thought*

[–]Chytrik 0 points1 point ago

Repost of a Facebook repost?

You're dancing with fire, silviadrift180

[–]catsfive 0 points1 point ago

LEARN THIS: Facebook is where Reddit's content GOES, not COMES FROM.

[–]Crawlerado 8 points9 points ago

[–]SteelGB 5 points6 points ago

Isn't it possible that someone they are FB friends with uploaded the picture after seeing it somewhere else?

OP never said "This is my friend, and the picture was taken this morning."

[–]LunarLovers 3 points4 points ago

Son of a 9gagger.

[–]expo53d 2 points3 points ago

Are you gonna take that, OP?

[–]adds_a_maths_pun 3 points4 points ago

[–]brosiahd 1 point2 points ago

[–]cycopl 3 points4 points ago

Hurrr sarahjessucurrrrrrdurrrrrrrrr DURRRRR PARKER HURRRRRR LOL HORSE DURRRRR

[–]LurkerMcLurkerton 5 points6 points ago

Hey, Sarah JeShut the fuck up , we get it.

[–]Always-hungry 0 points1 point ago

where is the repost guy?

[–]FustyLuggz 0 points1 point ago

You were wrong! :D

[–]Balthasar90 1 point2 points ago

"And that's when he bought me a prostitute!"

[–]rowian 0 points1 point ago

someone reads Least I Could Do.

[–]ottovonblood 1 point2 points ago

you were wrong.

[–]123whoa 0 points1 point ago

and then I said "the manure's organic!"

[–]misshood 0 points1 point ago

Which ones the horse?

[–]Blarg281 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one scared of those fuckin horse teeth?

[–]lookatthosepickles 0 points1 point ago

Wait till it bites you in the face.

spoken from experience

[–]ecky--ptang-zooboing -1 points0 points ago

When will this "popped up on my facebook" crap ever end? Make a title ffs.

[–]rufud 0 points1 point ago

Found this gem . . .

[–]Damiend 0 points1 point ago

Just "blablabla" nothing to see here.

[–]darknemesis25 -1 points0 points ago

bad photoshop is bad

[–]ZZZZZZZZZZZZARD -1 points0 points ago

OP go fuck yourself.

[–]BendTime 1 point2 points ago

title of post should have been: "And then she says hearse not horse!" or something like that.

[–]ItWillBeMine 0 points1 point ago

Poor horse. :(

[–]ZK686 0 points1 point ago

"So then I told him, yea, it's almost as big as a horse's dick, ALMOST.."

[–]captainkegs -1 points0 points ago

I'm glad they felt the need to photoshop the horse's eye...

[–]Thundernut -1 points0 points ago

If you saw it on facebook, it probably originated here. This seems to be the trend and the reason the "Unfriend" button has been seeing a lot of action.

[–]kryzchek 0 points1 point ago

I think this popped up on my MySpace.

[–]michaeldbrannon 2 points3 points ago

[–]zimbabwe7878 0 points1 point ago

Oh my gosh! that's mediocre at best! :D

[–]LiveAndLetDiarrhea 0 points1 point ago

Worst title ever.

[–]Frigidor -2 points-1 points ago

"So this popped up on Repostbook Though I might get karma"

[–]iKaka 0 points1 point ago

Women laughing alone with horses

[–]dalthughes 0 points1 point ago

Breaking news: everything you ever see on facebook ever was always on reddit first

[–]Zachykerr 0 points1 point ago

First thing I thought of..."Bitch Please!"

[–]somethingwickednc 1 point2 points ago

THOUGH...we might not ;)~

[–]bethyweasley 1 point2 points ago

wahtever guys, i have never seen it and it is hilarious.
i think ill look again.... shit man, that makes me laugh...

[–]Buck3tbot 0 points1 point ago

"Which one's the horse?"

[–]long_wang_big_balls -1 points0 points ago

Seeing as your not overly fond of reposts, it comes as a surprise that you decided to post this.

[–]s0m3th1ngw1tty 0 points1 point ago

120 comments and only one about the grammatical errors.

[–]MelGibsonDerp -1 points0 points ago

This is like the 6th most popular image of all time on /r/perfecttiming

[–]jezzer_poo 0 points1 point ago

Though I do like it.....

[–]Oniwabanshu -1 points0 points ago

Let the meme start!!

[–]chickenscampy 0 points1 point ago

And how does a post that's a repost and spells thought wrong get so many upvotes?

[–]GroundhogExpert -1 points0 points ago

Pretty terrible photoshopping there.

[–]WonTonChin -1 points0 points ago

[–]wolfgangjt 0 points1 point ago

Extra credit to the person who can find the salad in the picture. Man salad, you are one hilarious motherfucker!

