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How i upvote in /r/aww (i.imgur.com)

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[–]murphmurphy 140 points141 points ago

My favorite part is the guy that hands him more money. There was a moment in that mans life where he was thinking "I am going to need to throw more money at this woman that I can physically hold. I will require someone to hand me more money."

[–]fraudisokay 73 points74 points ago

I've read about this place before. Apparently you can pay a price to go into a club and throw gobs of fake money on women. I like to think of it as an Arabic strip club, except the guys get hard on's for the fake cash instead of the women.

edit: here's the video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxQGUBGcQ4

[–]trish80s_4_life 11 points12 points ago

Is that really fake money...?

[–]VTMech 24 points25 points ago

Not fake money. This happens in famous Cairo Arabic style clubs where mostly Gulf Arabs (crude oil arabs as opposed to olive oil arabs) tend to pay say 100$ to be able to throw 1000$ worth of dollar bills at women (but currency is Egyptian Pounds). All the money you see being thrown is collected by the workers at the place and recycled.

The women do not get naked... Most of them you dont want to either.

It was a very interesting experience for me, it was vulgar to say the least, and that is saying a fucking lot.

Basically, you are paying money to look like you have money and dont care about it....

*edit - i would like to mention that the money is not collected immediately and recycled, that would look retarded... lol

[–]trish80s_4_life 9 points10 points ago

Well, what a waste of 100$. Sounds dumb, but then again I'm sure they think that strip clubs in the U.S are dumb too. I'm sure this is what they think... "Stupid American's, giving away money to filthy whores!" hahahha

[–]Lupus1339 6 points7 points ago

As an American who worked in a strip club for a few years, I also thought that constantly.

[–]vierce 2 points3 points ago

I don't know if you have been to a strip club over here, (U.S.) but yeah, they are dumb.

Edit: I love bitches.

[–]plustwos 1 point2 points ago

Wait, what do you mean the money is recycled?

[–]kushari 4 points5 points ago

People at the club pick it up and give it to the guy again.

[–]plustwos 2 points3 points ago

O that's kind of lame.

[–]kushari 0 points1 point ago

But btw I lived in Saudi Arabia most of my life (actually going tomorrow). There are people that can do this for real and not even have the slightest dent in their finances lol.

[–]VTMech -1 points0 points ago

True, i know Saudi. My name is Sheikh Yer Booty Yah Habibi.

[–]plustwos 0 points1 point ago

I feel like the staff should be able to divide the cash that's thrown. Especially the women.

[–]kevkevmacattack 1 point2 points ago

It's real fake money

[–]YourCousinJeffrey 7 points8 points ago

Do you have a link that explains what's going on in the video?

[–]unconscionable 17 points18 points ago

My attempt: rich Saudi douche is feeling douchey, so he throws money at a woman hoping the theatrical display of excessive amounts of cash will compensate for his lack of authentic self worth. That's what I've always assumed was going down, anyways.

[–]I_Upvoted_You_Anyway 11 points12 points ago

I like this one better

[–]brianbrianbrian 5 points6 points ago

"You know what, this is a half-stack bitch, at best. Ahkmed, hold this half."

[–]fruitcommander 13 points14 points ago

Best gif from this video period.

[–]CardboardHeatshield 21 points22 points ago

Haloween costume idea: Iraqi Oil Sheikh. Dress like this. Take TONS AND TONS AND TONS AND TONS of fake money, Proceed to throw it everywhere.

[–]Instantcretin 10 points11 points ago

Get arrested for littering.

[–]IUsedToBeAPygmy 3 points4 points ago

Laugh at 'cop' for having suche a cliché halloween outfit.

[–]CardboardHeatshield -1 points0 points ago

Lol, didnt think about that.

[–]Brockboot 1 point2 points ago

You would do this at a party of course, Also do it with that useless zimbabwe currency, little extra value added to your costume. 1 USD is 361 ZWD, costs less then printing out your own on copy paper

[–]weasleeasle 0 points1 point ago

Zimbabwean money is actually worth a fair bit now. They have stopped printing it and it is no longer an accepted currency, so it is now a collectors item, so each note it probably worth a few bucks at least. I would be tempted to pay for a 15 trillion dollar note.

[–]Bassic10101 5 points6 points ago

i think that's all of our oil money.

[–]dsotm75 11 points12 points ago

Ok, I need that back now

[–]SedentaryLotus 5 points6 points ago

What is this from?

[–]ndaly87 3 points4 points ago

You wanna see some ass? I wanna see some cash. Make it rain bitch, make it-make it rain...UH

[–]sinterfield24 0 points1 point ago

"Hand me another stack of cash"

[–]Squishy_Vengence 1 point2 points ago

How much in dollars do you suppose that is?

[–]flamingboard 30 points31 points ago

About tre fiddy.

[–]MontaukNightSky 8 points9 points ago

And it was at about that time that i noticed the girl scout was ten stories tall with a long green neck and flippers. GOT DAMN LOCHNESS MONSTER

[–]tedsblog 0 points1 point ago

I'd just given him tre fiddy the night befo!

[–]AirsoftGlock17 1 point2 points ago

Ten Fiddy has been donated in all of your names to the Finding Nessie Foundation.

Toghether, we will find Nessie...AND GET OUR GOD DAMN TREE FIDDY BACK!

[–]fdsauiofjsd 1 point2 points ago

Dammit woman no wonder the Loch Ness monster keeps comin around, you keep givin it tree fiddy

[–]Danjak 0 points1 point ago

Zero. Looks like fake money.

[–]bitchpotatobunny 0 points1 point ago

Source?

[–]redhand88 0 points1 point ago

It is impossible to have a serious conversation with Ahmed.

[–]great_gape -1 points0 points ago

All in all he only threw around about 60 bucks

[–]hurdur1 0 points1 point ago

I can do this with Zimbabwe currency!

[–]Pakislav 1 point2 points ago

Hey! It's exactly how I downvote things on /r/aww!

[–]heroeskage1 1 point2 points ago

you couldnt even photoshop the money into orange arrows COME ON

[–]johnnyasma 0 points1 point ago

You degrade the posts?

[–]Powsicle -1 points0 points ago

Now someone needs to edit the money into upvotes! Make it happen reddit!

[–]RandomWhiteDudee 0 points1 point ago

Sad, those Saudis really have gone overboard, they're doing everything their religion says not to.

[–]yudhamica17 0 points1 point ago

Grabs the next stack, was like, hey dude take my money.

[–]needstrength 0 points1 point ago

Are you the real batman?

[–]Renshato 0 points1 point ago

What a waste of 50 cents.

[–]FuckMeNigger -2 points-1 points ago

so youre a terrorist?

[–]konratax 0 points1 point ago

you spelled r/nsfw wrong...

[–]mowmowmeow 0 points1 point ago

BATMAN IS A REDDITOR?!

[–]IAmtheHullabaloo 0 points1 point ago

Like an asshole? I didn't know it was possible to upvote like an asshole. Nice work.

[–]OnceIHadACookie 2 points3 points ago

Someone might have fun with this in /r/upvotegifs

The real title of this should have been "How I seek attention for reposting"

[–]duffyscourt 1 point2 points ago

works out to about $10 American lol

[–]lilnas313 0 points1 point ago

Not exactly true a million saudi rial is right around 650-700k usd

[–]Ben_Jahmin -1 points0 points ago

how do people pronounce /r/awww?

[–]UNBR34K4BL3 12 points13 points ago

are. awe.

[–]JofanM 5 points6 points ago

Assuming your question is serious and you are an English speaker, I would think it would be pronounced "/ar/aaaaah." But since "aaaah" denotes fear, and "aww" is stated to signify cuteness, it is within reason that "aww(w)" would be designated to posts about cute animals.

Guys, I'm sick and my brain is being suffocated by cottonballs, spare me. For only today, spare me.

[–]SugarFreeTurkey 3 points4 points ago

Like a dinosaur.

[–]chewyice 1 point2 points ago

Now I can't not say it any other way.

[–]With_a_bit_of_luck -3 points-2 points ago

It's oil about the money...http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbu1k4NJJp1r7fvkfo1_500.gif

[–]tilang 0 points1 point ago

Shut up and take my money!

[–]Danjak -1 points0 points ago

One of the youtube commentators made a couple of goods points about this not looking real. Nobody is diving for the money, not even the servers. Plus, at the end, he takes out what looks like real money from his pocket and stuffs it in her bra. Two paper notes, from the looks of it. What would be the point of that if he had just showered her with real money? Also, the place looks like kind of a shit-hole - not the kind of place a billionaire would hang.

[–]DutchSuperHero 0 points1 point ago

"Also, the place looks like kind of a shit-hole - not the kind of place a billionaire would hang."

But what about Trump?

[–]torontoitguy 1 point2 points ago

I guess you missed ALL THE PEOPLE on the floor collecting the stacks?

[–]Instantcretin 0 points1 point ago

Thats their job, recycle the fake money.

[–]Danjak 0 points1 point ago

Yup. It doesn't look like people diving for money. If you watch the full video, there's an image of a kid practically sweeping it all up.

[–]posananer -3 points-2 points ago

i want to repsot this with the titel. I jsut boought diamond shamrock. but i cant find source of gif.

[–]marsamHearts -4 points-3 points ago

Its real $ those are princes loaded princes

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