[–]TheHiddenHand 0 points1 point ago

I wish RES would allow me to block unfunny people and people who Repost. I would probably start to enjoy r/funny again eventually once I've weeded out all those people.

[–]TheBoy88 -1 points0 points ago

'So this popped up on Facebook thought* you might like it. Ps as everyone has already said... it's a repost. Booooo to you sir... booo.

[–]yeahdude1 0 points1 point ago

Can we get a faceswap?

[–]Kr0niK 0 points1 point ago

This is text book why reddit confuses me sometimes. Obvious repost, even a link to multiple previous reposts that ended up buried. But one, in this case this post, slips through the cracks and ends up with many upvotes.

[–]pdmcmahon 0 points1 point ago

[–]Fearfulsymetry 0 points1 point ago

Though I may have liked it, I still downvoted it because of the grammar :/

[–]CutCut 0 points1 point ago

dat neck

[–]Todomanna 0 points1 point ago

It has made its way back to us... does this mean it's true love?

[–]merows 0 points1 point ago

lies, repost.

[–]chilidog17 -1 points0 points ago

I like to see Sarah Jessica Parker so happy.

[–]VelvetJ0nez 0 points1 point ago

I liked it the first time I saw it months ago on Reddit.

[–]stupid_sexyflanders 0 points1 point ago

Though I might like it, what??? What's the catch buddy???

[–]RTYIASNSOT -1 points0 points ago

Sarah Jessica Parker must've told one funny-ass joke

[–]staleBed 0 points1 point ago

I don't

[–]Asu101 0 points1 point ago

"Popped up on fb" is officially a way of labeling shitty content/re-posts

[–]renotime 0 points1 point ago

Sarah Jessica Parker looks younger in that picture.

[–]thebends888 0 points1 point ago

What a fine pair of horses.

[–]AddVasoline 0 points1 point ago

Sarah Jessica Parker looks really good in this picture.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 0 points1 point ago

Abby and Horse. New season Wednesday nights on fox.

[–]floppybunny26 0 points1 point ago

blah blah blah Sarah Jessica Parker blah blah.

[–]Youmustbecomefear 0 points1 point ago

"Oh horse, you hilarious bastard!"

[–]boushveg 0 points1 point ago

So lets all just post the stuff we see on FB and think reddit might like!

[–]blazingdonut2769 0 points1 point ago

What's so funny, Sarah Jessica Parker?

[–]rignator 0 points1 point ago

no

[–]csoda201 0 points1 point ago

So this popped up on Facebook Though you might like it.

So this popped up on Facebook trough you might like it.

Fix'd that for you.

[–]Cornerian 0 points1 point ago

Sarah Jessica Parker is looking good.

[–]kobekramer1 0 points1 point ago

Though we might like it what? Finish the god damn sentence!

[–]R2D2LegitToQuit 0 points1 point ago

Wow, Sarah Jessica Parker has some cute friends

[–]harris0n11 0 points1 point ago

thought*

[–]MinecraftHardon 0 points1 point ago

Reddit's really beating a dead horse at the bottom of the comments..

[–]GodspeakerVortka -2 points-1 points ago

That fucking counts.

[–]Janaros 1 point2 points ago

NO, YOU GOT IT THE SAME WAY I SAW IT TODAY!

1) http://imgur.com/UISXT you found this on the front page today!

2) You saw the suggestion in the comments to check the /r/perfecttiming

3) You wanted to check their top submissions because it seemed like a swell subreddit

4) you found this as number 6 http://i.imgur.com/VnfUf.jpg

BAM

[–]Schobbo -1 points0 points ago

Pretty sure this is taken from reddit, seen this on photoshopbattles before

[–]nmurph 1 point2 points ago

We've established that this was on Reddit. Enough already.

[–]Its_An_Arms_Race -1 points0 points ago

Horse: You so funny

Human: No horse, you so funny

Horse:Oh Stahp

[–]dementedpony -3 points-2 points ago

Woah SJP is looking gooood!

[–]Er_Mer_Gerd -4 points-3 points ago

... Andddddd Sarah Jessica Parker joke

[–]vinvin618 -4 points-3 points ago

Everyone making a Sarah Jessica Parker joke, is just beating a dead Sarah Jessica Parker.

[–]hotairballonfreak -4 points-3 points ago

boo repost you sir are the scum of the earth

[–]FutureEnthusiast -3 points-2 points ago

Original Content posted and noone in reddit believes it.... gg world

[–]Dilton -3 points-2 points ago

Good times with Sarah Jessica Parker

EDIT: just noticed the 15 million other jokes like this

[–]AEIOU_occasionallyY -2 points-1 points ago

t <--- here's the "t" your missing in the title

[–]sufrt -3 points-2 points ago

yo look out we got a fuckin genius here